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Politics / Re: We Are Delighted That Starlink Is Now In Nigeria - Buhari by IslamIsIdiotic: 8:18am On Feb 03, 2023
El Dùllardo is trying to claim this as a personal achievement. It seems nobody in his inner circle has either the integrity or the heart to tell the poor demented fool that he is wrong as usual. In a way I don't blame them because that's exactly what they have been doing since 2015.

Whenever anyone tells you that wisdom is a product of gray hair, just remind them of Bubu and the microphone chopper.

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Business / Re: Smuggling: Govt Shuts 270 Filling Stations, Deploys DSS by IslamIsIdiotic: 7:57am On Feb 03, 2023
It's funny how urchins are quick to blame imaginary enemies for the new naira note scarcity and are quick to call for the dismissal of the CBN governor.

But why is it that these same urchins will never call for the sack of the Minister of petroleum and the Group Managing Director of the NNPC in spite of the sheer incompetence they have displayed over the past 8 years in managing Nigeria's fuel resources?

Why is it that urchins have never called for the sack of the Comptroller General of Nigerian Customs under whose watch millions of litres of Nigerian petrol are being diverted to Niger and Chad even when the borders were still closed?

What is the key difference between the Governor of the CBN and the other public officials that I have just mentioned?

Why do urchins bark like hungry dogs who want to be fed when it comes to the CBN governor, but when it comes to the Minister of Petroleum, the GMD of NNPC and the Comptroller General of Customs, urchins are as quiet as a graveyard?

These questions need answers 😒🤔
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The Only Organic Presidential Candidate Among The Major Contestants by IslamIsIdiotic: 7:54am On Feb 03, 2023
All your lies will not rescue you from the fate awaiting you on February 25th

Throwback:
We have been regaled with claims of organic political supporters and organic political souvenirs, but many are shying away from the fact that the Presidential candidates should also be organic and not opportunistic and desperate ticket hunters or political prostitutes.

In this regard, Bola Ahmed Tinubu stands as the only candidate with the integrity, political effort and political loyalty to be considered as the organic presidential candidate of this election.

Tinubu won the presidential primary of a party he was a foundation member and co-founder.

Tinubu won the ticket of a party he has always been a loyal member, without ever abandoning the party for any other one.

Tinubu has always been a foundation member of every party he belonged to since the democratic process was restarted in 1998. AD, AC/ACN, APC.

Tinubu has never jumped about political parties to obtain benefit. Instead, he has always established political parties from the scratch for the benefit of other members, and then form alliances across the nation to build even bigger political party from the scratch also.

He has always nurtured and participated in the growth of his party, and stayed in Nigeria to contribute to national discourse.

Tinubu is the organic candidate that was patient enough to reach his current heights by following due democratic process.

The other top candidates are charlatans and opportunistic prostitutes who continually move about looking for finished products they never contributed to its work process.

Once they fail, they will move again as their loyalty is only to their own desperate ambitions. They will promise loyalty now, but have no honesty or integrity in them.

Some even claimed they will die for their party only to stay alive while moving to the same party they asserted held no hope for their people. Some move about looking for ticket where it is easily available, while some also stay away from the country only to return when it is election time.

Some even return shamefully to the party they have abandoned many time before, while some so desperate for easy ticket quickly join a party they do not even know its manifesto.

Only Bola Ahmed Tinubu stayed faithful.

Semper Fidelis.

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Politics / Re: Like Obasanjo Like Mamman Daura: Bola Tinubu Will Emerge Triumphant by IslamIsIdiotic: 7:23am On Feb 03, 2023
APC is the biggest fraud that has ever been inflicted on Nigerians.


buhariguy:
that is why you don't have sense,
Or you can't read,
Your problem should be against the cabal, not against apc
Politics / Re: Masses Recognize Tinubu As Their Voice Against Enemies Of This Country? by IslamIsIdiotic: 7:11am On Feb 03, 2023
This level of delusion is beyond any mental disease currently in existence


wwwihy:
Masses now recognize Tinubu as their voice against enemies of this Country .

He send out the message and that everyone on the street understands .

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Politics / Re: Like Obasanjo Like Mamman Daura: Bola Tinubu Will Emerge Triumphant by IslamIsIdiotic: 9:07pm On Feb 02, 2023
Yes, I see people standing in queues for hours just to beg banks to allow them have their own money! And standing in the sun for hours to buy fuel.

I see a lot.

searchng4love:

You see?

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Politics / Re: Like Obasanjo Like Mamman Daura: Bola Tinubu Will Emerge Triumphant by IslamIsIdiotic: 9:02pm On Feb 02, 2023
Do you even know who your father is?

searchng4love:

Do you even know your left hand from your right?

