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Romance / Re: After Making Up My Mind To Do It, I Still Couldn't Do It [pictures] by Ineedhustle247: 10:45pm On Oct 10, 2022
Why not sell the account for that 500k use it and start something?
angry

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Pets / Re: Woman Accuses Employer Of Forcing Her To Breastfeed His Dogs (video) by Ineedhustle247: 10:27pm On Oct 10, 2022
Awon Japa geng
Ndi Tu Ama
Team ahead ahead angry

God dey for Africans Sha, I been wan de doubt but with the new political revolutions sweeping the continent,
I Believe in new, true and positive change
Crime / Re: Moment Wife Smashes Bottle On Side Chick’s Head In Five-star Hotel In Ghana by Ineedhustle247: 10:13pm On Oct 10, 2022
Rozross:
What of the husband's head? Me i have resolved that no man is worth my stress, if you like cheat but when it's begining to affect me and my kids then you'll know i'm not just iyaebe by mouth. No be penis wey erect outside with another woman go fit cheat, the one wey no go fit erect with another woman nko? Mtchewww

So you don finally gree grin
Na now some of your comments de make sense
Politics / Re: The Jihadist And Judaist Alliance Is Upon Us by Ineedhustle247: 8:55pm On Oct 10, 2022
OneEyedSnake:


I am not here to tell you which poison to choose.

I am here only to warn you that Pinocchio Obi is not whom you say he is.


Lamba grin
Politics / Re: Labour Party Hit 10,000, 000+ Members With Pvc by Ineedhustle247: 7:21pm On Oct 10, 2022
Reno how far
This one way famine fit dey next year sef grin

Politics / Re: Labour Party Just Hit 10million Members by Ineedhustle247: 7:16pm On Oct 10, 2022
This one way famine fit dey next year
Reno how far grin

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Politics / Re: They Said We Should Pay 5,000 Naira Because We Didn't Attend Tinubu’s Rally by Ineedhustle247: 7:14pm On Oct 10, 2022
Reno oya o grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Datti Yusuf Advises Nigerians To Avoid Politics Of Religion And Tribe by Ineedhustle247: 7:09pm On Oct 10, 2022
Oga food is served o grin

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Politics / Re: APC Leader Killed, Police Station Burnt As Unknown Gunmen Rampage In Enugu by Ineedhustle247: 1:55pm On Oct 10, 2022
Wickedtruths:
You will NEVER see Peter Obi condemn this but the fool can demand for Kanu to be released.
In Ipob, they have members, they have operatives, they have sympathizers and they have sponsors. Operatives are the bastards killing people in the East, sponsors are those dashing them money and funding them while people like Peter Obi are sympathizers. That is why Obi is silent to their atrocities.
You see those Ipob members, Biafra is their plan A, Peter Obi is plan B. They want to use plan B (Obi) to get plan A (Biafra).
The foreign donations being used to fund ipob are now being used to fund Obi's campaign. Those donating to ipob are now donating to Obi. That is why DSS was against foreign donations the other time but the sponsors of ipob were shouting victimization.

Rubbish
When they were attacking old women who attended LP meeting una talk anything?
You ppl said na kinsmen de kill each other... E nor concern us.

Hand don touch APC too Kamoru don de shout grin
Nonsense double standards
Food / Re: See The Fish I Bought For 1k In Katsina by Ineedhustle247: 3:35pm On Oct 08, 2022
Benevee:



No ma'am, not true cos I bought it from the owner himself.

Jesus
How much does he spend on feeding then?
I need to learn their recipe o

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Removal Of Multiple Exchange Rates Excellent Prof Moghalu by Ineedhustle247: 2:59pm On Oct 07, 2022
Please Nigerians
Let's vote credibility and honesty

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Crime / Re: Do You Think Jude Bella Story Is Adding Up ? by Ineedhustle247: 2:55pm On Oct 07, 2022
If you know how much seun was making a day on NL through Google AdSense, you go calm down Bros.
It's all about the traffic basically Boss
Politics / Re: I Just Lost My Job Because I Posted A Picture Of My Preferred Candidate by Ineedhustle247: 8:35am On Oct 07, 2022
Kewtt:

I will fire you too. You don't keep a snake under your pillow.

