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FamilyRe: What Your Spiritualist Won't Tell You About Fruits, Herbs And Plants by InformedLola(f): 9:43am On Jun 05, 2016
bunbit123:
I read a comment on Nairaland sometime ago where a reader commented 'I LAUGH IN SWAHILI'. Fortunately am the one to laugh in swahili the day hot water will kill a tortoise. First, if i may ask; what brought you here SAINT LOLA? Having visit nairaland you see no other post except this, you cant be different from others who after criticising end up seeking after me. If you doubt whatsapp me, i promise to make out time to forward you evidence of their chat history which we had. Am sacred river, everyone subscribe to my services one way or the other: and that you know! Be positive minded and shun criticism, just an advice.
Lol. Sorry, I'll pass on your scam.

Keep playing on the weaknesses of those people who contact you which is the love of short-cut. That is how scammers have been getting people since time immemorial. But remember, definitely, one day monkey will go to the market and won't come back.
FamilyRe: What Your Spiritualist Won't Tell You About Fruits, Herbs And Plants by InformedLola(f): 12:49pm On Jun 04, 2016
issimmiligbo:
Do this little experiment and come back online to inform us about the result. 1: Buy/get red pepper (like 7-9 bulbs or a cup measure) and grind them. 2: Go to any spiritual shop within you and buy a sachet of ''hot foot powder''. 3: Mix the grinded pepper and hot foot powder together. While you're mixing, 4: say something like ''may any leg that match this spell goes off and make no return''. Keep saying this affirmation as you are mixing the objects together. (don't call anyone by name.) 5: spread it on the ground, march over/walk on or pass through it. (after nine days come and update ur observation).
Hot foot powder sounds like a naturally harmful substance, that's what will harm his foot and not those nonsense incantations.

You really aren't half as smart as you think you are.

Unfortunately, some people will still fall for your cheap scams.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Woman's Kidney In Italy Removed Illegally by InformedLola(f): 12:53pm On May 30, 2016
Either this story is fake or highly embellished. Why would her buttocks be chopped off because they want to harvest her kidney? Makes absolutely no sense. And she even claimed her bones were shattered and she saw the bits...really. the pelvic bone is not that easy to get to. Also why transfer her from hospital to hospital, that's not an effective way to cover up a wrong deed.

Indeed there's plenty of lies in the story. And the fact that a radio program talked about it doesn't authenticate it either.
WebmastersWeb Designer And Developer Needed For A Social Networking Site by InformedLola(op): 3:04pm On May 28, 2016
I need a professional and experienced Web design and development company to build me a social networking site.

If you fit the bill, please mail me your website url and link to a similar website (social network) you have developed to shaylol@yahoo.co.uk

Also send me a quote.

If you just want to recommend a company, please do so by commenting here.

Thanks.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Getting Survey And Approved Plan Drawn Up In Ogun State by InformedLola(op): 9:53am On May 28, 2016
tempem:
Okay.. Till you mention then.
Cost of drawing is inclusive.
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha's Maid, Charity Weds Hycenth (Photos) by InformedLola(f): 2:25pm On May 23, 2016
Nkem4040:
I know you are yoruba, so I'll help you. Igbos as Zaki said help to raise children that aren't theirs. Most...80% of Igbo family tend to adopt young girls and boys from the village, I'm talking about mostly age 5-15 yrs old, they raise these kids same way as they raise their own children...same school, clothing, room, e.t.c. Many instances you cannot differentiate by appearance that these kids are not their blood children as they are treated very well. They get them at young age so that they can mold, treat and assimilate them with their children. So that girl you see is a product of this Igbo wonderful assistance program...she not necessarily a maid as the media are reporting. Fellow Igbos know whats-up!
Look at the girl/lady in question and look at Rochas' son (or any of his children). Do they look like they were raised alike?

Having a maid that is younger than 18 is wrong and child abuse, period. Only a few of them are lucky enough to be well taken care of.

And don't make this about tribe. It has nothing to do with it.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Getting Survey And Approved Plan Drawn Up In Ogun State by InformedLola(op): 10:04am On May 22, 2016
tempem:
Is the money for the drawing inclusive? Or the price is only for the approval and survey?
Let me ask and get back to you
PropertiesCost Of Getting Survey And Approved Plan Drawn Up In Ogun State by InformedLola(op): 10:30am On May 21, 2016
Hi people. My parents want to start building on their land in Ogun state. They were told to bring 250k for survey and approved plans. I feel the money is high and don't want them to be milked as they are both pensioneers.

Please advise if this rate is okay or share contacts of trustworthy and efficient architects that can do it cheaper if you know any. Note, it's 2 plots of land.

