redsun:

I can't stop laughing.Wetin be that?That is d result of hand work of men like obasanjo,they use suffer to dabaru nigerians senses.

True, it was obasanjo that actually called them on phone to go to the beach and 'chop'. Your brain is warped!

tosag:

Am not surprised. Nigeria is a failed state. Our dear 9ja and Somalia are now in the same league.

Thats true, our diasporeans are not helping matters as well, add these evils to the one you saw.
419
robbery
credit card scam
kidnapping
bombing planes
drug trafficking
acting blue film
car jacking
fake marriage
its a failed state alright. You are all failures in Nigeria and outside.

ajadudu:

Una no see the man with walking stick and the girl floating in the background without leg! LOL 

Your eyes are only seeing what it wants to see, next time you see GJ, look at his poster and you will see the spots of chicken pox on his face. Or look up Dangote from wikipedia and see the jaundice that disfigured his jaw line. Its a free world.

becomrich4:

Se olodo ni gbogbo yi ni. Mo ni ki ebo si benin republic. se ojo laso ni whale fi ku si bi to ku si ni. Olodo ni gbogbo yi. ebo si benin republic. ni gba to si pe ki elo si ile iwe. ebo si benin republic. ki ni ko se lo pe whale yi.
You people would all turn to mend or cracy.

And, what has this got to do with the price of fish?
Dunno who keeps computers in psychiatric hospitals.

phreakabit:

I better run go open baba lawo office sharply,make i take hamma untop thier head.

Hahahahahaha, see poverty thinking in action, are you this poor? And you dey yab those of us chopping free meat. Your type will tell people their solution is to find a hunchback tortoise or present a virgin for you to service.

buzugee:

you speak the truth ruth

where my nicca invisible go ? holla at ya fam

Chopping whale meat, cant you see the dont disturb sign on the door?

buzugee:

why do you keep bringing white man into this equation ? do you have some kinda complex about white people ? our roots ? what roots ? so you are saying your roots is running up to dead animals on the beach and then carving it up and taking it home to cook ? this is your root ? what part of nigeria are you from again ? so i will make a conscious effort not to step into that part of nigeria.

No, all am saying is that our roots have very proud men who will not go licking any nyash just because it is white. I come from the part in Nigeria where we killed the first white man that came there and hung his bicycle on a tree!

buzugee:

you can keep the free meat. holla at me when you get coronary artery disease or gout. when i was in naija one my friends papa had gout cuz he ate too much meat i digress, so what is this pre-occupation with meat all you africans have ? thats why you guys get kpari like say you dey use ya mouth to bench press hummer truck everyday. well developed mandibular mozzu too much meat.

Tatafo! Wetin concern you? People chop whale meat and are sleeping pretty in small houses and you are getting a heart attack over the non issue because your white friends thinks its bad, yet they eat lizards and maggots, live worms. They kill more animals by game shooting (hunting) you will never see any good thing about naija and you can go on being a fourth class citizen all you like.

buzugee:

you miss the point. the issue is not one of vegetarianism (which i am not ), or whatever it is you vomited up there in your post. the issue is one of civility, this is an issue of class, this is an issue of common-sense, this is an issue of human dignity, this is an issue of self respect.

This is an issue of freedom, an issue of choice, an issue of not being too naive as to forget your roots. What is classy about insisting people behave the way you do, what is self respecting as a peron who chooses to take his meat from the ocean and not from an expensive, stupid restaurant, what type of common sense teaches you to view a peoples way of life with a white mans biased microscope. One animal reporter with a white skin even wrote in page one of this thread that we import our meat from europe! Imagine the concombility! What arrant nonsense!

ferdiii:

Nigerians abroad dey miss sth here--rotten whale

Thats why they are so annoyed about missing the free meat.

Chai! This is crazy, they said the communications masts around the area are all fallen as a result of the quake and most phones are out of network. This is crazy really.

