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Wonders shall never cease.  So, Debo is Yoruba afterall.   
Dobosky, Quick!  What's Omoge saida?  Also, ologbo is cat, but whatthehey is ogbologbo?

debosky:
Aunty gboromiro abi gbeborun ni mio ba yin wi o!

Are you sure you're a Seeker Soul, and not a SEER soul?  Cos I do believe that is that  's middle name.  No be me talk am sha.

debosky:
PS - Where is isale gan leemeji? That babe owes me [b]h[/b]an [b]h[/b]apology.

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[quote author=Zhul-fiqar link=topic=826513.msg9796205#msg9796205 date=1324296872]so you go to forums to make people "desperate" or laugh at their "desperation",right?

the flames of fitnah will only consume you alone.[/quote]I noticed you've decided to go and start your own idiotic "marriage" thread where Muslims can sling insults at other Muslims.  Very mature.  (I know the moderating is sub-par.) Instead of dealing with the haters, you guys are battling and disgracing each other.   

Vedaxcool, I promised months ago to read more of your posts but didn't get a chance.  I think this is as good a time as any.

pendo89:
Holy Ghost!!

I heard there are different kinds of virgins in nigeria.Those who do everything under the sun except Joystick in v.a.g.
I still dont know what to call them, am thinking sexually active virgins? but still

Supposedly you're one of the reasonable females in this section. Defacto "Romance Section Poster of the Year." How appropriate.

Xtfield:
Of course Nigerian will cry over the death of a good leader. I remembered Feb 13, 1976 when Late Gen. Murtala Mohammed was assassinated. I was in Form four in secondary school then. All the over 1000 students in my school and teachers cried. Our teachers had to plead with us to eat our dinner after we stayed away from lunch. And it was not just in Oro, Kwara State where I schooled, it happened all over Nigeria. He was tru;y loved and mourned by Nigerians.

Egbon,
Ee seere.  Tell them o.  That's exactly what it was like in '76 when Murtala was killed.  School was in pandemonium.  Teachers sobbing.  All these mothers rushing inside the school to pickup their kids.  Students freaked out - little primary school children didn't know what had just happened at Obalende. . . So I was told sha.  I be young'un meself.

lagcity:
ah ah. Now I know that you are a Kanuri man. You haven't got Yoruba language down pat. Ooni is not the same thing as Oni, the latter means "owner."

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=828430.msg9799421#msg9799421 date=1324327801]Ooni sabe of sabe

Ooni Popo of Popo

Ooni ketu of Ketu

etc nko ? I guess Oba is used by both Bini and yorubas then[/quote]Who is this AljHarem?   My Alhaji, what am I seeing here?   "Ooni Ketu of Ketu" instead of "OniKetu of Ketu"? Get it together o. 

Feliz Navidad, mi hermano.

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Sure, bro.  Not sure it worked though.  Sorry.  Maybe too limiting.  Hang in there.

hmm.  Where are the NL Igbos/Ibibio to help a brother out nau? Where is that Ezeuche that's always running around here flexing his Ibibio/Aro chest? (You might not want his advice though.  He's probably more American than you are.) lol.

You'll get some feedback soon.

Feliz Navidad!

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Atheists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM6h2EX-TIM


In this video David Oyedepo brags about how the young girl he slapped came to him a few months later to ask for forgiveness so that she could be spared death and eternal damnation in hell. Disgusting !

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM6h2EX-TIM[/flash]

Mehn, that's a mega church o.  The business of saving souls.  Naija my Naija. 

stagger:
I do customized T-shirts and monogramming as one of my businesses and I can tell you that her designs are horrendous! If my graphics people do that sort of copy and paste job, I will just sack them without hesitation. Can't spend money buying the machines in millions to produce such crap for customers.

If you want to learn, join my academy. We are starting courses in February!

Stagger has a sense of humour.

hmmm.  Somebody wants a fight.  I can't right now.  But I owe you one.

BTW, Blacksta, we're even now.  Feliz Navidad. OAM4JJ needs my full attention. 

OAM4J:
Totally unnecessary 

Whatever.  It wasn't about you anyway.  You think I'm gonna be cool with that stuff.  Ne-vah! 

You this guy better get off my case o.


