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Evaberry:
.the idiot was always in school in the evening walking from W.A.H. to IVL with her. kidding her in public too. you are a bastard dear ex

Familiar places you mentioned there. Women Affairs Hostel & ICB/IVL Hostel( can't rem the full name). Am I correct?

LubeyNaijaBlog:
7. Coconut Beach In Badagry.


http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/05/7-tourist-centers-you-didnt-know.html?m=1

Agbokim water falls is not included in this list o. It's in Cross River State. Pls do your research.

Meissner:
I chose university of Ibadan last year but wasn't admitted because my 8year old WAEC result has Cs in my core subjects.
I chose LASU as second choice but wasnt admitted too.
The UTME score of 308 just wasted.

I have just gotten 305 in this year's UTME again but I dread wasting it like last year's.

I need medicine admission. Kindly suggest federal or affordable state universities where my chances of admission is pretty high with the available grades and scores.

Again if you are someone or know someone or know someone that knows someone who can help. Kindly prevent this long conceived dream from dieing.
Thanks.


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OP, pls ensure your 8 years WAEC is still acceptable. There is a specific number of years after which WAEC results will no longer be tenable.
This is not to discourage you further but to ensure your foundation is good. I'll also suggest you choose a less competitive course or go to a polytechnic. Do not waste this time.
Which university did you choose this time?

This is really insightful especially for Nairalanders who seize every opportunity to tow the tribal lines.

My profound gratitude goes to professor Yusuf Dankofa, Faculty of Law, ABU Zaria who made an analysis with respect to the state of the Nigerian political-economy vis-a-vis the gathering that took place in Minna, Niger State on 12th May, 2017 and he almost drove me to tears, what a pitiable mockery of reactionary citizens we have become!? Enjoy the analysis, viz:
30 private jets that landed in minna for elite solidarity with former President Babangida establishes one fact;the Nigerian economy is being run and managed for the benefits of some few elites.If you are in doubt,pls google the costs and maintainance of a gulfstreem jet and you would be puzzled and confused as to how a dysfunctional and disjointed economy that is totally unproductive and in fact moriboud can sustain such a grandiose display of opulence in the face of economic extermination of the majority.Most of them are not industrialists,because the nation has no functional industries and they do not have any patent over any invention that may be money spinning.They are consultants.In Nigeria the upper class consults for the nation.If the nation wants to develop a blue print for selling national assets(the only thing the elites do very well is to sell national assets),the elites would act as consultants drawing fabulous payment for advising govt.to sell such assets.They then invite foreign cronies who will come empty handed to Nigeria,borrow money from nigerian banks and buy such assets and they will call the white man who came empty handed foreign investors.Nigeria therefore is a fat cow to be milked by those in authority.They are united in this purpose.
They are oblivious and thoroughly unmindful of any cleavage and it really doesn't matter whether they are Muslims or Christians.What matters to them is how they will continue in unison to feast on the nation in order to maintain perennial and perpetual domination of the masses whom are intensely exploited and rabidly subjugated.For a nation that spends about a billion on annual presidential feeding,N40B on Senate overhead and another N23B to pay retirements benefits for ex leaders who are the consultants over the entire gross income of nigeria when the poor cannot find a respectable public school to educate his children,this no doubt represents a violent violation of the social contract.As at present,the poor majority have no purchasing power and inflation together with recession have so battered the poor into stupor that the poor in large droves continue to lose their poor paying jobs due to deindustralisation and the effect of a bankrupt policy that comes out from a predatory and destructive elites.
The elites are widely travelled and have seen and also experienced development in other climes.And herein lies the tragedy.Rather than re-enact the infrastructure they saw abroad in nigeria,they would rather use our resources to develop foreign countries.Rather than make our hospitals world class,they will prefer those in other climes.Rather than develop a good road network they will spend billions to patch only.And rather than establishing a national carrier,they will prefer private jets all because people are not their focal points.It is only them and them.The only advise they have for the poor is patience and that dubious slogan of change, 'change start with the talakawas' who have been agitating for an increase in their N18k minimum wage,while the elites who draw fantastic salaries and pension for life are yet to key into the change mantra.The only way for the masses is to close ranks and understand that they are not enemies.As a poor or deprived and abandoned middle class,if you still feel your problem is a muslim or otherwise or your grouse is against a yoruba or hausa-fulani,you still belong to medieval times.Your enemy is your leadership class who takes your birthright and dash it to himself and his harem of lovers!!!!.....Yusuf Dankofa

praisekeyzz:
pls bro I know you young and ion wanna be fukd up. I just need to know how I can avoid her

