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Fashion / Re: Cutting Of Tongue Into 2: Is This Fashion Or Mental Illness? (Graphic Photos) by invinzible1: 10:03pm On Jul 19, 2022
Okeneboiz:

Have you cut your tongue too bross?
Unwise fellow that lacks comprehension of simple sentence.
May your children not inherit your foolishness
Fashion / Re: Cutting Of Tongue Into 2: Is This Fashion Or Mental Illness? (Graphic Photos) by invinzible1: 10:01pm On Jul 19, 2022
Dave811:
So when are u experiment with your tongue?Mr. White

Use your tongue to count your teeth.

I believe you are still in your parents house
Fashion / Re: Cutting Of Tongue Into 2: Is This Fashion Or Mental Illness? (Graphic Photos) by invinzible1: 5:23pm On Jul 19, 2022
The whites love experimenting.

Unlike Africans we still struggle for basic food

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Sky Turns Green In South Dakota, USA ( Pics, Video) by invinzible1: 10:13am On Jul 12, 2022
AroOkigbo:

would have run
"had ran"
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Sky Turns Green In South Dakota, USA ( Pics, Video) by invinzible1: 5:53pm On Jul 09, 2022
LoL.. if it's in Nigeria many of us would have ran to religious places

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by invinzible1: 10:25am On Jun 19, 2022
TrebleChamp:
You will be here when fans start criticising Ten Hag, if result are not good enough. We all know the team need good players in various positions, the CEO just told fans that money is available. If he believe in the current squad and doesn't demand for players signing, he will be blamed if the team doesn't do well and will be sacked. I don't need a Yes Man Manager like Ole, i want to watch beautiful football with good result. And I don't think the current players can deliver that on a consistent level.

He's going to be critize by fans... Pep and Klop get that alot if things don't go their way.
Everyone is worried but these selling clubs and agent would want to play on the desperation of the club... I believe it's better to get the pay roll structure right and the kind of players that wants to come. De jong isn't that optimistic coming to United.....
Let's wait and see how things pan out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by invinzible1: 12:35am On Jun 19, 2022
TrebleChamp:
Yes i know, it's the board fault grin grin. But when will ETH speak out though?
Speak out... That what...
He's employers are not making funds available...lol
The way I see people here calling out ETH to speak out on what actually.
If you guys are in his position you won't throw your boss under the bus and cause rancour in the workplace. It's tensed already.
Glazers, the players and fans already knows
Politics / Re: Ekiti: Kolawole, Oyebanji win Polling Units by invinzible1: 6:38pm On Jun 18, 2022
Honor10:
I hope obituary candidates are learning.

Your likes and shares on Twitter takes you nowhere.

The election of Osun and Ekiti is important to Southwest and APC in 2023.

We have to make a statement with it.

Tinubu must have nothing less than 80% of Southwest votes in 2023.

You are more of a confused person if you don't know that PDP and APC are in trouble

Awa lo kan


BAT 2023
Politics / Re: I Will Always Hate This Country Says Man Who Lost His Parents In Ondo Massacre by invinzible1: 9:10am On Jun 06, 2022
Arrewa:
this killings is politically connected..
it's unfortunate that African politicians depends solely on "instigation strategy to send political message.

just because your presidential ambition was threaten... you've started the Fulani herdsmen killing campaign!!

without any concrete investigation they will
tell u that herdsmen are responsible for this attack... in fact their online urchins have already started. incase he lost the primaries!


a day to APC primaries, church attacked in ondo state, Fulani herdsmen blamed.. then Tinubu will have something to hold onto!

just yesterday I was having a discussion with a friend about Tinubu's outburst...

He told me to watch out, that if Tinubu didn't get the ticket... another Fulani herdsmen propaganda will start, and Here we are!!

this time it's no longer farmers!!

this time around they targeted worshipers!!
ethnic instigation is not working well, so they're now bringing religion onboard

We are watching... I only pity northeners still living in south at this critical time!!

Rip to those who lost their lives!!