The story is true! A friend just phoned to confirm it. He says their shops are all closed and ash covered most of the neighboring community, I will call others around the area.

buzugee:

primitive archaic stone age and barbaric mindset. i believe this is a class issue not a poverty issue. i dont care how hungry i am, i am not eating a dead whale, a dead racoon hit by a car, or anything of that nature. hell, i am trying to be a vegetarian as it is, if not for the occasional beef. some humans are just gross like that. nasty people.
and i say this is not really a poverty issue but a greed issue. free meat, whoahhhhhhh lets quickly grab it and cut slices for ourselves. eewwwwwww

I understand your point, as a vegetarian, you dont know the sweetness of meat, talkless of whale meat. What are you doing here in the first place? Why not run away and eat some grass, some lawns needs to be mowed. Thats what happens when people are led by the nose and adopts every little change oyibo people make. Next thing they will tell you not to shait and you will be going around carrying your poo poo in your stomach. I pity you because your fartings go worse pass atomic bomb!

na2day!:

I love delicacies too, infact, i've eaten whale, shark, frogs as delicacies in an oriental restaurant before, but to descend low and be cutting a rotten carcass by the beach because its free!  
Poverty and long throat no go kill una!

I hate hypocrisy with a passion, just because this whale turned up free of charge for us to eat and you are annoyed because you paid good money to eat your own whale?
Na bad belle go kill you.

guddsid:

why don't you dress like the ancestors too ,  , "ancestorman" lol , please lets stop fooling ourselves with this pro-africanism crap . acting civilized doesn't mean you hate being black and being a bushman doesn't mean you love being black . the world is changing every day , catch up with it or get lost . why are you even using the computer anyway ?? or ancestors didn't use them . 

Continue to decieve yourself, just do your follow follow enter grave. A civilization that will stop my freedom to enjoy free meat like it was in the olden days is despicable.

phreakabit:



Dude that was either Fear Factor or Real Man or Chicken? and those are Reality TV shows, meaning those guys get paid to do that, theres nothing wrong in eating Whales, The Japanese almost rendered them extinct. What i find wrong is the fact that this is the second or third time this droppings is repeating itself here. I bet you if this happened in Ghana Angola or SA (at least for Black Africans those are our main competitors) the story would be different, SMH @ this really.

White lie! It was not fear factor. This was a club of men and women who cooked and were eating maggots, worms, .penis of many animals, cockroaches and scorpions all displayed on a banquet table for the members to eat, there was no black man there. All we do on this forum is to condemn everything Nigerian and wish we become whites. It can never happen, be proud of who you are.

Odunnu:

Hmmm! Na wa o!!
I'l make enquiries and confirm or refute ths.
Hmmm,then I should really be scared of him. Wondering why he hasnt as much as made a pass at me. About the smoking part,I heard,honestly i'v never seen but it cant be as bad as you paint it

Chime doesnt only smoke, he drinks very heavily, his house in udi is a party ground for big boys and young girls every weekend he comes back. He may not make a pass at you if he knows you well, recruitment of girls is done by his younger brother, the one that uses a bulletproof jeep.

phreakabit:

Things like this sometimes make me resent being African,not Black, but African! This is what makes the Western world and even "those" upcoming Hispanic,Asian and even black Americans look down on us,  We sometimes act like animals,and to think that they where actually young guys in LAGOS for God sake!!!

You can despice being a black man all you like, but you can never become white either, so deal with it. Be a 'real' African and eat what your ancestors ate of be a laughable caricature of a cross-bred white/black/hispanic/yellow skin/arab creature. You are a confused specie!

guddsid:

best post so far . na wa my brother . the next thing go be rat and cockroach soup

There was this programme I watched in National Geographic, white men were eating live worms, millipede, spiders, rat pe.ni.is, tarantulas, houseflies and yes, cockroaches, you have been brainwashed to believe they are better than you. Poor black man!

gyde:

Chai!,these people aren't even afraid of food poisoning!

Dont cry for me if I die.

guddsid:

bush people  

Township people.

