₦airaland Forum

tredkiller:
Why shouldn't they be happy when they can get their free meat from beached dead whales!  

Abi oo my man, while those too far to chop were comitting suicide on our behalf and working their heartbeats up to hypertensive levels. We will remain happy jare.

tredkiller:
Nigerians are happy because they are are very gaullible; They would remain happy as long as they keep getting fake promises of better tomorrow from their corrupt leaders and fake prophets! Get real.

'Gullible' you mean? Dont worry, the fake prophets always do some miracles and one of their miraculous feats is keeping us happy always.

Can we help it? We are bound to be happy down here, after all the laughter over bottles of shine shine bobo and fresh fish with pretty bitchesses to go with it.
We are not worried about depression as that word is not in our dictionary. Climate change dont worry us as our ice has not started melting. Hurricane Hulk (is that the current one?) dont know our address.

EzeUche0:
WOW! I made the list. Very interesting and I have 5 votes.

The top five from the votes are getting their azz banned, message from the mods.

[quote author=Mi_Kenny link=topic=549104.msg7121339#msg7121339 date=1289477550]Becomrich is never a tribalist on Nairaland but a realist.[/quote]Yeah, his google maps attest to that.

Aigbofa:
Is Awolowo also a member of Nairaland? I think the line between fantasy and reality is getting really blurry for you guys!!

Have you looked into his grave, dude may be typing away from hell fire with a blackberry!

Una get too much time, as you are here fighting tribal nonesense, your lawmakers and govnors (who are your brothers) are robbing you blind! I think the fight should be between the corrupt and the rest of us and not between impoverished tribal monkeys foaming from the mouth for their jaundiced views.
Its better I fight my brothers who are thieves than dissipate good energy chasing long shadows.

I suggest that Ibo, Efik, Kanuri, Edo, Ijaw, Nupe, Gwari, Urhobo, Fulani, Ibibio, Hausa and Yoruba be removed from Nigeria. These people are all trouble makers.

dayokanu:
^^ Do you have a prior beef with her?

I wonder o, abi she no allow am 'do' for night?

[quote author=Abu-Maryam link=topic=548286.msg7111758#msg7111758 date=1289342931]We wish the rumors will become true.[/quote]Which rumors again?

[quote author=haka_nai link=topic=547346.msg7102814#msg7102814 date=1289230848]Lets not forget so soon the bauchi,Anambra and other numerous successfull jail break in naija.Government should reject the offer if any,to transfer prisoners.
Lastly if i was in a UK prison or some good prison out there,i will rather die than come to naija prison.As person free so, Government no care. na when dey jail you! [/quote]Bros I dey suspect you o. Are your hands clean?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=548317.msg7111494#msg7111494 date=1289339449]If Nigeria is still a country by then:

Arewa Rep.
Biafra
Odua
etc



I like the way everyone seems to ignore the looting of our politicians plus their over pay. Imagine a politician loosing millions of Nairs from 6 months suspension.[/quote]People are doing something, remember the man who rushed obj at the airport yesterday, others are scared stiff while others ran away entirely, prefaringt to hide behind a monitor and give orders.

The only thing that surprises me is that there are no maps in this thread.

Becomerich was arrested yesterday after fighting obj in his car, heard when they were beating him up, the satelite maps he was clutching under his armpits was tightly held. He as shouting 'America is watching, nairaland will hear this!'

Jcob:
Just heard on MITV that the intended warning strike slated for tomorrow has been suspended.

Does youe television set use kerosine as power source?

Eemah:
Who is this fake journalist sef that is reportint what we that are living in Benue have not heasrd ? Y dont you investigate and get the facts before reporting any story ? there is nothing poverty will not cause in this countre. WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MAUTAINOUS VILLAGE WAS A LANDSLIDE AND NOT A VOLCANIC ERUPTION. Next time try to get your facts before reporting please.

Now a lanslide? Submit pictures or sharrap and go to sleep.

The strike will hold, but labour will have another meeting tomorrow and will communicate their branches by 3pm.
Heard it clearly from radio Nigeria.

buzugee:
relax your body there my fren. i see all the snakes and rotten whale you have eaten has finally caught up with you. it has affected your brain cells twas a joke i was having with ileke idi

Why not give me your addess so I can pay you a visit, I will fight you and bite you (note that I retained some venom from all the snakes I don chop) lol.

buzugee:
correct woman. no mind that snake eating invisible fellow

Snake meat sweet wella, why not order some so I can have it DHLed to your London address.

[quote author=na_so link=topic=547678.msg7109086#msg7109086 date=1289315208]una sure say no be becomerich be the man in question? [/quote]I heard the man was caught with some satelite maps in his pockets.

monkeyleg:
A man who would steal a stick of ciga from mallam, calling it a prank is likely to defraud the state. It all starts with those innocent pranks that soon trun into full blown theft.

I often argue, that if Ibori was not defrauding the state and killing people, he would probabaly have been the leader of a highway robbery gang. Go and ask about him, he has been a person from childhood who has been upto no good.

But there is a sad side to all this, check out their houses, most live in misery. They might have all that ill gotten wealth, but no happiness.

Na lie! How can you steal 20 billion and be unhappy? He can afford to sleep with Janevieve and Omotola while Basketmouth entertains in his house with Tuface for the next 10 years! Lol!!!

Personal note: this will worsen the job stats for the country.
And, is it enough positive news to pick the company stock?

You have every right to hate Nigeria, just as Nigeria reserve the rights to hate you back, with more venom sef.

Sagamite:
If someone is over-21 and capable of being independent of the parent and these is happening, then they are as guilty as they parents.