Don't try to avoid her rather be firm with her and tell her your stand. No more visits to her house. If you meet by any chance in the area, greet and walk away. Try to record your conversation when you meet on the street and she attempts to follow you. Don't show fear, it will only encourage her. Make sure to tell an elderly person you trust will not act irascibly in case she attempts to blackmail you. Most importantly, pray about it. Sometimes, esp. with these so-called prophets, it may not be physical. Pray and trust God. It is well with you.

RicardoRich:
All teachers have their secret funny nicknames...

I remember one corper teacher like that, in trying to read student's writing on the wall where they write '... wuz ere' (as in '... was here'), she said something like ' those of you writing wuzere on the wall.. ' They started calling her 'wuzere'.

NnamdiiKanu:

Why are Nigerian girlfriends naturally dumb and useless ??

He wasn't a killer when he was dating you and you were busy giving him your wet wet every morning and afternoon

Just because things didn't work out between you and him, he's now a killer ??

He gets girls pregnant and kill their babies ?? Weren't the girls volunteery opening their legs for him and not asking him to wear condoms

Women in this our generation are naturally brain dead

I've decided to marry a rat instead of getting married to these goat brain air head girls​

NnamdiiKanu:
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Why are Nigerian girlfriends naturally dumb and useless ??

He wasn't a killer when he was dating you and you were busy giving him your wet wet every morning and afternoon

Just because things didn't work out between you and him, he's now a killer ??

He gets girls pregnant and kill their babies ?? Weren't the girls volunteery opening their legs for him and not asking him to wear condoms

Women in this our generation are naturally brain dead

I've decided to marry a rat instead of getting married to these goat brain air head girls​

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NnamdiiKanu:

Why are Nigerian girlfriends naturally dumb and useless ??

He wasn't a killer when he was dating you and you were busy giving him your wet wet every morning and afternoon

Just because things didn't work out between you and him, he's now a killer ??

He gets girls pregnant and kill their babies ?? Weren't the girls volunteery opening their legs for him and not asking him to wear condoms

Women in this our generation are naturally brain dead

I've decided to marry a rat instead of getting married to these goat brain air head girls​

You were making sense before you started to generalise. It's a pity you came to such generalisation about women but this certainly says something about you. I sincerely hope you find yourself and the great life you are supposed to live. Only then will you be more capable to see a woman that doesn't fit into your generalisation.

TheLordIsGr8:
I love fairytales

Reality is so boring

so when will they release the movie version

Hahahaha. Just learn the lessons embedded. Learn from a REAL MAN. They still exist in REALITY you know. I hope you are one.

Flawed values, insecurity,no sense of commitment e.t.c. This has nothing to do with the wife. If she is not good in bed, they should both learn and teach each other. They could used instructional materials ( 3d not pornography o). Men, learn from this REAL MAN.
THE REAL MAN STILL EXISTS!!!

*LADY ON FIRE*
By Uncle Ebo


He was having his evening beverage


That's when she joined him.


"Hi there handsome, you're looking good. So fine I can eat you up" she said sitting down.


"I thought we agreed to keep away from each other? I am a married man" he told her.


" Come on. I won't bite. You can't resist me, no man can" she said.


"I am a married man" he told her.


"Fight all you want but soon I will have you. I am way better than your wife" she told him.


"You are nothing compared to my wife" he told her off.


"Really? All this body. All these curves. All these sweetness.


I bet your wife is not as good in bed as I am" she told him unbuttoning the top button of her blouse to reveal her cleavage then lifting up her skirt, just a bit.


"If I was a lustful and unfaithful man, all that would move me. But I am too grown to be enticed by what you're showing off.


I am a grown man, you think all that consumes my mind is sex? And for your information, my wife is actually great in bed" he told her.


"How will you know unless you do me.


Try me tonight. Let's drive in your black car to a romantic hotel, I promise you a night you will never forget" she told him.


"You know what you are? You are lazy? A lazy woman" he told her then took a sip of his beverage.


"How dare you call me lazy?! I am a high flying educated woman. Any man would give anything to have me" she said.


"Fair enough. But would you give anything to make a man?" He asked.


"What do you mean?" She questioned.


