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Romance › Re: Ladies Lounge..life,love,dressing,food And Everything Ladylike.(season 2) by ipain: 12:07pm On Oct 09, 2016

makydebbie:
these words are magical. .thanks alot

happy Sunday to you!

Happy Sunday ma'am. I just gave a tip of the kind of woman I want and the kind lots of guys want.

Most ladies think guys are all for sex. They haven't seen my type who sees sex as nothing and neither would I stick because you gave be best sex out of porrn movie. Nah... i am never attached based on such.

But give me a pretty lady, as in really pretty, she hustle for own money, she has a mind of her own which makes her contribute positively (most girls will say "I don't know" wink

, she is determined and can also serve as a pillar to her man and encourage him.

JeezZzzzzz no faster way to get to my heart than this lol. I don't know what move other guys, but for me, this is what move me and not sex.

But if a girl is very pretty but empty, she knows nothing aside her hair, nails, going out, eatery, shopping, my dear you are going nowhere with a guy who know what is doing!

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Romance › Re: Ladies Lounge..life,love,dressing,food And Everything Ladylike.(season 2) by ipain: 11:52am On Oct 09, 2016

Laveda:
See my dear, love is crazy and at the same time sweet..
How do you succeed when you don't try?
Lol I always tell my friends not to judge everyone with past experience, try to give that benefit of doubt. you don't know what the next guy has for you except you feel nothing for him.
Fall in love, but always use your head, you know I've been hurt severally but that won't make me just lock up everywhere, maybe a lil break, but totally taking my mind off it? Naaah give a trial, don't let what has happened in the past stop what the future's got for you.

Babe, God will always see us through, he did it for our mothers, he'll definitely do it for us.

Death has taken away my loved ones I wish same, just keep praying for her, she'll live even longer by God's grace.

hugs. I love that part where you said : "always give that benefit of doubt"

Seriously, too many girls FAIL there.

Romance › Re: Ladies Lounge..life,love,dressing,food And Everything Ladylike.(season 2) by ipain: 11:46am On Oct 09, 2016

makydebbie:
I'm afraid of getting a nasty scar on my face

I don't wanna be broke too

If you don't wanna be broke, start now by getting skills that will put money in your pocket. Do not depend on your certificate. I believe you are still in tertiary education.

Further more, learn to seek INFORMATION like oxygen to your body because that is what the world thrive on NOW! Build solid network with people who make things happen. Do not be like your fellow girls who are all for Kim K and her useless stories and family because they are milking fools from those show and in the end, you never be like them because they make money from your attention while you gain nothing. Do not be like them who depend on their body and beauty, be brainy, surf the Internet for ways to do things and improve and also take MASSIVE action!

You are a pretty lady and nothing, I mean nothing impresses a man more than seeing a pretty lady that act like her head is properly screwed on its shoulder, one who hustle for her own money.

Life isn't as fun as people make it. Be serious with it by setting small goals to achieve bigger things, take baby steps.

Knowledge is power and if you take my words, acquire knowledge that will increase your networth, you will laugh one day when you remember you used to be "afraid of being broke"

Have a nice day

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Romance › Re: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by ipain: 6:22am On Oct 03, 2016

I had my first with a cousin. She always want to bath with me and I no no idea what we were doing. Until we were caught. My uncles asked us to open the door.

They questioned me and ask me what were doing in the bathroom and due to my photographic mind, I knew dem sef no pure.

Ipain what were you doing with kofo?

Raise your hands up now.

They kept asking questions until I got tired and in rebellious manner, asked " you too no dey do"? And I said it so much confidence.

Omo, dem tire for me that day. Silence engulfed the room and laughter erupted.

I was around 6 then. Imagine as small as I was and asking adults in their 30s "you too no dey do?" grin

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Romance › Re: How Deep Is The Average Vagina? (EXPLICIT PICTURES| Guys Don't Read This) by ipain: 6:13am On Oct 03, 2016

Smellymouth:

damn bro. You be king of memes yeah that's t movie!

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Romance › Re: How Deep Is The Average Vagina? (EXPLICIT PICTURES| Guys Don't Read This) by ipain: 8:50am On Sep 18, 2016

Smellymouth:
3-4 inches deep?

And some girls dey happily collect 12 inches...

This your picture just reminded of movie she acted with Mercy Aigbe as her daughter. She was having an argument with her husband over Aigbe infidelity.

