A Pastor keeps chickens on the church premises… One evening a cock went missing.

In church the next day, the Pastor asked: "Who HAS a co-ck?" All the MEN got up…

"No, I mean who has SEEN a co-ck?" All the WOMEN got up…

"Eish...no, no, no…. I meant… who has seen a co-ck that isn't THEIRS?" More than half of the CHURCH WOMEN got up.

"Ohhhh for goodness sake!! Who has seen MY co-ck?!" All the CHOIR GIRLS got up….

The Pastor's WIFE fainted.

The Pastor shouted "It's a lost CHICKEN!"

Still can't phantom y many wives behave in such manner

playbrain1089:
@Belexyfarms,i share in ur opinion,but why a uniform price is not visible right now is mahnly due to d fact dat the fishery sector is not well monitored.e.g.if d fishery society of nigeria(fison)can find a way 2regulate d sector to make fish farming more proffessional,just like u have in accounting were u have 2be a chattered accountant 4u 2b taking seriously,then u might want 2ask why nt fishery,what stop us 4rm having chattered fisheries personel that knws d nitty gritty of fish farming.not just any mungo park waking up in d morning&say he or she is a fish farmer.i ask can u just wake up&start parading urself as a lawyer or an accountant?without having pass tru law school&then call 2d bar,likewise an accountant u need 2b ICAN certified 2be taken serious.if d same principle is applied 2d fishery sector then we can have direction in d sector.i am nt saying one must be a fishery graduate 2pratice fish farming,but for sanity sake there shud be a working body that gives operating license 2intending fish farmers

So for me to become a catfish farmer I need to pass thru PE 1-4. Bros ur idea is not feasible. More so dat catfish Farming is a vocation and not a career.

lorrin:
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She is a very unstable person

We use to call it ekanna gowon. D tin sweet gan ni

tubabainc:
I need about 2000 pcs of fingerlings in Ekiti.08105933267.

Pls call:aquashess ilorin:08034896734

luvlyADESUWA:
There are some set of jobless people who think the only way they can survive is to scam us, all in the name of job recruitment.

I got an interview invite from a recruitment agent to come to 161 onipanu, Lagos state. I was very happy. But b4 going, I decided to Google the address; hmmmmmmm......thank God for NL, comments in NLsaid its fake.

I decide to call them, iI told them I will be coming the next morning; I told them I would like to know if I would be needing any money from me so I can collect it from my parents at once, that I really need the job. They told me the only money I need to bring is #11,000 for training.

The person who spoke with me was very please at d conversation.

First thing in the morning, they called me, I told them I just left d house. They wasted their credit over 30minutes on fone with me oh.

They kept on calling me in two hours interval. Finally I told them I am now in Lagos at about 7:30pm......they have to come and wait for me at d park.....

They called me that they are already at d park

2ce I have gotten interview notice at the same address but I ignored them.

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Dejaylapel:
Good morning everybody, please tilapia fingerlings urgently needed. call 08032466515 if you have.

Thank you.

U can contact AQUASHESS FARM @ 08034896734

Where is d bal of d story now na

soft777:
Good question this explanation can take me 2 days infact its a complete book to explain ,thats why i particularly told the new farmers who need my guide to contact me via whats app . rather than i would like you to also enlighten me or the house on your own method and i will point out were u went wrong or right . My write up are based on my farm experiences and method .and mind you am not an internet farmer , if u want a practical guide you can make an arrangement to visit my farm .

pls where is ur farm and can I get ur fone no

joeekwemuka:
It has 16 lodging rooms, a separate bar for 35 guests, a separate restaurant for 30 guests,a room for an office,toilets for customers,another toilet bathroom for the workers, a massive room for any use,kitchen and a store room. There is also a borehole and a separate two water tanks. Asking price is 70m. Net price is 65m.

Location pls

soft777:
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thanks for the more eye opening update, @ronboski, what could be the problem with agricnetwork.com, been finding it difficult to open the site for sometime now.

