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barbie6: dats y girlz 2 are nt smiling, since u think is abt giving nd taking, we'v concur 2 dt so b4 u bleep once we don collect 1BB, ipad, or iphone because dt might be d last of u we ll see. Am judging u according 2 ur post.

as.hawo no dey again!

Oya drop ur comments

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks thepatient. The doctor replies, “You onlyhave 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies,“I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

A wife suspected her husband was sleeping with their maid, so she laid a trap. She sent the maid to the village for weekend and didn't tell her husband. That night they went tobed. The husband woke up and gave his old story. "Excuse me dear,i want to watch Tv in the parlor", he went tothe parlor first. Shortly, wife snicked into the maid's room, stripped and laid on the bed light off. She heard him come in silently and wasted no time with words and started making luv with her since she was Unclad. When he finished, the wife said to him, "God has exposed you, you didn't expect me on this bed, did you"? She then switched on the light."No Madam!!!" said the gate man, I'msorry I didn't know you were the one

A young boy met a very rich business man and asked him"sir, what is the secret of your success?" and he replied, "boy, you have to use your number 6 in 6 ways". The boy was so surprised and asked him "sir, how in 6ways?" he further replied "I only do business 6 times in a year,
1. I sell bags of rice during d xmas season,
2. I sell children clothes duringchildren's day celebration,
3. I sell poultry during the easter celebration period,
4. I sell condoms on valetine day,
5. I sell indian hemp on Bob marley's rememberance day. So, you see why i am successful?" the boy asked "sir, you did not tell me the 6th" he then smiled and said "
6. I go on VACATION" the boy asked"VACATION? To where?" The man replied " yes I normally on vacation go to jail".

@op; looks like you are an ugly fellow,(no vex) no girl has ever snobbed me, be it asking for directions or askin for a date

When you start asking for money, recharge cards and the likes! Listen babe, i'll spend money on you because i want to and not because u think u've found a maga! Another thing is if she has any unpleasant ordour(thats the reason i jilted my ex girlfriend, also she gets upset anytime i speak english to her!).

We were playin hide n seek one evening when my childhood sweetie gave me the first kiss of my lyfe

mkmyers45: where in the bible are we told we had free-will? you are a fool! God is not beyond human reasoning or then why do follow what you will never understand?

who be we? I hope you are not including yourself. Its lyke i said before:you are not entitled to any explanation, i choose to believe and if it pains you that much i believe there is a transformer in your environment, just go and hug it! PS: if you are in a debate with someone do not call them names, the n0 1 rule of arguement is that you attack the statement and not the personality. Failiure to do that renders your point invalid and you immature.

We are all given free will(both humans and angels), to choose between good and evil. The only difference is that God forgives us when we wrong him but not so with the angel because if an angel who has seen the power and glory of the Almighty God rebels against him, then there is no mercy for that angel unlike the children of men who worship God in spirit. PS: @every well meaning christian in this thread; STOP TRYIN TO CONVERT ATHEISTS, YOU DO NOT OWE ANYBODY ANY EXPLANATION! This battle is not yours, you cannot fight for God because he is beyond human reasoning! What did it take God to bring saul(paul) on his knees?

mkmyers45: His parents procreated him. SMH at level of brainwashing in Nigeria

chei! see how myopic and naive you are

slimyem: why would you call it selfish when it wont be my decision alone?
As long as my partner agrees to the same,it is in no way SELFISH!

Dont worry i'll come and be your husband when the going is good and when it gets bad i'll just disapear. Talk about fairweather marriage

Jack65: Thank you jare, these fools think you need to believe in evolution in other to be an Atheist. I don't!

mumu! can u explain how you came into being? Akpamu!

Mavrick2012: If "God created everythin" dat mins he equaly creatd "satan".d foundamentalist argue dat God creatd satan clean but satan became "corupted",for goodnes sake how can satan 4m no where sudenly bcom curupted(wen "evil" existd nowhere in d whole univers),wat it mins is dat God depositd evil insid him(since satan couldnt hav conjure evil 4m nowhere),i.e God can deposit evil, God creatd evil,God contains evil,God is evil.to cut d whol story short,d concept of d origin of evil in satan is logicaly absurd,so i dnt believ in bot.

The "stuphdity" of God is wiser than the wisdom of men.

Obi1kenobi: Like I said in the article, I'm from Anambra so I'm Nigerian. Just calling out some arrogant Nigerians who sully our name with their arrogance.

You just disgraced anambra state! Stop deficating on your di.ck and take this advice: if you cannot defend this country just go and hide your head in shame!

Pls very urgent!

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Killz.:
[color=#000030]You re a fool. What did i call you? A fool!
Now, where in my post did i refer to you saying love did not exist? You were in a hurry to further prove your foolishness, right?
You started a thread and it was obvious you did not know the meaning of love, thereby you asked "what is love?". But in an earlier comment of yours on another thread, you said you love your girlfriend. That meant that you used the word "love" even when you knew sh[i]i[/i]t about it's meaning! My comment on this thread pointed out your foolishness in using a word you know not it's meaning. . . That's foolish! You refused to accept your foolishness, but rather chose to circumambulate and grow fat in your foolishness, quoted me and asked me a foolish question. . . You see why you are a discombobulated fool?

Reply to this comment to finally hit the nail on your foolishness. . . Nonsense![/color]

You think you can get me angry? Nah why should i be angry at a mollusc who cant even answer an ordinary question. Oya! Commot for road make i see beta people

190: [color=RED]^did u see my GUN[/color]

try checking inside your urethral orfice

Killz.:
[color=#000030]Were you typing with your anus when you posted this? Still, "nobody" knows what love is? So you admit that you use a word you know nothing about?

Foolishness![/color]

I know u are a juvenile but i am gonna see if i can get your prehistoric brain to work. First if you had read my post well you would have seen that there was never a place i said that love doesn't exist, rather that love is self-defined, for instance, how do you know that you are in love with someone?( I doubt that your type could see the line between love and infatuation) now answer that!

I have always been told that love exists but everywhere i look all i see is deceit, infatuation, obsession and the likes of it. I seriously doubt that anyone would be able to identify love if they saw it across the street, nobody knows love is because we all have personal experiences that influence our definition of it(love) but if i were to explain from my own experiences i would say that love (affection not filial) should be accompanied by feelings of protection(that is wanting to protect the other person) on both sides and self-sacrifice. Thats just what i think what about you

My girlfriend shows tedency of been a no 3, calls me all da time, however she is very tolerant and doesn't go into a rage anytime i dont pick her calls. All the same i love her

I'm into the forex market, just started it so i'm still trading tentatively, hope to make enough money in it to keep me afloat through the varsity.

I hope i don't get this kind of wife when i decide to get married. With all this trouble i just cant help but wonder: is marriage really worth it?

I had noticed it as a youngster the igbos call potatoes nduku while the yorubas call it odukun

Pls i've forgotten the security code of my E65 pls how do i hard format it

Why compare a developing nation with a developed one? To what end?