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Reports has it that the man and his wife were having s3x when he heard a cracking sound which resulted to his manhood immediately swelling up and developing dark bruising, making it to resemble an eggplant.

Before the man reached a nearby hospital, his penis was badly swollen, discoloured, and protruding at an odd angle.

He was diagnosed with a penile fracture by the doctors.

Experts warn that a penile fracture is actually a tear of the corpora cavernosa, an erectile tissue that runs along the penis.
Corpora cavernosa becomes hard when blood flows through it during an erection.

Luckily, the doctors were able to repair the man’s p3nis.
Without immediate treatment, a broken p3nis can lead to erectile dysfunction and other complications, according to experts.

Experts also noted that as long as you see a doctor quickly, you should be able to have s3x again in four to six weeks.
They warn that a man can actually break his penis during “vigorous intercourse.”

S3xologists say while new s3x positions can be fun and exciting, one should not push the limit too much, as it could end in penis snapping.

*Wawuuuu

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2017/04/end-time-marathonomg.html

News just reaching my office few minutes ago had it that the Honourable member representing Ahiazu, Ezinihitte Mbaise Federal Constituency in the Federal House of Representatives -Hon Ralph Igbokwe has officially dumped PDP for the ruling All Progressive Congress ( APC ).


The news equally had it that the governor of Ebonyi State has also concluded arrangements to dump PDP for APC.


Stay tuned for details shortly.


http://believegist..com.ng/2017/04/breaking-news-pdp-house-of.html

Moko is just hitting FP everyday

ANd how did he know that only those that possess the certification can teach and impact knowledge in pupils/students ?

As Christian compatriots all over the world celebrate the Messiah’s triumph over death, the Senator representing Imo north in the 8th senate of the National Assembly, Distinguished Senator Benjamin Uwajumogu, has called on Okigwe zonal people, particularly Christian faithfuls to use the opportunity of Easter to pray for the unity and progressive development of the zone.

In his Easter message to Ndi Okigwe zone, Senator Uwajumogu emphasised the need for Christians to pray and work together for the unity and development of the senatorial district.

He said in the message, released yesterday in Ihitte-Uboma, by his media office, that Ndi Okigwe should be mindful of the zone's backwardness in terms of infrastructural development and jettison political party and personal interests for the overall development of the zone and its people.

My belief in our ability to overcome all retrogressive and divisive forces and tendencies to build a strong, united and prosperous Okigwe zone through unity of purpose, infrastructural development and agriculture remains very strong. Am ready to work with any interest group and stakeholder in the zone to develop an environment conducive enough to drive the rapid socio-economic development of our people,” Uwajumogu stated.

Also In the message, Uwajumogu urged Christians to imbibe the ideals of perseverance,love for one another, sacrifice and commitment to the will of God, which underscores the essence of Christ’s resurrection on Easter Sunday and characterised the Lenten season.
While wishing Okigwe people and Imolites a happy 2017 Easter celebration, the Senator added that as Christ liberated mankind from the bondage of sin and death, so shall the people of Okigwe zone be liberated from the age-long tales and woes of under-development and neglect, noting that the vision of connecting the zone to the mainstream politics of the country has started.


Emeka Ahaneku
Media aide to the distinguished senator

http://believegist..com.ng/2017/04/pray-for-nigerias-unitysenator-benjamin.html

Nice content from Moko
www.believegist..com

Bookmaked

The forum of Imo Newspaper Editors has conferred a "media Ambassador award" on, Sunny Onyeukwu, a special Assistant to the minister of science and Technology, Ogbonnaya Onu .

The ceremony which held weekend was at the recipient's residence in Owerri, the Imo State capital.
The event was chaired by the majority leader of the state house of Assembly, Lugard Osuji.

The majority leader who represents Owerri Municipal state constituency described the award as befitting and deserving of the recipient.

Osuji said that the award which came from a reputable group renowned for their integrity and sincerity made it more spectacular .

The lawmaker said that Onyenekwu's achievements were encouraging and would spur any youth to be focused in the journey of life.

the chairman of the Editors' forum, Mr Eze Aduku said that the forum chose the recipient for the prestigious award because of the indomitable role he had played in the growth of the profession.