You and your friend are daft

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by invinzible1: 4:48am On May 29, 2022
DannyFX2638:
I know you're hurt by my comment.. sorry oo grin
LoL.......... Far from it brother like I said your reply would be emotional rather logical..
Hala Madrid

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL Final (0 - 1) On 28th May 2022 by invinzible1: 10:48pm On May 28, 2022
DannyFX2638:
Ronaldo to the mud .. Mr champions league. he helped real Madrid carry champion leagues 3 times .. blah blah blah ..
Hope you'll can see the real Mr champions league on the field today

You talk like some one who has amnesia.
A Ronaldo that gives Madrid average of 9 goals in the champions league, that has the highest knockout goals and final goals for Madrid you use your cheap phone to spit rubbish without facts.
.I know your reply won't be based of statistics or fact but ordinary emotions which would determine your thinking process..lol

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Politics / Re: 2023: Aishatu Binani Defeats Ribadu, Ex-gov Bindow, Wins Adamawa APC Ticket by invinzible1: 9:44am On May 27, 2022
More of this.....
Even Ribadu no get weight

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Family / Re: I have Made a Terrible Mistake in Choice of Friend by invinzible1: 12:55pm On May 26, 2022
NUJABEZ:
Please, read and let me know what you think.

Three months ago during the nationwide blackout, in Lagos State, I went out to a bar late in the evening to chill. Not really a bar, but more like a neighborhood liquor store with outdoor seating.

While drinking, a conversation ensued with a man there. We got talking about what we do, and I shared with him that I am in tech, and I work primarily in marketing project management. The man expressed surprise at such a setup and we got talking. I took time to explain how everything worked and encouraged him to look into switching to tech. He asked for my phone number and I gave to him. We were at the bar until like 11pm. When I got up to walk home, he followed and walked me a few meters.

The next day, this dude asked if he could come around to my place so I can show him a few things about the work, I said okay, come on over. He did and would not stop gushing about how comfortable and conducive my place was, how it was the perfect setup for work. I showed him a few stats and websites on my computer, and he took his leave.

For the next few days, this man will call me several times in a day to "check up" on me. Asking me inane questions such as "have you eaten"? or "how is work going with you"? and "how are you feeling today" and all these unrequested and unwanted prayer and adulation. I found this quite off-putting. I didn't know this man that much and I did not really care for such displays of friendship. I started to distance myself from him.

What's happening now, is that this man, age 43 years old (I am 28 years), is trying all that he can to ingratiate himself into my life. First it started with him telling his life story, how his father is turning up the heat on him and will not allow him touch anything in the house. How he has been jobless for the last 13 years since he graduated with a degree in microbiology. I promised him that I will work with him to get him a job online that he can be doing. The key takeaway is that I did not promise to give him a job: I was going to work with him to get a job.

I might have made a mistake by telling him the specifics of my business, now he sees me like his savior, the one who will finally turn his life around, and he's been very presumptuous about it. He's been to my place a few times since the first occasion, and he's begun divvying up my living room, pointing to where he will setup his computer desk and chair, how he will cook for me, run my errands etc to learn my specific line of work. He's talked about how I will provide him with a laptop and modem (I do that for my employees). As an introverted person who needs a lot of personal space, this was quite shocking to me.

I've asked him to deploy whatever is in his arsenal to go for a four months training that will put him on a professional track, but no, he wants me to teach him, hold his hand, and whatnot. However, I absolutely do not do that -- I do not train people, I hire when I need help. At this time in my career, I'm very jealous with my time, and only spend it on core activities.

Where I have a problem is -- why would a 43 year old man be comfortable living in his father's house and not have a lick of professional experience sixteen years after graduation? To me, it shows a lack of drive or imagination. It is totally unacceptable to me. If he had been fifteen years younger, I would have considered, but honestly, that a 43 year old man will be so clueless is extremely annoying and is a huge red flag.

Why do some people think they can just start utilizing another person's resources (housing, time, knowledge) if they're friendly enough? Anyways, I've just texted him I can't see him anymore and instructed the gatekeeper to not let him again.

Absolutely no one can leach on me. It took me six years to build my skills and create the type of environment I want, and I'm not opening it for anyone to come in and use as they please.

Rant over.

