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Romance › Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by InkedNerd(f): 9:36am On Apr 26, 2011

Sharaap, I'd rather date Yokozuna than to be with you tongue

Romance › Re: Cheaters! by InkedNerd(f): 9:31am On Apr 26, 2011

REALITY101:
Ok inked I see u been listening to a lot rumors lately. Good for u. Adios

190 your have her n add to your uncountable concubines. I ain't gat nothing to . . . . .

Lmao, why are you saying adios? You make it sound like we had something goin' on tongue

FYI, I am no man's property so all this "you can have her" stuff is a load of crock.

Romance › Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by InkedNerd(f): 9:28am On Apr 26, 2011

Laugh if you like. Is anyone stopping you? If you want to, do backflips. We're not friends so do what you like tongue

Romance › Re: Cheaters! by InkedNerd(f): 9:23am On Apr 26, 2011

REALITY101:
Wait wait wait are you trying to say u been sneak snitch around her for real? Wow wow wow

What the hell is wrong with you? Bingo don bite your nyash? Why would you think I like numerical parasites on Nairaland?!?! tongue

Romance › Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by InkedNerd(f): 9:21am On Apr 26, 2011

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]190 you ARE a ~~skid~~ stretch mark[/color]

looooooooooooooooool, he's a walking stretch mark grin

Romance › Re: Cheaters! by InkedNerd(f): 9:20am On Apr 26, 2011

REALITY101:
Ok Sir we need some me n her time here. Thank u

No mind 290, 390, 490 or whatever his new moniker is tongue

Romance › Re: Cheaters! by InkedNerd(f): 9:07am On Apr 26, 2011

REALITY101:
I'm planning on putting inked on cheaters tv very soon

Oh really? Wanna see what a cheater looks like? grin

Health › Re: Toilet Infection by InkedNerd(f): 8:37am On Apr 26, 2011

@OP: Your friend needs to go see a gynocologist.

daroz:
Does toilet infection affects men, especially when he had unprotected sex with an affected female?

Men can get yeast infections as well. This link can give you an answer to your question http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/male-yeast-infection/HO00172

Romance › Re: Staying With His Grandmother For A Month by InkedNerd(f): 8:13am On Apr 26, 2011

@OP: Sure if he can go to my village and chill with my granny so he can do the same then no problem cool

Romance › Re: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by InkedNerd(f): 8:02am On Apr 26, 2011

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=330479.msg8205517#msg8205517 date=1303801234]@Inked
Like Goldie mentioned it is supposed to be about things he could do to pamper you. I do appreciate your comment though was just funning ya. lol wink

[/quote]Hehehe, those things can pamper me grin

Do you have any of those qualities? kiss

Romance › Re: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by InkedNerd(f): 7:50am On Apr 26, 2011

J12:
Kai! See list, guys are in trouble.

Smh, all I did was answer the OP's question. Its not like he put a limit on what I could include in my response.

Goldieluks:
abeg invite us to your wedding with the ''PERFECT'' man on earth oh.

Sure, no problem. If I find him, then you'll be the first to know.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=330479.msg8205481#msg8205481 date=1303800486]^^ Did you see my list! cheesy

Very short and Succinct, not like Sister Inkiru's own! (lol)

Pls scroll up and check it out. See what you can do! wink

[/quote]

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=330479.msg8205482#msg8205482 date=1303800533]@Inked
ROTFLMAO!!!! All that just to give you a shoulder rub huh

!!!! LoL!

Must be the Nerd-side talking lol.[/quote]Smh undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by InkedNerd(f): 7:40am On Apr 26, 2011

Phate07:
[color=#E42217]
Inked, that your list is quite tall. Are you aware you'll be searching for a long time?
[/color]

Omg, does anyone not see that I said that its not a must for a man to have all those things? Besides, all I did was answer the OP's question. Na crime? undecided

Culture › Re: Why are EAST africans so delusional?-Question from a AA by InkedNerd(f): 7:33am On Apr 26, 2011

african1:
Couldn't agree with you more.

