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Car TalkRe: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by ISellBeer: 2:32pm On Jan 02, 2023
I used to do 140-160 before.
But since I married and have my first child, it's now 110-130.

No need to overspeed
FamilyRe: My Mother Threatens To Commit Suicide If I Don't Leave The House by ISellBeer: 10:20pm On Dec 31, 2022
Ibechris2:
U have a nice uncle.

But we may not know the full story here but it's indeed painful to hear stories like this.

I wonder how some women prioritise affairs over their children's future.

But if u are close to 25 of age I don't expect u to be in that house.
Well said BUT, what if he is 25 but still do not have what it takes to stay alone huhhuh??
Just know that your uncle will not pay your next house rent and he will not feed you.
RomanceRe: What's Your New Year Resolution With Respect To Love Relationship? by ISellBeer: 8:44pm On Dec 31, 2022
blockgeek69:
As the topic goes, what's your new year resolution in 2023 with regards to boyfriend, girlfriend relationship?
Must you wait till January 1st before you changehuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
TravelRe: Why Do Nigerians Become Less Religious When They Travel Abroad? by ISellBeer: 12:52am On Dec 29, 2022
SReporters:
By Jett-Iyke Amaechi

I asked a friend that traveled abroad when he told me about the decline in his spiritual life.

"Or is it that they don't allow you pray over there? Tell me."

The abroad guy responded, "No, it is not so. You are allowed to pray here.

But when you get here you will realize that a lot of things that we perceive to be spiritual are not.

They are a product of failures, from government and ourselves.

You will meet a system and an ideology that will challenge your previous beliefs.

Imagine that here, you don't pray to fill gas, own a house, a car, go to school or have your children attend one of the best schools.

But in Nigeria, sometimes you even pray to have your three square meal per day."

"The thing tire me." I replied.

Then he continued, "You don't even pray to get a job.

There are agencies saddled with that responsibility and they do their best to get you a job in 2 months.

And once you get that job your life becomes a product of leverage, the one we acknowledge as grace in Nigeria.

But this grace doesn't come from above, it comes from the government.

Your child can even go to university and graduate without paying a dime.

As the child begins to work, the government will gradually deducts his fees from his salary in a way that it won't even affect the child.

Under such atmosphere, if it's you, you will change and behave like me.

You won't even suspect your uncles, you will know they have no hand in your failure or success.

I don't suspect my uncle's anymore. Infact, I even call them on phone now.

We are closer than before. Life is really a mystery.

A traveller is wiser than a gray-haired man.

But I will advise you, you know the government we have, do your best and come to this place.

You will thank God you did."

At this instance, I was weak. " So our government had made us to hate our uncles like this when we should have loved them.

Oh! As I have become an uncle now, tomorrow my nephews and nieces will hate me thinking that I'm responsible for their failures.

When I'm innocent. God forbid! Some of our uncles may be dying in silence of their innocency.

God will help them.

So, our government made us pray about every issue of life no matter how small and jump from one prayer house to another.

It shall not be well with them." I concluded.

" I think you now understand," We ended the call.

I was in deep thinking of what to do.

"Should we all leave this country and runaway? No, all of us aren't meant to travel overseas." I muttered those words.

But you that read to this point, what do you think?

https://www.solutionreporters.com/2022/12/24/why-do-nigerians-become-less-religious-when-they-travel-abroad/
Because religion na scam
If not why do the world has different religions
Christian pastors contradicting others
RomanceRe: Aftermath Of Christmas: Matters Arising by ISellBeer: 3:14pm On Dec 27, 2022
Kennyprince:
So yesterday was Christmas and as usual alot happened: good , bad and ugly.

From your end, kindly share your experience.

Did anyone chop breakfast
My own be say garri go plenty for table by January
PoliticsRe: Killings In Southern Kaduna: (Video Documentary By David Hundeyin) by ISellBeer: 8:25pm On Dec 25, 2022
Jostoman:
What is going on in southern kaduna is purely genocide and the world are not saying anything.
And you guys will be shouting pray for Ukraine
SportsRe: Argentinian Fan Choked To Death By Flag Celebrating World Cup Victory by ISellBeer: 3:48pm On Dec 21, 2022
FlawlessKarl:
shocked


Rest in peace man, at least you die fulfilled and happy knowing that your GOAT finally lift the biggest trophy in football.



The urchin above will cry and bleed to death. France were awarded two penalties against Argentina in world cup final and you didn't see anything wrong with that, but because you're anti Messi you must talk . This is not Thiefnubû and Idiotic Buhari thing that you do talk foolishly, this is football that sane people watch and judge all over the world.