Aduku said "though you are a politician, but you have supported the growth and success of the journalism profession in the state as if you are one of the practitioners. We are here to say thank you for your great and superlative encouragements "

The award recipient averred that the honour would leave a lasting impression in his life, having came from a reputation organization.

http://believegist..com.ng/2017/04/photos-imo-newspaper-editors-honour.html

Thank God for the lives of my brethren

I pray Seun uplift the ban on my domain

Failed administration

beardlessdude:
he who goes to bed with an itchy anus wakes up with a smelly finger.

Use your brain for once.

Your proverbs is meaning based on the subject at hand, kid

jmoore:
Dividends of Buhari good governance.

Sai baba till 3030!!!

No, till 2050

beardlessdude:
getout of here. Mr man

you moniker shows that you are a kid

ok

Funny man Ushbebe recreated the signature show off of Pretty Mike, known for parading girls and holding an umbrella to events in Lagos. His funny act was one of the highlights at AY Live.


http://www.olufamous.com/2017/04/lol-comedian-ushbebe-recreates-pretty.html

According to Amb Ahmed Umar Bolori a facebook user, a man died after attending the burial of this wife in Maiduguri.

He wrote:

"These days, I've been pushing to cope with life.
My cousin Bataihiru Bolori lost his wife in Maiduguri. He made a post on facebook informing the public.
That same day, he proceeded from Abuja to Maiduguri to attend her funeral which was scheduled for the following day. He made it and participated in her painful burial.

Immediately after the burial, on the same day, my dear lovely cousin died too. He followed his sweetheart.
My family is going through a tough time mourning the painful passing away of our son and his wife.
May Allah make Aljannatul Firdaus their final aboard.
And may He see us through.
Amin!"

beardlessdude:
"Things are going to turn around"

When?
Stop saying nonsense to increase your tithe salary.

You have to be very careful

Gov. Okezie Ikpeazu visited that place and gave the people hope that he will fix it even though it is a Federal Road, when will that be?

Federal Government this is shameful and embarrassing.

There’s no denying that technology has introduced many cultural implications for the people who walk through our church doors every Sunday. On one hand, we are more networked than ever before. We go to work, interact with people we see at the gym, talk with other parents at our kids’ soccer practices, and probably even attend church most Sundays.

Yet, many people spend their days feeling as isolated as ever, wondering if we’re really connecting. Our society is more “connected” than at any other time in history, yet people are still longing for community.

In some ways, technology hasn’t helped.

While it has created ways for people to seem more connected, it still leaves a void. Social media allows us to keep up with people and interact in new ways. Podcasts and YouTube videos let us catch up on the sermon we missed last Sunday. Email and apps keep us updated on what’s going on.

Technology ensures that we don’t miss anything; yet, the truth is that most people live many of their days feeling stressed–like something is still missing.

While technology has created a larger void in some ways, it does give church leaders access to information and tools they can use to actually help people overcome these challenges. Today’s church management software systems (ChMS) have created new opportunities to enhance their discipleship efforts despite the fact that we live in an increasingly busy and noisy world.


Today’s church management software systems (ChMS) have created new opportunities to enhance their discipleship efforts despite the fact that we live in an increasingly busy and noisy world.


How do you create an environment where people learn what it means to be a disciple who makes disciples in a decentralized world?
Here are four ways your church management software can help:

1. Be more effective about helping people connect and assimilate through automation.


As church leaders, it’s easy to think our assimilation process is intuitive and easy. But for many of your guests and new members, it’s not. People need to be guided to the next step they can or should take.


Many church leaders rely on manual processes and systems to move people toward deeper levels of engagement. You might be using your church management system to identify new members, but it still requires you to reach out to them manually (personally or through a volunteer). As a result, moving people from first-time guests to fully-engaged members requires a lot of work, and there’s always a risk that people will slip through the cracks.


You might be using your church management system to identify new members, but it still requires you to reach out to them manually (personally or through a volunteer). As a result, moving people from first-time guests to fully-engaged members requires a lot of work, and there’s always a risk that people will slip through the cracks.