As a introvert like me, the first mistake you did was bringing him into your personal space...
Moving forward tell him you have a project to deliver in the next couple of weeks and you would be very busy working remotely and most of the time not available.
Give him direction on how he can learn then maybe after a month of not seeing him you can set up a meeting outside your space to know his progress of what he can learn.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by invinzible1: 10:54am On May 20, 2022
CRISPRcas9:
HP pavilion 15 notebook for sale
8gb ram
1TB HDD
Core i3 4th gen
Good battery life
Location is Ayobo, Lagos state
Number-09043131123(WhatsApp only)
Price is 75k

Scammers, stay off!

60k
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Posting Her Ex Pictures On Her Whatsapp Status by invinzible1: 9:17pm On May 18, 2022
Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.

How old are you

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Politics / Re: Governor Tambuwal Declares 24-Hour Curfew In Sokoto by invinzible1: 8:36pm On May 14, 2022
Pierced:
I don't justified the killing of the Christian girl by fanatics Muslims......but she was wrong.....she shouldn't av called the teachings or saying of the prophet rubbish........knowing she is in a public group dominated by Muslims.

I am a Christian and an Igbo girl.....that sells stuffs at mile 12 market in Lagos ( a Hausa/Fulani dominated market.......95 percent consists of northerners.........while the remaining 5 percent consists of other tribes).

During the Muslim fast...........I usually eat in my shop.......and my nothern neighbours usually see me.......and they will be like "ba hajjimi" (meaning no fasting). I am always like no fasting oooooo......with a smile on my face.....and they will be like it's not good ooooo......that I should be fasting.....that fasting is good.....and I will be like no problem.....I have heard. Meanwhile in my mind I will be like because u people are fasting.....the whole world must fast with u......mtchew.

Another experience was yesterday when I wore a sleeveless knee length gown to the market......they saw me and said that I was naked was wearing clothes........I laughed and told them that I was only wearing pants and bra and that they should remove their eyes from my body so I won't make them sin

My point is in an environment u are the minority......be mindful of ur actions and utterances.


No justification at all should warrant another person to take another's life.
Both religion has said a lot of things Against the traditional religion yet traditionalist hasn't taken it upon themselves to defend their religion by killing people.
Wether she said it in front of Muslim doesn't warrant her death.
There's no but in her death
Programming / Re: Alx africa vs Udemy ? by invinzible1: 9:21am On May 14, 2022
gbigbega:
A 14hours a day or even 7hours a day, every day program training is another way to say 'you will never be able to program'- it is intimidating and unrealistic. Trust me most student will drop out in 1 month. Programming requires few mins or hours of learning and several hours of practice. Alx program doesn't seem to have been designed by Africans because they seem to forgot that hardly do any African have 14hours of power supply or data in one day.
If their plan is to program for few minutes and practice for hours, then it's a good idea but maybe not 14hours at a time. Udemy will be self paced and not take forever to learn.
The Udemy course you purchase will not teach you everything but will give you a good knowledge and also show you the next step. You may need to buy more videos later or follow YouTube channels that will train you.

I teach comprehensive Python on YouTube. Check out my channel and subscribe as a I had more videos. Check it out here

https://youtube.com/channel/UCzHMkO49tdkU9jYWXcPhBTQ


Thank you... Just subscribed
Please I would love to know if you are going to touch Python for Data science or just for web development.
I'm going into Data science
Romance / Re: �� by invinzible1: 8:20am On May 11, 2022
Go sponsor a guy that really needs it... You see the signs clearly you still want to deny it.

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Crime / Re: Please She Said I Raped Her But I Didn't Do It Now She Is Threatening Me by invinzible1: 7:14pm On Apr 04, 2022
Only if you were wiser. Immediately a lady says No or Stop even if she's the one who initiated it.
Gently leave her and never bring up the topic again, even if she's trying to talk about it.
Just this silly mistake of yours can cost you your future.
Jeezz why are guys not wise. Haven't you read where guys spend up to 25 years in prison because of false accusations by ladies.
Yes you maybe be innocent but the wasted years can't be recovered.