Keep your foolish talk within the confinement of politics section, don't bring that nonsense here.
People are too sentimental sometimes
France second penalty wasn't supposed to stand and that's why var was not checked. From corner kick the ball first touched the hand of a French player before getting to Mbape and ref did not see that.
CelebritiesRe: Ronaldo Congratulates Messi For Winning The 2022 World Cup by ISellBeer: 12:41am On Dec 19, 2022
AcuraZDX:
Oya oo. Una goat don congratulate our GOAT. grin

Pendu, sorry Ronaldo fans, it's not too late to do yours oo.

Congrats to the King of Football!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmUi3RMOqVa/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
TRANSLATION

This guy's football throws any rivalry to the sidelines - even the historic one between Brazil and Argentina. I saw a lot of Brazilians - people from all over the world - rooting for Messi in this electrifying final. a farewell worthy of the genius who, far beyond being a cup champion, captained an era.

I imagine my friend Diego's party in heaven. Here we are millions of all nationalities applauding you standing up. congratulations, Messi
CrimeRe: Gunmen Make Live Video As They Kill APC Party Supporters In Anambra For This(vid by ISellBeer: 7:09pm On Dec 14, 2022
Malxyprincex:
Gunmen make live video as they Kill APC Party Supporters in Anambra for Defying Sit-at-home order

A worrisome video currently making rounds on social media shows a group of gunmen shooting at APC supporters for defying the sit-at-home order.

The man recording the video kept on shouting "This is our Government no mugu should disobey".

They opened fire on vehicles as they moved from car to car, in search of survivors.

Dead bodies can be seen on the floor and inside the vehicles

Graphic video:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid012bT3motcxGx32QBPRbZLqtujtCTJfgaHm1EWZswXZHzyBUCR4uEfdGhLi2Hjagjl&id=100010708861300&sfnsn=scwspmo&extid=a&mibextid=hOoF3G
OP is busy inciting hetred amongst Nigerians. Let me remind you this; anarchy consumes all irrespective of your party, religion,m and tribe
Car TalkRe: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by ISellBeer: 2:40pm On Dec 13, 2022
Omihanifa:
It's clutch first before the break. If you match the break without first engaging the clutch the car will jerk and stop
It depends on the type of slowing down.
You can slow down from 140km/hr to 120 without applying clutch and continue your acceleration to 140 again.
CrimeRe: Why Are Muslim Names Sound So Terrible And Ugly (list Of Nauseating Names) by ISellBeer: 7:51am On Dec 12, 2022
Bintabisiriyu:
Why are Muslim names so
Terrible and ugly

Anywhere i go i see these Muslim names that sounds like dika afa ndi mmuo, kedu ka mmadi ga esi na aza afa na ada ka, afa dika onye ara bara ha afa, eh
Which kind name is

Yahaya - (wat of yahuze)

Mahmood - (

Farooq - ( farukwu wat of fara ikpu)

Taofeki - ( Tufiakwa)

Azeez - (Iya sim ma zigi zaga)

Muhammadu - ( Mumummadu, afa ndi nwuru anwu na eje ije)

Riliwan - (Rili two)

Daudu - (i dawa udu you buy new one)

Abdullahi (

Kudiratu (

Moshood (

Abdusalanmi

Lateef - (onye oshi)

Wahaab (

Bilikisu

Tilumbu - (Eze cocaine, bed wetter)


Olanike - (next time la n'otu, ike is dirty)

Ndi Muslim a nwuru anwu
You no get work at all.
You should be arrested
RomanceRe: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by ISellBeer: 12:22pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.
Hope your father is not broke.
All these trenches oloshos be forming anyhow on social media.
PoliticsRe: UK Has No Preferred Candidate In Nigeria's Election - British HC by ISellBeer: 10:17pm On Dec 07, 2022
Imagine what we are discussing here.
Bleep UK
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Allegedly Kills His Wife For Returning Home Late (Photo) by ISellBeer: 10:16pm On Dec 07, 2022
Otilo
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Married Men Eat In The Canteen Or Restaurant? by ISellBeer: 6:49pm On Dec 07, 2022
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do most married men eat in the canteen or restaurant? Is it that their wives can't cook nice meals? I'm a bachelor and i do eat in the canteen but surprisingly, i do see married men eat there. Although, the owner of the canteen is a good cook.
You will understand when you marry
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Why I Delegated El-Rufai, Others To Answer Questions At Chatham House by ISellBeer: 11:51pm On Dec 05, 2022
Abdul05:
Tinubu is very clever. .. grin grin

He is now acting as if he is a puppet. . So that others can have a say.. grin


If he continues ,he is manifesting a good attitude. ..l love this....

Zombidients go and hawk gala inside brt bus abeg.. cheesy cheesy grin
I only see hatred.
Let this country divide abeg
CrimeRe: Travelling To Asaba by ISellBeer: 11:48pm On Dec 05, 2022
Portharcout - Warri - Asaba
CrimeRe: Okeite: The Money Charm Of Yahoo Boys by ISellBeer: 11:41pm On Dec 05, 2022
I know one wealthy guy that refused to help his blood brother, he told us one day that no amount of money he will give his brother that can make him successful, that the brother should fight for himself.

