₦airaland Forum

cstr1000:
It is an envelope. A white envelope that contains the certificate inside.

Open your eyes.

And you had to be rude because...?

Wait they couldn't even be bothered to print something worthy of a honorable certificate? Some a.s had to write with marker on a cardboard?!?!

I just read this article and thought I should share with you all.

Pay attention to the comments within the article.

Id like to know your thoughts.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/world/2016/10/13/they-survived-boko-haram-now-millions-in-nigeria-face-a-new-threat-starvation/

The thing wonderment me o!

Please ask him well?

It's always so amazing when men judge women's indiscretions when them carry platinum medal for the same. Apart from that, they contribute to the issues fully. Ask me how many of them have turned away free puszy or told a girl let's wait till marriage...

People will just come on NL and be disturbing somebody who is busy watching ID channel! Haba!!!

smiliyB:
Answer the question,if u have ever participated in one,then u have no right to judge anybody....beside there are plenty of the girls dat still keep their dignity.

Very true.

So I'm assuming he paid the bride price for those girls he practiced manliness on abi?

OP answer na?

crackhaus:
Does it matter?

Remember he won't be the one needing something to be paid/bought on his head before he can be married.

No vex bro. I just thought I should ask o.

Lexusgs430:
Haba Sister, you suppose know say hin go don quality control tire

I completely agree.
People keep quoting our parents and grandparents who never got divorced. Let's ask them in secret if they would have stayed if they had the option to leave abusive relationships and marriages. I'm sure many would have.

It's not worth your life or the life of your kids to stay married, unhappy, miserable, abused, or even productive.

olagold79:
That's exactly what I wanted to point out. These pastors are hell bent on insisting divorce is not an option . meanwhile in most cases it's d only option,if she had died she would probably have gone to hell n her insistence on remaining in an abusive marriage contributed to it. You don't stay in a marriage where ur life is at risk

Hian! I was honly hasking ho!

The meter has runneth.

Gewezzy1:
hahaha 3 years thr ws collecting lol

My own two kobo must enter here.

IMHO
I think pastors must talk because they are convicted to talk. Hopefully they are speaking words directed by the Spirit.

I think if you are spiritually inclined the words would resonate within you.

Just let them be if you are not so inclined or if you don't trust pastors.

My assumptions...

I assume about half of all women of marrying age cannot cook. So let's throw them to the bush.

I assume half of the world's population is lazy. Male and female. The male is too lazy to work and the female too lazy to clean and cook. Maybe even too lazy to push out a baby. Throw them into the bush.

I equally assume that more than half the population of women cannot pray for one hour. OYO. Bush abi?

Men. No work and you are of marrying age seeking marriage? Please escort yourselves to the bush.

One of my favorite sayings is that wisdom is the principal thing. Why not just decide to be wise? Why constantly assume that because a pastor said it, it must be true and gospel? Why not seek your own truth based on your own particular circumstances?

I don't have a problem with the pastor's words, but why are people judging and saying what they can and cannot do?

Be careful what you say, it can bite you in the asz and then you'll be shouting devil.

If the woman cooks like a chef, cleans like a pro, and prays like a pastor but has no job and doesn't give good sez people will still complain.

Or if he has a great job and enough money to care for you but is a bozo you will not remember that the pastor said he is perfect.

Pray for your own personal perfect match and let person hear word.

I'm going back to watching CI.

Oho

Wisdom has come...

Hope he hasn't been doing o?

They will practice with non members and concretise with members. Bullcrap...

Gewezzy1:
My Bf of 3 years is an RCCG member in fact strong one. No wonder wn we talk about marriage he changez the subject Cs am not an RCCG member. Eehn Okay na let see ow ds goes o since pastor alrdy said dnt marry outside RCCG

She wanted to leave and the pastor said no.

Abi?

What if it was the spirit of heaven telling her to leave? But the pastor said what?! Boys and girls... The pastor said NO!

Sometimes our gut speaks to us. Our God given intuition and common sense speaks to us but we push it aside...

Why didn't he just leave her? I don't get this...

Lord I'm tired of bad news this evening. I'm leaving NL to go to bed biko...

Exactly!

jaybeekay:
he actually did. he was being sarcastic

I think the white guy is just being sarcastic...

Yaykpa! You are ready to die because of 30min less time to cook beans?! I'm suspecting you!

I wish you the best and speedy recovery.

lirusehn:
you won't want to miss it Ahswear.



I even prepared beans with it today. If I wan die mah Kuku die once.


Go get yours

Please tell them... I've been laughing at the comments since. Nigerians do not disappoint.

OP sorry about it. I was planning on getting one but now I change my mind. Thank you.

lirusehn:
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Bros you wicked o

Motherfucker2:
This is what I'm currently going through now.
My girlfriend is giving me poison, if a goat eats what she's been feeding me, that goat go die.

The worst part be say this girl fine and she's lovely but i can't continue eating that dog shiit she calls food, i don skinny like say i get H.I.V

Not me o.
I'm just a casual observer.
It's what you have to offer her that matters.

photoshoot:
Lool
Errr, let me ask you, if you vote for me, what would you want

Greedy na. You asked for vote. You haven't received reply self, you threw in vote. Kai. Don't complete the story and disappoint o.

