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Wow that sounds ummm pathetic [no offense]. And this is all because she broke up with you? Undecided

Omo, the female hurt me when I was young and vulnerable! I had to get her back!

vengence

Paddy, na so I see am o!

the craziest thing i did was that i drank a cup of kerosene thinking it is a water. i almost die that day

Na lie joo! You no get nose, abi you no smell the kerosene?

Er, Does this count? Waited for 7 years to exact revenge on one babe that dumped me in uni. Made her fall hopelessly in love with me and nacked her a couple of times before riding into the sunset without her,

These arse-lickers must have been promised some juicy contracts,

Ha! Atiku is going to murder Lucky! Let's hope they show it live on National TV! We need something to make us laugh, seeing as there aren't any good comedy shows anymore,

I have this insanely annoying colleague who jumps on Facebook as soon as he gets into the office every morning. He alternates between that and watching movies all day. It pisses me off but seeing as I ain't no snitch, I can't complain to the boss. He also enjoys playing music loudly in the office we share but seeing as he is older than me, I plug my ears with my earphones lest my violent temper is unleashed and I subject him to the most unpleasant experience he has ever had in his life. Apart from the boss, I'm the only one that has a car in the office and when it's lunch time, he starts asking 'when are we eating' cos we buy food from a joint a distance from the office. I burn my fuel and stuff and the guy never bothers to say a simple 'thank you'. I'm gonna kick that animal in the nuts one day!

I would rather have a semi literate but competent and incorruptible first lady than a thieving turai anyday anytime

The woman sef na tif. Shebi the EFCC indicted her for money laundering when Lucky was Governor of Bayelsa?

I have just discovered a fossil in a cave in my backyard of a creature called indomienoodlestaurus which roamed the plains of Nigeria two hundred miilion years ago. Here is the picture of the discovered fossil bones on my dinning table

LOL! Nice one!

What a load of crap! All of you that are mouthing rubbish in support of this old hag, how would you feel if the female in the picture was your mom and your colleagues or subordinates saw them? The bitch should stick to chooking small boys in private and keep her corrupt-ridden old arse at home!

It's a straight fight between Osaze and Enyeama, If you push me, I'll give it to Osaze. His form has been superb over the past year and his dedication to the National team is above reproach. His goal scoring exploits that saw him win the Barclays player of the month (first Nigerian in ages) cannot be overlooked either!

Boring, mediocre show 'talent hunt'. Congratulations to the winner, sha. Let's hope he doesn't fizzle out like dem Timi Dakolo and the rest,

Since then, i have done subsequently, when i got my first job and i know i can't be +ve.
Even if the virus forces itself into my blood,it will die on the spot Cool Cool Cool

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Nice!

Heard you could boost the amount of units on the Nitel call cards if you kept it in the freezer for a while, Tried it and it worked once sha, Or twice, Or thrice, Or, Lining up at the few available phone booths to make calls was a nightmare. It was especially annoying when some females would commandeer the phone and gossip loudly with their friends while you steamed inside as you waited to call your brother abroad to send you some money!

Heard you could boost the amount of units on the Nitel call cards if you kept it in the freezer for a while, Tried it and it worked once sha, Or twice, Or thrice, Or, Lining up at the few available phone booths to make calls was a nightmare. It was especially annoying when some females would commandeer the phone and gossip loudly with their friends while you steamed inside as you waited to call your brother abroad to send you some money!

I've gotten the game! Brilliant!

irresponsible old man, he's squandering the goodwill that he has managed to garner over the past few months,

Osaze's the best choice joo! He strikes a balance between dedication to the National team and personal quality.

Omo, that guy's life has ended, Wetin dem go do am for detention, for im life e no go think bad about anything again!

Story, All na wash-wash for the elections. Make we dey look!

Dem for continue now?

Good appointment. I'm backing Siasia to knock some sense into the Eagles and return them to winning ways!

the 100 million naira 4 a campaign song abi? Grin

100 gini? E reach like that? Me I can sing too o! For that hopelessly wack song that they don't play again? Na wa o!

AH! Price of im show go soon increase ooooooooo!

Catering school ke? Dumbass idea!

Get a maid or something to do the cooking,

Guy u knw b ibo man at all.
Wetin concern ibo man wey won sell t.v 4 deeper life person.

Was that a diss?

Has she finished the money from GEJ already?

Hot blood,

This crap is a joke, The woman should have been made to back a wall and shot. The Chinese actively practice this and see how the level of corruption has dropped there! Luth ko, Okija ni,

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God bless you my brother! 'overhappiness' wan kill me for here ooooooooooooo! I can marry all the females in your house!!! May you walk and never stumble!!! May all your children become Nigeria's Presidents at one time in their lives! Omo, once I get this game, na to resign from my job!!!

Dis thread is a gutter baloney, an uneducative antiquity, a flagrant display of insanity dat has no propinquity with intelligent gatherings

Nigeria we hail thee! Wetin you study for school? Nuclear English?