@kilode,
I saw the spam-botted post in your profile. Can't imagine the problem sha. Will read it fully when I return it.

The way this story is told makes little sense.

Why would he need a divorce when he can seek an annulment? And he can get it quicker too. Unless they already went forward with the marriage, now years later he is using that as an excuse.

Bogus tale.

[quote author=okada_man link=topic=816612.msg9797489#msg9797489 date=1324307915]OK Oga OAM4Jollification, I have a message from Kilode?!

Please make my last post appear as soon as you can, and unban my ID. Your Spambot is acting like a face-slapping pentecostal pastor, misunderstanding somebody's comment/posts 


Cc: r231, Freiburger[/quote]I strongly advice that you not incite those power-hungry ** )$&T^#&@$)_%^$)$#*!!!($Y*)#YR@_EUWR)(WRYE)*YT)$*R@__@$R$E excuse for moderators into ya biz.  Remember how they used that opportunity to go deletions crazy in the other thread.  "Off-topic posts" in a general thread, my a@@!  

Anyway, from experience, I know that most spam-botted posts will usually auto-resolve.

[quote author=okada_man link=topic=816612.msg9797440#msg9797440 date=1324307356]^
Trying to shame the purists?

Well played warrior lady, very well played.[/quote]Happy Holiday, Kilode!

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They're not purists, o jere.  The below is for them two.

DeboDebo, Simplify this!
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debosky:
Nice try.

Since you and katz begged us to reduce the level of ijinle Yoruba in use on this thread, ogbologbos like OJ and myself have had to resort to watered down Yoruba that you simple folk can understand.

As for the x-rated incantation expert, he'll be back once he wakes up.

Who be that?  The one I'm thinking of never sleeps.

(Crud!  Not being able to modify is wreaking havoc on moi!  lol.  Hence 3 posts where one would do.)


Okay, so Debo and OJ, I have to take you to the woodshed on this one.  It took me until now to know whattheheck OJ was talking about here:

OAM4J:
You think its easy to teach[b] 'amin oke',  'amin arin' and 'amin isale'?[/b] Besides am an expert 

debosky:
Joo bami ko isale gan gan ni amin ede Yoruba - the girl just murdered the amin on this phrase:

Instead of 're-mi re-re' she used 're-re mi-mi' for ara-oko. Ara oko gbaa ni omo isale yii sha. . . .abi ikokuko omuti la tun ri nibiyi 

I know y'all think you're perfect, but I am here to tell you both that the "amin" should be "ami."  Just try saying it.  Phonetically, it doesn't sound right.  a-mi-n?  aa-mi is what it sounds like to me o.    

How's my Yoruba now?  Huh?  I say, HOW'D YOU LIKE ME NOW?     

Koso Debo, Since you've got the eagle eye . . .

I was actually trying to play it safe so my words couldn't be twisted by that lurking malevolent Bleep-Rated Yoruba language and incantation expert, .  So, I went looking for french vowels to differentiate certain corruptible words.  Well, I goofed.  That's what I get for being an overcompensating reactionary.

Please don't say his name; he'll re-appear.

Mea Culpa!

I made a mistake.  Spotted it too late, and couldn't edit. 

I think I did it twice actually. 

Ironically, one area of Yoruba grammar in which I would get an A-1 is, accentuating / tonal marking.  I suck at definitions though.  All these ara-oko words from is just getting out of control.

Vedaxcool,

Why are you so passionate about attacking fellow Muslims? You don't see enough Muslim-haters on Nairaland to engage?

Very good move.  Good luck!

I would suggest you edit the title in the opening post, to add "(Ibibio)."

That way it will immediately attract those who can tell you about that culture.  Since you already know your father's tribe/ethnic group, I think being more speific would help a lot to get pertinent questions answered right away.

Katsumoto:
Haha

Kila gbe kile ju.

Wetin no go work for one month  

If e no work for one hour, person go meet hin maker. It had better not be the sontin that I am thinking. I no dey take that part play o.  

He who have ears, make him hear o.  

Ti a ban se re ka mo pe an se re; this one no be play o. Homer  OJ Simpson, e so ara yin. Ema je ki omode kan ri yin fin o.

