Please stay alive if not for anything but for your Grand mum. She has always been there for when you knew nothing. Don't disappoint and put her in a perpetual pains and sorrow.

Done and notification turned on. 401 now. God bless your hustle

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Check am well well you will see dat dos girls ve lost their market value.....


Most girls these days are shameless....


Very disgusting....

You're wrong sir. I know one of the bride to be, personally. She is young, beautiful and has an amazing personality.

Offpoint1:

Abeg help me ask dem if dem deposit N10m for dia account, then go deposit zero naira, then when dey wan go withraw... Bank tell dem sey dem have nothing left in their account because of the zero naira dem join on top the 10m.... Whether dem go remember this mathematical grammar and law

Withdrawing in this case is minus. That is, N10m - N0 = N10m.

LIVINGICON:
Incase you are ready, post your account number here. Let me transfer something for you to purchase sniper. At least when you are gone, there will be one less scumbag to worry about

Very wrong of you to have said that. I pray you don't experience situation beyond your understanding/control.

@op, I will suggest you reach out to your friends or family. I might be wrong but you come off to me as an introvert. Being expressive, especially asking for help is an herculean task for people of such personality.

Don't give up there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
Cheers

I know a retired police man, a devot Christian,

While in service, they nicknamed him pastor, he suffered bad posting for about 34yrs...

He rose from constable to DSP,

His popular name den was HE NO DEY GIVE, HE NO DEY TAKE..

Meaning he doesn't give bribe to get good posting neither does he takes bribe from civilians...

Most people he worked with never liked him because they saw him as spoiler...

He was posted from one bad posting to another, anywhere there's allowance he will not be posted there,

Anywhere genuine money dey, he will not be posted there because they hated him for his stand ...

He stood for righteousness and hated cheating of people..

So some big men don't like him

If u do anything evil in his presence he will expose u...

From state to state he was transferred..

This was how he moved about for 34yrs and 5months...

He has no land talk more of a house, but he managed to trained his four children in school with his meagre salary and petty trading his wife was doing

He had about 7months to retire from service when he was posted to force headquarters Abuja on standby...

He was in charged of standby men at the force headquarters, ...

So one day, obasanjo was stil president and Elrufai was minister of FCT

During Abuja master plan of 2006, they needed to do some demolition within Abuja metropolis..

So Elrufai drove to police headquarters and requested for some policemen to be attached to the task force incharge of demolition..

So this DSP ,old man, was asked to lead the men on the special duty...

They went to carry out the duty assigned to them by the honorable minister...

After about two days of working..

The minister picked interest in the DSP because of his commitment to duty...

And asked him...

Officer how are u, fine sir he replied the minister...

Elrufai asked him, do u have a car?

The man responded, I have one push and start volvo, of cos he had a volvo of 1992 model, but no money to buy battery...

And that was all he had as property..

The minister asked one of his aids to bring a key to a brand new prado jeep parked at the secretariat...

And handed over the key of the car to the DSP...

The man was surprised..

The minister said this is now ur new car ,I just like u, ...

Wow...

The man couldn't believed his eyes...

Was he dreaming??

They went out that day on their routine duty of providing security for the task force...

When they returned ...

The minister called the DSP ,now his friend, and asked if he has a land...

The man said , sir apart from this jeep u gave me and my push and start volvo, I have nothing else on earth...

How long have u been in service? The minister asked ..

He said I have 7months to retire sir..

The minister moved with compassion and handed over documents of a plot of land to him located at Asokoro...in Abuja..

The man was dazzled with what was happening while still looking with bewilderment, the minister asked his aid to take him to one of the duplex at wuse phase 2 and handed over the house to him as his new property...

The man collapsed....out of joy...

The news went viral to force headquarters...

The man who posted him there just to punish him didn't know he was pushing him to his recovery of many years ..

It pays to serve God brothers

Not too long, Elrufai traveled abroad and the DCP in charge of operation at the force headquarters who posted the DSP for the assignment was very bittered upon hearing what happened

He quickly used signal to remove him from there to report back on standby at the force headquarters..

The man returned and the DCP posted his own brother to go and take over the special duty...

When the DSP got to office, the DCP told him that whatever he was given was a proceed of the special duty and he needs to sell those things so that they can share the money for everyone who took part in the duty

The man told him that he was given those things and they are for him..

But the DCP was threatening him ...

So he said no wahala sir if u want to take everything take it sir..

While they were still on it

Elrufai returned from abroad and asked, where is my friend, the DSP,?

They told him he has been changed and the ASP here is our new oga...

Furious, the minister called IGP and asked him to return his friend to him. ..

IGP called DIG operation and ordered him to post the man back, the he was not aware of any change..

The DIG asked the DCP who removed the man out of envy to use his hilux to return the man to the honorable minister and should personally hand him over to the minister and give report back to him with immediate effect...

Vooom, this is a case of Haman and mordecai...

