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Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 4:10pm On Dec 11, 2021
EmperorTolson:

Mumu man, we're not in English class.
If we're in English class, those jargons you wrote are incorrect.
School is not for you. You're probably a street beggar.
Bye bye

LoL. See OAU graduate saying we are not in English class. Woe unto you
Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 6:03am On Dec 11, 2021
EmperorTolson:

You're so dump
If you write OAU putme a million times, you'll never pass talkless of being admitted.
I can only imagine your bitterness.
When two dump people marry each other, you're the product.
It's "not talkless" that's poor English, I believe you skip English classes probably you couldn't comprehend what your lecturer was saying. you have further buttress my point of OAU and past glory, bro you gat to be wiser.
I dy here for you
Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 10:34pm On Dec 10, 2021
EmperorTolson:

Arguing with you will make us two.
Enjoy your insanity to the fullest.

It was because of your insanity you quoted me. Worry not your last born won't inherit your foolishness, I hope so though.
Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 8:31pm On Dec 10, 2021
EmperorTolson:

What's immature secondary school student doing in this platform?
What class are you?
Guessing you'd be in the same class with my last born.
Prove me wrong.

Nope I'm not going to prove you right. Congratulations to your last born but it's so unfortunate his sperm donor lack cognitive reasoning anyways that's what deadbeat dad do.
Enjoy deadbeat dad hope your child will not take over you.
Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 7:32pm On Dec 10, 2021
EmperorTolson:

Good for you

Bad for you
Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 3:33pm On Dec 10, 2021
shigishege:
mumu while you can't get admission there

Because they were on 1 Year strike then.. lol.
Truth is bitter, they need to sit up, you that got admission there congratulations you have made heaven
Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 3:30pm On Dec 10, 2021
EmperorTolson:

Which glory are you living on?
Human being and bad mouth.

On your glory.. even though it's a lower version
Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 3:29pm On Dec 10, 2021
EmperorTolson:

Which glory are you living on?
Human being and bad mouth.

On your glory
Education / Re: OAU Holds 45th Convocation (Live Updates) by invinzible1: 11:18am On Dec 10, 2021
OAU..... Living in past glory.


Congratulations to the graduands

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Nairaland / General / Re: The King Cobra I Killed. by invinzible1: 11:15am On Dec 10, 2021
You have made Lalas December detty

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Programming / Re: Learning To Code Is Hard!!!! by invinzible1: 9:46am On Dec 09, 2021
Ayinke93:


This is plain facts. Even senior devs still spend crazy amount of time in front of their computers. Remove the very good pay, programming is serious manual labor.

Mental labor

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Car Talk / Re: How Are Preparing For Subsidy Removal? by invinzible1: 6:47am On Dec 09, 2021
taylormed2:

America
Finland
Israel
Denmark
Norway
Italy
France
Hong Kong
The list goes on. Price of fuel in Nigeria is amongst the cheapest in the world rn.
Have you asked yourself the purchasing power of those countries.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by invinzible1: 9:29pm On Dec 07, 2021
Illimitable:


It’s because your nuisance value is starting to stink up the whole place.

Why don’t you emulate the intelligent ones in your thread and keep your stupidity to a minimum? All you do everyday is come here and pollute it with meaningless bants that doesn’t advance any logical or intellectual discourse.

Why are you so determined to be famous by being foolish? I am going to post the evidence you are desperate to see and I hope, for everyone concerned, you can take your stupidity back to where you crawled out from.

You shouldn't have drop the source, let him believe what he chooses to believe it's choice. When people argue blindly without clarity and sound mind you just let them be, that's one of the limitations of a black man, most especially a Nigerian black man. LoL just let him be confidently foolish in his stupidity this is a reflection of how he has lived is life and how he's living currently.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by invinzible1: 9:25pm On Dec 07, 2021
BikeMan:
When you make a statement like this, you will need to drop your reliable source.
Well I have told you that you should use Google, if that's not enough for you so be it.
It doesn't change anything if you believe or not. You got a phone and internet use it to get the necessary information you desire

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by invinzible1: 7:33pm On Dec 07, 2021
BikeMan:
What year was this? cheesy
In February, Chelsea gave him a four months contract he refused before they went for Tuchel. He said it himself in one of his interview.
Google is your friend

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by invinzible1: 8:04pm On Dec 06, 2021
Angelfrost:


The guy analysis just dey make me laugh! grin

I sense he even wanted United to lose, he sounds pained that they pulled a win.

Rangnick has started well, tho I won't get all hopes up till at least 5 games... Remember how Ole started on a brilliant winning run!