Thanks.

Cc lawyer, rehobothrealtor, omonilelawyer
FamilyRe: I Need Advice From Married People by InformedLola(f): 8:20pm On May 19, 2016
Dog that will get lost will not hear the hunter's whistle. Don't tell anyone not to make a mistake, let them make it and learn the hard way.

Op, go and marry your fiancee.

It's obvious that's what you want, coming to say she has seen the thread shows it. Follow your heart biko.
FamilyRe: There Are Happy Endings. by InformedLola(f): 7:56am On May 18, 2016
Wow this is good news. Happy for him.
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Unfair To Me. Pls Help!!! by InformedLola(f): 9:46pm On May 15, 2016
Dyt:
Thought you said your last is 24months
undecided
smiley
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Unfair To Me. Pls Help!!! by InformedLola(f): 7:43pm On May 15, 2016
Cheund:
Working for the government does not mean thats my sole source of income. I run other businesses that pay me well specifically Event consultancy, What ever kind of event, I offer professional advice and services from the comfort of my home and all I need to succeed in such business is contacts and recommendations.

Working for the government in this context mean 'Civil servant'.
Hmm....

Well, as long as you aren't scamming anyone, no point in me picking out the holes in your story. Enjoy.
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Unfair To Me. Pls Help!!! by InformedLola(f): 7:31pm On May 15, 2016
shaybebaby:
Ofcourse the most important thing here is the material things she owns. undecided
Try to hide the green shade small na.
No, baby, it's not. But when a story reeks of fiction, I spot it easily. My post you quoted is just one of the reasons this story rings false.
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Unfair To Me. Pls Help!!! by InformedLola(f): 12:25pm On May 15, 2016
Cheund:
It is painful, really painful. Here I am thinking out my next line of action. My husband slaps and tries to strangle me at any little provocation. Whe he has a date, he looks for a quarrel and sleeps out.

I am tired of both physical and emotional humiliation. I have 3 kids-6/4/24mnths, I bring the food to the house for him and the kids. He works with a private firm but often come back home saying no money. I work for the government and takes care of family bills. The cars in the house are all mine and he drives any at will.
Hmmn. You work for the government and you own multiple cars? Are you a politician?
FamilyRe: When Your Wife Compares You With Her Ex In Bed. by InformedLola(f): 12:15pm On May 15, 2016
andromida:
Just improve.
If a woman had been in Op's shoes, with her hubby telling her his ex is better in bed, will you advise her to 'just improve' too?
FamilyRe: Help Me Go Back To School by InformedLola(f): 5:25am On May 10, 2016
chiomzy25:
so sorry sir/ma. I quoted the wrong comment. For those saying I have a matric number before given addmision, its an evening program pls. The moment you register, a matric number will be issued, this are the document for the registration.
What are you saying young lady? You said earlier you have not been able to register, now you are saying once you register a matric number will be given to you. You're not making any sense.

Someone has said she can verify you in the school, respond to that post and stop this hanky panky.
FamilyRe: HOUSE GIRLS - Modern Day Slavery, Nigerian Families Are Guilty Of by InformedLola(f): 2:45pm On May 08, 2016
olamideayodeji1:
Bros pls get ur fact right, no "brother" will accept 12k for a whole year, its per month and thats 144k per year. And pls stop making it look like its such an evil thing to have a house girl, sometimes these girls doesnt do anything in the house than to stay with ur kids till u get back from work.
I have a house maid and I treat her like a typical employee.
Stop trying to justify something that is wrong. Is the girl with you going to school, if not, is it right to deny a child of education or be party to the act? How old is she? Hope you know it is legally wrong to have a person below 18 working for you, and you are therefore committing a crime.
FamilyRe: The Fruit Of The Womb: Lamentation From A Married Man. by InformedLola(f): 8:16am On May 08, 2016
I understand your pain Op, but this your desperation is too much for your own good. You even opened another similar thread. And you've only been married since Dec 2014!