"You look at me and find me attractive yet you disrespect the woman behind who I am, you want me to cheat on my wife, the woman behind my attractiveness" said he.


He drank a sip and continued,


"My wife is responsible for the man in me that you want today. When I had little, my wife believed in me. These suits you see me wearing, are my wife's idea,


I ask for her advice on what to wear. My success has come to pass because she prays for me and puts up with my demanding work hours. She corrects me and moulds me and that has moulded my character.


The Range Rover you see me outside driving that you fancy, I bought that with my wife. She and I invested to buy our house. I look attractive and pleasant because she treats me well and gives me peace.


And now you want to have the man that she made out of me and dishonour her? You want to have the man that she has built for years? You are lazy?"


Silence.


"I see you turning down the single men who want you and yet you want me, a man that another woman has made?


No, it doesn't work like that. Find your own single man, believe in him, pray for him, support him, nurture him and mould him to be the attractive man you want him to be. You women have a nurturing and helping gift, activate your gift.


My wife has been busy building me and I will not leave her for a woman who has nothing to offer but her sexiness.


So if you may excuse me, I need to drive home and take my wife on a date. She deserves the best" he said as he stood up and drank a last sip.


He reached in his wallet and placed gh50 on the table.


"Have yourself a drink as you think about your life and how you'll stop being lazy and find a single man you can build with. My generous wife and I have paid for the drink" he said.


He walked away as she looked on.


"I need to find my own husband" she thought to herself. (#copied for all men)

Self esteem issues. She clearly doesnt see herself as such. Her self perception is low. The message is clearly not inappropriate. She needs to work on her self perception.
It may not be professional but its still not inappropriate to give a compliment. His intentions are not yet known. I really dont understand how he could 'steal' a number that was available on the Uber App

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Pls o, enlighten me. Is there something else she did? A crime? Because to the best of my understanding, defamation is not a criminal matter. It is civil and would not require her meeting bail conditions. Pls someone should help me understand.

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JCBOY4LIFE:
omg. to think that I ve been ttc for three yrs. Lord have mercy

Your baby(ies) is/are on the way. Never loose trust. God will perfect all that concerns you. You shall testify soon. Cheers.

Concerning the post, may God have mercy on the 'mother'. Child, rest in peace. Hmmm.

alfredo4u:
House, I know how helpful you guys have been. The last time I came hear was about my wife and I having argument for not saying thank ma to her mum.

Last night something happened. I'm staying in one bed room flat. Since her mum came for omugo/visit. I left the bedroom for them and start staying in the parlor. At night, I do expect her to join me in the parlor because our baby is two months and...

Last week, I have to beg her to join me in the parlor which she did. Three ocassions, I tried making love to her, she said... MY MUM IS AROUND AND WE SHOULD RESPECT HER PRESENCE. Seriously I got offended and did it without her offer. Up till now she don't like joining me in the parlor.

If I should do away runs now they will start complaining.

Pals you guys should pls advice me urgently because if this continues, I might do the otherwise.


Thanks

Sincerely, I do not understand the tradition that makes a man give up his matrimonial room for any of the mothers' who come to assist in taking care of the baby. Sometimes it is the men that want to run away from the baby's night cries. It even happens even though its a 3bedroom flat so its not an issue of the OP's present accommodation. This is one of the downsides of that arrangement.
Putting myself in your wife's shoes, I will not be comfortable. Men are wired differently. A woman will ask the husband to ensure the door is properly locked before they make love while a man in the mood thinks of nothing else at that moment. You can then imagine how she will feel to be in such an open place making out with you. In fact, in her mind, she thinks her mum already knows what she is going to do when she joins you in the parlour and that alone makes her shy.
OP, I understand you also have needs that need to be met but the bottom line of making love is for the enjoyment of both of you. So be patient with her. Communication is key. Don't bridge this subject yet. Instead, on a consistent basis, tell her how much you appreciate her, ask her how she is feeling, buy little things for her when you return from work, assist around the house as much as you can then she will open up to your advances. Even if she won't want penetration yet, you guys could try other pre-intimacy and whatever else both of you are comfortable with.
Lastly, even though we know that Mummy will not come out on you guys because she knows, your wife will not be as comfortable as you expect. So, when is the omugwo coming to an end? Get ready to assist when it does so that the next complaint will not be 'I am tired'
NB. Before, you have another child, try to get at least a 2bedroom flat so that you can remain in your room with your wife and baby while grandma stays in the other room with your other children. This way, you can both be comfortable making love.
Hope this helps. Cheers

Modified: It was very wrong and childish to force yourself on your wife. Please restrain from doing such again. Also endeavor to seek her forgiveness and show you really mean it. Let me believe it was your first and last time of doing such. Self- Control Bro.