That is why I am holding that arsewipe called Mohammed Abacha responsible.

Even 18 year old kids, with proper mindset knows right from wrong. Thanks for admitting any child no matter how old can influence the dad.

Ibime:
^^

Uh. . .OK. The way you talk in the first person (using we and me, instead of them) for this thread, I think say na your papa dey stash loot. No blame me jor. You have not communicated very clearly.

Am sorry for what I said earlier, we are blues na.

asha 80:
I tire for that guy yarns.

Thank you, just get tired but pick the lesson, if you have corrupt parents, just remember to tell them the truth and save us all from una thieving papa.

Ibime:
^Sharrrraaaaaaaaap dia!

I'm sure you enjoy the nice car, highbrow homes and Western education, then coming here to yarn megedefegede about bible quotes.

If you find the actions of your ole barawo father truly morally reprehensible, then don't be a conduit for his stashed loots. These Governor pickin go dey yarn nonsense about not agreeing with their pops stealing, yet the house is in their name, their bank account is deposited with stolen dollars. Very few have the courage to reject these stolen comforts, then them go come her dey yarn nonsense about bible quotes.

Are you crazzy? You are saying what am saying and still disagree with me? Thats a sign of madness. Read my posts again, did I say my parents had ever been politicians? Or you are high on something?
Read my previous posts before going crazy because your babe refused you phuck! And I used to respect you from the sports section? Chai! You just disappointed me over your level of intelligence. Am not from rich parents, all I have, I made them clean in naija here.

ode remo:
those celebrating obj achievements should ans. One question, y is the country still in shambles!?
Its simple the man left a legacy of questionable democrazy where average nigerian still bel.his/her votes still dont count.
If in 8 yrs he stole all nigeria moni but left a sound political syst. Where politicians become servants rather than lords , i personally would not mind.
But what do we have, 3rd term agenda, yar ar dua, mrs ayoka in ekiti, gbenga lord daniel of ogun, etc. How long to get it right?
And someone here talking of gsm, wwhic is most important universal adult surfrage or gsm.

You people may not like what am saying, but its the truth. Obasanjo dwarfs any other presido we ever had and am not yoruba lest you accuse me of ethnic sentiments. Who else;
willingly handed over power in naija?
Fought and got debt relief for us?
Reduced the fear of coups by retiring senior army officers?
Introduced pension reforms that is working now?
Brought about jobs through banks recapitalization?
Initiated the sale of dead corporations like Nitel and Hilton?
Gave us GSM (na your papa bring am before?)
wated to sell NEPA also and we refused and called him thief, now we are suffering.
had the best economic team.
Ensured Nafdac was working.
Equipped the airport safety systems.

In world standards, he perrformed below par, but place him against any of our previous leaders, he will stand tall. For those shouting GSM was not an achievement, how were you making calls before ojb came?
Learn to respect those that tried. Now hurl your stones.

Sagamite:
What a dumbshit! So you believe such rumours?

Wasnt it you I saw running away from the heavy tide? Happy survival!

Sagamite:
I can spot morons in a fraction of a second. That is why I took note of your name when you said Ibru stole for good reasons. I knew there and then that you were major league dumb.

Children can castigate their parents once they are not toddlers? What a retard!

The biggest problem I have seen in Nigeria is our inability to confront truth, especially when it concerns us. We will twist, turn, weave and struggle to justify the unjustifiable even where its clear our rump is naked. Thats the main problem we have.
The only people who can stop crime surely are people closest to criminals, by appealing to their conscience and trying to make them see things from a moral point of view. I have siblings that became born again by 7-12 years and can talk to me and my parents about moral issues with firmness, backed with bible quotes. Now all these political thieves attend religious service with their kids, is it so difficult to point out to him how he is doing the opposite.

The day we pick enough courage to confront our brothers who are thives, the nation will change. Every governor, senator, LG chaiman etc have brothers, kids and we should step up to them and tell them the truth. If you cannot do that and sits to enjoy the loot, you are no different from your parent/relative who steals.

buzugee:
more power to you. bushmeat ? isnt that an euphemism for 'big rat' ?

See what bothers me, some people just open their mouth and say what they dont know. Bush meat 'big rats'?
What we loosely refer to as bush meat includes antelopes, deers, crocs, guinea fowl, buffalo, big snakes and all. You just displayed your ignorance or annoyance for being African, why not do a race change surgery?

Some of us watch our father steal, our uncles loot, our brother rob and kidnap, and we pretend we dont see anything wrong. But if its our money stolen, our relatives kidnapped, we scream blue murder.
Some of us here attend foreign schools with looted funds and live in foreign mansions with blood money and yet yab the govt everyday from abroad! How wicked can that be? Tell your people the truth.

redsun:
Useless pple that sees nothing wrong playing d scums of d earth.Living witiout intuition and human dignity.Soon cannibalisn will become a way of not letting meat go waste in nigeria.

redsun:
Useless pple that sees nothing wrong playing d scums of d earth.Living witiout intuition and human dignity.Soon cannibalisn will become a way of not letting meat go waste in nigeria.

If we allow you, you will allege that cannibalism originated in Lagos.
When oyibo people were chopping human meat, it was fashionable and they called themselves 'the wild west' now you are trying to pin the rap on Nigeria. Shame on you!

zoraro:
That is why we are still backward. Else where, the incident would have been investigate more closely, one or two people may even die in the process but the knowledge will lead to thousands of lives been saved in future occurrences. If we continue like this there may come a time in the future when we will be colonized/enslaved again even worse than we were before.

Emmmmm, we dont wanna be backward again and thats why I ask you to be among the 'one or two' who will die so we learn from it, ready to go? My video camera offer is still open.