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Katsumoto:
Sagamite

What a story. 

But once you knew popcorn was the issue why didn't you do 'return of the mack' with[b] all you can eat popcorn[/b]?

PLAYER!    J'accuse!

You better thank your lucky stars; teenage boys always think with their third legs.

So it's only teenage boys?  hmmm.  Okay.  Got it. 

Once the girl sat down again, there was still hope. Saggy killed the move by not asking, in a very soft voice, why she did what she did.

P-L-A-Y-E-R!  Pplaaaaaaayyyaaaaaaaaaaa!  Puh-layer.  Player Player.     


If that's not a "player," you can correct me and provide the appropriate term for such proficiency in the arts of and I will stand corrected.  Gracias, Senor. 

Sagamite:
I came back to my senses and sat back down. She sat back down and continued watching the movie. I just sat there dazed wondering what the fck was the problem but hoping she would calm down and I would still get to launch my Koboko as I had set my sight on a launcheon party. Teenage hormones get power pass brain o.

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After 2 hot slaps from a crazed girl, he still has hope.  Lawd a'mercy.  The thing powerful gan o.  Mo dupe f'olorun I am a woman so. . . I can think with my head.  

I also want to crown Emeka 7 as the most enterprising most aggressive most ingenious campaigner on this  here Nairaland.  Wow!  Are you in school?  What's your major?  lol.  I see you as a future real-life campaign manager or candidate for elective office.  Or businessman.  Or Inventor.  Whatever.  The world is your oyster.  
Jackpot was also very industrious with his campaigning.

mukina2:
foreign section is not as active as other sections, who deserves to win there?

Why would I spill now? Anyway, I was half-kidding. It doesn't appear anyone is particularly bothered there was no election there. If I, or others, do a thread, wrapping up the year of 2011, the few active people there may choose to commend their favourite poster.

There wasn't one for the Foreign Affairs section in Politics either. I'm gonna do a "surprise " thread about the deserved winner later. oops! Take my hint

mufc009:
1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

7. The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA

Below is the 2011 complete list, 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM

Wow!  It was close.  Eze Onlytruth's supporters really pulled out all the stops.  

Congrats, Egbon Gbawe!  Where's your de facto your campaign manager, that scary DK?  

Oga Katsumoto, you done good too.  

DK, You don't scare me.  You're dealing with a diva now.  So, be warned.  BTW, this video you posted was tolerable: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAsjoBl9aRw.

You can play the drums, right?  Omo Odua like you.  hehehehe.  I've decided drummers are the hottest thing yet.  So I will spam the thread with more drumming videos.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-w0pqT5RI
Ayodapo Oyelana: http://iyailu.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=22&Itemid=34


This one didn't pass the test last week for a Yoruba Keresimesi video
but the performance was in 1998, so they tried overall.
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OlaOne,
Sorry.  I didn't mean it that way.  BFF means "Best Friend Forever."  No homo.

Now if someone will please tell me what Bromance means. 

Jarus:
Less than 4 hours to go, who wears the crown? Will the Onlytruth hype translate to victory? Will the Gbawe challenge be up to the task?  Or will Katsumoto pull a surprise?   1.40am is the m-minute! Stay awake!

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She's a wife and mother; she holds no elective office.  Until she becomes a politician in her own right, or if there's allegations of law-breaking on her part, deal with her husband.  I don't think too many guys will allow anyone to mock their wives.  Even Jonathan might work up the nerve to stand up and beat you down if you talk badly about his wife to his face.

There are so many threads about the woman.  Is she that hateful?  I think a thread about whether or not she used her husband's position to steal money is more appropriate, IMHO.

P.S.: That wasn't a response to Sauer's post above. Just a general contribution to the thread.

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=816612.msg9859197#msg9859197 date=1325189576]^

WTH??

That was a scary treehugging liberal sob story. Do you drive a prius too? Smart car?

Kill the kokoro, put it out of it's misery already j/k

I kid [/quote]I already said, I'm not myself today.  lol.  I've never done anything like that before. 

But ladybugs are cute, I have to say.  Yeah, I've lost my mind.  It's official.

Aw crud!  I'm losing my touch! 

How could I have forgotten Spain?  And de Portugeezers!

Yes, I made up the Afghani connection, inspired by the notorious Nairaland Wikileakin.  