The DCP out of shame but must obey the last order, took the DSP in his hilux, with escorts and drove straight to the secretariat, handed over the DSP to the minister...

The man while narrating the story said the minister gave the DCP 100dolars and asked him never to remove his friend untill the special duty is over...

Elrufai a Muslim, the DSP a Christian, but God can use anyone to bless u...

This was how the DCP left in shame...

The DSP remained there till he retired.

Elrufai personally called his friends to celebrate the DSP on his retirement. ..

On that day of his retirement Elrufai gave him check of 10millions

His friends donated several millions and handed it over to the man...

Another gave him a plot of land inside Abuja Town worth 200million if sold.

This was how God blessed him in less them 7months to retirement. ..

Everything he lost ,he gained in double fold. ..

He retirement as millionaire, two plots of lands valued about 400m, if sold ,a duplex well furnished and one other car aside the prado jeep..

Indeed righteousness exalt a people, but sin is a reproach..

In all u are doing, remember that heaven is taking records, he knows how to reward his faithful servants..

His poverty ended just like that...

But he didnot comprised his stand for truth and righteousness..for those years

A good story to tell...

COPIED

Evansobi24:
Don't try betting in any way. It's the fastest way to becoming poor. You can't make good money on the long run through betting. Talking from experience.

As for schemes that gives percentage on ROI, it's normal, they don't last, it will always crash, but what I'm about to do in 2021 is to look for about 3 that has physical offices in Nigeria and which percent is below 15.

Now the three won't crash at the same time, at the end of ten months, I've gotten my money back, and I will reinvest the money they gave to me and keep my initial money. I won't add more money to it in case they crash. Now if One runs successful for 2 years and two crashes along the line, I will still be in profit provided I didn't add add more funds.

I have been with peaceful peace Import and Export for over 4 years. The ROI is 20% and it's bimonthly. Which means its 10% every month. But they only pay every two months. The have physical office in Ijabi, Abuja.

Firmvine:
All banks have their own down side but I love first Bank and UBA. For all the banks I have used so far, they are the only two banks I know that responds to email and they will follow through until your queries have been addressed. First Bank called me after the last email I sent and they assigned one of their middle level managers in their branch closer to me to take up my case and it was resolved. Since then my respect for first Bank grew so high. Now any time I have issue I just call that man in the branch close to me.

First Bank is the worst bank in Nigeria

I would like to help but I need more details. Everyone is being careful at this time.

Valenciabaddie:
Hi Guys ..
I need serious matured advice . I have been dating this guy for about a year now ,
When I met him he was jobless but living comfortable due to his parents wealth ,.
I'm 25 and he's 3 years older than me , my problem is that he's too spiritual , he always have bad dreams and because of this he is always going to a celestial church and this makes him bring fetish things home like candles and substances in white container ..

I go to a Pentecostal church but I still continue the relationship and also follow him to his church sometimes.. but lately he brought this black soap home which smells bad and to make matters worse he always wake up at a specific time at night .To have the bath ..

M feeling uncomfortable with him and im beginning to lose interest in him due to these because I don't believe in all this fetish things .What do u guys think ? I'm I overreacting?

Life is a battle. Everyone look for one solution or the other to wrestle with life unending challenges.

I'm really an open-minded person and like to consider issue from different perspectives. I was willing to read through your expository and evidences to prove your claim, but unfortunately I found none.

Something is wrong with Africa as a whole.

Agritech:
Being a virgin lady in this present world shows there is a high probability the lady has other good attributes like :
1. The lady most likely has self control, the urge is there, but controlling sexual urge isn't easy. It is very easy for a lady to have s_x.

2. She is most likely not gullible. guys would try to convince her, non virgins girls would try to convince her, and she still didn't listen. Fews ladies are like that.

3. She is most likely not greedy. Money opens many girls legs.

4. She is most likely a careful person as she must have been avoiding places/circumstances where there is high likelihood that her viginity would be forcefully taken.

5. She is more likely to be God fearing. Keeping virginity is very dificulty, the fear of God is most likely what is making her do it.

That is not to say a nonvirgin can't have these attributes, but if you have 10 virgin girls and 10 nonvirgin girls, and you randomly sellect one girl each from the two groups, the girl sellected from the virgin group is most likely to be a better person.

Brilliant!

I wanted to invest the money into treasury bills but sadly I learnt it doesn't pay well again.

Please help with workable tested and trusted ideas I can consider.

I don't want something that will drag for months or years.

Kindly drop your inputs in the comment section. Thank you.

Information is the currency of 21st century. If you live in Abuja. DM me

HeavenlyHolines:
For me, I don't quite agree with ur opinion on this. I have been teaching for years and I use different tactics and formation. I know the kind of students I tell things pertaining to me. There are some students that learn through your lifestyles and they tend to pattern their lives according to yours. I teach abroad and the pattern of teaching is quite different from Nigeria. They are not interested in stories coz it will bore them but few of them loves story also. I have raised mentee spiritually, emotionally, Educationally and otherwise just with the stories of my life. Shalom

I'd also love the opportunity to teach abroad. What are the required certification to achieve this

There are angels in every tribe and region. I'm sure the lawyer who contacted you neither care about your tribe or religion before offering you his help.
It's my own subtle way of passing info across to Nairaland ethnic bigots. Let's do away with rubbish and focus on helping one another.

