₦airaland Forum

MagicBishop:
The Kenyans dug up a dossier on Buhari and found from their records that his favorite and only expertise subject is cow rearing.

If it was Putin the Kenyans would have taken him on a hunting safari to shoot a rhino or something

If it were Obasanjo they would have arranged old married women for him

If it were Tinubu ; a stash of d0pe

If it was Atiku; some boys

If it was oshiomole; the entire hooker line up in Nairobi Sheraton

If it were Yerima; some toddlers

If it were Aregberascal ; some Kenyan bankers to negotiate another loan for Osun

If it were Sanusi ; a box of pile cream

If it were El Rufai ; platform shoes and a pack of soap to wash his lying mouth

If it were liar mohammed; a Bible to repent with

And finally if it was madam Amaechi ; a gun to kill himself

ademega:
assuming Wike lost at the SC, wailers would have been shouting APC has bought the judgment. they would have been calling the president unprintable names. they would have called Nigeria a zoo. they would have renewed their nonsense talk on unless biafra. now that the judgement is in their favour, I am yet to see any of them saying thank you to Mr president for allowing a fraud that was glaring to the world to go like that just for peace sake and to make the ammunition bought for militants to be useless in their hands.

APC had a plan for this and Wike should not celebrate that much.

even Wike would be like waho. what miracle be this self despite our rigging and atrocities during the election? he may even ask his aids, who helped me do the jas for babalawo house.. so juju fit charm all these judges?

Firefire:
I know it will come...

March 2014 to May 2015 is also fine with us for the probe.


EFCC, please let the probe of General Buratai as Director of Military Procurement within the above mentioned period start, NOW!


No place for professional looters again, no scared cow.


Btw: Life na turn by turn, 'Oye to kan ara Iwo o ti kan ara Ede'.

Cc: lalasticlala, we must get our money back by probing all culprit.

Islie:
Governors, who arm-twisted Okonjo Iweala into signing out our reserves held by Central Bank, are today ministers in the APC government. We are still talking about change and corruption when old things refuse to pass away! These political gimmicks can only carry away gullible or naive Nigerians
“Our Change must change something. How could we continue to talk of change in a static system? How could we be talking of change when the same crew are governors, ministers, senators, and members of the House of Representatives?

This is a cyclical devolution of power to the same people who are never out of power! “What sort of change is the President talking about? When will the youth take over when even a governor does not take a bow and go? When shall we plan for the replacement of delinquent leadership? This is what constitutes change.
What sort of change is this that ignores the glaring un-equal distribution of national income?
It is absurd that the same government that is unable to pay N18, 000 per month to the lowest grade of labour can afford to pay N1.8 Million per month to anyone in the economy.

Why must tax payers’ money be used to feed Mr. President and his family?
“Why must the tax payers’ money be used to buy brand new exotic vehicles for the legislatures, judges, ministers and governors when they are heavily paid?
Why don’t they use loan finance and mortgage finance to buy their cars and houses?
This is also a form of looting and it is the cause of grounding the economy and calling in IMF spin-doctor all the time.

omohayek:
The true mark of cluelessness is blaming Kemi Adeosun for two areas of policy over which she has no control. It takes real ignorance to blame the finance minister for an FX policy which is actually set by Godwin Emefiele, the head of the CBN; she also had no hand in the NSE's difficulties, as the CEO of the Nigerian Stock Exchange is a man named Oscar N. Onyema.

yinchar:
Nigerians want good thing but they don't wanna pay for it. Here in SA, anytime I make a deposit into my personal account from my same bank am charged R35 that's almost N500. For every withdrawal as well am charged R5 that's N65. The VAT here is 14% and am paying a tax of 25% on my monthly salary.

Nigeria has the lowest VAT of 5% in the world, yet we complain about everything. I pray people can be more enlightened, this a good policy considering the current economic situations.

lofty900:
bro you asked a very intelligent question. 50naira tax plus 4naira alert, that's 54naira deducted per transaction. Ewooooo, we don't want change again!

hmohammed:
Lagosian, we are in for a long thing as I just heard on radio that Tompolos boys have damaged the chevron escravos gas plant. This is a major gas source for Egbin power plant which supplies a significant portion of power to lagos state. I think it is high time our President **** order the arrest of Tompolo as no man is bigger than Nigeria.
We really no longer depend on this oil to run the economy based on the recent proposed budget.
House please what is your take on this as I am very sad about this development.

GodsMercy1:
He revealed that the vaccine was co-developed by some Nigerians while saying that the current outbreak is a national embarrassment because although there were about 1723 cases in 2012, the percentage death rate of the current outbreak was higher.

“It is unfortunate because if we had picked this man earlier on, we would have been able to put him on medication and he could have been alive today.

wolu4:
during Ebola outbreak,GEJ admin informed d masses abt dis deadly disease , how it was transmitted,how to prevent it from spreading (dey did all dis with fliers, on. News, social media etc) n provided hand sanitizer ,protective gardget and trained volunteers who also went to other part of Africa to help them curb d virus. Buhari has been busy with recovering stolen fund dat goes to invisible account n are never accounted for, while Lasser fever is spreading like widefire, no sign of educating d public on how to prevent it rather it's NGO's dat r doing it n now one mofo want to blam it on Jona? May God Ave mercy on us all.

hush15:
Better is blaming bush for the September 11 attack at the twin towers and pentagon. Bush couldn't fish out the terrorist but Obama got the job done.

The biggest injustice Nigerians will ever do to themselves is to be carried away by all the lies they concocting and feeding the populace to distract Nigerians from their gross incompetence, in the name of fighting corruption.

can't believe we went went back to 1985...

zinachidi:
that minister is foolish :-/

highlandah5:
President Buhari had presented a N6.08 trillion budget for the fiscal year 2016. In the budget, capital expenditure takes N1.8 trillion, marking a significant over 300 per cent increment from the 2015 vote of N557 billion.

Anukuks:
I will be married to the man of my dreams

I would have opened my shoe store in Lagos and IB

I will be applying to a foreign university for my PhD

My NGO will be in full swing

And I will be pregnant for my husband with twins

Amen amen amen amen!!!!!!!!!!!!