I've lost my mind.  You know what I've been doing all morning?  Trying to save a ladybug!  Yes!  Those beetle-like things but PRETTY with dots.  I woke up and saw something on my headboard.  Thought I didn't remember putting an earring there.  Picked it up; put it back down cos it was so tiny.  It just laid there dead still.  A few minutes later it starts trying to crawl and kept rolling over on its round back. lol.  So I keep turning it upright so it can keep crawling; thought about just putting it out but it's too cold.  Then I picked it up again and inspected it with a magnifying glass, and found that not all its legs are moving right and its side is slightly crushed in.  Long story short I've found they eat Aphids which are found around roses (there's a dozen roses in the room which is prob what attracted it), they're harmless and are just looking for warmth to hibernate, and they do drink water, which I tried to feed it.  hahahaha.  Almost drowned it.  Then I put all the roses on the floor cos I don't know how to pick out the Aphids which are probably microscopic anyway, and put the ladybug in the middle so it can smell the Aphids and eat them and get better so I wouldn't be a ladybug killer. 


So, yeah, even the ladybug is looking at me like, "lady, you've lost your damn mind, just put me out in the cold, please." 

favouredjb:
m in love with ekt-bear

Oh Dear! 

Ola one:
^^A new Stranger. Metamorphosis of Brother Stranger. And, his style is inimitable.

I am very happy to see him. 

Oh Dear God! 

Professor Olav and his love for Fstranger na something else o.

BFF.  Hope it ends well. 

Katsumoto:
@ OAM4J and Ileke

Na wa o

He's a Player Player nau.  don't begrudge him.

That thread is a bloodbath. 

Too long to read.  lol.  I have to go into my profile just to find my posts.  BTW, this sort of battles tend to happen at year-end.  (I seem to recall the great tribal wars of 2010 holidays.)  Kinda like meeting quota, huh? huh?  You know what I'm saying.   

Hahaha 

One day, I will reveal my connection with Japan. 

This diva is too funny. 

Right after you reveal your connection with Naija, with Brasil, with Cuba, with Britain, with Shangai, with Afghanistan, with. . .

Ah $@#*% you and your dubious connections.  What about this diva?  I'm soooo stressed!   

 

morufoye:
@ isale gan 2  
this your username is funny. is it what I am thinking?

isale-gangan, an area of lagos island.

isale_gan2.  2 as in squared.  gan x 2 = gangan.

lol.  tell seun to allow for longer usernames nau.  

Do not speak [s]unless you can improve the silence[/s] until you are spoken to. 

LEXYLOV:
Why all of you are condemning this man for just his simply laugh before an emperor   What have he done wrong ? Did he ask for your presidency ? a zoology man that taking care of his animal without wearing any shoe, you call him to be deputy governor of a state, he does and something happen you said he should be governor he does yet something happen again you said he should be vice presido he does again and eventually another thing happen again you say he should be president all the way from zoo to aso rock, what did you expect then  

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Poor Jonathan.  Seriously, the man is not equipped. He didn't set out to be president of the largest African country.  He spent his life being groomed to be vice this assistant that.  He was perfectly happy being Vice President without Portfolio, if not for the sickler Commander in Chief (RIP). 

Now, the man is simply being a welcoming host.  You can't meet your guests with a frown. To a gracious African host, a smile is no different from a handshake - it's how you greet company.  Nothing to it.  He is not a heartless man nau.  The smile is only out of place when sharply contrasted by the Sultan's more sedate demeanor.  Now, there's a man in tune with his surrounding.  Poor Goodluck. Bless his simple heart.

kingoflag:
LMAO!!!

I was about to ask : What is an EMBESILE?!?! Kinda sounded like a Yoruba word to me.

Embesile.   Eni ti a bi s'ile.   

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=833237.msg9853516#msg9853516 date=1325115499]I have been around, just been laughing at the rubbish been displayed here. 

thanks for your complements and have a nice belated Christmas and a lovely new year [/quote]Okay. So, is there something you wanna tell me?  It's just you and me now.  I am beside myself thinking you're someone (another poster) I know!  So you enjoy keeping us all in suspense? 

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=833237.msg9853399#msg9853399 date=1325113749]Finally page 45!!!

Isale gan as always very articulate 

freecocoa, na wa o Ike nwanyi [/quote]Hello, Alhaji, my love!  Or, is it "my bro"? I can't keep it straight anymore.  I don't see you much.  Happy New Year if I don't see ya for another long while.  *waves*


What really upset me was the pictures of the little kids posted by someone who must have gotten way too agitated.  Dude (you now who you are), you better be hot like your username. lol.  BTW, If you were banned, it wasn't me.  I simply wanted you to edit the pics out of your post, just as I requested.  I didn't even report it.  I did see that the post was subsequently deleted by moderators.  And I then edited my post to you.


I wanted Freechocolate banned though.  Yup!  To teach her a lesson.  hahahahaha.    


And to the person wanting to reason conference with Dayokanu. . .Lots of Luck! 

