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Ahahaha very funny comments

Sorry Annie, the guys are not going to be impressed

Hahahaha...embarrassing!

Popoola1960:
30 billion for the account. 10 billion each from each of d dead fellow. 30 billion is complete now. Davido I fear u oOoooooo

Lol...

#Incrizz

Tedassie:
Did i ask for all these explanations?


























Anyways,don't mention

Mtchew!
I say what I like

dacblogger:
Don't get it twisted,As much as guys are losing interest in women,that's the same way women are losing interest in men.

They haven't noticed.

The seeds these silly guys on NL are sowing will be fruitless.

Their children will reap a good earth, not a bad one.

Their children will not begin to sleep with animals or have same sex relationship due to lack of perseverance in understanding the opposite sex.

Their females will not think that a sperm bank is better than dealing directly with the males species.

Their females will not shut their minds against intimacy with men preferring deeldoze!

The spirit of the Antichrist is already at work and a lot of you will not allow him use your tongues and hands to type and speak destruction into humanity!!!!

Cc: Ubunja

Tedassie:
Fictitious

Ahahaha..awww
Thanks.

I actually struggled with the spelling (...how did you know? )
My phone's dictionary simply refused to make any suggestions (...after ensuring my dependence on it o)

Believe this story at your own peril!

Sun newspaper an PM News are kings of fiticious stories!
It might even be the same freelancer writing for them both!

autotrader014:
Isiokay...

Lol..I love the mama already

jbreezy:
I wasted my time reading d poo...egede koor, ogede ni...didirin din robo

Ahahaha...

Tedassie:
Who started the thoughtless juxtaposition and preaching?

Trying to play smart when it's obvious it's not in you!

Don't take it personal.
You've been warned!

Tedassie:
Lol...I see you only quoted where it was convenient for you to rebuff,issorait...
Oh and please make sure you practise the love Christ had taught the world,ok?...Yes,cos loving your neighbour also comes with FORGIVING YOUR NEIGHBOUR of wrongdoing too...you can't have it either way

Rubbish!
Did you hear somewhere that the Lady in question is me?
Or were you told she is born again?

I quote what I want

Tedassie:
Don't get me wrong,i'm not on anyone's side here! we know, cheating on ones spouse is a terrible thing to do but why allow your emotions to becloud your sense of rationality as to mete out violence? Is violence the answer to everything?

Cheating beclouds some people's sense of rationality. It makes them violent!
Don't cheat.
Why test your spouse's sense of rationality?
Why stretch them to test their limit, risking exceeding their breaking point?!

It's not, "test your neighbour" but love your neighbour as yourself!

"Living with the assumption that everybody is rational is an abberation. -Obahiagbon"

omooba969:
You're definitely an example of those foaming in their mouth.

Awww...

Wow! I love Michel's burgundy.

omooba969:
I SMH for you lazy ladies, what's wrong with the wife being a financial cushion? Your false sense of entitlement makes y'all think the man must do everything forgetting that he's got other commitments such as his extended family & wife's immediate family.

When it comes to equal rights, you ladies show up masturbating & shaking yansh everywhere but for equal responsibility you will start foaming in ya mouth.

Nonsense.

Na only for finances una dey remember women feminist talk.
See im mouth!

Be a man my friend and see if God will not strengthen you.
Chuku chuku eye for money

Tedassie:
You probably wouldn't say this if the tables were turned. She battered her husband(domestic violence) therefore,must be made to face the law. Period!

If I go on to reveal what's on mind now, you'd say I'm supporting her actions.

There was a story on front page of a man who killed his wife because he suspected she was cheating. And she wasn't, by my own deductions.

Cheating is a horrible crime against anyone you claim to love. The hurt may cause them, if they don't yield to God's Spirit, to do terrible things.

Desist from cheating. You can!

kennygee:
Ah. Water haff pass garri.

This is for the independent women out there who work, pay their bills and don't wait for a man to do it for you. Just cause you're independent doesn't mean you should be a fooool. My pastor gave me an advice this year, He said and I quote, "any man you're dating who has never bought you a gift or taken you out on a date is not marriageable".

His reason is, if he can't spend money on you during courtship, then you're up for Africa Magic after your wedding.

That's how my Engineer aunt married a man who lied to her about being a contractor, na she dey finance the marriage till today. Even after the man finally had a source of income, na him extended family e dey use for.

If you're an unmarried Lady, shine your eyes, being independent doesn't equal being an ozuo.

Many men are looking for independent women so they will dodge their own responsibilities as providers.

I pray the ladies of these days hear you..
Ladies if you're the one doing the spending in your relationship, there is something wrong. Ask responsible guys who know their Worth as men and they'd tell you.
Stop listening to some of these nairaland guys who need you only as financial cushion!

bloodofthelamb:
IT IS FUNNY HOW PEOPLE ACCUSE GOD AND YET THEY CALL THEMSELF gods...LET THE WORLD BE god ENOUGH TO FACE THEIR PROBLEM, SINCE THEY ARE REFUSING THE HELP OF GOD ALMIGHTY.

It's funny how people don't fear to accuse God!!

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding the attacks on Sept, 11, hurricanes and earth quakes.

Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response.

She said "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.

And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. .

How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"

In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc, I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.

Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school .... the Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.thank

Maxi112:
sorry ma'am, I don't say there!


Just go to any swimming pool you comfortable with, someone is there to assist you. Give it a try!

See this one o.

Maxi112:
cool then, are you in Lagos?

Yes, I am.

Maxi112:
Yeah, I taught most of my friends how to swim, they're now comfortable swimming from 6fit deep.

I do meet random people who doesn't know how to swim in pools especially ladies, I end up teaching them although they ain't gonna be perfect then but they'd be able to carry on without a tutor from 3fit.


You wanna learn how to swim?

Yeah, like for real.

[quote author=Iamnobody post=61095215][/quote]Hahaha...your meme!
It happened to me lol

Nesso:
Crap

"Crap" is the only thing you can type when all you do is listen to crap music all day!

(Who wanna bet? Nesso is gonna type "crap" or "wack" as a comeback.)
Incrizz

jaksmillioniar:
I pray I get a girl to do dis for me

-It takes a lot of faithful commitment to your marriage oath, no cheating on your wife.
-It takes a lot of responsibility, no 50-50-by-force-sharing of financial responsibility. Let your wife support you financially of her own accord. No bullying. No manipulation.
-It takes a lot of paying attention to your wife when she craves you.
...and more, to make your kinda girl do this to you.

Not going about cheating or slapping her because you lack self control.
The man is reaping the love he's patiently sown.

Ps
I was using 3rd person plural "you".
Do no personalize what you read.
Thenk!

selflessposhheart:
me that don't know them sef I'm joining in the cry

Me too.

Aww..this is what some men want from their wives while treating her bad

Maxi112:
Lol.

I'm a rivers man, and I grew up around rivers, my grandfather is a Fisher man then. I always go fishing with him, I didn't for once practice any skills. Why won't I be perfect when I frequent my village on boat?

Swimming to us is just like walking on the street to get something around your neighborhood. It doesn't matter how small you're.

If you wanna learn how to swim, its quite easy. Go to a nearest swimming pool around you, Saturday preferable. Make new friend there then start from 3fit.

Have you ever taught anyone how to swim and the person really learned?
How many people?

SlayQueenSlayer:
Okay. I can work with this.

Lol..

SlayQueenSlayer:
Okay. Do you mind if I pm you?

I don't mean to be rude or anything but I keep wondering...why do guys ask girls if they could pm them before actually sending the pm? Respect?

Even if I'm dying to get your pm, you know I can't say yes, don't you?