I personally would love to see what he does with players like VDB, Lingard, Diallo, Elanga, and Martial... He has the tools, but how he transforms them into a disciplined lethal force of pure footballing team remains the challenge of the season!... Already, I have to concede that Fred is already showing the pristine quality we saw in his former club, and also makes him a constant starter for his country.

However, Ronaldo might have to be dropped eventually! I see no two ways about it. tongue

Sooner or later Ronaldo would be drop. It's funny seeing Ronaldo fall down easily when not be chased. Chai old age don catch baba o.
I think Fred is the only player that has given everything for the coaches he has played under. The past two games has shown he could be a better player
One game is too soon to be happy. The difference between Ralf and Ole is the clarity of how they want to play. It's left for the players to give their Best to see that they key Into the vision, long way to go though but the ball recovery rate in the first half was awesome.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by invinzible1: 5:40pm On Dec 05, 2021
Uzomarrr123:

Don’t worry, everyone is claiming it just ONE TRAINING SESSION

We go soon hear UPDATE

Time will tell

You are well known over here. You watch football with a biased mindset and very poor one, you want him to perform magic overnight.

Na your type wey no dy celebrate friend success, na your type dy commonize success of your friend. LoL better make Dem run from you ooo.
Even Angelfrost wey no like man UTD dy analyze match with sound and clear mind.
Na you go criticise if to say Dem lose the match

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by invinzible1: 5:08pm On Dec 05, 2021
BoomBucks:


I don't do sentiment. United played well, dominated and deserved to win. However, they gassed towards the 60th minute and quite rightly so because they are not used to the pressing game. That will come with time.

That said, City will 100% dominate this united team without stress...They(City) may end up losing of course but they will dominate because they have a better team and a better coach.

Crystal palace defeated Man city but City are top of the league and looking like a moving train.

Ragnick did well, Congratulations to Manutd!!!

Just one game one training you are already talking about City dominating against the new coach.

Allow the guy rest na.
If he had lost the game I wonder what you could have said

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by invinzible1: 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2021
Uzomarrr123:
The only way …I will respect this man United new coach is if he should come out after the match during post match interview and admit

“Today’s game was poor and they need to improve”

Any man United fan watching this game should be worried regardless if they win today , this is not the reason and kind of football man United fans wanna see after sacking ole


Taaaa, did you watch the game. How do you watch how coordinate and calm they were, while possessing the ball, because of their high pressing Crystal palace lost possession of the ball couple of times.
You want the man to start delivering with just one training session. They played far better this season today

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 4th December 2021 by invinzible1: 4:55pm On Dec 04, 2021
Angelfrost:



That score line is not sustainable for either team... Something must give.

When last did Liverpool play a goalless draw?!! Out of the question.

A lot is at stake tonight!!!

Not much is at stake

The league is still wide open among the three top team.
Meanwhile your team lost earlier today
Romance / Re: Ladies, Tell Us The Unthinkable Thing A Guy Has Done To Get Ur Attention. by invinzible1: 6:21pm On Dec 01, 2021
Heartdanny:
I could remember I was in SS1 then there is this boy in my neighborhood SS1 also that have been disturbing me so I promise to come to their house just to let him go becomes people are beginning to look at us. Well I didn't not go, in the night of the same day we started hearing serious noise/ fight in their compound.

They were beating him cos he stole a chicken, fried it and was waiting for a girls visit (me).
I come de pray for my mind make this boy no call the name of the girl he waited for cos if he call am it means na die for me my brothers go kill me.

Lol those days who give you liver to stand with a boy not to talk of going to a boy's house.
Chai... You didn't even get to know him afterwards
Romance / Re: Ladies, Tell Us The Unthinkable Thing A Guy Has Done To Get Ur Attention. by invinzible1: 6:08pm On Dec 01, 2021
lavamaestro:
Followed me from oshodi to Iyana Ipaja. Poured a market woman's wares and paid double for it just to collect my number. Las las, the effort was useless as he just stopped talking to me after our first date. Said he can't deal with a woman that has a lot of male attention.
He made a wise decision

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Could This Job Of N130k Weekly Payment Be Real? by invinzible1: 8:02pm On Nov 26, 2021
ifytrik:
So a friend of mine who is based in Lagos state called me few weeks back and was telling about how he is earning 225$ per week working for a foreign company in Lagos, I converted the money to naira and it was almost 130thousand naira per week shocked

I asked him if there is vacancy in the company so I will apply and he said he will do something about it, he called me yesterday and said there is vacant for two workers and he has already collected one form for me, he said I should prepare myself make sure i come over to lagos between today (Friday 26th Nov 2021) to(Monday 29th Nov 2021)

He said the registration fee is 450thound naira, and I must come with the money, he also said if I fail to come before or on Tuesday morning next week then they will give the job to someone else.

