Education › Re: Poly Student Threatens To Sue First Bank For N250m by Intrepid1(m): 11:50pm On Oct 31, 2010 |
internet tough guy Grin Grin Grin post ya address to me so i can come over and we can scrap. lets see the last man standing Angry I don talk my own sha. |
Education › Re: Poly Student Threatens To Sue First Bank For N250m by Intrepid1(m): 8:31am On Oct 31, 2010 |
wachugondo Angry Angry Angry You have been warned. |
Sports › Re: Eagles, Black Stars May Miss CAN 2012! by Intrepid1(m): 2:23pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
original poster should sit down with his alarmist theories joo. Didn't England qualify for Japan/South Korea at the last second thanks to David Beckham's stunning free kick? They still have a lot of games to go joo, And it's the top 2 teams that go through, don't forget. |
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Education › Re: Poly Student Threatens To Sue First Bank For N250m by Intrepid1(m): 2:03pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
let me break it down to you like a simpleton. hopefully everybody understands what went down here Son, feel free to insult anyone else on this thread but don't Bleep with me. Be careful! |
Politics › Re: Poor Turai Yaradua: No-one Kisses Her Arse Anymore: by Intrepid1(op): 9:41am On Oct 30, 2010 |
@Mobinga Do you just enjoy being lampooned from pillar to post? Do you guys have a history? |
Education › Re: I Pay My American Lecturers One Million Dollars Per Month — Atiku by Intrepid1(m): 5:40pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Atiku said, “Today I do not derive one kobo from all the investments I have made in education. Rather, in the university I still continue to pay the American lecturers one million dollars every month because the school fees that they are charging are not even enough to fuel the generators that they are running because the university was built to American standard. Because I have a special agreement with the American university in Washington, managing the university and everything I do must conform to American standard.” So is the school a charity? |
Education › Re: Poly Student Threatens To Sue First Bank For N250m by Intrepid1(m): 5:39pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
The guy is a thief. He had only 3,000.00 and when he saw the huge moni in his account he withdrew 20k. He does not know that this amounts to stealing. If he likes let him allow his lawyer to deceive him by suing the bank. If he wanted to steal it, why did he return the entire 20k on Monday morning? |
Nairaland General › Re: Lottery:why Do Winners Squander Their Earnings by Intrepid1(m): 5:37pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
Easy Money Goes Away Easily Surprising how I agree with you, o 'enemy' of mine! |
Career › Re: What Is The Best Thing U Like About your Workplace by Intrepid1(m): 5:35pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
The best thing I like about my work place is not having to work there anymore. Very witty. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by Intrepid1(m): 5:22pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
both mikel and 2face big boys so i don't see any acting funny because they are holding well their sides. Shallow-minded reasoning, |
Politics › Re: Poor Turai Yaradua: No-one Kisses Her Arse Anymore: by Intrepid1(op): 3:51pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
1 word :: Retard.
Get a life and keep your filthy and derogatory observations to yourself, you clod. Brighter Grammar has helped your life, Filthy and derogatory, Complicated words by your standards. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by Intrepid1(m): 3:49pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
@Intrepid!, it was one of those rummours that can come from ogogoro joints. You appear to have a lot of experience in this field, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by Intrepid1(m): 12:13pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
You blame him, The National team reminds of reading the book! Animal Farm back in form 2, nobody cares about the National team, they are a basket case trying to heap the blame on Mikel sounds looney to me!!! Your comment is pretty senseless. You just picked the part of my comment you wanted to run with and criticized it. Did you read the part where I said players around the world fight for National team call-ups? Have you not heard of players giving their clubs the finger and playing for their countries when their clubs were against it? Don't be a slowpoke, |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by Intrepid1(m): 12:10pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
@interprid tuface saw mikel at a club,tuface tried to greet,mike shrug him off,tuface enters studio,bam bam,quick release 'Only Me',beef start,end of story I heard the gist from some people and I wanted to confirm it, Mikel shouldn't have brushed Tuface off even if he is richer than him. Tuface did a brilliant thing; turn your 'disappointment' into a 'blessing', Only Me turned out to be a smash hit and Mikel ended up with egg on his face, |
Politics › Re: Poor Turai Yaradua: No-one Kisses Her Arse Anymore: by Intrepid1(op): 12:00pm On Oct 29, 2010 |
you are lacking common sense or judgement at all,i would have recommended this thread of yours the most dumpest thread of the year,go and get life jor. I was saddened by your semi-illiterate comment and your astonishingly bad english, I won't join matters with you, kid. Enroll in night school or something and brush up your poor vocabulary and your sense of humour, Mobinga, if your IQ was a bit higher than it is now, you would have deduced from the original post that I was expressing an opinion and not attacking anyone, even though we all know the piss she did while her husband was ill, Don't be so shallow-minded and petty, attacking everyone over everything because you happen to have the luxury of an internet connection. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mikel Dusts Essien, Song, Gerrard And Scholes: by Intrepid1(m): 11:32am On Oct 29, 2010 |
