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Dagger111:
This is a fool mentality. As such, we will continue falling under articles below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.


Werey lady.

Hahah nice write up sir, quite educating

FalseProphet1:
The reason why that lecturer flogged her was not because she didn't wear Ankara but because she refused to open her legs to him, I see that lecturer becoming miserable in life, I see him entering into a problem that will ruin his career because of women, I see him getting sacked by the university.

This I have seen.

Oga seer, weldone o

Chatflick:
Omo naija girls no fine again for my eyes

Na see finish nah , anyway no be your fault shaa, naija girls don sell their souls to money, so ......

Amojii:
Double meat...

Use the goat for pepper soup and smoke the Python for later use.

Sorry buddy, wrong reply on the wrong post

This guy is upto something

Where is adamumu garba, let him go and negotiate with them o, so that they can add COW-IE to the list

Is it your concern if they suffocate or not, give the yoruba nation their freedom first and allow them be, na your suffocate?

Gullah:
Oga suspend that fasting and treat yourself. You can always continue with your fast when you are OK. You can as well pray over whatever situation you are facing without fasting because of the condition you are in. God knows about the situation you are in and he will grant you the desires of your heart if it's not contrary to his will.

This is very clear, nice one

I go simply go paste an ipob sticker on his back, then the rest will be history

Slimslimqq:
The problem here is not the church but ur brother.

he isn't a kid any longer, so he can make decisions by himself either good or bad hence his submission to the church.

But something I don't understand about some churches again is why are they looting the masses?

Are they not supposing to be enriching people?

Me Shar I trust myself, no matter what u tell me or I see, I can't be brainwashed by those fake men of God.

My father is a pastor also, and instead of collecting from people, instead he gives out.

dear, your Father is not a pastor, he's just a good man that decieds to fear God and do the right thing.
His type is very rare.

heendrix:
I dont know sha o but something tells me he's talking to our Ipob celebs, dem just too loud esp their movie celeb counterpart

while ninalowo is quiet zubby micheal on the other hand would just keep disturbing our timeline. Today he's spraying money on upper iweka bridge, 2mrw he's under 3rd mainland bridge troing money up. Make EFCC even carry am one day with that man of war n let them both be tranfered to Borno

see how tribalism made you look like low budget samloco efe.

Well, i pity whoever that still believe in love,
I've already deleted marriage from my agenda since when i was 25, women will offend you and still make it look like you are the one at fault.

paulolee:
commendable....congrats kelz...
e jus remind me of those goals wey I de score for mtn 5 aside competition for ajegunle dt year..
I was so bad in these kinda goals dt dey named me van persie...i was soo red hot on form that opposing teams do fear me and do talk about me like we hype cr7 n messi..
bin think say I go get sweet career in football but my dad say education is the key to success and thats how I ended up studying economics in my state..
but I still see myself playing as d top 9 for man.u....bcox i gat a piece of cavani n a touch of rashford....fergie abi??

bros, i believe you, destiny can be delayed but can never ne denied, you will win at the end.

Franzinni:
This is systemic ... It is a script and those soldiers that died are just the inciting incident.

It is a script ... I employ you to go on youtube and watch all the archive videos on the biafran civil war ... There was a script that was used to play on emotion and gullibility.

It is a script ... The army should please locate the criminals that did the dastardly act and not be tempted to go the ODI route ..

It is a script!!!

chai, but you for avoid weed shaa, which one be script again?

this one pass me shaa, anyway, i don get story for a short film.
even to say RIP these days dey hard me, cus e be like say the thing dey sweet mr. death wella.

These people sef, una no dey rest ni?
Nobi una fellow hustlers be that?
Anyway,wetin concern me.

Says the world's most incompetent armed force.

Good day beautiful and handsome nairalanders, am Troy Chidozie isaac, from abia state but lives in asaba delta state, i learnt musical production in the studio and now i really need a job in the studio, please i need help. Thanks guy's.

Good morning beautiful and handsome nairalanders, and happy new year and month, please guys I need help, am troy Chidozie isaac from abia state but lives in asaba delta state, i learnt musical production in the studio and now i really need a studio job to keep myself busy,
Please I'll appreciate it so much, thanks guys.

what about JERRY AMILO who had accident , died and woke up

nice one sir , am a musical engeneer or soud producer but i can't find a studio to work in ever since i finished my apreinticeship in a studio, pls i really need help from brothers and sisters here, i curently recide in asaba delta state .

Nice one, am looking faward to see merlin's characters and their recent looks too

Na wah o, dis guy dey talk as if im no be film person,
there must be mistakes in everything, who no dey make mistakes?
even dem editors, their own worst pass,
even oyinbo people dey make mistakes on set, if u doubt me, just download or watch any behind the scenes or making of their films, they even miss their lines and even speak english (their language) wrongly.
so to me, dis mumu just dey find attention.

you mean nigerian dulgh lundgren (red scorpion)

Ah bros, ur blood dey hot ni

when someone start to seperat his or herself from biafra or speaking against biafra,
failour follows that person,
make reserches, u'll understand,
check the lifes of sunday oliseh, ibe kachikwu and so many of em.

Xaos:
[color=#008080] So?
How does this fùcking article helps humanity?
What's the importance of knowing the kind of people girls roll with?! Next time waste your time on something
meaningful.[/color]

Xaos:
[color=#008080] So?

Ah bros, ur blood dey hot ni

How does this fùcking article helps humanity?

What's the importance of knowing the kind of people girls roll with?! Dude, next time waste your time on something meaningful.[/color]

[quote author=Xaos post=55919146][i][font=serif][color=#008080] So?
How does this fùcking article helps humanity?
What's the importance of knowing the kind of people girls roll with?! Next time waste your time on something meaningful.

Girls abeg make una no kill me o.

Guys, no be only when u get money or u be ''fineboy'' that girls will follow u like some people would say,
there are some other things that attracts girls,
heres the
List of the kind of people girls likes to follow or like to be with:

1)the number one on this list is PHOTOGRAPHERS,
even dictionary cannot give the discription of the kind of love girls have for photograph. to the extent that they take selfies even in the church while falling under anointing.

2)OKADA/KEKE RIDERS
eeh....this one i....have to say that 99% of girls love keke or okada riders, cus they are entitled to free rides anytime.

3)INTELIGENT GUYS
inteligece isnt an installed thing,
it is an inbuilt quality (follow come)
so guys if having a girl is ur problem,as long as u are inteligent, dont worry,
u'll have em in hundred folds. more expecially in the campus, if u be olodo like me...lol, no girl for u.

4)SHOP OWNERS
If u are a shop owner,
girls'll be flocking arround u like flys,
dont ask me why, cus i dont know eigther..

5)SINGERS/MUSICIANS
Ok this time am 80% sure that atleast 99.9% of girls likes music and good singers, so if u are a goodsinger and u have a good voice like me,(no joke o)
u dont need to womanize, girls'll be manizing u,
ask church choirmasters...lol
(na craze dey worry me today)
thats it guy, my brain is almost empty now so feel free to add urs
-isaac troy

Op, this one wey u stop at 2037, na that time world go end ni? no offence just asking