Ileke-IdI:

I've ate snake \. We caught it on our farm, best day ever! It was actually good, ate it with ogbona and iyan

Nothing beats the aroma of a well cooked, garnished snake. The taste is in a class of its own. Now let me go and monitor these guys before they short my ration, see more guys coming into the backyard! All the pretenders to whale meat should go and rest.

Odunnu:

I'm hearing reading this for the first time. Are you sure? Even with his lovely new wife around? Are you just trying to talk?
Oh well,he doesnt strike me as a ladies man o!

No need to mention names, his brother (who usually pays the checks to the girls after the banging) introduced a new dimention to the whole mess last week, he is now refusing to pay any girl who doesnt sleep with him after sleeping with the governor!
A petition written by Ken Onoh (last son of CC Onoh) stated in a paragraph that the governor stops work by 3pm, then from then till night, he is checking out secondary school girls panties and brazier sizes right inside his office. Ken Onoh was immediately arrested after that petition and slammed with fraud cases.

I will eat a dead or living whale or elephant anyday, we are eating a big snake for fun this morning (wish I can upload pictures of the 2 meter snake) we killed it around 11pm yesterday on our way back from a party. See as my guys here are waiting for the rare delicacy.
The fact is that we are all tired of beef, I have more than ten kilos of assorted beef, chicken and goat in the freezer but we need the rare,occasional bushmeat and big snakes, whales and elephants will fill that need. Hang yourself if you dont like what am saying.

Nsiman:

With reference to a finding by an agency in nigeria and discovery on how oil companies rip-off nigeria, what exactly is the figure of crude oil each oil company operating in nigeria produce daily? Take for instance, mobil producin nigeria, some people say they produce 600,000 bpd, others say 960,000 bpd, but 1999 mobil's report puts it over 1,000,000 bpd. And nigeria's opec quarter is about 2.2m bpd. Which is the truth?

Am not sure about other oil companies but am sure Mobil produces about 236.9 billion barrels per day!

Which poverty? When oyibo arm themselves with deadly guns and invade a community of deers, bucks and antelopes, when they take aim and shoot every duck out of the skies in the game hunting, you guys clap for them. And when Nigerians eat a dead whale, its barbaric and caused by poverty?
Hisssssssssssssssss

Sullivan tried, but we need a performer, a hard worker who will turn the state around while keeping the peace. Sullivan loves women too much, he dey nyash girls like person dey drink water. A lively guy whose pee wee is always standing at attention (ask Esut girls) . Now, what is holding the completion of
The housing project at Alulu Nike.
Esut university.
Ninth mile bypass.
Udi-Oji river road.
Spare parts market at Nsude.
Nara-Nomeh-Nenwe road.
Refuse dumps are growing again.
The traffic control lights are dead (Abakaliki road).
Akwata-coal camp death trap.
The big crater between radio nigeria road and state CID.
Lots more to come.
All he did well was to repair the township roads.

There is nothing good happening in Nigeria, especially if you walk around lazily waiting for the govt to do everything for you. If you are intelligent and hardworking, Nigeria is a paradise of peace.

Dayo, you may try justifying doing smelly jobs all you can, Nobody has ever prayed to leave his country and go poo hunting abroad all in the name of making money. It is caused by serious bad condition. I value my personality and will choose what I want to do, Better to pick the hard, lucrative jobs while I pay less fortunate, unskilled ones to pack my poo.
My point is that until a white man come here to beg to do my laundry and I pay him Naira, I will not go begging to do menial jobs there. Renting one's wife just to collect green card is the ultimate lunacy.

dayokanu:

If cab drivers and road sweepers earn that much money in Naija, I bet many wont travel out.

If those LAWMA women that sweep the road in lagos can afford to send the amount their colleagues in America send home monthly, support their family financially and build houses in Village. Then people would take up cab driving, road sweeping etc in Nigeria.

Why do the same work and earn far less

What type of money will you earn and sleep well at night when you know you cannot tell your kids you pimped out their mum to Mr. Parker to service her 'workshop' with a pink dkk?