Lol it is cool, I don't even have a profile Pic. I wonder where the dude pic came from?

Oops, then I must be mistaken. Sorry embarassed

pleep:
I have a question for you K.O.N.Y, why do you always make threads that divide africans?

Me and Inked Nerd were on your other thread about how Africans look down upon A.A's. Now you made another thread about how east Africans look down upon west Africans. Why is it that you are only interested in the things that seperate us?

your behavior is very suspicious and this is not the first time i have suspected that you have some kind of agenda.

Good question pleep.

Romance › Re: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by InkedNerd(f): 7:28am On Apr 26, 2011

Goldieluks:
Lol,the topic says 'pamper' not 'the idea man'

When did I say that that was my ideal man? The OP said "To all the ladies in the house I like u to enlighten us guys on the basic, intermediate and advanced pampering gestures u expect from your man. Pls include at the beginning your personality type to put your answer into a bright perspective." which I did

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=330479.msg8205389#msg8205389 date=1303798847]Are you busy? If you not, could you come on yahoo?

[/quote]Okie dokie

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=330479.msg8205402#msg8205402 date=1303799083]@ Goldie--LoL-- Don't mind Inkiru o![/quote]Una dey laugh eh? When you come see me wed such a man we shall see if you'll continue laughing grin

Romance › Re: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by InkedNerd(f): 7:18am On Apr 26, 2011

^^^ Hehehe, I know what I like grin

. I didn't really say it was a must to have every single thing grin

Romance › Re: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by InkedNerd(f): 7:17am On Apr 26, 2011

jay bee:
^^^^^^^
All of that?
Chei i have to buckle ma shoes so as to have all areas covered

lol, not exactly all of that but most would be nice. There are some men with such qualities-its just a matter of me finding them

Romance › Re: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by InkedNerd(f): 7:11am On Apr 26, 2011

@OP: Ok, here is my response. In terms of personality, I can usually vibe with most guys. There really isn't one type of personality that I like. In terms of my own personality, I would say I'm pretty laid back [idk, I guess you'd have to judge that for yourself].

As for what I expect from a guy:

- he should be respectful

- he should be compassionate.

- he should be reliable.

- he shouldn't rely on text messaging as a tool of courtship.

- he should have a "way" about him.

- he should have moved on from pickup lines to conversation starters.

- he should want the party to end at some point [at some point in time, he needs to realize that he has responsibilities and that life isn't always about partying and having a good time.]

- he should be worldly.

- he should at least know know how to cook one thing really well.

- he should have a politically, culturally, and socially aware of things both within the country he resides in, the country of his birth [if he was not born in the country he currently resides in], and the country of others.

- he should behave as if his mother raised him correctly--even if she didn't.

- he should still be eager to learn, teach, and exchange knowledge.

- he should be financially secure and independent.

- he should be a gentleman [I love gentlemen kiss

].

- he should be faithful.

- he should not be addicted to his work.

- he should admit his mistakes.

- he should be secure with himself as a man, lover, and any other way possible that a man can be secure about themselves [even if he isn't, I can try and work with that].

- he should be comfortable with me emotionally, sexually, physically, and any other way possible.

- he should have a sense of humor with a dash of humility.

- I expect him to challenge me in a manner that enables me to become a better person, woman, lover, partner, and human being.

By the way, I picked some of the things on this list from and article I read through a while ago. All I did was tweak it to add some of my own personal preferences.

Romance › Re: Women With Hairs At Their Jaws by InkedNerd(f): 6:42am On Apr 26, 2011

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=654150.msg8204357#msg8204357 date=1303776287]Obviously you don't want a chick with a beard. But women aren't supposed to be hairless naturally.[/quote]This seems to be the only thing that makes sense on this thread. In general, no human is naturally hairless.

