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FBS:
Say what you may but MIKEL is A STRONG player!

OMO IBO:
Sebi na training session be this?

Ebonyeyes:
Misinforming audiences comes with repercussions. Though the consequences in this case may not be grave, it should be addressed nonetheless.

Have you ever watched a Ghanaian or Nigerian movie without identifying  that::

1.  Kidney failure, Congestive Heart Failure, Bone fracture, Cancer, Asthma, STDs etc are all diagnosed by placing a stethoscope over a patient’s chest.

2.  When a couple can’t have a boy, it’s the woman’s fault [Producd, directed, costumed, n edited by  Andy Amenechi n family]

3.  Every problem you have is spiritual. [ Producd, directed by Tade Ogidan]

4.  In every romance movie, someone must die. [Tchidi Chikere n sons]

5.  It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them! [Directed by Andy Amenechi]

6.  Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately. [Producd, directed  by Tade Ogidan]

7.  Poisoned food always tastes better. [Producd, directed  by Tade Ogidan]

8.  The best way to make money is by visiting a Witchdoctor. [Directed by Andy Amenechi]

9.  At least one of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil. [Directed by Andy Amenechi]

10.  One has to scream from the very beginning of labor until the baby is delivered [Directed by Zeb Ejiro]

11.  There is never an end to suffering, except death! [Directed by Zeb/Chico Ejiro]

12.  With a pastor,  all things are possible [Produced/directed by Lancelot Imasuen]

13.  A movie can be titled anything,  such as - The Boy is Mine, Two Rats, [Produced, directed and writting by Charles Inojie]

14.  Spanner, Calculator, etc. [Produced, directed and writting by Charles Inojie]

15.  . A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics in an attempt to sound American/British. [By Tchidi Chikere]

16.   You are in love,  you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is,  Mr. Biggs, Tantalizers, the beach or the best - take her to buy some new ugly clothes. [aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh Produced, co produced, manufactured and sealed by Fred Amata:]

An Igbo movie has not been made if,

    * One does not visit a Witchdoctor [Directed by Izu Ojukwu]
    * A fleet of cars is not shown off [Directed by Izu Ojukwu]
    * Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is not in the movie, alongside Pete Edochie wearing the usual red cap! To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult [Produced and writting by Tarila Thompson]

A Twi movie has not been made if…

    * Kyeiwaa is not a witch
    * Agya Koo is not in the movie, alongside Nana Ama Mc Brown

17.   Gunshots and fireworks always sound the same! [By Tarila Thompson]

18.  99% of the time, the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie. [Andy Amenechi]

19.  A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses; [Tchidi Chikere]

    * Van Vicker
    * Ramsey Nouah
    * Stella Damasus-Aboderin
    * Stephanie Okereke
    * Nadia Buari
    * Genevieve Nnaji
    * Omotola Jolade-Ekeinde
    * Rita Dominic
    *  Jackie Appiah


20.  The Nigerian Police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life,  [ produced by Okechukwu Onyeka}

21.  . An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year,  [ produced by Okechukwu Onyeka}

22.  It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night, indoors or out[b] [ produced by Okechukwu Onyeka}[/b]

23.  When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs! [ produced by Okechukwu Onyeka}

24.  When advertising a movie, you really should shout because,  people are deaf? [ produced by Iweka Rd. Onitsha}

25.  When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford very good furniture and a T.V. set, but you won't be able to send your kids to school. [Writting by Andy Amenechi jr.]

26.  All past scenes (flashbacks) are in black and white with distorted sound. [Writting by Andy Amenechi jr.]

27.   Future scenes are always “ten or twenty years later” [ahhhhhhhhh baba Fred Amata]

28.   Everyone uses their party dresses and make up even when cooking in the kitchen or sleeping. [Tarila Thomson]

29.  All bullets hit the chest [ produced by Okechukwu Onyeka}

30.  TO GOD BE THE GLORY[b] [ produced by Amen][/b]

Given that these are simple and easily accessible facts, it irks beyond reason that script writers would not take the time out to verify or validate information provided in movies. Care to admit it or not, some audiences take this stuff literally. Producers should not expect viewers to take information they provide in their movies with a grain of salt.


Taken from  www.bunibuni.com

If this has been said before please let this thread die a horrible deat[/b]h

ddone:
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