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RomanceRe: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(op): 4:54pm On Oct 02, 2017
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Blackhawk01:
Lol. Ask for the swimming instructors, the next time you go there. Striking a good convo with your instructor before your lesson gives you a better chance of learning easier and faster sha. Swimming is really fun. kiss
'Would do.
But I dread that look of frustration on their face during tutorials!
I will offer to pay so that I can have some feeling of entitlement.
@bolded awwwwwwwwww.....................
RomanceRe: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(op): 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2017
BumbleBee007:
The swimming pool...
The phrase is pregnant...
How did you transition from being a novice to being a pro?
RomanceRe: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(op): 4:47pm On Oct 02, 2017
7footre:
My dear, I've lost two buddies to drowning so fear for me is greater that embarrassment. I'm quite comfortable and can weather d shallow side anything 7 ft deep, and my nerves shut down. Na Tube sure pass for that side abeg
Two?? undecided
That's a lot undecided

That's the more reason I don't want to be ignorant about something others are masterful about.
I thought there are some good schools about.
RomanceRe: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(op): 1:08pm On Oct 02, 2017
7footre:
I don drink water tire. I de jejely collect tube now. I never wan die abeg
Ahahaha ROTFL
My first time in water saw me gulping it in and the pool was a little crowded that day; imagine the "condiments" of that water cry cry

Tube? Don't you feel embarrassed?
Even as a teen, and my near death experience that day, wearing that tube that day was more embarrassing lol
RomanceRe: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(op): 12:14pm On Oct 02, 2017
wisino1:
just go to any good swimming pool that has an instructor and a life guard you are good to go...............
But most pools usually don't have those.
What I see most times is pools by themselves with peeps just sitting around and others swimming like in hotels.
But I've never really asked though.

Or, are those peeps who do the collecting of money in pay-to-use pools the instructors? Most of them don't look like they have the patience of a teacher.

One or two persons have tried to put me through but I usually don't understand what they are saying lol.
They keep saying stuff like, "do like this..do your leg like this..move your hand...noooo..like this" undecided undecided

Do you swim?
RomanceRe: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(op): 12:04pm On Oct 02, 2017
Windflower:
I was pushed into the water and forced to find my way out.
Hahahaha..
So you can swim now?
Or you only swam that day?
RomanceHow Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(op): 10:51am On Oct 02, 2017
Good morning.

One of my life's goal is to know how to swim; how to moove underwater and be at peace with mothernature's water.

So please I'd really appreciate your suggestions?

How did you learn to swim?

Who/which is the best swim teacher/school you know?

How did you transform from being an aquaphobic human being to being an underwater shark?? huh

Looking for: A teacher who understands floating; especially butterfly and egg beater kicks (and more), as well as the art of swimming itself.
Not looking for someone who is a fish underwater but a teacher.
You know warramean?

Edakun..........
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage: "I Don’t Want My Son To Do Music, But He Keeps Moving Towards It” by Incrizz(f): 8:40am On Oct 02, 2017
crisycent:
Shut up....which pikin no dey sing? Does that mean they will all end up musicians?
Lol..please take it easy grin
CelebritiesRe: Ruggedman Comes For Woman In Breastfeeding Photo: "It's A Damn Shame!" by Incrizz(f): 8:37am On Oct 02, 2017
Can't believe what I'm reading.
What's wrong with that picture?
We all see a mother FEEDING her baby but Ruggedman sees boobs.