Husband: "You are the one spoiling her"

Wife: "You should let her live her life the way she wants"

Husband: "When it backfires, you will be held responsible"

Wife: "Shior, nothing will happen to her, you are talking nonsense"

Husband: " If you make me angry now, I will tear your bra" (ask me wetin concern bra and the matter at hand)

Wife smiles: "HMMM... Is it only the bra you want to tear or something else, just tell me what you want"

Husband: "If you make me angry, I will tear your pant"

Wife smiles some more: "When will you like to tear the pant so we can begin"

I nearly died from laugh that day.

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Education › This Professor Is Willing To Answer Your Physics Question NOW! ASK! by ipain(op): 1:20am On Sep 18, 2016

I found this on quora and if there is any physics student here, you can ask this profession questions.

https://www.quora.com/session/Richard-Muller-3/1?__snid3__=346526145&__nsrc__=2&__filter__

Romance › My People Come And See O by ipain(op): 12:39am On Sep 18, 2016

This babe almost made me pee o. kai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJiun9KSieM&feature=youtu.be

Education › Re: Food Production: FG To Employ 100,000 Graduates by ipain: 7:55pm On Sep 09, 2016

Emeskhalifa:
imagine, after several years for tertiary institution, graduate finish FG come dey offer pesin hoe and cutlass as job.
smh change erra sha

even though I know they are lying, your reasoning is the problem we have in this country. what is the crime if someone is farmer? Imagine everyone thinking like you in this country, don't you think we will all die of hunger since farming is a job people should not do? Your reasoning is why millions of Nigerians are jobless and who told there are no millionaire farmers in the world.

Did you read about the harvard graduate who is a farmer in Nigeria? Dude, your education is waste! no offence.

Business › Re: My Jumia And Konga Consultancy Thread by ipain: 6:59am On May 21, 2016

RobinHez:
It is here again! The Jumia Mobile week..AkA, the Megatron!!! If you know how it went down last year, you'd be pretty excited about this year!

so your whatsapp no dey work again?

Business › Re: Part 2. Entrepreneurship Is A Scam In Nigeria As Well As A Multiplier Of Poverty by ipain: 12:47am On May 21, 2016

Don't you just love Nigerians? After the talks, everyone goes to bed only to return next day to continue the talk from where they left off.

Until the OP build his center where discuss this things or making provision for the voids, I will take him serious.

Who has the world ever given something on a platter of gold.

Dangote sold cement in a shop sometime in his timeline. If you want it, you will find away.

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Politics › Re: I Can Swear That Buhari Will Never Steal Public Fund – Tinubu by ipain: 8:45pm On May 20, 2016

Whether he has or not, Buhari or APC will never get a second chance after this tenure with the rubbish they have subjected every citizen to.

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Tech Jobs › Who Can Help Get This Job Done? by ipain(op): 6:18pm On May 20, 2016

Is there anyone here that can do this job?

We need to modify a theme that we bought. The Theme does not have a video section on the front page.

Is there anyone that can help us integrate video section on the front page? How much will charge to get it done? This is wordpress.

Anyone can register their interest and let us know.

Thanks.

Romance › Re: Why Are Girls So Cheap (Pictures) by ipain: 11:32am On Mar 11, 2016

sarutobie:
That guy fit dey wash dead body for Yankee o

na work. better than cocaine or fraud

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Politics › Re: Buhari Addresses Biafra Issue In A New Interview by ipain: 5:52pm On Mar 06, 2016

refiner:
sai baba!!!

proudly Igbo and proudly in support of my president!!!.....

you are a disgrace to you igbo heritage.

I used to be like you until Ese Oruru case came to fore.

We are not one and will never be one.

Buhari has failed the Nigerian state

Business › Re: How Can I Make Money To Pay For My Admission? Advice Pls by ipain: 5:07pm On Mar 06, 2016

Amakortee:
pls can someone help me with a business or work to do that will help me raise some money so I can pay my school fees this month. pls help

start working at Fiverr.com use the search bar to find numerous threads that talked about it.

Business › Re: In Need Of A US Number For Verification by ipain: 4:57pm On Mar 06, 2016

Princepri:
i need a US number for verification. One i can use to recieve forwarded messages to my number.
if you have just quote me.
Its urgent

most people would charge you for it. If you have an android phone, get on playstore and get the apps. There is one use by someone last week to call US. I can't recall the name. Go-text or something.