Nairalanders based in Lagos state please help a brother, I don't want to be scammed, do you know of such company? Could this be real or another mmm?

How old are you.
You call him a friend, you really don't know the meaning of being a friend.
Chai lemme not call you foolish for thinking about this or even asking a question when you know it's a lie

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Career / Re: I Need Your Candid Advise On Career Choice. by invinzible1: 5:21pm On Nov 16, 2021
chukwuma0000:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please I need your help in choosing a career for myself but it seems very hard figuring out on one particular thing to do with my life.

I studied marketing which I love in one of the prestigious polytechnic in the eastern part of Nigeria and waiting to be mobilized for Nysc.

I don't have any hard skill at the moment but am yet to enrol for any computer skills in high demand, like Graphic Design, Software development, Video editing (One after the other) as well as going for Digital marketing and any other skills you can suggest i go for.

What do I do with these aforementioned skills?

Most often, too busy thinking about innovations to come up with that have never been in existence.

Am passionate about handling Leadership positions which I would do well. having handled several positions when I was in school, am a kind of person that dislikes disorderliness ,hate to see the poor oppressed in the society, political crisis in the country that most at times eats me up as if my life depends on it.

To sum it all, am a problem solver when it comes to leadership problems in organizations.

The hardest thing here is figuring out the right career path.

Please help me!
I need somebody to coach me.
Polytechnic in the east prestigious.... Funny you it seems realistic has not dawn on you.
Better go and learn web development and digital marketing

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Romance / Re: Introvert Vs Extrovert, Who Will You Date? by invinzible1: 12:05pm On Nov 11, 2021
sisisioge:


There are text available everywhere to read on this. Even the introverts and extroverts have % attributes in them. Sometimes, there are gray areas.

Yeah there are text. They are also text that's says one can't be in the middle.
Even most people quoting on this thread don't know exactly where they fall into, many haven't taken test to validate to an extent where they belong.
Romance / Re: Introvert Vs Extrovert, Who Will You Date? by invinzible1: 11:22am On Nov 11, 2021
sisisioge:


Oga smartie....the test is on the internet for anyone interested to take. It's not enough that your mind is limited, you mouth had to be nasty? May God help you.

Be calming down o.

But I really doubt that there are hybrids. It's either intro or extro
Romance / Re: How Beautiful Am I? by invinzible1: 6:55am On Nov 09, 2021
mamagee3:

Shut up!

You that stated a non existent player outshadowed the man that scored a brace in one match...

No brainer!
Werey it's too early

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Romance / Re: How Beautiful Am I? by invinzible1: 6:35am On Nov 09, 2021
mamagee3:
Hi all, how beautiful am I?

Please comment...refer to profile photo if you need to. tongue

Good this is the kind of thread you are known for. Just stick with it and not football.. your brain can't figure out what work rate means.

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Education / Re: My Friends Abuse Me Because I'm Schooling... by invinzible1: 8:18am On Nov 04, 2021
tunjilee003:
Most of my friends who are not schooling are into fraud, while chatting with them, they will always tell me i'm wasting my time and resources.... This always make me depressed.... I'm tired and don't know what to do....
You call those ones friends... You seem not to understand the definition of Friendship.
Keep seeing them as your friend while you dig your grave

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by invinzible1: 12:18am On Nov 03, 2021
mamagee3:

You state work rate but you skipped over goals scored and shots on target which shows that you don’t know what match stats means.

So in that case you lack comprehension and knowledge.

And secondly, you gave a vague input stating Bailey outshone Ronaldo without stating which aspect he outperformed Ronaldo which also shows that you either didn’t watch the match or you slept through the entire match.

So in all angles, you still sound ridiculous... undecided

Go back and read what you wrote gently...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by invinzible1: 12:17am On Nov 03, 2021
Messi will play to 40.[/quote]
Maybe or Maybe not.
But not in Europe
Maybe Newell's old boys in Argentina or America.
But Cr7 can still be in Europe or America.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atalanta Vs Manchester United - UCL - 2 - 2 (Full Time) by invinzible1: 12:09am On Nov 03, 2021
mamagee3:

Dumbo!

We don’t rate the man of the match based on supposed work rate.

We rate based on the match stats such as shots on target, goals scored, passes completed and assists.

And Baily’s match stats shows his performance wasn’t that great

I just gave you that little information for free. tongue


What do you understand by Work rate... grin
When I say stick to the thread you know best.
You lack comprehension grin

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