₦airaland Forum

Benignasweety:
lol... ma u misinterpreted me. Am not comparing single folks o
datz far from it..

I meant a situation wia your better half always parades himself as single and keep girlfriends like he is dating dem and wld one day get married to any of dem... shey u gat d point now? all dix is cuz of youthful exoberance as he would claim it to be while I hurt d most cuz I really want my man to atleast acknowledge his marital status, keep healthy female frndz not d ones to talk back at me and tell me if am sure dat dia own boyfriend is married like I claim.

Big hugs Sweetie...
He's even got an explanation for it...hmm.

You are strong lady.
Really strong.

IpobExposed:
I can never surprise my wife like this except my mom is dead.
I love my mom than anything else.

Don't let guys on Nairaland with negative vibes corrupt ya...

You can be capable enough to buy for mum and wifey.

Now, renounce the curse you just laid on yourself, for, Scripture says a good wife (not momma) brings favour from the LORD.

hakeem4:
I've heard of this sir k before

I was wondering what the k stands for


Maybe kirikiri

Ahahaha Hakeem..

NwaAmaikpe:

I have no respect for officials of the Nigerian Prisons.


Why place Evans with ordinary criminals who just snatched Nokia torchlight and were caught.


Whatever happened to Hierarchy?

Lol, you are so funny.
Thanks for the comic relief all over Nairaland.
Kikiki

Please, no secular Celebrity should crash my wedding o.

onyenze123:
Will you be my wife?

Urm..no, thanks?
..

Fiso4real:
u call dis small viper? Ok oooo

A healthy mature viper at that!

*Kudos to that 14 year old.
That was some Commando moves

ednut1:
Truth is he knew how it wud end. He just dey chop ponmo till e tire

My bradaaa..
It's so plain to see

Sorry girl.

Pastafarian:
I didn't know I was bitter. Christians say that since I am an atheist, therefore I am always bitter, so I must be. If they say I am bitter, I must be angry, whether I am bitter or not. In fact, if the Christians say I am bitter, I don't even have the right to not be bitter because they say I am bitter.

Lol..

Aww..
Now you are sounding so sweet....

Let me explain something,

One day I was in a taxi in Ekiti,
We were 4 passengers in all.
When it was time to pay,

One of the passengers gave the driver money and said, "for all of us".
He alighted afterwards.
We were all srrangers, but that was how I entered free ride that day o.

Having been paid for,
The driver has no right to demand any more money from me right?
If I go ahead to pay, I'd be stupid, won't I?

Jesus Christ paid the price for you.

Didn't you hear of the 'Dark Knight' Shooting: 3 Boyfriends Die Shielding Girlfriends ...

Google it.

These ones were shielding their girlfriends and died. They may not gave known they were dying that day, but as the shooting began, they each knew she had to live even if it meant they had to die.
That they had that realised they need to protect to her even if it meant dying means they committed suicide?

Christ took your place...

It's all love...
Sacrifice.

*I will really like to apologize for "bad behaviour".
It's not intentional.

Pastafarian:
nope they didn't know they would be killed

knowledge is the keyword here

friends warn them they "might" be killed

newspapers show them they "might" be killed


Your Jewish Carpenter's son KNEW he would be killed

He SACRIFICED His life for you.
Why does that make you bitter??!

Or is it His children you are bitter against?

Why are you so bitter?

Sport?

Stinson007:
answer that question you self, it's making me purge

Do not confuse Sacrifice for Suicide simply because they both begin with 'S'.

And,

Don't join the world to deride The Sacrifice Of Love.

* I found your reaction super hilarious though, purge? Haba neighbour!

Kikiki

Young03:
Someone cannot talk again

Hahaha Tonto got it hot and sound this time around from those fans. I thank God for sane fans...

But we are Nigerians Sir!

Droldnallufepoh:
those wives, unlike your Jesus didn't know they were gonna get killed

They didn't?

No friends constantly warning them?

No news in the papers, TV of others getting killed.

Don't join those mocking the sacrifice of love...

Droldnallufepoh:
OGA, there's what's called "assisted suicide"

All these wives getting killed by violent spouses committed suicide Abi?
They should have ran for their dear lives the first time they got beaten blue black but hung on for the sake of their kids and died in the process.
It's suicide abi?

Liar!

She assisted him to kill herself, abi?

Stinson007:
The truth is its suicide cause he could have stopped men but he gave in because it's the wish of the father For men's redemption.. For our sins... Logically,yes.. Physically, No....spiritually... I never sabi

All these wives getting killed by violent spouses committed suicide Abi?
They should have ran for their dear lives the first time they got beaten blue black but hung on for the sake of their kids and died in the process.
It's suicide abi?