Mikel can make one billion passes in the EPL but as long as he keeps on treating National team call-ups with scorn, we won't give a flying Bleep about him. The world over, players literally kill to play for their National sides but Mikel is a 'big man' who sees the Eagles as being unworthy of his precious time. And what's the gist about him and Tuface? |
Politics › Re: Poor Turai Yaradua: No-one Kisses Her Arse Anymore: by Intrepid1(op): 9:42am On Oct 29, 2010 |
Poor Intrepid! No one has ever kissed your arse From this stupid comment, it's pretty obvious that you either enjoy kissing or being kissed, SMH! |
Politics › Poor Turai Yaradua: No-one Kisses Her Arse Anymore: by Intrepid1(op): 2:19pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Shebi Turai yaradua was Nigeria's de-facto President for a while until she was almost physically shoved aside and GEJ 'ascended the throne.' Remember how she played with the emotions of 150million Nigerians while her husband was bed-ridden? How the high and mighty sought her attention and fawned over her? Funny how she has completely gone underground now that the tables have turned and she's no longer the custodian of power in Nigeria, Life is really a bitch! |
Politics › Re: Is Goodluck Jonathan Bribing PDP Delegates With FG Funds? by Intrepid1(m): 2:14pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Old news, All them politicians bribe their way through any- and every thing. |
Politics › Re: Bombs Seizure: Sss Arrests Two Suspects ! by Intrepid1(m): 2:12pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Those SOBs that are being 'interrogated' must be in the 5th stage of Hell by now, Nothing will come out of this matter, just like political murders and corruption probes in Nigeria, nothing ever gets solved. |
Literature › Re: Short Story Contest by Intrepid1(m): 1:36pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Great idea!but how do u prevent copyright violation? Nice question, |
Romance › Re: Ladies Are You Convinced By A Man's Tears? by Intrepid1(m): 12:13pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Na breast i been talk o, dunno why the muthafucker changed to 'bosom', |
Romance › Re: Ladies Are You Convinced By A Man's Tears? by Intrepid1(m): 12:12pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Lyk rily WTF? Y would/should iCry 'cos i want toto? If she aint giving me, den f.cuk anoda will.! Buh cRiously, iDidnt cry when i heard my 110yrs old Great Grandma was dead, so y now? Grin Grin Omo, it was 11pm at night and it was raining cats and dogs! i had a boob in my mouth and she was talking shit about crying for her? omo, na to swallow pride do the thing joo, needless to say, she was gone in a month or two, |
Romance › Re: Ladies Are You Convinced By A Man's Tears? by Intrepid1(m): 11:50am On Oct 28, 2010 |
I was about to do the nasty with one girl some years back and she stopped me and asked me to prove my 'love' for her by crying, WTF  I promptly started thinking about the cult boys that were harassing me and the fact that I was broke and my folks hadn't sent my allowee and I began shedding tears like a muthafucker. It was 11pm in the night and it was raining!!! what did you expect me to do  |
Literature › Re: Short Story Contest by Intrepid1(m): 9:35am On Oct 28, 2010 |
Hi Suprted. I wrote the piece in a hurry and thus I didn't think of the plot carefully.
Your suggestion is wise. We can pick the themes and complete the pieces in 3-5 days and post, abi? I think 1000 words is enough, sha. |
Literature › Re: Short Story Contest by Intrepid1(m): 4:49pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
All hell broke loose as the sirens started wailing. All around me, men were jolted from different levels of leisure or activity and everyone grabbed their weapons and made for their designated battle stations. I jumped off my bunk and tossed the paperback novel I was reading to the floor, grabbing my AK-47 and my web gear and running for the machine gun nest where my squad was pre-ordered to man.
I jumped into the sandbagged position just as the mortar shells started dropping around us. I knocked off Sergeant Giwa’s helmet with the stock of my gun and he favoured me with a mean look while I mumbled an apology and ducked lower to avoid getting my head chopped off by a flying fragment of hot metal.
‘Sir,’ I said to him, as I cocked my rifle and buckled my helmet tighter, ‘are the Nigerians attacking for real this time?’
‘What kind of stupid question is that?’ He snarled back, squinting into the distance for any signs of a massed infantry charge by the enemy. ‘Does this look like a goddamn fancy dress party?’
The other members of the squad, Segun, Emeka and Charles stared straight ahead with grim faces. This was going to be their first taste of combat since Southern Nigeria seceded from the North some two months back. They were a good bunch; intelligent, friendly fellows who were caught up in a war no one expected and thus had little or no time to adjust to. I could see Emeka’s fingers twitching as he stared down the sight of the heavy machine gun he was manning. I felt sorry for him; he had to leave his wife and two children in the East when our Division was deployed to defend the Northern border at Oyo. He was a former banker with Zenith bank and from what he told us, he was in line for a promotion to branch manager when the secession was declared and all able bodied males were conscripted for the brutal combat that was sure to ensue.
I was jolted out of my reverie by an exploding truck to the left of our position. I grimaced as bodies went tumbling through the air in different directions like ragdogs. The shells were falling thick and fast now and the noise was deafening. I had a brain splitting headache from all the artillery concussions and it seemed the helmet I was wearing only magnified it but I would have had to be suicidal to remove it from my head and risk getting plugged by a bullet.
