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Where is that fake Lagosian, Naijababe, to accuse me of spamming?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyZ0C1rIUBM
2:17-32 mark


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_UnGxm3OPs
5:08-40 mark


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHhFkr8wxy0
it's along intro, but the video is better quality than other versions.
oh yeah, beautiful dress!

tivta: . . .A marriage is not meant for husband and wife but for the creation of CHILDREN to carryon the dynasty.

Most people don't get this. The fact is, people make marriage choices for numerous reasons. The man/woman you think might make the best spouse for you may not be the one you believe will make the best parent for your children. We all make choices. Ultimately, if you think long-term, you pick who will be best for your future children. If you're fortunate, maybe you find both qualities in one person.

True NaijaBwoy: Im a poker player (not the gambling, addicted type!). and i know how hard to push a bluff. The general rules are, you fold if you have a bad hand or you loose big. In my real life situation, she dealt with thnigs as a bluff and shes been trying to call my bluff...... unfortunately, never sleep on a problem ladies, it multiplies, i have had months to reflect on the issue and unfortunately the pmroblem has multiplied.... quite simply her resilience to call my phanthom bluff is now her downfall... i need my sanity back not kiddy games!

OP, I think. . . Well, the thing is that. . .


Hmmm. O ti su mi joo.

Afam4eva: Pls this thread is for thr UCL and not for Carling cup. Pls take this chelsea bullshit elsewhere.

Madrid fan?

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Wow! What happened to Madrid? Wasn't it 1-1 t half-time?

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(Old photo) Look at all my grey hair!

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Wow! 3 extra pages!

The title is more effed-up than ever! It clearly states in his YouTube page, that he is in UK.

The dad is not over-reacting to the tv being stolen. He's reacting to the fact that his kids and wife were home when someone walked in through the door into his sanctuary (his house) when he was not there, to do lord knows what. That's why he was calling for his wife and was like, this was a joke? I could have dropped dead of a heart attack!


Hmm. Or maybe he really was thinking about all the tax he's paid to the British government all these years for having a TV.

kofsy: Lol! He's not my hubby jor... I'm not married (he's my aunt hubby). From my own perspective I think a man"s wife should be his next of kin. But my aunt is fighting for her space in the home. God forbid, if anything happens to the hubby, his family may come and chase her out and start claiming properties And with his kind of family I know they can do it cos they don't like my aunt they never wanted their son to marry her cos she's a christain and they are muslims. Even my family don't want my aunt to marry the guy, but she insisted. Sincerely, I'm scared of these muslims o, they can do and undo when it comes to fighting over a
dead man's property; especially when they don't like the wife.

So Ojukwu's family are Muslims?

Looks like your hard-headed auntie is on her way out the door. She needs to calm down and stop making a mountain out of a molehill. Fact is, whether wrong or not, some Nigerians look at next of kin as a guardian or executor of their estate. Which may be why the man doesn't want to pick his minor children or his spouse. As long as the husband has a will, how will the "next-of-kin" come to push out the man's nuclear family?

Ejiuka: My Pastor or my close church brother

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]obadiahh, I suggested this thread for front page, so change the title. no be American accent the boy dey speak o[/quote]Yeah, over 2500 comments and 500000 views on YouTube in like 3 days.

[quote author=Kilode?!]How can you punk your father? all these foreign raised kids sha.

This man used his two main languages appriopriately. Great work!

He screamed at his British kids in the rawest English and simultaneously hurled the Yoruba at their mother. He didn't even miss a beat.

Well played Egbon, well played... [/quote]

Yeah, angry dad is like, "Where's your mum". . . so I can show her how well you kids take after her ne'er do well relatives!

obadiah777: LMAO MY COUSINS ? ERMMM NAH. I GO ON THIS SITE CALLED WORLD STAR HIP HOP AND SAW THE VIDEO, SO I LOOKED FOR IT ON YOUTUBE AND FOUND IT AND QUICKLY POSTED IT TO NAIRALAND SEEING AS MANY NIGERIANS CAN RELATE. NOTWITHSTANDING THE MANS REACTION THOUGH YOU CAN TELL THE KIDS HAVE A JOVIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MAN OR ELSE THEY WOULD NOT EVEN THINK OF PULLING A STUNT LIKE THAT '

Yes, they have to already have a pretty free hand to consider doing that - he said he knocked some chairs over and removed the tv and computer. lol.