The good news is that new technology makes it easier to automate and augment the assimilation process by setting up communication steps that help people identify with your church and find their places in it.

Are you using your church management solution to guide people through the assimilation process in a relevant and personal way (based on their life stage and interests), then automating the hand-off to the area of ministry they’re interested in? If not, this is an invaluable tool to accelerate assimilation and enhance your discipleship efforts.

2. Be more intentional about ensuring people don’t slip through the cracks.

What if you could be notified that a church member or family was thinking about unplugging well before they left your church?


This is entirely possible because of the information that likely exists in your systems.


A lot of times, we don’t recognize people are disengaging until they’re completely unplugged. At that point, it’s often too late.


It’s rare that a church member or family withdraws suddenly; most of the time, it starts with the thing that will be noticed least.

They stop giving.


Then they might stop going to worship every Sunday.

Then they stop volunteering or going to small group, which is most often when someone finally notices. At that point, they’ve probably already checked out.

This is where your ChMS can help. Setting up engagement rules around some of those leading indicators allows you to get ahead of a person or family that is starting to disconnect.

This is a real opportunity for ministry.


Using the same criteria that monitors people’s increasing involvement, we can set up checkpoints to ensure people aren’t starting to slip away. You begin to catch these members by setting up business rules that notify you when someone begins to disengage and can automatically reach out to them in a personal and relevant way.

3. Be more efficient at engaging people in personal, relevant, and timely ways.

Earning the attention of church members has become much more difficult in our increasingly noisy world. We can’t expect people to remember or be motivated to act on an idea they hear during one hour on a Sunday morning.

Fortunately, technology can help you bridge that gap between Sundays and engage every person more effectively.

This is where your church management software becomes an invaluable tool.


It combines the data you collect with a communication tool that applies that information. You have access to information that can be leveraged to help people grow spiritually. You know their life stage, their interests and, in some ways, where they are in their discipleship journey.


Segmentation allows you to strategically communicate with church members based on their specific interests and involvement levels in your ministry. Personalization allows you engage each church member with contextualized next steps to help them grow individually.

An effective church software allows you to monitor and measure your communication efforts to increase ministry effectiveness.


Understanding how people are interacting with your church not only helps you know what’s working, it helps you engage each church member effectively and uncover what’s most pressing in their lives.

4. Be more deliberate about defining and monitoring your discipleship pathway.

Creating an environment where people are becoming disciples who make disciples requires equipping people to do ministry. Few church leaders are satisfied with a church that simply collects people and reports their attendance, but that’s how many use their church management system.

Advances in technology now allow churches to equip lay leaders and volunteers in your church with tools they can use to manage ministry through mobile applications.

Whether it’s a small-group leader keeping track of attendance or a volunteer recording notes from a visitation, leveraging mobile technology to equip lay leaders to be more effective is an increasingly important trend church leaders should know.
Technology Doesn’t Have To Dehumanize Discipleship – It Should Enhance It

It’s tempting to think that technology removes the relational aspect of ministry or makes discipleship seem cold; however, nothing can be further from the truth.

Rather than relying on one-on-one interactions or manual processes dependent exclusively on someone making a contact, technology gives you the ability to move people toward deeper levels of engagement in a way that’s automatic, personal, and scalable.

Setting up notifications around engagement allows you to identify when a church member is starting to slip through the cracks, well before they’re gone. Using a church software with mobile app technology lets you equip the saints for ministry in a new way. If anything, technology doesn’t dehumanize the discipleship process, it enhances the relational aspect of it, allowing you to maximize ministry impact


As church leaders, it’s important to remember that Jesus used the things that were around him to communicate and teach. We have to do the same thing.


If we’re going to reach people and accelerate Kingdom impact, we have to be confident the tools we’re using are actually working. Applying these four ideas and finding ways to leverage them through your church management software is essential for engaging people and making disciples in today’s digital world.

abatisegun:
OP has different meaning to d vers entirely

I don't have any different meaning to the verse. I just want to understand the passage because I am always whenever I read it.

Mat 15:8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.

Garrithe1st:
Wike sounds moronic.... Sorry to say.

A Governor who speaks so senselessly.

Spits on Wike's obese body.

BMC spotted