GarangDeMabior:


These places you named have been known as north for a long time.

They have a common language binding them which is Hausa.

Please educate your self. I hate safe induced ignorance. Kogi and Benue do neither have a binding language or share any culture or values with core Northerner.

Diamondvicky:
Hello nairalanders

Am 19 years of age, few months to go before I leave teen age behind.

That brings me to ask for your opinions to follow or path to follow to guarantee you being successful in life. No one wants to be unfortunately in life so its better planning ahead at least to give you hope towards the future.

Please all contribution are accepted thank you.

I will suggest you learn an IT- related skills. Though that does not necessarily guarantee success but it will give you an edge.

31 billions? And we can't boast of any world class hospital yet.

samsard:
When has military rule ever worked? They're just as corrupt as the civilians. Build stronger institutions instead of placing the soldiers above the constitution. It's only Africans that can't make anything work and will complain about copying the west as a problem.

Sorry, how do you build stronger institution with the type of leaders we have in Africa. In short mention one strong institution that is completely corrupt free in any Africa state.

Nobody talk about how he cheated the system. We can't continue to heap blames on our leaders, while we are no better ourselves.

Bonatheripper:
This guys and their nonsense hyping


So who understands mosquito language or spoke with a mosquito president to arrive at this conclusion

Please watch documentary to educate yourself. These 'guys' as you call them are professionals who dedicate their entire life to research.

JONNYSPUTE:
....Been doing this all this while and because of this,I ve not been to the village since December to see my parents. They all come over to my base now to see me.My wife has not said anything about it since and I can understand her.Even my Dad is confused cause such has never happened.

You can't crown me a king while my father is alive..My father and I feels there's a conspiracy against us.

There are people who can see beyond the physical be it Pastor, Alfa or Traditionalist.. Meet them and seek for help. They will guide you and help you see the whole thing from a clear angle.

Very good and commedable. Don't wait until you become a millionaire before you reach out to those lend you a helping hand

Osobi32:
Very funny! I real dick can never be useless coz after women self service themselves they will come running back to the real dick. For the records, only frustrated women self service themselves but a happy and fulfilled woman will tell u there's nothing like a real dick!

Any lady who self service ONLY for an average of 5 years will most likely commit suicides. It's a terrible sign of loneliness and rejections.

Naso007:
Go fine another 70k join am then invest it with MBA Forex.

This will enable you to receive 15% monthly.

No shop rent and other expenses that comes alone with regular business.

How can one go about this. Do they have any physical office in Abuja?

SoNature:


I dey wait for my ROI

But the minimum is 360k not 300k

Do have idea if they have office in Abuja

Covidupdate:


Check

I don't have access to that email again.. Please resend I just updated a new email

Covidupdate:
Good morning everyone,
Happy Sunday. I created this account to ask for help and advice. I've been dating my girl for 2years now with both the both of us schooling in different schools but we still see each other from time to time. Recently she invited me over to her place just last week and I hurriedly went to see her. We've never had sex before cos I haven't tried having sex but that day was different, her dressing, the scent of the place turned me on. And I was hard immediately. Then I excused myself and went to the bathroom to relax till my d*ck is down. To my greatest surprised it wasn't going down. Then she stepped into the room where I was and we started kissing and sort and before I could know it we were already having sex. Didn't last that much. But she told me she's fine. Few hours after sex I had an tingling itch on d*ck which I felt was normal at first. But right now I'm in severe pains. My d*ck has been itching I don't know how to explain to her she gave me an infection and besides she too broke to help. Please what should I do? Cos right now I'm drained

PM me

Instead of insisting that the herbal cure is not good enough for us...Why not simply get a sample and perform all your scientific investigation, this way, you can help improve the drug for use. Or must a cure come from the west before it's accepted?
WHO - World Health organization NOT West Health Organization.

Alvin007:
Few years ago, I bought a 'few weeks old' male Rottweiler. Having catered for the dog for about a year and a half, it attacked me while I was tryna discipline it. Fortunately, it was chained...I had to run for my dear life. I later placed a call to the vet doc, who took it away(sold it)..and I lived happily thereafter. The end.

I wish I could like your post a 1000 times. Life is too sweet to be sweating over what add nothing to our lives.

DeusMagnus:
I was in Awka when he died. It was all over the internet, Dagrin is dead. Honestly quite a large number of us were surprised that top celebrities where reacting because we have never had about him before. The first track we heard after his death was If I DIE, after that quite a number of us bought his album and we started jamming him even though we didn't hear what he was saying. We loved his flows. But prior to his death, we have never heard of him.

Same here, I only got to know about him when died.