Chibydinho:
This is my first time to share a problem here and I will appreciate everyone's opinion please.
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I have a gf that I've been with for some years now and everything has been going real fine. It was all merry going, though we've had few fights, but we always made up and the relationship continued.
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The real problem started some time last year when we had misunderstanding and was not on talking terms for few days. I dogged deep and discovered that my gf is hooking up with another guy and from findings, I noticed it was just a fresh talk which now evolved because of our little quarrel.. I kept calm and waited for weekend to visit her and make up things with her and also to know why she acted that way..
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When I went, I noticed she went out with this guy and even she came back..she didn't felt remorseful rather blamed everything on me and the issue we had during the week. I didn't loose my anger because of the love I have for her and tried working things up to make up with her...which was successful coupled with the fact that the guy later went back to school.
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From then till now, she kept contact with the guy, but I wasn't bothered because our love was flourishing and rationally, I never expected them to be sudden enemies... but the issue began recently when I failed on a promise to visit her at her place and considering stuffs I was doing.
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That was some days ago and since then she has been acting funny on phone and chats and I recently noticed that the guy is back from a romantic Fb post she made and tagged him.
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Honestly, I am tired of my gf using the guy as a bait or threat to me and needs advice on what to
do to end that...

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Thanks as you help a bro out of this emotional stress... I just love this Lady.

This is certainly not good for any relationship. It is called blackmail. It shows the immaturity of your gf if true. She clearly sees it is getting to you and she will continue and then blame you.
If you intend marriage since you say you love her, ask yourself whether you can cope with another guy being used as bait by your wife to get to you. When you answer sincerely, you will know what to do.
On the other hand, you say you love her and have been together for years but she is still just your gf! I may not understand the delay but probably she is beginning to see more commitment in the other guy. #Justsaying
Anyway, conflict resolution is very vital in any relationship. Learn the skill.

Benjom:
Bia, come, is that not an old woman and a very young man being joined together?
Let me find something to eat cos my eyes dey do one kine.

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Exactly my thoughts. I kept looking for the bride until I noticed it is the old woman.

This is beautiful. I like her dress sense. It just shows you can be properly covered and still look beautiful. Ride on girl.

Einl:
Are you OK??
Or are you making a joke??

He is as his moniker implies- Seeking Attention. It's a pity though.

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Wooden cage? Even our dogs(Rottweiler) destroyed their wooden cages. It is not safe o. They should make a strong iron cage for it if they intend to keep it and not send it to a zoo.
It must also be released once in a while to roam within a bigger secured area if not it will be more hostile. It would have been better if it was brought while still very small.

hope4life:
Iralife one by each is very grammatically correct.

Really? Pls use the phrase in sentences to enlighten me further. We learn everyday you know? Thanks

'one by each' said by a corper who taught us English Language in secondary school

Sinkills:
OK. Correction taken. Thank you very much for your apt and insightful contribution ma.

Thanks again sir

Sinkills:
This ia very apt and insightful. Thanks a lot for your contribution sir.

Thanks. I am a woman o.

Sinkills:
This ia very apt and insightful. Thanks a lot for your contribution sir.

Thanks. I am a woman o.

A Christian should be light and an example in any profession he/she practices. People say various negative things about different professions but we still have good Christians practicing those professions and holding unto the tenets of the Scriptures. For instance, not all lawyers lie as some are Christians and have DECIDED to obey God and shine as lights to others.
I remember my doctor (male) going into the theatre and praying earnestly before the surgery began while the people in charge of anesthesia were doing their part. I always thank God for his life when I remember.
Also, on a larger scale, male doctors/ medical practitioners are more sympathetic to the plight of women esp. in pregnancy. Some female med. persons could ask unreasonable questions like 'na you first born' when a woman is screaming due to labour pains. Most male doctors will rather pacify the woman.
In conclusion, no profession is stated in the Bible or any other book/place to be restricted to any gender. Just discover your purpose in line with your career and follow through. Decide to shine as light in that profession. Life is all about DECISIONS. Peace.