₦airaland Forum

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In business, Nigerians don't fly straight. They always dare the devil and leave the public to mourn when devil strikes back.

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English Premier League destroyed Nigeria!

Politics, war, religion--they see everything in life as Man U. vs Chelsea. They clap and cheer the winning team, identify with the team. At the end, the only benefits they get is temporary euphoria.

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The war is unjustified. But it is hard to make a case fir people that use every opportunity to protest, burn American flags and shout "death to America".

Well...if you keep poking the tiger, don't cry when it attacks.

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People complain about everything even when they should be glad that Natural Selection is at work. Those who died ignorantly are doing the rest a huge favour and freeing up resources like the women who avoid Ceasarian Section only to end up 6ft under.

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I wonder what the angels do for a living.

Wasting many manpower hours chasing around who can't protect you in the time of need. The servants who claim to know him trust MOPOL/army more for protection than heavenly angels. Something is not adding up.

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It is safe to say at this point that...

Village people dey his matter.

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Open or Close, I don't care. I am interested in the first captain with the balls of steel that will pass through first.

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Everyone should bear his or her cross.

Don't be equally yoked.

Single mothers are desirable if and only if ladies are very scarce.

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ManirBK:
My Nigerian Christian come and hear this and report him to Trump biko

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Nigerian christians are aloof.

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Why is deportation to ones country considered cruel and unusual punishment? That's the tough question most Nigerians don't want to answer because the truth is bitter.

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Poor people are scared of marriage for obvious reasons in this materialistic world.

Rich people are very paranoid about marriage because of the same reason.

Summary: When you reach 40 and single, your priorities change drastically. Your mates will be talking about Secondary School fees, you will be asking about traditional marriage. Eyes go clear! It is worse for women.

NB: Once your child reaches 2 years old, you will realize that raising a kid is not difficult at all.

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immortalcrown:
After many of their members have died in ignorance? This one is even worse than the other church that rejected television but later began to buy satellite.

Well, change is constant. But has their religious book that inspired the barbaric idea of rejecting blood transfusion been rewritten?

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Ignorance? No!

Nature has ways of getting rid of undesirables.

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Angelfrost:
Racists like Trump hate reading or hearing such news...!

Sadly, population decline is a real issue in parts of Europe and Asia.

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You claim that all humans are equal. So why can't you fix your country to make it very attractive to citizens and migrants? Abi no be human beings with one head each like your ilk that developed those countries. You are in your hell-hole still grappling with electricity generation in 2026.

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He strong-armed them with tariffs. Now he needs their help? Make it make sense. It is like helping the guy who beat you to beat another kid.

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I am sure CAF can get that trophy for less than $5 on Temu. They can keep that one in their Central bank vault if they choose. If they are excluded from the next tournament, heavens won't fall.

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They should just round it up to N2k per liter...and PHCN should off their switches . Tax anyone with solar units installed.

Who complains...loses!

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One remarkable thing about Nigerian politicians is that they understand that they can tell Nigerians anything and most people will believe and cheer them. APC folks keep making promises that they do not intend to fulfill afterall it is campaign season. Expect more outrageous comments. UK has no reasons to implement this as they need that foreign exchange funds to stay afloat. But hey! The minister understands the level of gullibility of his people.

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mohbadliveson:
Our president is very romantic

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Lolz

That picture is worth more than 1000 words.

Psychological damage!

Slave vs. master. It ain't got nothing to do with romance. It is acknowledgment of subservience.

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lilvicky68:
Some people will still go ahead to rent this house and renovate it for the landlord

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No value for money.
That's why the people always settle for less.
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So you mean to tell me that there are 4536 virgins waiting for these lunatics?

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Emeskhalifa:
The time the other parts of world were advancing, what exactly was Africa and Africans doing??

Why is Africa the most backward continent on earth?

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An African man's primary goal of existence is pursuit of happiness (not innovations). To get the best out of him, you must take him out of Africa for re-orientation.

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If this tempo was maintained in the last few years, Boko/ISWAP would have been history instead of the catch, rehabilitation and release back into the battlefield to hunt soldiers.

Airforce should have been able to do major damage to this ragtag groups if the political will is there
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When declared wanted, his almajiri supporters gloated that he was physically present at the Quds' rally and somewhat invicible. Oh well...I hope there are still imaginary 72 virgins left for him over there.

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What will relocating to cozy hotels with their side chics in Borno achieve? As always, absolutely nothing!

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Catch, rehabilitate and release are actually working. Buhari is smiling in his grave considering the Quadratic Equation he left for his incompetent accolytes to solve.

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Seyi is right. Nigerians have never been to abyss--the direction the driver is currently steering towards.

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DrMB:
Is Nigeria’s economy outperforming its politics, or is the new political landscape driving this growth? 🇳🇬
While the APC has officially secured 100% control across the South-South, North-Central, and North-West zones as of March 2026, the Nigeria Exchange (NGX) is telling an even bigger story. We now have 24 companies worth over N1 Trillion. From Airtel Africa leading at N23.6trn to Wema Bank joining the "Trillionaire Club," the corporate landscape is shifting fast.
With the map turning blue (APC) and the stock market turning green, where do you see the most opportunity for Nigeria in 2026? 👇



Source

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In other words, Aliko Dangote with networth of $28 billion is valued more than Airtel (the best that Nigeria has to offer) at $16 billion.

Calling the amount in naira is highly deceptive. Imagine that a million naira is only $700.

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Good one!

But the Governor must prioritize pipe borne water to Enugu residents as a state of emergency. This is 2026 for crying out loud.

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No big deal.
They should mobilize their keyboard supporters on NL to the frontline or make Gumi a recruiter in the North.Talk/protests are cheap.

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He should have started the story from his return to the estate. The story about fuel/car/gen at 12.30am doesn't make any sense....not that it justifies the armed robbery. In this Nigeria, it is a very calculated, albeit nonsense risk.

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They will open the Strait of Hormuz soon.
Every country is bleeding including inconsequential ones like Nigeria where fuel price shot up by 50% in a few days. Now imagine what real countries are going through. By the end of this week, we shall see the outcome. There is no justification for the attack on Iran. But the world is not run on morality. The strongest nations make the rules.

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