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ControlX:
PLEASE HELP ME SOLVE THIS PUZZLE.... IT HAS BEEN GIVING ME HEADACHE FOR A LONG WHILE NOW.
I am an something. I am 73yrs old. I have no Certificate and I want to rule Nigeria.... What am i??

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GEJ TILL 2019
SULE LAMIDO 2019-2027
THEN GEJ 2027-ARMAGEDDON
Haters go and hug your street transformers

if jonathan win make i shit for toilet.....i will vote buhari in febuhari even if they disquilify buhari i will vote for another presidential candidate

see person

boko haram is more sophiscated than the army agreed cant the recovered arm be used to achieve sophistication by our army? abi who steal power bike shouldnt complain of being late to work

what is shoprite cos we here in konduga dont know

congrats on winning

IBB lost credibility long ago

cant chemical/biological weapons be used on these goats called boko haram

i dont laminate...i cremate mine

what is weeds kid?

u should be announcing this what if they hear and start making bombs to take to the airport?

talk is cheap

orezi esegine ojogbari.....of tiger house?

propaganda...boko haram comes to nairaland claiming innocence and blackmailing the military... ....so they wont sell weapons to our military to deal with y'all......sorry if its true but i fail to believe

Movingcoil:
So u knacked her 4032 times on average of 2 times per day for the 6 years. Hmmmm meaning dat on the average of 2 rounds per knacking dat she have endured ur drilling in an occasion of 2 x 4032 = 8064 times. Hmmm so if to say u no come marry her and one other unlucky guy jam her so na tramadol with half life of 6 hours him jam. This life sef.

ur life stinks

Keshi

Femosticap:
Well the FO.OLI.SH speak, you can't help but laugh! I LOLed so hard @ ur comment, my phone dropped! WHY?

1. We in the WEST have NEVER and I repeat, NEVER had anyone try to oppress us! When u easterners forgot your status as 'visitors' in Lagos and tried to 'rub shoulders wiv us', we put you in your place bladdy B.A.G.A!

2. I wonder who's more the 'slave'...the Yoruba man who OWNS the houses and companies, or the ibo boy who rents the house and works in the companies! LOL! I wonder whose really is the slave betweeb the one who developed his city into a epitome of progress OR the miscreant who abadons his home to seek 'greener pastures' in the former's! Come December, he runs back to his house to spend all d money then returns following year! The cycle of hustling continues!

3. OP you said something and I quote "THIS KIND OF MADNESS WILL NOT LAST 1MONTH IN IGBO LAND, WE THE YOUTHS WILL TAKE UP ARMS AND DEFEND OUR TERRITORY". I'm really LMAO @ dis one!
-Is it not your territory where a seemingly mundane unknown group laid siege to one of ur govt houses for 6 hours undisturbed?!
- is it not ur so called territory, the ruthless bakkasi (isakaba) boys terrorised and buffeted for months on end before FG intervention?
- chill Oº°˚˚°º ! Is it not your territory where the FG soldiers once decimated and plundered for months on end? Where were ur youths then when u sent old men to an already lost battle?!

Unfortunately, 198 other Nigerians share ur same idiosyncratic, idiotic and permit me STEWPID ideology! A false sense of supremacy (for which you have absolutely NON), A coarsed nonsensical style of thought coupled with a tribalistic and narcissitic personality is a recipe for disaster!

Little wonder Nigeria is still where it is today! With youths (or adults) like you (whichever 1 it is IDGAF) running around wild with rife and tribal hatred, we can't go far....SO UNFORTUNATE!

It beats my imagination how u cud even derail d thread and still be unbanned! Shows how effective the mods are...perhaps, they also are from ur 'territory'!

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idiot just commented

cant nigerian army have suicide bombers that infiltrate boko haram and detonate?

why didnt you go to RN school thought most nigerians in us are RNs

maigari connection

my friend star means nothing what matters is who wins now after we won olympic soccer france didnt qualify

Alfa Seltzer: France already has a star on their Jersey. Common quarter finals una never ever reach. Please don't compare both.

germany must win because france win nigeria period........mk dem see how e dey pain

if nigeria lose to france 3-2 can we still qualify based on goal difference and argentina beating switzerland 4-2

at Op every commentator is entitled to his/her opinion what matters is results you get nobody knew usain bolt until he proved his worth. S.E
needs to prove they are world class

france 4- 1 Nigeria
u remember denmark4-1 bashing? it occured after they fought for appearance fee

@ OP 100% agree- i actually bought my house in us than pay exhorbitant rent in abj city

villa boss should be boss at aston villa not tottenham

professor rossike is a professor of philosophy and classical studies at the prestigious harvard university in boston thanks for your research but learn to be corteous about peoples opinion.

ROSSIKE: This is the problem with you people. You just wake up and fantasize about these places, imbuing them with almost magical qualities. Here you are now making such a bold and loud claim without the merest research, and showing yourself up to be a total ignoramus:


''Nationwide in 2007, law enforcement cleared 44.5 percent of violent crimes and 16.5 percent of property crimes by arrest or exceptional means.'' in the USA.

Averaged out: 30% of crimes led to an arrest. Of that percentage, likely less than 15% led to a conviction.

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question107378.html

you probably woke up on the wrong side of ur bed. three reasons why you shouldn't relocate to nigeria
1. no security of life and property as in the usa. at least usa is not crime free but in most cases people who commit crimes get caught and punished. nigeria its different anybody can kill and go free see "the bombing of maiduguri AF base for details".
2. jobs are hardly available in nigeria. you could graduate in and spend 5 years still doing those hustling things. in the usa even if they say no jobs, a cna or lvn or dental health or pharm tech can get you a job in at least 3 months if you really wanna work plus you dont have to ask uncles for monetary support you could pay your bills urself.
3. no loans and pay small small in nigeria. i mean buy a car, goods or clothes and pay later on approved credit. in nigeria, you either buy and pay now or walk naked plus naija people like to look down on others what they wear or how they appear. nobody cares in the us. there is respect of human life. remeber 911, ER, social security, food stamp, financial aid, section 8 housing, credit card, tax returns no dey naija. you either work in LNG or nothing. bless you

stop bathing or using makeup for three days lets see if he still desires you