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Politics / Re: Like Obasanjo Like Mamman Daura: Bola Tinubu Will Emerge Triumphant by IslamIsIdiotic: 9:00pm On Feb 02, 2023
Come 25th February, Nigerians will get their revenge on APC.

searchng4love:
This is a summary of the 2023 intrigues

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Romance / Re: This Is The Europe They Never Show You On TV ( Pictures) by IslamIsIdiotic: 7:36pm On Feb 02, 2023
Oga these are illegal migrants from Africa. Were you expecting them to be staying in 5 star hotels?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Outburst Pays Off As CBN Further Relaxes Cashless Policy by IslamIsIdiotic: 7:34pm On Feb 02, 2023
Idiotic pigs? I thought you were referring to your parents.

buhariguy:
but idiotic pigs said emefiele did it because of tinubu

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Naira Notes Scarcity Hurting Nigerians, The Policy Must Be Reviewed by IslamIsIdiotic: 6:10pm On Feb 02, 2023
Typical brain dead supporter of the Iragbiji bedwetter😆

The criminal drug dealer and certificate forger who you call your Messiah isn't fit to be a toilet cleaner, let alone president of a country.

Very worthless set of people.

drlateef:


Just like Peter Obi fooled many people by jumping from one party to the other and running halter skelter looking for presidential ticket. And a former political prostitute now claiming to be a virgin is the greatest fooling by any of the candidates so far.
Business / Re: See The 20k I Withdrew From A POS Today by IslamIsIdiotic: 1:13pm On Feb 02, 2023
Buhari is indeed trying his best . Nobody has been able to inflict as much hardship on the ordinary Nigerian as your beloved dùllard.

As far as being incompetent goes, he has done it better than anyone else before him.



jeromestarks:
This POS boy charged me N800 to give me 20k (totalling 20,800).

All is even old notes o.
Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria. Government is doing their best. Buhari is trying his best but the citizens are the major problem of this country. Haba!

I couldn't return it because I needed cash (transfer no dey work well well - network problem).
Don't even get me started on the number of people waiting at ATM. It's not easy.

How is it in your side?

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Politics / Re: The Plight Of Nigerians In The Face Of Fuel, Cash, And Power Scarcity by IslamIsIdiotic: 12:39pm On Feb 02, 2023
Unlike the stoning that the Daura Dùllard was given in Kano, the PVC stoning that EscoBAT Oluwole will receive on February 25th will be even more painful.

I can't wait to enjoy the river of salt water that will flow from the eyes of urchins on that day😭😭😭

Tochi3:
grin grin

Another true & patriotic Omoluabi..

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Naira Notes Scarcity Hurting Nigerians, The Policy Must Be Reviewed by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:31am On Feb 02, 2023
APC's time is up.

There's a saying that goes like this: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me"

In 2015, APC fooled Nigerians and Nigerians suffered the consequences for 8 straight years.

Will Nigerians allow themselves to be fooled again on February 25th 2023?

👁👃👁

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Health / Re: *** by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:19am On Feb 02, 2023
Funnily enough, I also experienced something like this during my time in orientation camp. I had to eventually force myself to use their toilet.
Politics / Re: “shut Up! Let Me Say My Mind”~ Tinubu To The Members Of His Party. by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:16am On Feb 02, 2023
Don't worry Bobo Chicago. On February 25th it will be the turn of Nigerians to tell you "shut up!"

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Career / Re: I Am In A Dilemma..ican Exam Or A Bsc Degree First by IslamIsIdiotic: 8:50am On Feb 02, 2023
I believe that if you explain things to your cousin's husband the way you have done here, he will probably understand.

300 level means you have just one more year to go, then you'll be free to channel your energy towards the ICAN program.

Like I said, it's possible you didn't give your America based relative the full background information of your future plans.


Covenant97:
Good morning Nairalanders.

Yesterday, myself and the husband to my cousin sister (both and their kid just relocated to the United state on the 25th of December last year) had a chat via WhatsApp therein a conversation came in where he asked if I have started ICAN (I am an accounting student currently in level 300 second semester with a cgpa of 4.45 in one the top federal university in Nigeria) of which I replied “No”

Thereafter, he advice I should start now that he will personally take up all the expenses till I qualified after I must have make enquiry and give a report to him on the process and cost of registration.But the issue is this,

* I plan on starting during NYSC as I am almost done with my degree and moreover,I don’t see myself qualifying before I graduate so I see no reason to want to start this journey.

* The extra work load this would have on me combining a degree program with it, is something I am not ready to handle at this point.