Holding a different view from your colleagues or Boss doesn't necessarily make you a snake sad

6 & 9 is all a matter of perspective

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Finally Opens His Comment Section (pictures) by Ineedhustle247: 8:29am On Oct 07, 2022
Even the kidnap victims now know say Nothing concern Baba for this country grin even his comment section sef grin
Politics / Re: Arise Tv Host,Rufai Oseni Tackles Tinubu, says Release health record let us see by Ineedhustle247: 12:09am On Oct 05, 2022
Africana1123:
Rufai and ipob can cry river

My candidate did everything the law requires to contest for election and his qualified


grin
We don't dispute the fact that APC qualified him
I'm only saying you need to convince me more for my vote.
I need to hear from the horse' mouth.
Not sponsored Ads or paid Piper's grin

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Politics / Re: closed by Ineedhustle247: 6:50am On Sep 30, 2022
baretalk:

We Niger delta will not accept it, if Obi release kanu and dialogue with ipob terrorists, we will break apart. We can not live in a country run by a myopic bigot. We will not be part of a country where terrorists are pardoned after killing thousands and destroying so much, it is foolishness, terrorists are killed not treated as heroes because they are from your tribe. Vote in Obi and be ready for wars and conflicts. You would say I told you.



Egbon rest already jare

It's already happening under Buhari for 7 years+ now

APC is about to reward a terrorist kingpin sef

Guess what
Nothing go happen and you go no where!
Obi will come and nothing you can do too grin

Take that to the bank

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Politics / Re: How Mr. Ibu Dribbled Both BATIKU by Ineedhustle247: 4:30am On Sep 29, 2022
grin
Wake up!!!
Collect your money!!!
Ololo o
Buga o

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Crime / Most Profitable Investment In Nigeria Before December by Ineedhustle247: 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2022
THE MONKEY BUSINESS cool


Apologies if I'm in the wrong section
Mods make una help please.
I want to tell a little story for my bethren against December grin

A lot of monkeys lived near a village.
One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for N1,000 each.

The villagers thought he was mad. grin

They thought how can somebody buy wild monkeys for N1,000 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them N1,000 for each monkey.


This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for N2,000 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for N2,000 each. cheesy


Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for N5,000 each!. cheesy

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got N5,000 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for N10,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at N10,000 each. cry

Then the merchant's employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for N7,000 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for N10,000 each, there is a N3,000 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for N7,000 each.
The rich bought monkeys in big lots.
THE POOR BORROWED MONEY FROM MONEY LENDERS AND ALSO BOUGHT MONKEYS.


The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.

They ran to the employee.

But he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the useless stray monkeys for N7,000 each and were unable to sell them.


Beware of Monkey Businesses!!!

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services(shop or office space can also be rented, MMM and Co taught me that, so dig deeper)

No more monkeys business this year....

Keep your 5k manage it for December

Some are coming in the form of network marketing, Forex & Agricultural investments with unrealistic returns on investment etc etc....beware!

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for you which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

VOTE & INVEST WISELY



Again beware of Monkey Business so your Investment does not make you look like number 1 pics while your investment managers will look like number 2 pics!!! grin

I wish us all the best

Mynd44
Nlfmod pls promote

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Crime / Re: Is River Ranch Site A Scam Or Legit? by Ineedhustle247: 8:16pm On Sep 27, 2022
It's called monkey business sir grin

Let me tell you a quick story

MONKEY BUSINESS
grin

A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for N1000 each.

The villagers thought he was mad. grin

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for N1000 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them N1000 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for N2000 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for N2000 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for N5000 each.

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got N5000 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for N10,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at N10,000 each.

Then the employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for N7,000 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for N10,000 each, there is a N3,000 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for N7,000 each.

The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.

They ran to the employee.

But he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the useless stray monkeys for N7,000 each and were unable to sell them.


*Beware of Monkey Businesses*

*Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services*

No more monkey businesses this DECEMBER....

NO QUICK MONEY BEFORE DECEMBER FOR YOUR OWN SANITY

Some are coming in the form of network marketing, unrealistic return on investment etc etc....beware!

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for you which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

Always VOTE & INVEST wisely cool

Again beware of Monkey Business cheesy!!

