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People who make money keep quiet.. no need to sell programs.
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The first sentence says it all.

Which medical emergency you want call for Nigeria? You go manage reach hospital they reject you.

One of the 1000 ways to die: Living in Nigeria.

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CodeTemplarr:
All of us Nigerians and Namibians, just bring few empty ships and offer anyone the chance to be relocated to america with slave-like privileges but citizenship. The ship will sink in 10 minutes.

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Do you know any living soul that has come across a Namibian abroad? I guess they are not as selfish, greedy and covetous as Nigerians.

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You are just a pet that she feeds once in awhile to feel good about herself. That's all.

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Diddy may be out soon.

Davido knows what to do if he desires Grammy.

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In no particular order: Illness, sycophancy and bad marriage.

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Queen mother my foot!

All na shakara. After she finish, Nigeria go humble her.
Abi Queen mother dey work for PHCN abi they get fuel station under water. Tinubu go use inflation tell her that mammy water na learner.

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Why act surprised?

Do they think those yacht girls going to Dubai to eat shit , drink urine and be defecated on are doing it with peasants? It seems that billionaires have twisted idea of fun.

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Scratching my head figuring out which one of the brown envelopes clowns masquerading as a journalist or interviewer would have the balls to ask that kind of question to a Nigerian billionaire.

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Is that a hospital or IDP camp?

Disgusting!

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Nigeria is all about talks and no actions.

Reading the reply, one would think that she was treated in John Hopkins University Medical Center until you visit the FMC Emergency unit. The grammar never match the operations. The lackadaisical attitude of medical staff is despicable. Thank God that the air we breathe is not under the control of a Nigerian.

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Emeskhalifa:
But why won't hospitals have antidote for snake bites for fk sake??

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Anti venom for snake bite is not universal.

Each snake specie has its own antidote.

Accidental death in Nigeria is almost assured. Try your best to stay safe. If it happens, wave your people bye.

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What’s the big deal? I bet the owner has been driving in Nigeria for long and know how wreckless they drive. He should know that if he drives around in such car in Nigeria, it is not if but a matter of when someone will ram into him. A Tokunbo Bentyaga doesn’t cost that much. So he should deal with it. Final final Bentley is an overpriced and overrated VW—same frame, same parts different prices

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A woman is only independent at her level. Once she gets to a level and standard above what she is accustomed to, she becomes dependent. Those ladies living in posh mansions and driving exotic cars who service politicians will claim to be independent to their peers.

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The man is confused and deluded.

The only interest in Nigeria is her crude oil. Territorial integrity, Nigerian citizens and Nigerian politicians are inconsequential in the scheme of things. The only good thing about Nigerian politicians to westerners is that they are useful idiotic gatekeepers. That’s all.

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Jakarta:
Yes I was and will still support the US military intervention in Nigeria against Boko Haram/ISWAP anytime any day. Military intervention against terrorism doesn't translates to overthrowing the current government of a sovereign nation.

And as for them reaping the fruit of their labour, of what use is Nigeria's natural resources when terrorists are already collecting tax from peasant farmers? If their reward for fighting insecurity and bringing it to a stand still is our resources then so be it.

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Good!

You answered your questions.

Congratulations!
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Nothing special about Enugu except when you compare what it was and what it is…kudos to Gov. Mbah.

MOT is working well in extorting people on poorly designed road signals. Red arrow for forward going traffic on only two lanes. Then green arrow on right turn on the same second lane. MOT detains whoever is on the second lane for extortion. Make it make sense. Is the car going forward on the second lane supposed to magically disappear to avoid obstruction? Sensible countries put signs that says “Right Turn only” on such designated lane to warn drivers. Not in Nigeria! Everything is stupidly designed to encourage extortion of the citizens

Apparently common sense and Nigerian authorities do not mix.

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What is the primary purpose of the sit-at-home?

As long as other parts of Anambra are not observing it, Main Market traders must open their shops or relocate to States where it is practiced. Guess what? There is none! The economic sabotage must stop.

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helinues:
Some African countries have been busy channeling the energy to discuss how their country can be better to be gossiping about Nigeria

Meanwhile, we don't even have time to discuss about them as they are inconsequential

When you are big, you are indeed big

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How can glorified beggars claim to be big indeed? Your politicians are running round the world begging. Your citizens have elevated begging to an art. In all, you refused to address the elephant in the room--shameless begging by Nigerians. They will beg a corpse for money if unchecked.

The government should address the embarrassing begging culture of Nigerians. It is very shameful indeed. Too many beggar kings lounging in that country.

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She wants to stay in other people's USA and thrive but don't want other people to stay peacefully in her Lagos. Oh well...

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The sad reality is that if she is rescued, she and her family will still vote for their "brother". Good governance is never a factor.

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So they had to dress up as masquerades in the Enugu hot weather for this?

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Soludo is a coward. He should have made it 1 month lockdown. Why are they protesting when they embraced economic sabotage of the State? Then and again, what has Soludo done to resolve the insecurity ravaging the state?

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He is human na.

But the tailor that made that "coat" for him should face capital punishment.

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Nigeria is a very poor country managed on fictitious data.

N1 billion is only $680k.

Nigeria is struggling with $58 billion 2026 budget for a country of underreported 300 million documented and unknown citizens.



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CTee1:
Ever since I stopped gambling, my phone has been boring. What do you guys use your phones for? Mine is just Nairaland, TikTok, and YouTube. Am I missing something, or is my generation slowly going into exile?

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If your phone is not your primary or secondary source of income in this 2026, then you are as useless as one can get.

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Good one!

Let them stay home.

Abia, Imo, Enugu and Ebonyi are no longer observing it. He should have closed the market for 1 month. One week is not enough.

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Ezego Ihiala had more.
Maurice Ibekwe had more.
Joneb had more.

How did they end up? Who titles help?

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Jakumo:
It is not often that a Nigerian soldier is able to capture a firefight involving infantry, tanks and major firepower, so when this video clip arrived in my news feed, I had to share it on the Nairaland forum for the viewing pleasure of my fellow armchair generals in the house. If you listen carefully you will hear the whistle of incoming rounds whipping past the cameraman's head as he bravely records the chaotic firefight.

Sit back, and enjoy the fireworks, but while you see the brave men of the Nigerian army lock horns with a determined and well funded enemy, remember that this is no movie, and that when the smoke clears, a few Nigerian soldiers will have paid the ultimate price, and thus made the ultimate sacrifice for their fatherland.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0Mr3reisY0

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Define brave!

Going into war front with no ballistic gear nor helmet is outright stupidity. I was thinking you would point out how the lives of those soldiers are being exposed to silly risks.

I find this video hard to believe…Nollywood movie may be. Have you seen real battle live cameramen? You can sense the tension not these ones strolling like TChidi is somewhere shouting “Action!”

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I don’t even understand why people live in Awka. If you are from Anambra State, you are better off living in your village. There is no difference between the two except the toga of state capital.

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It is a popularity contest not a talent show.

The beautiful ladies among them can market their sexuality after the show and that fades after awhile.

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