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I guess these are the happening threads this weekend:

Just saw this one.  Granpa Ola sure is cranky o.  
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-827167.544.html#msg9792755

I tried to mediate here; better than my usual fight-promoting nau.  
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-827117.512.html

Perfect Romance thread for Kilode.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-827378.128.html

OAM4J:
Well those who dey drink sabi themselves . . .

All riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!  I confess!     I've been accused of writing like a drunk.  J'accuse!  Not fair though.  I imbibe not.  I'm just high on life. 

As you can see am coaching kats well, you too can enroll for special coaching. I charge only $1000/hour. 

Highway robbery!          Greed to infinity!    Look at this Ivan Boesky Gordon Gecko Barney Madoff dude. 

Katsumoto:
You need to take your Yoruba classes more seriously like me. You have some masters on this thread such as Kilode, Naijababe, and DK

I almost forgot about OJ Simpson. 

But if na pidgin, leave matter for mathias. Me sef na master for that one. 

I always thought I was a serious person nau.  But Japanese people own na something else.  (How's my pidgin? Good?)

*Wondering how many languages Katsumoto speaks*   

If it was possible to die of shame sha. . .

Uncle!

lol.

Anyway, I'm not asking anyone anything.  I shall be victorious.  I don't need any of yous.

Katsumoto:
Blade no fit cut spirit nao. 

I am still a student of agbaranla metaphysics. 

Katsumoto:
Ok, Egbon Kilode

E ma binu sinmi o.

O ri ido ba le ni mi wa o. 

But a real Oluwa must support indigenous teams.

Iyalode Naijababe

E ba mi be wan

Look how Katsumoto is throwing out Yoruba and pidgin phrases.  Show-off! 

Katsumoto:
I am looking for students to pass the bushido to so it doesn't die.

Wey your disciple, Blacksta?  Ask him to create a thread in Sports section, dealing with, all things martial arts.  I am curious to see his development from scrawny boy to strapping (Bruce  Li) man.   

Sorry, Blacksta, but Debo showed me ya pic.

Katsumoto:
. . .occassional spammers including iya isale gangan.   

Baba yi, ara-ókó omo Japan.    Don't look for my trouble o.  

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=816612.msg9791791#msg9791791 date=1324232917]. . . I don't trust that Cretin killer too, he's hardly sober anyway.[/quote]

OAM4J:
All of you changing my name without authorization will chop ban 

It's deja vu all over again.  hmmm.  Katsumoto = Kats/Katz; OAM4J = OJ.  Take your own advice, infallible moderator.


P.S. Found out this friend I was concerned about, eventually passed away.  Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi rajiun.  Very sad.  He was quite devout too.  Did his prayers all the time; I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to fast this past August when he was probably already on his way. . . .  Oh dear.  I just dug up a Prayer Book he gave me too.  His wife is already back at work.  What else to do?  America is not Africa; Gotta take care of 4 children and his nephew they were raising.  I am convinced there is a strong case for wrongful death - his employers' doctors put him on wrong meds and everything. . . Will recommend a couple of good med malpractice/workers comp lawyers to the wife.  It won't bring him back, but we can't be victims forever.  So long, brother Camara.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-590933.288.html#msg7629010

antartica:
Life is a dream.Her dream is done with and she is in peace.

The one that lives is the one in agony.

  No offense, but. . .

Is being alive like being in a dreamlike state to you?  Do you believe that peace comes only when you die? Do you really feel that everyone alive is in agony?  I expect you're merely being philosophical.

I don't wish to derail.  If you wish to elaborate, please go here and shed some light on the above.  Others are discussing this very issue there - link was posted earlier - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826801.0.html. Thanks.

buzugee:
that 'cretin' is crazy 

lol.  He devours cretins.  

Anyway, here is the real culprit, the slap-happy "M.O.g."

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Pictures courtesy of: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-827117.288.html#msg9787828

buzugee:
LOL he just had his flinstone vitamins and is feeling puffed. he feeling froggy and wants to leap on me  

hehehehe.  I quickly edited his name out, but not fast enough.  I don't want the "Cretinvore" (courtesy of the awe-inspiring Kilode) on my arse case.  

I was hoping this wouldn't get sidetracked and we lose sight of the real issue here.  Buzugee, don't indulge in any verbal fisticuff.  It's the arrogant mean crooked thieving slap-happy pastor that's the problem. 