Business › Re: 11 Business Opportunities In Africa That Will Make More Millionaires In 2016 by ipain: 4:35pm On Mar 06, 2016

EdDave:
Someone just told me he ll build a hotel in Kuje opp Kuje prisons.
The influx of visitors there now consists cronies and families of ex-ministers, DGs and governors.
Ex-senate presidents coming soon.
They ll need accommodation and food.

so what will happen after Buhari's tenure? How sustainable would this be in the long run? Is he sure that the next president will arrest prominent elites? Nigerians and short term investment sha. This is why the whites are far ahead of us.

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Business › Re: 11 Business Opportunities In Africa That Will Make More Millionaires In 2016 by ipain: 4:31pm On Mar 06, 2016

EdDave:
Someone just told me he ll build a hotel in Kuje opp Kuje prisons.
The influx of visitors there now consists cronies and families of ex-ministers, DGs and governors.
Ex-senate presidents coming soon.
They ll need accommodation and food.

Business › Re: 11 Business Opportunities In Africa That Will Make More Millionaires In 2016 by ipain: 4:03pm On Mar 06, 2016

Bre:
We really are a chosen generation. With all this knowledge, access to information and a huge market potential at our fingertips, this is the golden age for legit African millionaires and billionaires to be born.

hello, are you the author of this masterpiece? I would like to tap into the African at as that seems less competition in that angle--that is buy them for less and sell them for much higher prices.

I am also looking at partnering with a local Leonardo Da Vinci, the kind that would make a drawing that looks like it was taken by a photographic camera, no exaggerations. The dude is that good and a rare breed of genius.

So,is it possible to export these arts while being paid in dollars right here in Nigeria? Could I get buyers who would want them, send me money to my Nigerian bank account while I just ship and export the arts to them?

Please let me know. Thanks

Politics › Re: Let's See How Many Northerners Are Active On Nairaland by ipain: 1:12pm On Mar 06, 2016

carinmom, you wasting your time banning me. I told you I have countless handles than you can ever imagine. grin

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Romance › Re: One Reason Why Men May Not Like Skinny Girls by ipain: 12:19pm On Mar 06, 2016

SweetTee:
Are you serious? I love food! I eat like an elephant, but I don't gain an ounce. But, hey, I'm not complaining. I'm going to be one skinny sexy momma of 4 when I'm 40. #TeamSkinny

can you have those kids for me?

Crime › Re: Igbo Girl, Ifeoma, Abducted In Zaria: "I Want My Daughter Back" - Father by ipain: 10:17am On Mar 06, 2016

theoptimist298:
Hi. Kindly indulge me so I can understand ur line of thought. If someone keeps ur daughter or son away from u, the biological parent, that's not abduction? If ur child who is a minor and incapable of making sound decisions gets converted to another religion without ur consent, that's not abduction? U don't see anything wrong in it? If ur child gets married off to another person by a stranger without ur say in it, that's fine? It's not wrong?

bro, firstly, she is a Northerner. Hence her stance. What do you expect for a region where they see others as their prey?

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Celebrities › Re: Famous Nollywood Actress, Olaide Olaogun Weds In Lagos (photos) by ipain: 6:31am On Jan 06, 2016

SELENAqueensy:
No offense, but the husband is really ugly...
Pretty bride... HML

Marriage goes beyond looks and you expect to get high priorities because of your beauty, it's not the best. The guy could be a man of valour, courageous, a born leader, determined, career focus, extra ordinary entrepreneurial traits and if you are matured enough, you should know that these are characteristics that one needs to face life's challenges and we all know, challenges does not know if your handsome or ugly nor beauty, it just serve your hot plate of bullshiiit grin

.

What are you are afraid of?

Romance › Re: Please Help My Friend Save Her Relationship OR Break It. by ipain: 9:59pm On Jan 01, 2016

VampireeM:
haha, you are right. Gals are not smiling my dear.. infact this is one of the major reasons why most girls ve multiple boyfriends...

Am wondering what advise she wants when she knows within herself that she will start sleeping with the rich dude and be getting financial assistance.. its quite easy, she can keep the both of them as boyfriends and try as much as possible not to be caught

I just feel sorry for the poor dude. Things money has caused a lot of guys in a relationship in Nigeria can't be quantified.