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Family / Re: Is N50,000 Monthly Enough Feeding Allowance For A Family Of 3? by invinzible1: 10:18pm On Mar 29, 2022
maasoap:


Firstly, 50k naira is not equivalent of 10 dollars. You need to beat up your Maths teachers.
Secondly, He doesn't give just 50k monthly and stops at that, he buys stuffs too.
.
After he beats up his Math teacher, his father needs to beat him for not searching for knowledge elsewhere.
If I were his father though I will use him for money ritual to train other kids

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Romance / Re: Why Did Your Last Relationship End?? by invinzible1: 7:01pm On Mar 20, 2022
Caleycashh:
well I know most women prefer men who use there heads than men who are realistic, reason why I don't pity them when they're being dumped, according to research most realistic and true lovers are temperamental people in nature, you are the one that added highly temperamental people, those ones are maniacs with mental disorders, I didn't mention that!
Alright
Romance / Re: Why Did Your Last Relationship End?? by invinzible1: 2:37pm On Mar 20, 2022
Caleycashh:
People who are temperamental are most loving and realistic people ever, just don't do what they don't like... the ones that are calm and not temperamental are the most cunning and cheating people ever!

Really how did you come up with your conclusion, how many people have you sample from a chosen population.. 10, 100, 10,000, 100,000..
Do you have a concrete prove. Why are we like this in this continent making irrational conclusion when we have not understudied an unbiased population side.
Is it not funny to to say highly temperamental people are most loving and caring... Jeez
I'm shocked

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Romance / Re: What's The Biggest Red Flag You Ever Spotted At The Start Of A New Relationship? by invinzible1: 6:57pm On Mar 14, 2022
Atimjessy:
He kept over-pricing everything like a stingy man.

That's why your brother is caging you. Midteen already following bmann undecided undecided embarassed
Properties / Re: Roomself Contain For Rent In Osapa London ...600k Rent 09064991071 by invinzible1: 8:42pm On Mar 09, 2022
Danibonk:
You mean for one room grin grin
Half room shocked
Agriculture / Re: Agriculture by invinzible1: 8:35pm On Mar 03, 2022
Geograta:
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WE DELIVER NATIONWIDE
CONTACT/WHATSAPP
(+2349024848450)

LOCATION
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Boar and Kalahari goats are breed from South
Africa
They're popular among other goats in terms of meat productions,they also produce milk highly, but mostly suitable for meat production.They are very fast growing goat breed and for this reason they are very suitable and most of the farmers prefer them for commercial goat farming purpose.
Boar goats have a very high fertility rates compare to other goat breeds.An adult male boar weighs about 110kg to 135kg, while an adult female boar weighs about 90kg to 100kg
Boar and Kalahari goats generally consume same feed as the other regular domestic goats,they also feed on leaves from trees,corns,green grasses and some other supplementary feeds


Big time scammer taking pictures from olist. Lol
Agriculture / Re: Urgent Sales!!! by invinzible1: 8:34pm On Mar 03, 2022
Can you lease the poultry farm
Computers / Re: Post Your Laptop Problems And Get Solution by invinzible1: 9:01pm On Jan 23, 2022
Efeticollins:

Make a video and send it to me on whats app. 08187469738
Okay
Computers / Re: Post Your Laptop Problems And Get Solution by invinzible1: 8:53pm On Jan 23, 2022
Efeticollins:

Does it boot to desktop at all?
Just once
Computers / Re: Post Your Laptop Problems And Get Solution by invinzible1: 1:31pm On Jan 20, 2022
Efeticollins:
Everybody feel free to post your laptop problems and i will give you solution to the best of my ability.


Good afternoon...
My system just started restarting itself, Everytime... What could be the problem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by invinzible1: 8:28pm On Jan 15, 2022
Trevor012:

Effect of ogogoro in action cheesy cheesy

Guy, I don advise you finish, you fit go blind o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by invinzible1: 8:22pm On Jan 15, 2022
Trevor012:

This one don drink ogogoro cheesy cheesy

Na you drink ogogoro... Your likes even make them give you expo for life you go still fail.
Guy go fix your eyes you no dy see tv well at this your age...

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