There are Christians and there are Kiriyos.  These people who see nothing wrong in anything their self-professed and dubiously anointed "Man of god" does are the personification of a Kiriyo.  Those dullards who prance around like headless chickens, running their mouth, working themselves into a "drunken" state singing the praises of mortal men who pick their pockets.  Do they follow their God? Or do they follow the pastor?  Very sad and shameless bunch.  But, I digress.  They can't handle the truth; leave them to their idol-worshiping.  

buzugee:
first off, this has not been established as a clear case of abuse. these pastor types recruit people that they pay money to. the recruits are supposed to pretend like they have demons in them and to start jumping around or saying some outlandish supposedly satanic stuff. then the pastor slaps the demon out of them. then behind closed doors she gets paid, and the pastors audience-ship increases due to the reputation of slapping out demons. its all a charade. personally i dont think a man smart enough to build such a mega empire will be silly enough to slap a member of his audience that he did not recruit for such purposes. you dont get to his level by being a silly and non-thinking man. his moves are calculated. while yall here bellyaching about the slap, the  slap recipient is in the buka buying amala and ogunfe with the slap money that oyedepo gave her  

           Lord Buzugee "The beginning and the end The Alpha and the Omega."  When are you gonna build your own temple?        The Gospels of Buzugee.  


P.S. Seriously, it sickens me when people say, "don't question a "Man of god."  Which god?  How do you know he serves the real God?  Always question these people.  Always remember this:

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March 18, 2000 - Suicide Cult in Uganda - Authorities in Uganda believe that up to 470 members of an obscure Catholic cult commited mass suicide by setting their church on fire. "The scene is horror," police spokesman Asuman Mugenyi told The Associated Press. "It is only about two or three bodies which you can say that these are men or women. The rest of the bodies are beyond human shape."

The cultist allegedly gathered at the church 200 miles southwest of the capital Kampala where they chanted and sang for hourse before lighting the place on fire. Authorities found that the windows and doors of the church had been nailed shut and the prayer mats were doused with gasoline. It is believed the congregation went up on flames when all the cultist lit their candles. "Prior to this incident their leader told believers to sell off their possessions and prepare to go to Heaven," a spokesman for Ugandan authorities said. One of the cult leaders, Joseph Kibweteere, known as "The Prophet", predicted the end of the world for December 31, 1999. When that didn't materialize, he moved the date up to December 31, 2000. Then, for some reason, changed it to March 17.
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Oooohhhh mehn!  Aaaaarrrggghhhh!   

There is so much I want to say. . . but I am trying to let go of my Don King / Fight-Promoter tag. 

         

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=816612.msg9782087#msg9782087 date=1324087678]I like that picture a lot BTW, one of my favourites. True story,  a la Mr Cork of Romance section -->  ( yes, I'm learning    )[/quote]So you and Mr.Cork are [i]already [/i]tight like that?  Kilode?! Kilode?! Kilode?!

I don't see the rationale for opposing the naming of the University of Nigeria after Ojukwu.  The school has a lot of history and is one of the largest universities in Nigeria.  You do not have to be an educator to have a school named after you.  And everyone knows how much Naija people love education; some Africans even make songs about it. lol. 

I haven't seen any convincing argument why this would not be a fitting honour for the man. 

If you'd rather the university in Anambra be named after him . . .well, sorry, Zik was much older, and having died first, the school was re-named Nnamdi Azikiwe University. 

It also doesn't stop any other honour being bestowed upon him.  You can still name as many places and things as you want, after him.

I really don't see the problem with this proposal. 


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Nigeria,_Nsukka

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nnamdi_Azikiwe_University


P.S. Is it that his family feel that he would not want such? Or those still holding on to the "actualization" of a separate Biafra feel it is just a ruse to tie their people down to Nigeria?

Shocking!

Is that really the looks of a British-Japo-Spaniard-Brazilian-Cuban-Afghani child?

Kilode,
Someone sold you a bag of goods, ol boy.   I'm guessing that's Prof Ola sha.

Very nice. It's good to hear it was all put together by the Igbo Association of Nashville. Every city with significant Naija population should have all the different associations and one or more umbrella organization for Naijas and Africans collectively.

huh? what? what what what what whaaaaattt?

lorda'mercy