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Idowuogbo:
Madam we are cool to a certain extent but I am still offended and she knows dat,I chose to let it slide for reasons best known to me.She is aware dat I  am highly disappointed in the character she potrayed earlier,whether she got hired by Seun dat I do not know,but am still a bit perplexed on why she reacted to DK in such manner sha.I think Dk is dealing with that himself,I would zip it hopefully no tribal insults come forth from her again.

Freecocoa am I clear?

Oh, I'm not saying she's the only one.  But it was out of character and the whole thing was bizzare.  I have no more to say, but. . . PEACE.  Happy New Year.

freecocoa:
O boy see analysis,hmm the matter o serious gan o,this really got me ROFLMAO, please cease fire o, war don end,peace.  

Okay. 

gozzilla:
Shake my head ,  in total disgust,  Na wa o.

I want to be sure, all this insult are they like for real. Is there so much hatred in the heart of the average Nigerian. Tribalism, is as deadly as terrorism or even racism. It is a time bomb waiting to explode. How much longer before a group of people become "cockroaches" fit for matcheting. Let us thread jejely young peeps.

Read between the lines: it was just a paid job to her - generate traffic by keeping hate flowing.  That's why she kept telling her confused and offended "friend" not to worry, that it was just for this thread and they were still cool.  That's why, after 44 pages of ugly mean-spiritedness - after all that invective, she can simply blink and tell all her nemesis, "hey it's all settled, we're all cool now, peace."  Tribalist for hire. Very noble.  Nice work if you can get it, huh?  The reputation of Nigeria be damned, huh?  People reading the thread constantly asking, is this how racist you people are?  Turning more and more ignorant folk into tribalists.

Just goes to show you, Nairaland is not Nigeria.  Say it loud and clear

cap28:
here is an interesting documentary about DRC from american investigative journalist - keith harmon snow:


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That video is mind-blowing.  It's about "The Politics of Genocide," and includes simple re-telling of the Rwanda war and what led to it and all the misinformation and propaganda after it, also Idi Amin/Uganda, Congo, Ivory Coast, etc.  Everyone (All Africans) should watch it.  And it's not even anything conspiratorial; just as straightforward and mainstream as the truth gets. Pure investigative journalism.  Nothing left-wing or right-wing about it.

BTW, if you want to publicly criticise and reveal USA foreign policy duplicity, you better be a US citizen.  Cap, I'm sure you know why.  lol.

I check this often: http://www.youtube.com/user/AfriSynergy

AjanleKoko:
back to work

Make that moolah!  



Babies gotta eat.  

Now I have to start behaving in a [i]diva[/i]ish way . . and doing [i]diva[/i]ish things. . .

I can learn from the best.  Aretha Franklin is universally proclaimed as a diva extraordinaire - she even hosted a show, right?  A series of them, where she flaunted her superdivaness to put Celine Dion in her place. 

A great one to learn from.  I shall commence studying the videos - her mannerisms, spending habits (yeah right), hand gestures, haughty mein. . . 

hahahahaha.  I think I like it actually.  That's me: D-I-V-A 

Yes yes indeed I do. 

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=816612.msg9844153#msg9844153 date=1325003821]Isale's reference to My Dreams:

That thread --> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-833237.0.html[/quote]Oh, Kilode,

I went in there looking for you. Missed my way along the way. Long story short. . . uuglyyyy. . . I laid into some folks. . .huge pileup. . . your ol' buddy and fstranger's soulmate went at me . . .old wounds reopened. . . mangled bikes and everything in there.  Next time, just link the specific post.   Also, apparently, I'm a "diva." 

My guess is that Katsumoto is one of the little ruffians in that Japanese home video.  You see the older boy learning karate?  I doubt that's him sha.  Even at such a tender age, he knew how to go under the radar.  Very clandestine brother.  Right now he's prob undercover in Czechoslovakia.

Ola one:
Merry Xmas, moi people.

hehehe. Some don't like that "xmas" word. Merry Christmas, Happy Boxing Day and the day after that.

Ola one:
C'mon, page 7 and 0.

I want to say bye bye to this thread.

Why?  Is there something I can do?  Just say the word!

C',mon!

Really, you get one WISH. 

Hope your holiday is going well. 

Maybe I'll submit some grammar-related queries.

edited.

LagosShia, and Vedaxcool,
So you are both Yoruba, are you?  Can you give an age range (not a specific age) only if you care to.  Like. . . under or over 25, college age, 30-40, middle-aged, etc.

In the middle of reading Vedaxcool's replies.

P.S. There's no weird reason for asking about age. I was just curious about the maturity level of the people with whom I'm discussing. No offense, okay.