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I need it b4 hunga kill me o !danielhyacinth80@yahoo.com

I wish my grandma died in that plane crash.

I love UNIZIK! Seven banks and counting

Thing is, they have different orientations in space, i.e they are stereo isomers.

moremi2008: That's not how most househelps are treated. It might seem like a free-for-all situation but there are actually in-built checks and balances. First, it's hard to find a good househelp and most people that hire them tend to treat them fairly well. Second, if you treat a househelp badly, she will most likely run away. Three, the middleman that matches househelps with families will NOT work with you again if you treat one of the helps badly. Having said this, there are always exceptions, especially when the househelp has nobody to look out for his/her interests.

Almost every family I know back home have househelps and they are treated very well. My family is an example; we have always had househelps and they are paid and treated very well. Ditto for all the other families I know. The ones currently helping my mum earn 15k a month and they get free lodging, food and clothes (they also spend half the day sleeping and getting very fat).

Listen, i don't think u're in Nigeria, i went thru hell as a teenager being a houseboy to the point that i had to run away from dat house! Which one i go talk leave the other? Is it the beatings? Or the psycological trauma? (it took me 2 years to stop having nightmares of when i was there) just pray that calamity doesn't befall you(my dad died when i was 12, my mum 2 years later) or your wife because wetin anoda pesin go take ur children eyes see eh...

consult001: In box me your e-mail with subject am Interested to bosome4eal@yahoo.com I have an investment site that pay me $100 after 10days

dats the lie of the century!

I take it for inspiration, and for concentration

Dbanj wants to f**k america, is his d**k big enough? Grabing my popcorn!

Fuccckk around my sister and i will buy you a casket!

I'm gonna have 2 kill him, seriously no one messes with my kid sister, even if u are my friend or enemy

Rapisssttts!!!

alphamars: Dude etisalat suck here in warri...I have been in warri for just 3days now and bearly get EDGE network while 3G network is a dream. I regretted subscribing for one month...can't browse even to ping na problem...dead network..I hated MTN but its far beta than Etisalat here

sorry o accept my condolence

Fukk them both cok suckers!

wakabout: Mtn na real mumu network. u get am correct. Etisalat rocks. Imagine free browsing with 15mb with just N200 recharge. Yet the N200 is not charged when u browse. its left for you to make your calls, plus 10 free sms, plus Etisalat will remind me that I have 15mb to browse with and should ensure I use it before it expires. Imagine that... yeye e-m-p-t-y-hen will never never!

my guy na Etisalat 4lyfe

Imagine! I just birthday message from etisalat! Which network fit do dis kind tin? Even my mumu mtn line na only to send me message to enter their useless chat service! See freebies! Free browsing, free credit,free mms etc. What a wonderful network

I dont have any problem with gurls,in fact these days i end up being the one who is toasted, both by gurls as well these bloody homos. It is amazing when i hear this kind of stories, just luk gud and no gurl could resist you!

A professor Explains Advance Marketing theory to his MBA students 1) When you see a rich girl in a party and you walk to her and say am rich marry me, that's Direct marketing 2) You attend. Party and your friend goes to a girl and point @ you saying he is very rich marry him..that's Advertisement 3) @ a party and a girl walk to you and said you are rich and handsome will you marry me? That's is Brand recognition... 4) You see a girl @ a party and you walk up to her and say am rich and have a big.... And she slaps you, that's customer feed back. 5) But when you go the party and find a girl on her own, trying to do notice me and none seem to 3 things will deffinately run through your mind (a) Bad market (B) xpired goods (c)..............

A Black Guy and a White Girl met at a nightclub. She took him to her apartment and said;"Tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!!!"So he tied her to the bed and ran off with the Jewels, Cash, Mobile and Laptop

Awe§ome msg sent by a MAN 2 his WIFE. . .: Hi,...honey, i am just having my last ßeer&i will be home in 30 mins.If i'm not back plzzz read this msg again. Moral:- men are just like that when it comes 2 BEER

An igboman fell into a well,screaming for help,the wife came with a rope to help,He look at the rope and said"how much did the rope cost?"the wife said 1000 naira"stil l inside the well the man shouted"WHAT!!!!!Return it now !!,go to Papa Emeka at the 4th avenue,he sells it for 300 naira,HURRY…pls oº°˚˚˚°º b4 die ï patapata here oº°˚˚˚°

If some1 throw a stone at u, throw a flower at them but remember to throw the flower pot with it. Lolzz

A man was urinatn in front of a sch yard, suddenly a woman walk up to him 'sir dnt u c d notice board writin dat NO URINATIN HERE' d man rply 'OH sory i tout dat is d name of d sch

temiloluwa45: lolzzzzzzzzzzz, it is funny

Thanks 4 appreciating them 4 u Queen,Bush&OBJ died&all went 2 Hell. Queen said"I miss UK, I want 2 call UK".She made 5mins call,she askd d devil hw much? Devil said £800 . Bush said I wanna call d US".He made 3mins call, askd hw much? Devil said its,"$2500". OBJ self vex. Me self wan call 9ja ooh'. I wan talk 2 Goodluck,. OBJ talk 4 abt 15 hrs&askd devil hw much? Devil say 5nairaOBJ ws surprised&askd,Y? Devil say"Hell 2 Hell,na local call.

Alternatively u can say something lyke: BIATCH! I'm sure u will get a rain of response

garnetty: What if she says 'ONE OF WHO'?. At least she would have responded.

Just answer lesbians

The funniest thing about dis post is dat, by the time u realize it doesn't say anithing, it will be too late for u to quit reading z.........

A man and his wife had four kidz, a Declaration was made that any couple with five children will recieve a reward of 20million from the government. The man told his wife not worry as he was going to bring his daughter from his Girlfriend to complete the other four kidz. He came back with his girls child n discovered that it was one, one child that was left in his house, when he asked the wife what happened to the other three, she said"their father came and pick them aswell, the man fainted...... ....... .......

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.. ."You all have obsessions ,"he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said,"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."He turned to the second Mom, Ann:"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."He turns to the third Mom, Joyce:"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers."Come on, Dick, we' re leaving!"

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of the Nigeria Police Force."Hey, where u dey go?""Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu me?"replied Akpors This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!"This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice,"Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call"Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP"GBOOOOAAAAAAA". The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike."E done dey ring, abi make I redial?"Akpors accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect"

[quote author=kuphid][/quote]in Nigeria the only time a man opens d car door 4 his wife(or chic) is if the wife is new or the car is new!