Meanwhile anara isiri ibibo ngo
PoliticsRe: Soludo Visits Road Site Unannounced, Terminates Contract For Lack Of Competence by ISellBeer: 7:58pm On Dec 05, 2022
Almaigaa:
I know Anambra like the back of my hand. I've done three projects in different parts of Anambra. Do you know that, Anambra have the highest numbers of Agberos in Nigeria? The numbers of Agberos in Onitsha alone are more than the entire population of Rivers State grin grin
Yeye dey smell
Rem Anambra does not have mc oluomo
PoliticsRe: Fake Photo Alert: Tinubu In Abuja Not In The United States - Bayo Onanuga by ISellBeer: 3:21pm On Nov 30, 2022
See them

AgricultureRe: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by ISellBeer: 5:55pm On Nov 27, 2022
Hezzyluv:
I dey think Hyena
Hyena eats you while you are still alive, just like wild dogs
CrimeRe: VIDEO: Man Beaten Black And Blue For Crashing A Wedding by ISellBeer: 5:23am On Nov 27, 2022
Maybe na his ex
CelebritiesRe: Jasmine Okafor, Mr. Ibu Daughter's 9-Month Marriage Ends by ISellBeer: 10:58am On Nov 14, 2022
siofra:
I love this for her kiss

She's not going to take nonsense from any Nigerian man.
https://www.nairaland.com/7432033/groom-cancels-wedding-demands-refund
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia's "Dead Hand" Nuclear Trigger Can Wipe Out U.S, Europe In A Strike (Pix) by ISellBeer: 9:48pm On Nov 10, 2022
Lionnation:
What if USA wipe out Russia china and UAE at once and Russian automatic nuclear now wipe out america and all north American countries, by that time obi would be the president of Nigeria and then Nigeria will now become world power
Who do you this thinghuh
CelebritiesRe: Portable Introduces His Heavily Pregnant Girlfriend To His Wife by ISellBeer: 7:08pm On Nov 10, 2022
ifatimaidris45:
Portable rest, portable rest. If you analyze this post closely, you will realize two important details, one is the selective use of colloquial abstract representation of normaltive words owing to the distinction in regulatory and degrotary and affirmitive relations to binary sentences. ��
You don craze finish
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Stabs Prostitute To Death, Sets Hotel Ablaze In Delta by ISellBeer: 3:20pm On Nov 07, 2022
Candidlady:
angry

After killing the girl you went ahead to set the hotel on fire



Dead gender


That dude above me na madman cheesy
Prime suspect is ☆☆☆☆




What has drugs got to do with the post sir undecided

Men are naturally wicked leave drugs out of the matter
Is it men (men and women) or just men (males)huh?
CrimeRe: Presidents That Were Assassinated When They Refuse To Go Along With W.H.O. by ISellBeer: 8:48am On Nov 02, 2022
Once you don't allow them to use you, next will be to eliminate you.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Kwankwaso Promises Free JAMB And WAEC If Elected by ISellBeer: 6:13pm On Nov 01, 2022
DenreleDave:
grin grin grin grin grin

Let's say tinubu is not contesting, I would vote a capable Kwankwanso over a f@ilure like peteru obid.iot..

Talk abt competence, Kwan and el rufai beats peter obi.diots..

Igbos and Ipobs terrorist are just campaigning for peter because they have been longing for igbo presidency, not dt Obi the liar is capable, they know he is not capable but they dont care as long as he is igbo, they want him.. dey even defend him whenever he clears shows dt he is daft and has no knowledge abt most things he speaks about..

Kwankwanso is a better deal than Obi liar
Someone will just be having headache over nothing
PoliticsRe: Court Dismisses Bid To Stop Tinubu’s Certificate Forgery Suit by ISellBeer: 8:40pm On Oct 31, 2022
Baba show your verified kpali
PoliticsRe: I Will Hold Peter Obi Accountable to Nigerians - Aisha Yesufu by ISellBeer: 8:39pm On Oct 31, 2022
Throwback:
Some did when he was Governor and confirmed he was a failure.

But today, they are now Obidient Zombies known as Zombiedients.
After creating many social media accounts, you will ask and still answer with another account.
Some folks have sold their conscience just for ewedu and agbado
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Declares Open Senior Police Retreat In Imo State (Photos) by ISellBeer: 8:36pm On Oct 31, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
What are trying to say?? What has this govt done wrong??
No ever ask this question again
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Pastor Adeboye Named Me Abraham, Father Of Nations by ISellBeer: 8:10am On Oct 25, 2022

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