I once replied someone concerning this
But on a second thought,

Suicide is "taking one's own life"

Did Jesus take His life by Himself?

Yes or no?

You can see the way the devil is twisting the truth;
Self sacrificing is suicide since when?

A housewife who sacrifices self for the sake of her kids and stays with a violent spouse under the same roof and finally gets killed by him, committed suicide abi?

This is my take on Rapture teachings.

2 Thessalonians Chapter 2:3 was talking about The Rapture and says,

"Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;"

...

Do you understand what that Scripture means?

The Rapture will not happen until the Antichrist has been revealed.

Meaning, The Antichrist would have already done his havoc before Christ appears; to take His people away!

Christ will not come a 3rd time to take batch2 of people away!

And when Christ comes and takes His people away i.e The Rapture,
what is left is, The Judgment.

So what am I saying?

I am saying that it is not Rapture then Antichrist but rather

Antichrist then Rapture!

So you see? A lot of Christians are not watching and praying against perdition and falling away because they are expecting Rapture first.

What Christ said to us, I say to all, WATCH AND PRAY!!

If you agree, then you may need to copy and share.

-copied

somehow:
Common, engage me na. I was just surprised to see you quote OT while teaching NT, so had to point it out. Thought it would allow you explain what you learnt in church with such method of preaching. Anyways if you wish to talk more on this, let me know. Good night to you too but not yet bed time here.

So, are you saying that you haven't sat through a 45 minutes sermon that takes you through so many books of the Scriptures in sequence?
That, by the time they are done teaching, you only want more?

Jesus, after He rose from the dead, took them through Scriptures to explain that the Christ had to die.

He opened their eyes to every Scripture that foretold THIS from the beginning.

It's an interesting method of teaching..

somehow:
Are you a siren? why the wow?

No.
You know the answer.

I'm feeling soOo sleepy.
Goodnight..
Sweet dreamsSs...

somehow:
Ok but your Bible references are from the OT, yet he preached NT?

Wow!!!!

lexy2014:
3 full notebooks?that's amazing. seems u have a secretarial calling

Kikiki
Secretarial? Kill me instead.

3 Note books of about 2-3years teaching..

somehow:
But I don't really enjoy these kind of teachings based mostly on the OT. Too many tit for tat teachings are therein.

Haba neighbour,
Every Sunday is not OT!

Funny, the Pastor's teaching was NT that day.
He was teaching about Jesus blood.

stuffs4me:
Says the empty skull slay mama.

Some girls are so dumb. This one thinks the sun rises and sets on her ass.

Empty skulls are lifeless.
They can't type, read, nothing..

Empty skull slay mama?
How can an empty skull slay anyone?
No leg bones, no arm bones, just an empty skull

@bolded I told ya

somehow:
ok, will wait to read what you have for me..

Ps 8:4
The Lord is mindful of you.

If God is mindful of you and you are not mindful of Him, who is at fault?

My mind, be mindful of what is available for you from the realm of supernatural sufficiency in Jesus name. Don't be mindful of doubt, of impossibilities, of setback, of fear in Jesus name.

If God has said it, it's in your best interest to agree with God.

Pr 21:18
The wicked shall be a ransom for the righteous.

And more scribblings..

somehow:
After the crying and all that, did it stop those habits that made you cry?

Habits?
What habits?

I mean words that give peace, joy, life, make you feel loved...

Don't worry, I will post a line or two for you to read so that you can feel some of what I felt.

E. A...

How they got you to resign is still a wonder.
Saying Oyedepo would too, I think ruined the plot.

But no social media buzzed anything

So, was the money given him?

You're O.y.o if you want some money from my dad and uiu can convince him as clearly.

*couldn't read it all.
Too touching.

Error quote!!!

seunlayi:
I m sure 90%doesn't go back to their note

"Don't" not "doesn't".

lexy2014:
I used 2 take notes in church but when I realized that I was no longer reading my notes, I stopped writing. what's d point writing everything pastor says when u wont study it?

The very same reason I stopped.

I have 3 full notebooks of them.

I went through one of them sometime ago and broke down in tears.
The words were so, holy. So Pure. So True.
It was changing and washing me right there on the spot.
I had to close the note because I couldn't take anymore. It felt like I was about to explode!

I should have continued reading.

I do miss note taking in Church.
I want to resume the habit.
And re-read it in the future...