Nairaland General › Re: Why Half The Kids In The U.k. Are Doomed by InkedNerd(f): 6:35am On Apr 26, 2011

OAM4J:
The world is moving very fast to a marriage-less one, something close to the animals world. Guess we just have to deal with it.

Being married doesn't mean that the world will be any better? There are millions of married couples all over the world yet the world isn't any better undecided

There are societies where individuals live communally without marrying and still thrive undecided

Romance › Re: What Is Your Ideal: by InkedNerd(f): 6:21am On Apr 26, 2011

ogugua88:
Oh? I took andy's comment as a compliment lol.

lol, I figured just wanted to point out that Igwe what's his face instigated the whole thing wink

Romance › Re: Is This Assumption Fair Enough? by InkedNerd(f): 6:18am On Apr 26, 2011

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=654224.msg8205161#msg8205161 date=1303792080]MRbrownJAY Please do not join the ranks of the ignorant generalisers so frequent these days. If two or three people come here and denigrate intelligent women that is not "most" ok?

The Nigerian men I know all want their wives to be educated and successful. Granted they may not want their wives to be richer than them but if it happens they don't make any trouble as long as the wife doesn't loose her head.[/quote]Just wondering Lord_Reed, what's your take on that whole thing?

Romance › Re: Woman Arrested For Bitting Off Man's P enis ( Video ) by InkedNerd(f): 6:14am On Apr 26, 2011

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]

@Inked it depends. If the circumstances were he forced her to bathe in vinegar water (this has happened before)
because her toto was no longer tight, I would have cried with laughter. It's not the same as mutilation however
the reasoning behind it is what I am laughing at, not so much the act. Please I have 3 brothers, I couldn't imagine!
believe it or not I find it despicable to bite it/cut it off but being a woman who has been frustrated s3xually myself I can see how she would
react that way, though I wouldn't. not sure if I am making sense but oh well.[/color]

Hmmm, interesting.

By the way I have a solution for yoursexual frustration? grin

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=654258.msg8204795#msg8204795 date=1303783624]I sure would! I would called her a dumb trick for letting that man bite her mammalias off without douching his arse with hair spray and fire!

I would have nicknamed her NUMB mammalias.[/quote] lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Man Gets Almost Knocked Out By Girl by InkedNerd(f): 2:35am On Apr 26, 2011

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=654287.msg8204716#msg8204716 date=1303781369]Did you see how quickly he got back up, though? If you are fighting someone bigger than you and put them down, you'd better finish them. Not let them get back up.

If she was smart she should have just run away from the situation rather than even swinging at him.

Imagine if this video scene had happened at night. And there was no video camera, and nobody witnessing it. That girl would have been in a lot of trouble once he got back up. . . face broken, ribs broken, and probably a lot worse. . . possibly r.a.ped.

She is VERY lucky it didn't go much worse for her.[/quote]Yupp, I don't like fighting but I do if I have to defend myself and like I always say I fight to demobilize you. Its terrible that everyone else just stood by tongue

aminalib:
true but wat was she to do let him intimidate her? i think he more so was mad because a white chic punched him down

So very true. I remember seeing some black girls fight with a white girls and these girls seemed super angry because the white girls, instead of doinf what most white girls did by backing down, they stood their ground and fought back undecided

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=654287.msg8204727#msg8204727 date=1303781550]That is the most DANGEROUS part of it. If she is running away or backing away, then he won't hit her or mess with her too much. But the punch she threw damaged his pride. Embarrassed him in front of his friends. That is the most dangerous part of it. . . if you damage a man's pride he will do some dangerous-@ss things. That is why I am saying she is lucky it didn't happen at night.[/quote]Good point

Romance › Re: Man Gets Almost Knocked Out By Girl by InkedNerd(f): 2:21am On Apr 26, 2011

That was disgusting on so many levels. Na wa for tomfoolery on both sides.

Romance › Re: Woman Arrested For Bitting Off Man's P enis ( Video ) by InkedNerd(f): 2:19am On Apr 26, 2011

I'm watchin' the finale right now grin

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