If you a man is acting like this how do you want your wife to be acting? Do you want to kill the woman? FYI too much anxiety can make it more difficult for you guys to conceive. Relax and enjoy your marriage, count God's blessings on your lives instead of fixating so much on what he hasn't done.
FamilyRe: SOS: 23 Years Old Lady In Distress. Hear Her Story. by InformedLola(f): 3:23pm On May 07, 2016
Silvofitz:
I wish the interview video could be uploaded. However, Her areas of needs are:
1. Unhindered access to her son, without any form of molestation or intimidation. She's emotionally down because of lack of access to her son.
2. Accommodation: sleeping in unsecured places could endanger her life.
3. Getting a place to work as a stylist. She presently sells pure water somewhere. So feeding per se, is not her problem.
Note: to substantiate claims: she has a phone number where she could be reached. And asides that, she could be produced at Yemetu Police Station, the nearest Police Station to her environment, or Gate Police Station, Ibadan, which is closer to the restaurant where she sells pure water, for interview under caution. As long as the help is genuine, one could meet her one-on-one. And she's ready to take anyone to the husband house.
On access to her son, the best way you can help is contact welfare to intervene in the matter. You can also call DSVRT on 112 or 08137960048; they provide help for domestic violence victims. And this is a case of domestic violence in a way.

on accommodation, I think it will be easier if you tell people how they can help monetarily by getting the price of a very modest one room apartment than just asking that we help her with accommodation.

Please advise her also to find a salon where she can work. There are many salons around that need helpers, manyyyyy. And some are even open to people sleeping in there.

Thanks for helping another human in distress.
FamilyRe: Help Me Go Back To School by InformedLola(f): 9:46pm On May 01, 2016
chiomzy25:
Am solomon Chioma, second child from a family of 5. Lost my dad years back, from imo but based in kaduna. This will be my first year if I eventually register. I used to work as an office assistant, with an oil marketer but stoped working when kaduna refinery stopped producing as a result my boss couldn't pay us our salary as we already had 3 month arrears with him. I went ahead to learn makeup artistry but am yet to get enough client base because am a freelance. I had to apply for an evening program so that I can combine work and school to help me pay for the remaining years I will be spending. The total cost is 70,000 naira. I already have 40% of it. Thanks
You have not registered, yet you have a matric number? Interesting.
FamilyRe: . by InformedLola(f): 3:26pm On Apr 26, 2016
metalgear:
I asked for advice, no criticism, so if you have nothing to say, please zip it, take a bow and leave. No one forced you to comment.
Mr. you are in a situation where you need to act fast to correct what could easily become a developmental flaw, I don't see what you need advise for. We need to squash this overt social media dependence.
FamilyRe: . by InformedLola(f): 9:31pm On Apr 25, 2016
diportivo:
Na wa o

U av heard/seen/observed the problem

U av also identified the source beyond reasonable doubt

Wat oda advice dyu need? huh

Oga,do d needful
Don't mind him; he's waiting for us to tell him what to do first. People these days will even come online and ask 'my house is on fire what do I do?'
FamilyRe: 11-Year-Old Boy Maltreated By Stepmum: See The Highest Order Of Child Abuse by InformedLola(f): 2:29pm On Apr 24, 2016
OP what's the update? Why have you been quiet after all the great advice you have gotten? If you are afraid to do these things yourself, please type this wicked woman's full details here, let's take it from there. You are NOT powerless to help, please act quickly.
FamilyRe: Pls Suggest Baby Lotion For My Baby by InformedLola(f): 11:03am On Apr 23, 2016
Attention:
Thanks siena would try it again though the first time i did they react to it having reddish rashes and when i stopped it cleared. any other suggestions?
Go for Pears lotion or cream
FamilyRe: How Come Women Are Terrible Drivers And Should They Be Barred From Driving? by InformedLola(f): 1:12pm On Apr 11, 2016
tayo60:
From experience women are terrible drivers. They will splash muddy water on you on the road, they won't give you chance to cross or drive past them. When they are behind the wheel, they are not always happy. Most wear gloomy faces as if something terrible just happened to them . Above all, they drive recklessly.
You must be a terrible driver and guilty of all you listed too, right? Since you are a woman yourself.

As for the OP, his reasoning is just too immature for me to even bring myself to respond to his many irritating comments on this thread.
FamilyRe: Suicide On A Birthday! by InformedLola(f): 8:26pm On Apr 05, 2016
OP, maybe you should create a new email and drop here for those who might want to get in touch with you but don't do PMs.
FamilyRe: Women, Stop Lying To Your Husbands And Playing Victim Afterwards! by InformedLola(f): 2:00pm On Mar 31, 2016
marcjane:
5minsmadess,@ story one,i taught the lady said,hubby has 30% motility and that she is ok.
I just don't get anymore.
Abi o.

@ 5minsmadness, we know who you are referring to o. We have read her story here on Nairaland.
FamilyRe: Opinion: #5,000 A Week Allowance by InformedLola(f): 8:52am On Mar 31, 2016
byvan03:
No, I cannot manage it if kids are involved .I can reserve balance if there are no kids,just buy a bottle of red oil and a paint bucket of rice. By the time whoever gave such upkeep eats oily rice for a week, he certainly will improve.