Whew! They didn't take my (8-track) stereo.

Naija dads in Naijiriya don't have to yell like that though. At least, mine never did. That weightlifting dad looks like he's been abroad a long time too, with kids probably born and raised there.

Buzugee, I think you have to change the header from American to UK - the kids don't sound American at all.

dsgirl: I'm back again with my serious need for advice.
I have been engaged for a while now and i have started planning my wedding which was to come up in October. The problem now is that I just broke up with my fiancée last night.
We had an argument over him betraying me. I told him about what my family is saying about the wedding arrangement and told him not to say anything to this parents yet because my family haven't concluded, that I was just filling him in to know how its going. After about a week he told me that he told his dad what I said. I got really upset saying we had an agreement, he was not suppose to go tell anyone without letting me know. Its not the fact that he told his dad that im mad at but the fact that I specifically begged him not to say anything to anyone yet and we agreed on it and now he went behind me to tell someone without talking to me first, that got me pissed. After a long argument for two days he said I should keep my words and not tell him anything any more. I got really upset and told him I was done with him, done with the wedding plans and that he should go to hell and I hung up.
He called back to confirm I meant with I said and when I would not repeat it, he called me a coward n bla bla bla and because I am not a coward, i told him that I meant everything I said, that we were done and over. He said he wished me well and he prayed that God would provide my own man for me
Now, he hasn't called and I have not called, not that im expecting him to call me because i know he wont, but my mind is so running marathon now, don't know what to do and that's why im here.
I have made reservations here and there, don't know if to go and collect my money back...(I have limited days to wait)
I haven't said anything to any member of my family because I really do not know what to say and how to say it so as not to look stupid
I want to call him but with all that is on ground, the arguments, misunderstanding over the phone i'm having double mind about this marriage already
one thing stands though, i love him, he has been the closest person to me and its hard to let go.

pls advise me.
I can give more info if you need.

OP, couples fight. Yes, even married ones. And people do say things like that. . .

To solve your problem - it is a BIG problem - you will need to tell one of your parents so you and your fiance can sit down together and make sure everyone has cooled down, thinking rationally and have made a final decision. I hope the wedding goes forward. We all make mistakes when we're angry, and say foolish things in the heat of an argument. Best wishes to you, girl.

freecocoa: Why is this girl just wasting her talent in the clubs in lagos? Doesn't she know that starring in real p0rn movies will pay more than what those men who patronize her pay?

This girl dey dull o.

So you watch indecency.

And go to clubs?

And patronise men?

Freechocolate ooo

wonlasewonimi: Insult!!

Not at all.


Folks, check this out: Naija dad in U.K. punk'd by own kids.

https://www.nairaland.com/1266246/african-man-america-reacts-stolen

Just an FYI, this is not the football Nigerians are used to. Looking at the balls they're holding this is American Football - similar to Rugby - not soccer.

I love soccer, so I would be more inclined to care about that.

LagosShia: as far as they are properly dressed,there is nothing wrong at all with what they are doing.

Muslim women are not supposed to be locked up in a room to prevent men from seeing them.if not,then let men lock themselves up to avoid seeing women.these ladies are not playing with men but with other females.

a number of muslim countries,including the Islamic Republic of Iran, have female sport teams that cover properly and with hijab.not long ago there was an issue with FIFA over the Iranian female football team over the hijab.

"FIFA's Ban On Modesty"
https://www.nairaland.com/867144/fifas-ban-modesty

https://islamicinsights.com/images/stories/fifa_ban_modesty_jawad_small.jpg

Fifa is a disgrace. It is a very politicised organisation.

LagosShia: code: 410125 Date: 2013/04/17 - 13:59 source: ABNA

Japanese Buddhist Doctor Converted to Shia Islam

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A Japanese Buddhist female converted to Shia Islam and changed her name to Fatima in presence of Lahijan Friday prayer leader.

LAHIJAN, Iran (Ahlul Bayt News Agency) - According to ABNA, Japanese female doctor converted from Buddhist to Shia Islam in presence of Ayatollah Serfi Pour, the Friday prayer leader of Lahijan, Iran today 17th April 2013.