Suddenly, Emeka yelled in either fury or fright and opened up with the machine gun. I sneaked a peek over the sandbags and saw hundreds of Northern soldiers assaulting our lines. They were shrieking in Hausa or Fulani and running directly at us across the open field which we had previously cleared to create a kill-zone. Our mortars had opened up too and the shells were wreaking havoc in their lines. The enemy soldiers were falling like nine-pins as machine gun bullets and shrapnel decimated their ranks and weakened their charge.
Sergeant Giwa gave the order to open fire when the enemy soldiers were in range. We all opened up on them, firing in short bursts like we were taught in boot camp. I felt sick in my stomach when I saw a man go down after being hit by the bullets from my gun. I wanted to throw my gun down and heave my guts out in revulsion. The knowledge that I had just killed a man was utterly disgusting, even if he was out to take my life too. I was sick of the whole war, barely ten minutes after my involvement in it. I wanted to scream my lungs out and curse the politicians that contributed to the necessity of the war. While we suffered in the open, under the mercy of the elements, eating horrible food and getting ourselves killed, the old fools sat in their mansions and chased after our women.
I felt a tapping on my helmet and turned to see Segun looking at me with concern. I nodded my head grimly and he squeezed my shoulder in reassurance. He turned around and continued shooting at the enemy, his face looking like the angel of death’s as he poured round after round of hot metal into the massed ranks of the enemy infantry.
They were close now; I could see the cold look of hatred in their eyes as they shot as us. Their leaders must have brain-washed them into believing this was a battle of religion, as that is probably the only unifying factor among the Northerners. This bunch of beggars must have been sent as cannon fodder to probe our defences and assess our strength and resolve. They were nearly all gaunt-looking and poorly trained. I looked to my right and saw an enemy soldier cocking his hand, ready to toss a grenade. I shot him through the neck and he slumped to the floor, writhing in agony as he tried to squeeze in some oxygen through his shattered windpipe. The grenade exploded and took down nearly seven men, by my count.
All along our first skirmish line, our troops were repelling the enemy assault successfully. I could sense the enemy attack beginning to falter, the carnage too much for them to bear. It was probably a battalion-sized attack and with the number of men they had lost, the survivors would be hard pressed into forming a company. Suddenly, a whistle blew and the enemy turned tail and started running back to their jump-off lines. We all broke out in cheers and continued firing at their retreating backs, bringing down a good number of them.
‘Cease fire, son.’ Sergeant Giwa advised, ‘save your energy for later. I have a feeling you will need it.’
‘But Sarge, they are on the run!’I replied, in disbelief. ‘We should go after them and completely rout them!’
He shook his head as he checked his weapon. He placed it on an ammunition box and lit a stick of St. Moritz, taking a deep drag and exhaling gratefully, his eyes closed like he was thanking God for sparing him from death. I was going crazy with blood-lust and couldn’t believe we were not allowed to finish off the enemy. I stood there and looked down at the older man in anger for around five minutes, trying to get the adrenaline to stop coursing my head when a loud shout rent our lines and forced me to look up. My eyes widened and I choked down a lump that was forming in my throat.
The enemy was sending another wave of troops. Hundreds of them, With Heavy Battle Tanks!
‘Get ready, son.’ Sergeant Giwa said. Feel free to critique it, I wrote it in a bit of a hurry though, so be merciful, |
Literature › Re: Bba Has Ended And Your Troubles Continue: by Intrepid1(op): 11:57am On Oct 27, 2010 |
E sorry o English teacher, the satire only came at the end of your rants. You only used it to mask the harsh words. SMH! |
Nairaland General › Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service: by Intrepid1(op): 11:25am On Oct 27, 2010 |
Please, can anyone feed me with information on the educational requirements needed to apply for the Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service program (i.e. Can one enroll with a 3rd class) and how much sub-lieutenants earn every month? |
Literature › Re: Short Story Contest by Intrepid1(m): 11:01am On Oct 27, 2010 |
When is this baby getting off the ground? |
Gaming › Re: Football Manager 2011 by Intrepid1(m): 10:55am On Oct 27, 2010 |
Not feeling the theme . . . Its prolly gona be different in the full version Liking the use of agents! . . Am playing as chelsea in the demo but will be switchn to my traditional "Lower league teams" . .Cant wait for the Nov 5th. Got it pre-ordered. . . no dulling mehn! Yes boss! Say hello to a lot of wasted man-hours as a result of this game! I'm looking for a way to bribe my girlfriend to bear with me while I ignore her for the first 3 months after I get the game! |
Literature › Re: Bba Has Ended And Your Troubles Continue: by Intrepid1(op): 10:49am On Oct 27, 2010 |
BAD BELLE PEOPLE JUST WONDER. Im very disappointed at your choice of words, why call people pigs nd even involve parents? No well brought up child does that.
But for the good parenting i got, i would have insulted you and your parrents. We as humans have very different intrest and you should respect people's intrsest as long as it does not interfare with yours. I'm sure this is a satirical piece which was intended to poke fun at the whole thing. If you do not understand English, then piss off, 'wallowing in the mud with the pigs' is an expression not to be taken literally, English again, |