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Becos she is herself (if she starts being someone else then love would die) |
I have died many times After death i will come back to earth again the cycle never ends. |
Let me tell you the plain truth! Sometimes women need a good beating occasionaly(a hard slap on her face does it) , it satisfies their sense of guilt otherwise why would she smash ur fone if she is not asking for it? |
I've always known u have schizophrenia |
Gosh! What i luv most is that sweet smell of manly testosterone when i take of my boxers. Nothing is comparable! |
@ladish x wat is their interest rate? |
Yes o that awkward moment when u realise that the person sittin next 2 u has bad breath (and you just hold ur breath everytime the talk!) |
Go Bleep yourself |
Dat awkward moment wen groin are is scratchin u but u are in public |
Forex, am a forex expert. Just don't have any money to start trading |
Bobby wetin? Dat crack addict! I pray dat boko haram bombs him wen he comes! |
I know what to do but the problem is no capital |
Ewu! |
Enters and arrests everyone in the room. oya! To panti |
How big is ur dic.k try gettin her wet b4 u f.uck her |
Dat awkward moment when u are shitin in sum1's farm and the person catches you! dat awkward moment when u are wanking off and ur parents come into ur room! Dat awkward moment when you are toastin a girl and ur dad walks by! Dat awkward moment when u are having se.x (and about to orgasm!) and sum1 knocks on ur door! |
Bitc.hy nicki! |
Na wa o but thank God 4 EFCC |
@poster your sense dey ur nyash! Idjiot! |