Dr. Fusaco Kunishi, 29-year old, lives in Japan and is a pharmacist.

The Buddhist lady interested in Islam after living with a Shia family in Japan. Her deep studying about Islam led her to choose Islam.

She then said the Shahadah (statement of faith) and converted to Islam in presence of Lahijan Friday prayer leader and choose Fatima as her Islamic name.

At the end, Friday prayer of Lahijan, Ayatollah Mohammad Taqi Serfi Pour congratulated her as a person who came out from darkness to light.

/129

http://www.abna.ir/data.asp?lang=3&id=410125

Salaam Aleikum, LagosShia.

Thanks for this thread.

Naija father. See how the boy almost chickened out once the dad started interrogating him.

Naija for life.

You know I can drop dead right now. Bwahahaha. Buzugee, tell the truth: those are your cousins.

OP, don't mind the naysayers. As Pataki and the reasonable ones have said, your husband is frustrated, to say the least. Whatever you do, don't terminate your pregnancy because of a temporary hardship. I wish you the best.

Remember to come back and post joyful baby pictures for us o.

obadiah777:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0xEL4beJqQ

"Who lef di front door open?"

"They stole the TV. . .the computer is gone."

"They didn't touch my stereo."

"Ori yin o pe!"

"Where's your mom?"

"Sho mo p'on ti ji TV n'inu le ni yen!"

"Why are you laughing? Are you mad? What did you do?"

"You know I can fall down and die right now?!"

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debosky: Why not? My stomok qualifies as a pest control center and I will gladly help them 'control' hundreds of the snails on a monthly basis.

That's what the anthropomorphised snail is telling ya.

"Don't eat me, I have human characteristics."

please folks, do not eat the snails.

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[quote author=Kilode?!]^

Oyinbo people can be dumb sometimes. These things are money, frying and spicing them with good habanero can turn this problem into a huge blessing for Florida's economy.

They should have asked the Haiti woman for help before overreacting.[/quote]

This is my favourite part:

"They're huge, they move around, they look like they're looking at you ... communicating with you, and people enjoy them for that,"

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Oyinbo people and anthropomorphism.

Why does everything bad have to be African? This yeye people. If na Frenchies, they'll just scoop 'em up and fry 'em! Snail french fries.

Florida battles slimy invasion by giant snails

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ORLANDO, Florida | Sun Apr 14, 2013 1:50pm EDT
(Reuters) - South Florida is fighting a growing infestation of one of the world's most destructive invasive species: the giant African land snail, which can grow as big as a rat and gnaw through stucco and plaster.
More than 1,000 of the mollusks are being caught each week in Miami-Dade and 117,000 in total since the first snail was spotted by a homeowner in September 2011, said Denise Feiber, a spokeswoman for the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services.

Residents will soon likely begin encountering them more often, crunching them underfoot as the snails emerge from underground hibernation at the start of the state's rainy season in just seven weeks, Feiber said.

The snails attack "over 500 known species of plants ... pretty much anything that's in their path and green," Feiber said.

In some Caribbean countries, such as Barbados, which are overrun with the creatures, the snails' shells blow out tires on the highway and turn into hurling projectiles from lawnmower blades, while their slime and excrement coat walls and pavement.

"It becomes a slick mess," Feiber said.

A typical snail can produce about 1,200 eggs a year and the creatures are a particular pest in homes because of their fondness for stucco, devoured for the calcium content they need for their shells.

The snails also carry a parasitic rat lungworm that can cause illness in humans, including a form of meningitis, Feiber said, although no such cases have yet been identified in the United States.

EXOTIC INVASION

The snails' saga is something of a sequel to the Florida horror show of exotic species invasions, including the well-known infestation of giant Burmese pythons, which became established in the Everglades in 2000. There is a long list of destructive non-native species that thrive in the state's moist, subtropical climate.

Experts gathered last week in Gainesville, Florida, for a Giant African Land Snail Science Symposium, to seek the best ways to eradicate the mollusks, including use of a stronger bait approved recently by the federal government.