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Politics / Re: Arewa Republic: Let's Back This Solution by Ineedhustle247: 8:01pm On Sep 27, 2022
You and who de follow North? angry

With this repressive attitudes of theirs?

How minority tribes and faith wan survive under full Sharia?

Anywhere way South south go, North Central go follow.

But NEVER North!
Please
Dan Allah
Dan Anebi
MakaChukwu
To'olorun
Todu Ojo
Tankiu
Romance / Re: He's Camping He's Girlfriend In My House ( My Village ) by Ineedhustle247: 6:31am On Sep 26, 2022
Who never sit-down for ground no de lap person

You can't be promiscuous in a house that is not yours(including your papa own)

Give your self some respect

Imagine a squatter approving residency for another squatter angry

I cut person similar warning recently
Awaiting the next mess up like this...

I'll know he doesn't respect me as a friend and that will better help me to draw the line of our friendship.
Romance / Re: Jealous Girlfriend Destroys Boyfriend’s TV, Others For Cheating In Edo (Video) by Ineedhustle247: 6:16am On Sep 26, 2022
We go suspend relationship angry
You go pay for everything including transport before we resume talk of relationship or we end it there.

You do your own
My vex no carry me near your wigs and phone

Your own werey carry you go my tv


angry

Swalomir abi Salomi grin
Hope no be you dem de mess with? grin

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Politics / Re: 2023 ‘ll Usher In New Nigeria – Osinbajo by Ineedhustle247: 6:06am On Sep 26, 2022
IMAGINE THE BLINDS CALLING US BLIND grin

I'm really happy and humbled to be part of the energy behind this beautiful movement.

I feel lucky to be #OBIdient.

I am hopeful Mr. Pete will keep to his words and I believe that with time you'll feel the same.

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Politics / Re: Emir Endorsed Peter Obi, I Admire You, Gaba Shehu Receives Koboko by Ineedhustle247: 6:03am On Sep 26, 2022
I'm really happy and humbled to be part of the energy behind this beautiful movement.

I feel lucky to be #OBIdient.

I am hopeful Mr. Pete will keep to his words and I believe that with time you'll feel the same.

Politics / Re: Over 1000 PDP Members Defect To APC For Uba Sani, Tinubu In Kaduna by Ineedhustle247: 5:58am On Sep 26, 2022
I'm really happy and humbled to be part of the energy behind this beautiful movement.

I feel lucky to be #OBIdient.

I am hopeful Mr. Pete will keep to his words and I believe that with time you'll feel the same.

Politics / Re: APC Mount Tinubu Banner On Obidient Rally Venue In Kwara by Ineedhustle247: 5:56am On Sep 26, 2022
PandoraObi:
So sorry for that , go to back to Labour party state and do your campaign


I'm really happy and humbled to be part of the energy behind this beautiful movement.

I feel lucky to be #OBIdient.

I am hopeful Mr. Pete will keep to his words and I believe that with time you'll feel the same.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Confusion In Tinubu’s Camp As Onanuga Opposes Keyamo Over Campaign List by Ineedhustle247: 5:53am On Sep 26, 2022
I'm really happy and humbled to be part of the energy behind this beautiful movement.

I feel lucky to be #OBIdient.

I am hopeful Mr. Pete will keep to his words and I believe that with time you'll feel the same.

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Politics / Re: Plateau Youths Boo Simon Lalong With The Shouts Of “obidient”. (video) by Ineedhustle247: 5:39am On Sep 26, 2022
I'm really happy and humbled to be part of the energy behind this beautiful movement.

I feel lucky to be #OBIdient.

I am hopeful Mr. Pete will keep to his words and I believe that with time you'll feel the same.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi In Kano by Ineedhustle247: 8:19pm On Sep 23, 2022
fiizznation:
Why can't I recognize any of this people with him(Obi).
Because they're not your corrupt class of politicians grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi In Kano by Ineedhustle247: 8:17pm On Sep 23, 2022
Front page material
But Babu
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Wealth Better Than Obi’s – Omokri by Ineedhustle247: 12:08pm On Sep 23, 2022
Rinu what impact has your own wealth made?

Plate washing
Kitchen cleaning
Low key Agbado munching
Uganda abi Kenya squatting he-goat grin

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