Imagine he has no job and still can't about to lose his girlfriend.... chai!

I remember I was a victim of this same situation years ago and my then girlfriend started fvcking another dude. In the end, nothing could come out of the relationship and by the time she would come back, I had moved on. She lost me, the other guy dumped her plus what I have been using to sustain myself business-wise was learned while I was trying to make money for both of us. Today, if I work really hard I can make as much as 300k-500k per month.

I did up to 300k last month and I am already on my way to first earning of $200 on January 1st, 2016. You might say just $200? but we still have 30 days to go, which means I could make more $200 and I am even in negotiation with another company to strike even bigger than $200, say maybe $2500 or more.

By God's grace I am looking at raising more money so I can change a certain industry(keyword removed) sector in Nigeria, build a franchise nationwide and be completely financially free. Same thing like what birthed the early "pure water" millionaires. Basically same concept wink

What am I trying to say?

I was developing myself while dating this girl, but left to her, she thought I was a good-for-nothing fellow. She even said I don't plan ahead. But from the little I had written here (not bragging), you can easily deduce that this guy her a nice future. Who knows, this ex of mine could visit buy business to buy something for her family but wouldn't know that the one time good for nothing fellow own it.

The girl referred to in this thread might never know what this guy have in mind towards her. Contrary to what may call jealousy, it's a HUGE sign that someone loves you and does not want to lose you.

On the other hand, the current state of the country is very pathetic such that getting a job NOW is like looking for needle in haysack.

Also, the fact that you don't have a job does not mean that you shouldn't have 20k-50k in your account. I don't believe anyone should have such excuse. I am not working yet but it does not mean I should be broke, which our current tech age has made such excuse redundant.

People need to develop themselves beyond what certificate can offer them. There were millionaires before anything like school existed, so becoming a millionaire didn't start with going to school.

Sorry if my post became too long.... never planned to make it that way but I do hope we all could learn something from this.

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Politics › Re: Why We Are Buying N4.7billion Worth Of Cars- Nigeria Senate. by ipain: 6:20am On Dec 14, 2015

slap1:
The ones bought by the fomer Senate, nko?

same question I was going to ask. Nigeria is just forking country.

Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel To Build A 100,000 Capacity Stadium-like Church. (photos) by ipain: 5:09pm On Dec 12, 2015

BodyKiss:
He seems to be the only one prospering while the majority of his church members are busy papaing him, going to shiloh Year in, year out seeking for propsperity that never seem to be in-sight.

On a more serious note, does this man ever give back to the society, any charity programme for the less privileged?

I was surprise when a man told me some students in his school are under scholarship by him

Celebrities › Help With List Of Black Successful Celebrity Wives by ipain(op): 10:10am On Nov 20, 2015

Hello,

do you know any celebrities who is a wive and have a successful business?

Please drop a list of them here

Business › Re: My Jumia And Konga Consultancy Thread by ipain: 9:28am On Oct 19, 2015

RobinHez:
Wooooah!

God bless you bro!
Thanks plenty!!!

you are too emotional. Stop it as a man. Be tough!

You can search for john on facebook. He drops gold nuggets like this once a while. Also search for Maleek E Shehu. These guys are awesome

Business › Re: My Jumia And Konga Consultancy Thread by ipain: 10:11am On Oct 18, 2015

RobinHez:
We don't know yet...

hey bro,,,, John Dumelo has a message for you

https://m.facebook.com/john.dumelo.98?refid=8&_ft_=qid.6206911743429470925%3Amf_story_key.-5808216739886916719%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=C

Business › Re: My Jumia And Konga Consultancy Thread by ipain: 2:00pm On Oct 17, 2015

RobinHez:
Cc ipain

Robin.hez@yandex.com

I think whatsapp chat will be preferable. come over there NOW!

Business › Re: My Jumia And Konga Consultancy Thread by ipain: 11:25pm On Oct 16, 2015

RobinHez:
Yes...they're as fair as u'll get! Direct from my space (u should know na )
There were lower prices tho, but I put brand into consideration...in case of servicing... And 4 the machine, u can select a lesser one.

Ah! Long story.... There's a new policy for us agents, and since we're not really comfortable with it, I'm sure they wanna force us into it.. But don't worry! We can work out something!

Can I get ur mail? Let me see what I can do this night!
Robin.hez@yandex.com

eurobigdata gmail

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