₦airaland Forum

And to think this my thread attracted the creme de la cream of Nairaland celebrities amazed me,
I was surprised to read views from Debosky, Dayokanu among other heavyweights. Una welcome jare, dont mind those cursing me, by the time I welcome them here with enough African goodies, they will know am not talking to spite them or annoy them, if they do honest business. I love honesty, I dont condone crookery.

Guys, dont take me too seriously, I only want materials for the next chapter in my book, it has to do with diasporean crooks, the facts I gave are not too far from the truth. Feel free to ignore this if you do honest business abroad. For those thinking they are doing too well in another mans land, na one day your eye will open. Take small steps to return, Nigeria is not as bad as you make us believe.

I will be back, meanwhile make I go relax, I will first settle to a gallon of chilling fresh palm wine brought down ten minutes ago from a fresh palm tree. There is an assortment of bush meat here in front of me, well cooked, fried and garnished bush meat then there is this wonderful, young , BUSTY,African queen waiting in my hideout, calling me since 2 hours ago, telling me she finished the edikaikong soup with enough mangala fish, orisirisi, meat and amala! Who says I will ever leave naija? Never ever.

Abrantie:
I like this OP, invisible man. He spits truth.

You are welcome palsy.

9jauk:
INVISIBLE must be a retard, u are the same person seeking advice for work permit oluwole papers .

I made enquiries back then about travelling and never mentioned oluwole papers. that was before I realized its a waste of money. I am sitting pretty here, give me your account details make I send you some dollars (joking sha) Am having the fun of my life here on this thread!

seye4nii:
na molueeee i enter,,,,,my broda invisible

I can now understand, next time try okada, e do take you through the desert

guddsid:
on the NL home page it says 80% when i clicked on the link i found out that an extra 5% was added to the 80% lol . why now  

see me see wahala o! Na me post am for homepage? Take out your frustrations elswhere jare, or jump into the nearest river, we wont miss you!

seye4nii:
The poster is jealous of you guys in diaspora, stop taking away their girls when next you visit Nigeria



HE HASNT SEEN NOTHING YET, BYZ2MEN AR COMING DOWN FOR XMASS TAKE AWAY MR INVISIBLE U BETTER KEEP YR WOMAN INSIDE,,,,

Them no fit, which girl go like to live with crooks (apologies if you are not)

seye4nii:
mr invisible u can still come 2 america without a visa all u need 2 do ask one of yr famileek to rap u inside ghana must go, and check u in on acompany to any available fligth to n?yk b4 u know u ar in yannnnky heheheheh??

Na so them take comot you? sorry o

Gamine:
85% of Nigerians ANYWHERE will swindle you, given the chance. Simples.

Dont mind them, they are now playing Mr clean. Una sins will find you out.

OvieE:
Mr. Invisible is still emotionally unstable for being denied VISA so he decided to use his anger/frustration against Nigerians abroad. And I asked, who is doing the jobs in Nigeria that you claim we do in abroad? ANSWER THAT QUESTION.

Me denied visa, you wish! I will never go to any embassy.

lite5:
The poster is jealous of you guys in diaspora, stop taking away their girls when next you visit Nigeria

How much them get na? Flashing a few dollars and running away.

See bad belle o? Instead of praising the Nigerian man for his sxual prowess, you people are looking for every opportunity to make his kiniko limp? Why shouldnt they enjoy like other animals, how many lionesses does a strong lion have in his bedroom, sorry bush?

Dr Know:
@poster
Before you give this 85% statistics, you should first blame yourself for your laziness and failure in life. This unprovoked attack on the hardworking majority of honest Nigerians who decided to migrate to face whatever hardships that they might face rather sit down at their comfort zone waiting for non existing job positions. They decided not to remain docile like you who prefer to sit in one place and wait for miracles to happen. I will be surprised  if your situation is not one of two things; its either you a deportee due to your own nefarious activities while you were there; or it could be you have applied for visa times without number and got refused due to your recklessness in telling unbelievable lies purporting to be what you are not. I could understand your bitterness towards those living abroad is born out of jealousy, but you will continue to be the failure you have always been if you don't stop depending on your mum for feeding money. By the way how far about the kindergarten novel you claimed to have been writing for five years? Have you been to page five yet?