* lastly, starting now will means commencing from foundation level. Although ,I have a National diploma certificate from kaduna polytechnic with a distinction in accounting as this might allow me to start from ATS 3 given that the polytechnic I graduated from is ICAN accredited...

The above are the reason behind me not wanting to start this ICAN journey which I plan on telling him..

The caveat here is,I do not want him to start seeing me as being unserious or non appreciative of the fact that he is ready to help me and here I am giving him excuses.

I believe this would be a win situation for both parties cos I will be more prepared and focus if I am to write the exam when I want to(during NYSC) saving him money and time Compared to failing as a result of being force to start the exam now Couple with other factors I have pointed out above...

What’s would you suggest I do in this position.
Phones / Re: Why The Galaxy S23 Ultra Is NOT Worth Buying by IslamIsIdiotic: 8:39am On Feb 02, 2023
Vulture meat seller just had to add his meaningless contribution


post=120565995:
We love the camera quality so much, we got a few.

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Sports / Re: Folarin Balogun Is Ligue 1 Topscorer by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:36pm On Feb 01, 2023
The boy is English like Saka.

Zion243:



The boy is Yoruba
Sports / Re: Folarin Balogun Is Ligue 1 Topscorer by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:35pm On Feb 01, 2023
Una don start again😏Folarin Balogun was born in the United States and he represents England.
End of story.

Felabrity:
Ligue 1 top scorer - Nigerian
Serie A top scorer - Nigerian
Politics / Re: FG Not Aware Of Anyone Working Against Tinubu - Lai Mohammed by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:30pm On Feb 01, 2023
The real MU-MU is MUslim MUslim🤣🤣🤣

CursedOsuPigs:


And so Obimumu go enter Aso Rock abi? So that CursedOsuPigs can change the whole Nigeria to Biafla land?

All these donkeys sef
Politics / Re: FG Not Aware Of Anyone Working Against Tinubu - Lai Mohammed by IslamIsIdiotic: 7:08pm On Feb 01, 2023
See as the tin come pain am! 🤣🤣🤣Wasiu Onigbenla has forgotten that he is pretending to be an Igbo man online! See as him come return to Isale Eko factory setting😆


Emekaonline:


Obviously you are one of the children bought at baby factory. They have no respect even for the same parents that bought them. They always wake them up with their legs and that is why they are as useless as faeces

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Celebrities / Re: Sydney Talker Acquires New Jeep (Photos, Video) by IslamIsIdiotic: 4:13pm On Feb 01, 2023
When all those Davido, Obi Cubana,
E-money, Dj Cuppy etc were posing with their own wonders on wheels, did they do it in showrooms?



Buddha3:


You for no like follow go automobile showroom try see whether you go fit snap inside tear leather mob?

They'll throw your sorry ass out through the window! Don't know why some of you Nigerians find it hard to be happy for other people's successes.
Politics / Re: FG Not Aware Of Anyone Working Against Tinubu - Lai Mohammed by IslamIsIdiotic: 3:55pm On Feb 01, 2023
It's so funny to see how the Iragbiji bedwetter is desperately trying to distance himself from the same calamity he foisted on Nigerians 8 years ago🤣🤣🤣

You know how they say "everyday for the thief and one day for the owner?"

Everyday for the past 8 years has been for the thief, but on one sweet day on February 25th 2023, it will be the turn of Nigerians to enjoy their sweet, long overdue revenge on EscoBAT Oluwole, AKA Bobo Chicago and his corrupt, incompetent and degenerate APC.

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Crime / Re: Double Amputee, 36, Shot Dead After Attempting To Run Away From Cops by IslamIsIdiotic: 3:53pm On Feb 01, 2023
Hmmm🤔 While it is true that he had stabbed someone with a butcher's knife, I still think they could have subdued him without needing to shoot him. I mean, how hard can it be to disarm a man who has both of his legs amputated?



kereman1:
Police brutality

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Politics / Re: National Crime Agency UK Indicts Labour Party For Forgery. by IslamIsIdiotic: 11:02am On Feb 01, 2023
Una neva begin see pepper. All these distractions will not work.

I'm sure it is one APC urchin who created this issue thinking they can divert the attention of Nigerians from talking about the new currency fiasco and fuel scarcity.

Urchins will still see how APC will cry for all the evil they have inflicted on Nigerians.

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Celebrities / Re: Sydney Talker Acquires New Jeep (Photos, Video) by IslamIsIdiotic: 10:43pm On Jan 31, 2023
Let him drive it out of the showroom and park it in his compound before any reasonable person believes this story.

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