Mykel4God:
"This happened live and direct in my church.
There is this woman in her 40s who usually sits at the pastor's office. I noticed she behaves like someone undergoing mental deliverance. I remember few times when church prayer warriors organize special prayers for her.
She was healed yesterday and our pastor was happy. I am very close to the pastor. When we were together, in his happy mood he told me what happened to the woman.
The woman was a Deeper Life member (this is not intended to paint any set of people bad. This is a real life story. I have to state out all the facts. Apologies to Deeper Life Christians).
She met her man in the same church. They were both virgins based on their Christian values - No sex before wedding.
After wedding, she expected the man to start making moves, nothing was happening. The husband is like a serving junior pastor in the church.
She started making the moves. And whenever she does, the man was always giving excuses.
"I will minister today, I have to prepare my sermon notes"
"Its a prayer night...I want to be clean before God"
"Blah blah"
The woman could not longer take it. One day, she closed the door, forced herself on him, brought out his pinis, tried to arouse it, nothing happened.
That was when the woman started asking questions. After a lengthy argument, he confessed that he is impotent. And he has been keeping it a secret from his wife (A pastor for that matter).
This lady is core believer (You know deeper Life people na). She decided to stay. No divorce in Christianity. Once you swore an oath on the alter, you are in it for life. Based on her own believe ooooooo. Not mine. Because some churches may not divorce, but separation is allowed especially when they are endangering their own lives through fights and others.
She stayed in the marriage for 20 years. Her younger sister who got married after her now has 3 kids. She is still single and a virgin.
Her ability to bear all this tribulation started running down. She started having mental issues.
The first one happened, when her sister was celebrating her daughter's birthday. They had a little disagreement and she scattered the whole party. When they called family meeting to settle the issue was when she busted out and told her people "Can you Imagine, I am still a virgin". It was like film trick to the family.
Ever since then, she will be walking on the street, talking alone. If you ask her a question, she will be saying something else.
To cut the story short, someone brought her to our church. Where she has been undergoing reform. My pastor summoned her husband. As pastor to pastor. He told him "You are a wicked human being". "You have sinned against man, and God". Its true you have a problem. You are a pastor, spill your problem out, let the world help you. You kept it secret and even subjected your woman to a marital bondage for years. You have wasted her life. Where do you want her to start from?
The genesis of this no sex before marriage. I am not supporting anyone to engage in premarital sex, however, you need to find a way to know your partner during courtship.
Its either you marry an impotent or a sexomaniac. I remember a man that have sex with his wife 8 times a day. Whenever he is coming back from work, his wife will be crying."

Cc: Lalasticlala

Omo iya, i won't name church but believe it this is not a one-off thing its happens in many of the so called spiri-koko churches

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so na person skin dem dey peel like ponmo soo!

saragujay:
Its been sent to you

Thanks Bro

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captpee:
I need tilapia fingerlings,i live in Akute,ogun state. where can i get in small qty,just want to test run whether it may survive.my nomba is 08131688341,am pelumi by name.

you can get all male tilapia from my friend in ilorin

FARM NAME: AQUASHESS FISH FARM
NAME: SESAN
PHONE: 08089002010/08034896734

captpee:
I need tilapia fingerlings,i live in Akute,ogun state. where can i get in small qty,just want to test run whether it may survive.my nomba is 08131688341,am pelumi by name.

you can get all male tilapia fingerling from

name: Aquashess fish farm ilorin
phone: 08089002010/08034896734

bolajioginni:
MY DADDY look at me with his eyes red and
shouted with a loud voice "WISDOM! have
you
ironed the car"?
Hahahaha HOW CAN SOMEBODY IRON CAR,
in
my mind"this man think say i still be small
piking o"
PLEASE If you were me,what will be your
answer?...

Ogbeni .......................................................abeg i no fit laugh finish! ur papa funny die.

pyyxxaro:
That's like Hay and Silage # for feeding horse#

Maybe the IG of Police has horse

They are going to feed them

You are on point Broo, the printing on the veh shows it to be the mounted dept of the NPF, they kept and maintain police horses.