All this rant just because I hit you with the truth? Oh, I forgot truth is bitter enjoy your life of crime and frustrations. You will one day come back and I employ you as my shoe shine boy (better learn the job over there)
Congratulations! you learnt I am writing a book, how do you like my excerpts? Its on the 60th page and this diaspora thingy will make the next chapter. Save some dollars to buy a copy because it aint gonna be cheap dude!

I wonder at topic, is there anything to prove that animals that were transported in cars (with seat belt) tastes better than those that rode okada upside down?

fyneguy:
Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

We are waiting ooooooo

I can understand your desperation for nex to help you recover your money that is lost in this scam. Nsiman told me you lost over a million naira in this 419? Sorry, God will console you, just dont take to robbing banks after this one. Greed kills.

ada24:
yawn, another naija v Diaspora topic

i mean really can't people just live their life and stop thinking one place is better than the other. If you think Nigeria is the best thing since sliced bread then say it but to insult those outside Nigeria just yells complex to me.

i mean come on - its now made international headlines that the people dying of cholera in Nigeria is the highest in 20 years and we are here talking of people cleaning toilet - so who cleans the toilets in Nigeria? the Lebanese or American expats - abeg!!

point being we have important things to be worrying about and not who is better or crooks

So, the best way to cure cholera is to commit crime abroad? The topic is not about those that clean toilets anywhere, its about Nigerians that stain out image and reputation. Feel free to go and sleep if you have nothing for us. Thank you.

jabbok:
I think the OP needs to redefine the subject of the post. Maybe he wanted to say that 85% of 'successful' Nigerians in diaspora are crooks

The topic is okay the way it is. Successful or not some of our diaspora folks make us sad. There is this desperation to come home and prove they are rich. It starts here, criminals now travel to exploit their skills and what do you think they will become there? Rogues and very untrustworthy people.
Even succesful ones come back here and commit crimes in higher levels. What is wrong with us sef?

monkeyleg:
@Debosky

You cannot make any definitive pronouncements on the proportion of corrupt Nigerians in Diaspora. . . .you simply don't have the evidence to back it up.

Neither can the writer of this post. where did he get 85% from.

But you can, count the number of Nigerians you know from any part of the world and tell me how many of them you can vouch for. Why do you think our embassies turn the blind eye when our people are mistreated. How many Nigerian official can come charging any airport security that insists of searching the undies of Nigerian female passengers. We stand aside and watch, afterall its true some of the time. Its really pitiable.

EzeUche0:
People need to stop bothering us in the Diaspora. We are trying to survive and thrive in the U.S.

Worry about our thieving politicians before you mock the people in the Diaspora.

[b]WE LEFT THAT IMPOVERISHED/BACKWARDS NATION KNOWN AS NIGERIA FOR A REASON. [/b]Now get over it! 

You dont get it, we didnt say you shouldnt travel, the gist is the type of thing you do there. To leave a corrupt country and thief abroad is my grouse, why leave in the first place? Those that are clean neednt bother with this topic.

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bk.babe97y:
What do u have inside your skull, a battery-operated brain? Buean Ventura and Africa? lol. Man, your sick for real!


Your bad children? I'm advising you to seek out your siblings elsewhere since Moi I'm clearly not one of them!

Strong prisons? How about they go back when you can afford the basic amenities like Electricity, Clean water, and better Health care facilities?!

Even when we get the amenities, we wont need you here, thats why I am thinking about comfortable prisons for you. I am being fair man!
And you cannot be one of my siblings, God forbid bad thing!

Nsiman:
@ texazzpete and invisible, that is how the cookie crumbles

Yes, your own cookie has been crumbled by comandclem, sorry about that. Tell your children to beware of easy money.

armyofone:
wouldnt you work in the morgue for $25 per hr or 75k a year eh poster
the rest of us are in school, military etc

God bless America
God bless our troops

SemperFI

Some people wont work in morgues for twice that amount, some things are repulsive beyond words. But some love such sha.

Honestly, we need to give Ibb a chance, to serve 3 consecutive live terms in a maximum security jail for attrocities against his people.