Besides which upkeep are you talking about? I assumed house upkeep, chop money matter.
Better still, you can also get a source of livelihood, and supplement what he brings home.
FamilyRe: Women, Stop Lying To Your Husbands And Playing Victim Afterwards! by InformedLola(f): 8:25am On Mar 31, 2016
Op, @5minsmadness, are you sure about Story No.1? I'm able to deduce the woman being referred to there, and she has posts on Nairaland in which she referred to having had miscarriages as well as fibroids; that wont be possible if her womb had been removed nah.
LiteratureRe: Alhaji Dollar-dollar by InformedLola(op): 8:41pm On Mar 27, 2016
Concluding part...


It was almost seven when the man woke me up. After 4 rounds of sex in quick succession, I had passed into oblivion. I swear the man almost killed me.

“You just dey sleep, sleep, sleep like tolotolo,” he playfully chided, baring gworo-stained teeth, with yellowish eyes twinkling like a kid that had just finished a whole box of candy. “Night done come, make we dey go.”

“Where my dollars,” I promptly requested, mentally scolding myself for having slept off like that. What if the man had disappeared without paying me the promised largesse? I would have just fainted, after going through all that in his hands?

“No wahala. Me go give you dollar, no froblem. Wia your cloth.” As he spoke, he began to dress. I did the same. Once done, I picked up my hand bag and repeated. “Oya, the dollars...”

He dug his hand into the pocket of his sokoto, and brought out a small pile of green notes. My heart quickened at the sight. That was dollars all right. O boy! My eyes followed his fingers to and fro as he counted twenty crisp notes and handed them to me. I grabbed the eagerly and dunked the immediately into my handbag. “Thank you, Alhaji.”

“Yowa…you sweet well well…”

We both exited the brothel amidst stares and hisses from the girls that infested the place. I ignored them, not being in the same class as they.

Alhaji Dollar-Dollar hailed me a cab and we exchanged numbers. I would definitely respond sharp sharp whenever he called me, I promised him. I was now a proud earner of dollars.

Once home, the first thing I did was to pull out the dollar notes from their safe haven to drool over them. I had been itching to do that even in the cab but fear of being robbed would not let me.
All through the ride, I had done quick mathematics of how much I would change the money to, and had even done a fast research on my i-phone to see how much the black market exchange rate was now. The 2,000 dollars would fetch me N600,000 at worst. Choi! I was really thankful to God for a very productive day.

I started counting the notes, 1,2,3,4,..19 then stopped short. I stared at the last one and stared again. Then I spread them all on the bed and checked them one after the other. They were 1 dollar notes, all twenty of them, one one dollar, twenty dollars in total. Not 100 dollars each like I had thought when Alhaji Dollar Dollar was counting the money.

I screamed and shot off my bed, took a couple of the notes closer to where the fluorescent light shone brightest. My eyes were not deceiving me. What had looked like 100 dollar notes in the light of the brothel room were actually one dollar notes.

“Mogbe!”

A total of six thousand. Me, six thousand, big girl like me, six thousand naira after four rounds of sex?! Alhaji had scammed me.

I quickly picked up my phone and called his number.

He picked on the second ring. “Yellow faw-faw, you don reach am for house?”

“Come, no ask me silly question, wetin be the meaning of this nonsense dollars wey you give me?”

“Walahi no be fake, na original dollars…

“Who dey follow you talk fake or no fake dollars? Wetin be the meaning of this rubbish twenty dollars you carry give me? Na the plenty dollars me and you agree be that?”

“Mata, e flenty walahi. You change am for N6,500. Flenty money.”

“You dey craze. I resemble ashawo kobo-kobo for your eyes? You give me that nonsense money after four rounds, God go punish you. I come dey thank you again, dey think say na 2,000 dollar dey there.”

“Allahu! 2,000 dollars? I dey craze? You na armed robber, walahi. 2,000 dollars? N1,500 sef I suppose give you. I give you 20 dollars you dey talk…dollar na paper?”

I cut the phone on the fool after raining more curses on him. Imagine the idiot! But could I blame him? If not for the fact that my greed to get my hands on some hot dollars had been so high, would I not have checked the money properly before throwing it into my bag? In fact, I would have told him exactly how much I expected him to give me right at the start.

“20 dollars? Chai Kira, you have suffered.”
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LiteratureRe: Alhaji Dollar-dollar by InformedLola(op): 8:39pm On Mar 27, 2016
alpontif:
I can publish you, and get your book on all major platforms in 5 days. You dont have to give me a dime..lets talk. mention me.
Hi alpontif, I'm interested in knowing how smiley

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