Ruggedman needs some self eye control!!
shocked
FamilyRe: I Want To Get Married But My Family Is Insisting I Must Settle Everybody First by Incrizz(f): 7:54pm On Oct 01, 2017
hdeeman:
i have always have a very close relationship with my siblings while growing up, which i have tried much to see that everyone is comfortable. i don,t based in Nigeria, but my family has always been my first priority. but everything changed immediately i want to get married. that i have to settle everyone first before getting married. they automatically ganged against me, that if i don,t settle that no one will come for my marriage. this really pissed me off cos this is the same people i have been struggling for over 10 years now. am no longer a kid if i start to settle i will never get married. this is really disturbing me, they only call you on phone when they need something. it really hurt when people you love dearly treat you like this. how do i go about this cos i have decided what ever will happen let it happen, let me look for my own life. i owe no one a dime, every struggle is me and me alone,
Dear Lord please help hdeeman's future wife. Give him wisdom to protect his wife from untold trials and temptation. Lord preserve his life, and that of his future wife and kids too in Jesus name, amen. shocked
RomanceRe: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by Incrizz(f): 7:40pm On Oct 01, 2017
supersystemsnig:
Self preservation in love? That's why the generation cry secret tears..Lol... Go read what the bible says about self preservation....It's more or less hatred..How about Love...? Read how the bible defines love, how the apostle defined and expressed love...
Gosh!!!
What sort of twisted thinking is this??
"Self preservation" was not plucked from the air, it's being used in context; violence is the topic of duscussion here.
undecided
PetsRe: A Mean Looking Muscular Dog (Photo) by Incrizz(f): 1:54pm On Oct 01, 2017
ademasta:
No... See the baddests below
Ahahaha ROTFL.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can I Be Recruited Into The Nigerian Army Without Connection? by Incrizz(f): 1:52pm On Oct 01, 2017
lucrownt:
Serving in the Nigerian Army has been one of my life dreams. I love the zeal at which the Nigerian soldiers perform their constitional duties. Apart from being a 6ft 5" man, I possess, OND and B.Sc. My question is "how can I be drafted into the Army with connection but God?. Nairalanders that have one or two persons in the Army should please help a brother.. Thanks in anticipation
Try Jesus.
HE's done it twice for me.
CareerRe: What I Learnt From Leaving My Teaching Job by Incrizz(f): 1:25pm On Oct 01, 2017
Cacawa2:
Calm down OP
Lol...
CareerRe: What I Learnt From Leaving My Teaching Job by Incrizz(f): 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2017
mployer:
You made the wrong move bro. You are consoling yourself.

You eventually ended up in government school with poor remuneration and zero opportunity for development
My thoughts exactly.

The whole write up feels like some was trying to justify something.

Most PAs loose their jobs when their boss loose theirs or retire. Kazrem yeah? How or why did you leave your PA job if you don't mind that is?


PS
Everyone who wrote anything close to, "what is the moral of the story, confusing, don't agree" on the first page of this thread, got their comments liked by me.

undecided
RomanceRe: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by Incrizz(f): 1:13pm On Oct 01, 2017
flyca:
But of course, the only woman with this kind of courage is the financial independent woman!

My kind of woman. kiss
Some men wanna eat their cake and have it.

THE BREAD OF LIFE is the only food you can eat and have at the same time but they don't know.
RomanceRe: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by Incrizz(f): 1:10pm On Oct 01, 2017
valdes00:
#GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST NOW#
Not when you see me in heaven after death you will be shouting, "ojoro ojoro "...
RomanceRe: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by Incrizz(f): 1:07pm On Oct 01, 2017
supersystemsnig:
Speculative....
But you can't deny the truth of that first line that, "self preservation comes first".
RomanceRe: I Tested Her With A Small Slap Before Our Wedding And She Called It Off - Man by Incrizz(f): 1:05pm On Oct 01, 2017
LordIsaac:
I think Nigerian girls shoulɗ only marrƴ people who fit their boɗƴ stucture. As an ant, marry a six-pacƙeɗ guƴ at your own peril!
Lol..
But they say opposite attracts. False?
Ant & six pack guy? Lool...

Why didn't you say, "As an ant girl marry a six pack guy......."
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law Daughter's Birthday Billboard Spotted In Lagos (Photos) by Incrizz(f): 12:59pm On Oct 01, 2017
DeutschJunge:
i have no problem with it but when you use an innocent girl to gain ahead in your career i just find that disgusting
Gosh! Why are some humans like this??!
Just look at the way he stamped and sealed a polluted assumption as fact! angry
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law Daughter's Birthday Billboard Spotted In Lagos (Photos) by Incrizz(f): 12:53pm On Oct 01, 2017
Akolawole:
In my opinion, absolute nonsense.

Billboard?
Billboard?

In my opinion, "Wow! Cool dad. Cute bae"
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law Daughter's Birthday Billboard Spotted In Lagos (Photos) by Incrizz(f): 12:52pm On Oct 01, 2017
userplainly:
Seyilaw need BEAT!!
Lol..where did this come from? grin
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Woman Burns Her Husband's Joystick Over Infidelity (Graphic Photo) by Incrizz(f): 12:21pm On Oct 01, 2017
I'm just wondering what he may think of cheating now. Will he get wary of it?