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Jakumo:
Thank you kindly, professor, for exhuming my long-dead writeup on this long-dead subject. Yes sir indeed, I HAVE been to Nigeria before, and I HAVE seen with my own eyes NUMEROUS human cadavers left to rot and fragment by the roadside, in cities, towns, and the countryside. I was able to identify those rotting heaps of flesh as 100% human, despite my very low intelligence quotient, in comparison to your learned self.

Please don't lose any sleep over me though, for I have now re-enrolled in kindergarten so as to gain enough wisdom to simply IGNORE the stiffs and random body parts I see littering the Nigerian landscape, as you are evidently able to do with ease, on account of your sheer brilliance.

You are lying through your gap teeth! There is no part of Nigeria where corpse or human parts litter. Your must have been drunk and stoned to your eyeballs to mistake refuse dumps for human parts.

bk.babe97y:
**Death**


Anytime you see me in Africa, feel free to hack me to death with a rusty machete!

I dont think you are worth the time or effort, we dont need our bad children back home. Better they stay and waste in some foreign jail. We only ask our sensible children to visit, so thanks, dont come back yet till we build some strong prisons.

babaearly:
[/quote][quote author=fyneguy link=topic=526272.msg7018131#msg7018131 date=1288104093]The onus is not on Comandclem to go on national TV. Mobil has not told Comandclem it will not honour its promise.

Comandclem uploaded documents to backup its claims on his website and inside its newspaper.

Mobil should come out to either confirm or disclaim it! Its silence, for now, means YES!

your jaundiced conclusions.

@babaearly, that piece was the bomb! Never knew this case had gone all that route. The promoters are cranking their dirty brains now and will find a way to say anything against it, fyneguy, what do you think? Your eye do clear? Nsiman, find another job in a paint factory, or register a patent for stupidity.

tkb417:
85% haba

maybe 10%

most people i know went to school, struggled a bit then stabilised afterwards

i dont know crooks so maybe you shld change your friends

im sure you know i live in Nigeria.

and one more thing, the only reason youre here in Nigeria is probably because one godfather helped you with a good job, your father is rich or you were lucky to survive the harsh 9ja terrain. I dont see anythn wrong in people running away from what a typical 9ja suffer in the country

maybe if the embassy didnt deny me visa, i for don travel tey tey

Bros na lie, you dey yankee!

asha 80:
You got some complex issues.No one here need to know the bolded.i am also in nigeria with you

Its complex, but we need to tell youngsters the truth. They dont need to feel inferior because some gum chewing, earing hanging guys go around in dark shades chanting 'yo men' all around the place, not telling people the real situation.

asha 80:
You got some complex issues.No one here need to know the bolded.i am also in nigeria with you

Its complex, but we need to tell youngsters the truth. They dont need to feel inferior because some gum chewing, earing hanging guys go around in dark shades chanting 'yo men' all around the place, not telling people the real situation.

I laugh whenever some folks abroad laugh at their brothers at home and accuse them of poverty. But in most families, the ones at home provide the real cash to support their people over there.
Its therefore laughable to hear those broke dudes freezing in heaterless rooms talk of others as not having money to travel or being denied visa. If I want to travel to anywhere, it will be on pure merit, my businesses and investments will make any embassy stamp my passport in the first interview. But who wants an interview sef, am busy watching things here.
Lest I forget, I got two visas when I was 19 and turned them down back then, my mum thought I was crazy but I had a vision. Todayshe things I am the smartest person on earth.
Everyone in naija is not poor!

bk.babe97y:
Dude, ure just upset at your situation in life, thats what I see! Deceive urself all u want, your miserable financial situation is killing you and ure upset that those "Fuxcking Yankee Dudes" come home all the time and snatch up all those gals that wont even spit on u even if u paid them to splatter your face with slimy phlegm!!! Crazy talk like yours is not limited to only you, trust me; I've heard similar from my mom's family memebers . . .  . I guess its a "Third World Bitterness" thing! People upset that their nephews was born in the United States instead of under some coconut tree in Buena Ventura.  LMAO!

Dont worry, I bet once your visa application to Tahiti gets approved some of your anger will dissipate. . . . at least u'll get to eat from McDonalds and the such!

See what am saying! The guilty are afraid.

fyneguy:
Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Where are you oooo? EFCC don disappoint you?  

EFCC to come and collect your money from comandclem? The man don chop ya money o! Sorry.