₦airaland Forum

There is hunger in the land.

But him tie am like goat?

Is that all?

98% of these girls out there use yansh to sort shii out.

The remaining 2% either has a rich dad or just plain hideous.

Shey na because this wan come outside?

Yeye dey smell.

Okay

I did.

It was to have sess to my heart content.

It wasn't easy o. My spanner nearly broke. Sha, Funmi will be blessed richly. She epp my career well well upon say Wetin I dey give am nor too make sense like that.


Modified **

Remind me what you get again for the FTC position?

It's a gift called "Nothing."

Missnande:
This is supposed to be a give and take right? If everyone wants to collect,who will give?

Anybody ma. It begins with you.

Tell them to knack first. Then they will decide if to still go ahead with the marriage plans or not.

Sometimes, konji dey make people make hasty decisions.

Kekx:
It cures it?

Are you impotent?

Chop the kpomo and get it over with.

A belts and a wrist watch.

UKmigrant:
15 minutes walk to work everyday doesn't kill anybody, I don't need a bicycle.

Is like the 15 minutes walk don begin enter you.

Buy bicycle since, you dey form hard man. Wetin make you change mind? I can't laugh abeg.

If you said you want sex and she indulged you, you'd still open up in the street that she is cheap. Then she won't have peace of mind anymore because all your creepy friends now wants a piece of the cake.

She wants you to lie to her and at the end, walk away. This way, she won't feel any guilt or used. This way, you'd not say she gave up the arse real quick.

She wants the D... but you gon' work for it. So work!

Lols... Naija you guys are a diehard Mfkrs.

Whilst some were getting enslaved and shot, some people are thriving and making money.

Jodha:
Whatever crumbles yhur chin-chin niggur...

But your fingers sha.

darktanlivia:
rejected

3k?

vivie01:
@OP, above example(s) aren't sufficient for you to make a hasty generalization or conclusion that ladies could not hold a conversation. First of all, not all ladies are interested in answering such question, secondly, this kind of question does not required long answer, thirdly, the answer you get depends on how you yourself starts the conversation in the first place.

For instance, let's say you started by asking me 'Can I meet you" without you properly introducing yourself, then be sure to get no meaningful answer or you get a question back for that your question (typical Nigerian, lol).

Anyway, when you said ladies cannot hold meaningful conversation, I was expecting to see something like not been able to hold conversation when you strike one on politics, health, travels, education, religion, football, family matters, and so on.

Babe. As much as I would like to disagree with op, he is 90% right.

Most of the topics you highlighted are alien to most of our ladies. The few that has the capacity to host such, give way midway into the discussion. If you don't do mushy talks and flirt with 'em, best believe you losing 'em soon with "brb"

To sum it up, flirt and tell her what she wants to hear. Compliment compliment compliment her. Then do amebo talks with her.

Annruby:
15k......are u ready?

If you are on WhatsApp, drop your contact so I can chat you up.

14k for 1TB?

Virgins!! What can be more sweet and tighter than thou?

Virgins rock abeg. Never for the faint hearted though. If you must break that gate, be man enough to withstand the flooding that follows.

They are clingy and always wanting more sex. It's normal. With time, they'll get over it and the rate tails off.

I love virgins.

mikkyangel:
Hehe, peeps nor even let me advertise my sales...den just dey do sharp sharp pay ment from behind..

E nor dey fair to all interested na. Try reason am. E get people wey don wait for you since the last sales.

Give everyone a fighting chance. The back door movement no make atol.

Luckybelt:
what do you mean by iphone se. is it 6 or 5?

Facepalm

What's your WhatsApp contact?

wildchild1:
E be like say SARS don catch you tire for Naija

Funny but no. Never had an encounter with them. Being my first visit to uk, I wanted to be clear on somethings.

kaakaa:
Meaning? You dont need ielts or the other parameters to be eligible for Cbt, what do you mean.... I know You must pass a criteria b4 getting to the cbt stage, either cbt or trancript or reference from place of work....


Exactly why i couldn't find it online. I know its sent after cbt but didnt know its personalised esle I wouldn't have asked.
I will just wait till i get mine then....

Okay sir.

Over and out.

kaakaa:
I need my school to fill it as its an alternative for Ielts test to make me eligible for the cbt.....

I have requested for it from the nmc council, but they said i will get it in 10 working days.... am trying to send it b4 the xmas hols.... hence my request.

So do you have it and can you send it to me?

You don't need anything to be eligible to register for cbt so far you are in Nigeria currently.

Secondary, nobody can send you thiers.
The said form is personalised. Ain't no way two individuals can share thus, why you can't find it online.

It's available to you once you've passed the cbt and paid to progress to data assessment stage.

Hello fam,

Being serving a ban for long now, just got unbanned this evening.

Apologies if I didn't respond to your request earlier on.

kaakaa:
Please does anyone have the Nmc transcript form UK.... as i cant find it online!
All thise that have passed the CBT Please kindly reply me, thank you.

What do you need it for?

Have you passed the CBT?

mikkyangel:
Hit me up next week...thursday.(laptops should have landed)

Any phone deals to expect too? @mikkyangel

Lexusgs430:
For owanbe chop chop, yes...... (preferably mostly during summer)....

Wear them during winter periods and be prepared for an A & E admission.......

How do you guys handle racial remarks and attacks