Feiber said investigators were trying to trace the snail infestation source. One possibility being examined is a Miami Santeria group, a religion with West African and Caribbean roots, which was found in 2010 to be using the large snails in its rituals, she said. But many exotic species come into the United States unintentionally in freight or tourists' baggage.

"If you got a ham sandwich in Jamaica or the Dominican Republic, or an orange, and you didn't eat it all and you bring it back into the States and then you discard it, at some point, things can emerge from those products," Feiber said.

Authorities are expanding a series of announcements on buses, billboards and in movie theaters urging the public to be on the lookout.

The last known Florida invasion of the giant mollusks occurred in 1966, when a boy returning to Miami from a vacation in Hawaii brought back three of them, possibly in his jacket pockets. His grandmother eventually released the snails into her garden where the population grew in seven years to 17,000 snails. The state spent $1 million and 10 years eradicating them.

Feiber said many people unfamiliar with the danger viewed the snails as cute pets.

"They're huge, they move around, they look like they're looking at you ... communicating with you, and people enjoy them for that," Feiber said. "But they don't realize the devastation they can create if they are released into the environment where they don't have any natural enemies and they thrive."

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/04/14/us-usa-florida-snails-idUSBRE93D05620130414

Ivynwa: The bolded is the same thing I have been saying, this is how it slowly starts and festers to a point people are being violent on one another out there in the street. Somebody commented that the quantity of energy generated with tribal hatings in this section is outrageous and I agree with him. Why waste all that energy hating when you can make others smile? I hope that this new moderator helps curb this, I don't know whether I am the only one that feels ashamed that other people of the world are watching us hate on ourselves in the internet marketsquare. Let's stop hating on ourselves, people.

Hiya, sis!

Oh my, they chased Ivynwa away.

What's the status report on the anti-tribalism movement?

Can we wait til Isale has read the posts before hiding them.

And who hid Ndu_Chucks' post?

Anyway, you polimaniacs need to take your protest here where hopefully the posts won't be hidden.

https://www.nairaland.com/1252090/no-more-tribal-attack-politics

Ikenna351: To everyone,

If you have any query for me on my campaign against Tribal hate, please post them here:

https://www.nairaland.com/1252090/no-more-tribal-attack-politics

I originally created that thread for such complains. . .

Ikenna.

Is this from today?

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obadiah777: THROW ME TO THE WOLVES WHY DONT YA. I THINK I SHALL STAY IN SHALLOW WATERS. FAMILIAR TERRITORY >>> FRONTPAGE AND RELIGION WISDOM. I WILL CHECK THE LINK OUT THOUGH HOWEVER I AM A STRANGER IN MOST PARTS OF NL.

Wuss!

I sent you a live link, dude! Stuff's going down now now now! That whole page's probably gonna get deleted in minutes. lol.

obadiah777: OH YEAH ISALE GAN YOU WERE ACTUALLY ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I MET. I HAD NEVER BEEN TO THE RELIGION SECTION WHEN I WAS KICKING WITH YOU AND ILEKE-IDI IN THE POLITRICKS SECTION. ITS DEFINITELY BEEN A LIL WHILE AINT IT ? I AINT BEEN TO THAT SECTION IN A WHILE

Bros, it's a "bloodbath," as Katsumoto would say. They need your wise and calming influence.
https://www.nairaland.com/938835/lets-complaints-suggestions-enquiries-here/98

What the heeeelll?

This is crazy stuff.

Me, I was only pulling legs o.

P.S. OAM4Jcalmest_dude, sorry if I offended you o.

JeSoul: Lol@ "baby's and diapers"...word!

lol. Blissfully married infact .

Yeah, I remember.

But Buzugee...see how popular you are dude. Isale is stylishly letting you know something...

Oh btw, buzugee himself is hitched oh...abi he didn't tell you guys yet?

Me too. Ayam hitched. Buzugee and I go way back. Platonic.

JeSoul: *was going to comment onthe video and Buzu's youtube channel but berra gist has unfolded... so underneath all that fire and brimstone is a fine boy like this? lol.

Back off, sis! You is married!



Carry on, reverend Buzugee. Don't be distracted from your purposeful life by these heffers.

Obasanjo just being his obnoxious self. I don't blame him; it's her family standing there staring and giggling while he pushes their grandma around like a lost invalid.