Dear lady, you're gonna feel really bad about this later.

I wonder too; does the guy now feel sorry for cheating?
HealthRe: Tijjani Ado Ahmad Slumps And Dies After Arriving America. Photos by Incrizz(f): 11:58am On Oct 01, 2017
God bless your friends Addo for not posting your slumped pics all over the internet!
RomanceRe: A 12-Year-Old Boy's Love Letter To A Girl (Screenshots) by Incrizz(f): 9:05pm On Sep 29, 2017
armadeo:
He should be asked to write an essay on proffered occupation in future.

Failure to do so will elicit a swift and brutal thrashing since he can write this essay unto woman matter.
Lol @unto woman matter.
Please leave him alonegrin
RomanceRe: A 12-Year-Old Boy's Love Letter To A Girl (Screenshots) by Incrizz(f): 9:02pm On Sep 29, 2017
johnnyvid:
Man shares the love letter he saw a 12-yr-old boy writing. check it via his instagram handle.

source:http://www.pressnewsng.com.ng/2017/09/man-shares-love-letter-he-saw-12-yr-old.html
My eyes! Please would you mind typing it out so i can read it? tongue
In all, hope you didn't punish the love struck kid?
Don't ruin a young girl's daydream..love letters as innocent as these makes the teenage years go round grin

Ps
I couldn't read the letter.
PropertiesRe: PHOTOS: House Construction With Plastic Bottles by Incrizz(f): 2:43pm On Sep 29, 2017
EazyMoh:
Not in between the bottles, I mean inside. It's mentioned in the article the bottles are filled with sand. also see that boy filling one using a stick to compact the sand.
It wouldn't be economically wise if the bottles are filled with concrete.
cc nairanaira12
Oh! Yeah. True. *Thumbs up*
Christianity EtcRe: My Take On Rapture. by Incrizz(op): 11:18am On Sep 29, 2017
sobastical:
You got it all wrong madam

So you mean the we the Christians will partake in the 7 years tribulation? if you read the bible with other scriptural references you will understand this better. The apostasy created this write ups. Rapture is different the second coming... And second coming will happen at almost the end of the second half of the tribulation period.
I can't comprehend at the moment.
Brb.
PropertiesRe: PHOTOS: House Construction With Plastic Bottles by Incrizz(f): 11:03am On Sep 29, 2017
EazyMoh:
Wow it looks well established too.
Having done some recycling projects (in theory) I believe it's a genius idea giving that the plastic takes about 2000 to decay. However, I think they should protect it against direct sunlight by means of coating. Otherwise sun can damage the bottle within weeks and with rain the sand can be washed off leading to collapse.
What sand?
That's cement.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pushing Me To The Wall To Start Hitting Her by Incrizz(f):
Vanemo
Hitting a woman is like adding fuel to fire!

It makes her detest you, which leads to more verbal assault from her as well as more disrespectful actions just to hurt you more.

These reactions of hers will get you more angry which will lead to heavier blows and kicks and slams..

The cycle continues and voila! You're monster.
Transformation complete!!!

Please never hit a woman.
It ruins love.
It ruins things.

Think outside the box.
Be strategic.

You can win this. smiley

*Quick tip:
With a woman, asserting your leadership verbally rarely works.
Match it with actions.
Women read and understand body language well.
If there is something men have that women don't, (yes there are exceptions), it's their man's authority.
Women, unconsciously, love to feel it the way men love to feel their woman's feminity, and start to misbehave when they can't feel this "strength".
This misbehavior causes, most times, their men to react with a stamp of their authority and, the woman mellows.
You deny her something very pleasurable when you maturely, with love, refuse to show this strength; your authority.
When you hit your woman in the process, you're upsetting nature's flow.

*Gosh! I don't like android phones. sad
FamilyRe: What Is The One Thing You Regret Not Asking Your Spouse Before Marriage? by Incrizz(f): 11:35am On Jun 18, 2017
Benignasweety:
[b]Okpolo eye no be open eyes ooo[\b]


Am blushing here... thanks swt wink
Lol.. cool
FamilyRe: What Is The One Thing You Regret Not Asking Your Spouse Before Marriage? by Incrizz(f): 3:57pm On Jun 16, 2017
Benignasweety:
Hugs back!

Thanks mah E-family kiss
Wow, you're pretty.
I'm fascinated by big eyes cheesy grin

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