Ok. What will she get in return?

photoshoot:
Haha
What I do ooo

Afternoon. I'm doing well. Yourself?

mzjaney:
No be small.

Morning dear, how are u?

Hmmm

He's a typical Nigerian politician... Lol

mzjaney:
Ok sir.

Lololol.... Nigerians! Funny as fu.k

BTW it's 'epp' not 'help'...

RichYoungNigga:
Shut up.
Who America don help

See vexatious vexation!

RichYoungNigga:
People like you are the problems of Nigeria, they lick white men's ass, You haven't been to any foreign country in the world, how do you come to conclussion about what you said about Nigeria ??
I can help you buy some senses because you need them.
you're the most unintelligent person in the world.
You're stuck in Nigeria and probably never been to any country to see how things are done.

1. Hypocrisy : Nigeria likes foreign goods ?? In America, we import 70% of what we use.

2. Always showing off ?? Really ?? Have you been to a country where they value Nike or Adidas sneakers and live on borrowed things ?? 90% of Americans don't pay cash when they buy things.

3. Accept corrupt as the norm : Nigeria is not corrupt, have you been to China ?? You need to go to China to know what corruption mean.

4. We hate our Environment : My first day in America, i got to Miami Florida and was so disappointed, i would prefer Ajegunle to what i saw, Do you think America is what they show you on TV ?? Have you been to Queens New York ?? Alabama ?? Mississippi, Louisiana ??

5. We kill animals ?? Really, we kill anything, everything and eat everything in America. We kill and eat Raccoons, rattle snakes, turtles, hogs,Mouse, els, bats, anything you can think of, if we catch that dolphin, e no go believe wetin we go do to him

You're just a hypocrite that needs to travel around the world and stop saying bad things about Nigeria.

You're lame

Are you afraid that you might not be able to cope?

Bear in mind that their student support system actually exists and is very useful.

Kindly accept. My prayers and blessings go with you.

Team16:
Bro I appreciate. My interest in a PhD isn't to be lecturer now. My research is industrial based and applicable to government related issues in terms of making policies. Job prospects, I'm looking at IEA, IAEA and the likes. That's my plan and before now I wanted to take it one step at a time before this offer came in this afternoon and I need to reply tomorrow.

Ah!!!

Tallesty1:
Kikikikikiki......... She's losing it finally.When did marrying a foreigner become a crime? We are not talking about Nigeria men, we are talking about men that are interested in the Ikejis.

Can't you say one thing and stand by it?
Since the other 4% are foreigners then I think it is safe to conclude that all your relations who are male are among the 96%


Marriage takes place every Saturday between Nigeria men and women.

This is a Linda thread ma

Because you couldn't comprehend it doesn't me it is flawed.

My post was about some self made women not all. I never generalized.

At least I identify with Nigeria men but you're a just a girl

Nah one boat carry me and all your male relations and future husband(ie is if u will marry a Nigerian)

Ermmm oga oshiom-ole...no be today

Not only the deputy...most of the people of edo state.

F&cker

Shior... Abeg o.

It's not the same. She gets to learn to hold body. Besides we don't want any underage mother na... She will wait for prince charming...

smoothvee:


You've officially bursted my brain! pray about it? Hahahaaha its not fair naa.. Need ur word. Where do u stay dear lag?

Nb: y u will waste the dog conji if its u nd the dog no gree u...tell me wat u will say. *picks silpers vooooom!

What are your favorite proverbs, parables, wise Sayings, advice, or Folktales you have heard over the years?

You can write as many as you know. Even in your language. Just kindly interpret for wider understanding.

I am not talking about quotes from religious books. Just traditional words.

Thank you.

Isok... All the same, but I'm not ready to breed her. I want her to be at least one year old before I do that.

I'll pray about it. If I see you in my dreams I'll dash you one. Is that fair?

smoothvee:
Dearie is it a female dog? If it is if it gives birth pls dash me one..really want a lhasso but just moved into a new apartment so im kinda not up to buyin one

Unfortunately I can't 'like' your comment 100 times.

400billionman:
Just one year ago, they were warned.

HISTORY must repeat itself.

Talk of a dog going back to its vomit.

Dull Nigerians, how can you place your destiny in the hands of a person far less intelligent than you are ?

It takes a high level of intelligence to succeed in many spheres of life, not quota system or luck.

It is always amusing to me when people who pass by Edo state are of the opinion that the state is booming. What projects did you see that gave you this opinion? Is it the hunger and desperation on the faces of the people? Or the mud and dirt you have to go through daily? Or the deep holes on roads and acute taxation it's citizens have to pay? Or the harassment of the citizens? Or the poor condition of schools where children still sitting on floors and bricks in 2016? Hmmmm... Don't compare Fayose to oshiomhole. Fayose himself will take offence.

EbukaLive:
Why add Aliyu? When we all know he is now a Christian. That is how they posted a picture of Spidermen that was actually from Cameroon. I have been to Edo twice, Igarra and Benin. I saw developments and interacted with real Edo people... Just like Fayose in Ekiti. Adams is in control in his own state...

My thoughts exactly.

christinie:
Now yoy are blaming her for the man's sexual recklessness?


Oh! It is well with women.