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ritchboy:
Islander,
i'm the last person on this forum u want to disrespect.
The first shot is free,the next ones going to cost you.

You better don't let me laugh.  I can see your deluded ass has NOT a clue who I am, Now bat I am fully aware of you and what you specialise in.

You come here, start fights then when the heat gets too much, you run to Osewa Bin Laden crying like a bitch on 42nd & Broadway, Now go, run to him and have him ban me, opps! and after he has done that Islander won't be able to shop at Tiffany's or Bloomingdales anymore, goat.

I have never in my life see "men" act like pussies until I discovered NL, que las ti ma.

ricth whatever,
Who gave you permission to call my HOLY name?  Now before you call me or anyone else pathetic, I strongly suggest you \whack the hell out of your father since he was sole responsible for the creation of that word.



@Kit, buenos dias
Not at all getting worked up, was dragged him by one Notorious gay ( and he knows I have all the dirt on his ass, since He once rolled on my turf), who is so frustrated with his miserable, pretentious life that instead of thinking with his head, he has now resorted to his butt, but according to Buju, bom bie bie in ah batty man head, I am all ready for his "bad heart" and all, The boy belongs to an ER he can die anytime soon. If I were him I would be praying for forgiveness, since I know NOT the hour.

Chacal:
@ Islander,


Man Utd should retain the title by May but sometimes the manager plays GOD and under-estimate the opposition.
If he sticks to his 1st team . . . .United will win the title. I have no doubt in that.
Arsenal will finish 3rd below Man Utd and Chelsea.
Meanwhile, u might have a bit of dilemma because your favourite team in France(Lyon) is facing Man Utd in UEFA Champions league.
Now tell me. . . . . who is getting your vote?

Well you know we stick together like glue , of course you know where my vote goes, , In all honesty though I pray that Man utd wins and win big,

@Chacal,

seeing that age is affecting my memory, tell your momma what are the chances of Man utd winning the championship? I want to go make fun of my 'enemies" in the Arse-nals thread

ROFLMFSAO, I detest COWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Ballsless bush rats, gives me the cramps, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww,

@Jackal,
meet me upstairs, I am getting impatient as hell

@jackal ,
Why are you still wasting your time?  LOL, Your 'sugar mama" the "old woman" needs you in her bed, pronto,

errrmmmm. LOL the same "old woman" who had them goats bleating on her YIM, I love being beckoned especially during my "menopause" relaspses.

Last time I checked my dear cousin's mom was pregnant with her the year before my mom was, Now I wonder who is rolling with "old' ladies,  I hate f.ucking cowards,  especially those who are still struggling with their sexuality,

Bullers need to stick their butts exactly where they intend to and stop screwing around the bushes, I had coffee am up all night .

errrrr, Jackal baby, how old are you again? ok, I see, so I would have had to start f.ucking at age 4 and become pregnant by age 5 in order to have been your mom, Damn I think someone is hugely mistaking me for their Momma,

@kit,
If you continue to say Jackal is cougar I will personally bite your 12 toes


@Jackal,
I see you are causing quite a stir in this thread.LOL I didn't know you were this famous, had I known that I would have been shagging you earlier, LOL, Seems like some rejected and dejected he-goats have brought their sorrows  to the land for healing? Such a damn shame,
Sorry baby that you are being used as the "alley-way" to the Diva, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw. I am  in "tears", 

Anyway, handsome, one last warning, Get your fine ass back to bed or else, 

Chacal,
Hey, bring your hunky ass back to bed and let wandering souls roam nah , 

Cougar:
@ jackal,
where have u been? u got everyone on sports saying cougar is jackal. it shows how judgemental some people can be. cougar/jackal are brothers. jackal is cougar's father and all the prattle u can hear only from the mentally-ill. anyways, welcome back. don't do a runner again.

No dear he did NOT run away, He just chose Island hopping with his Diva rather than hanging out on NL . Now that mission has been accomplished and baby Jackal is in the incubator, he's back!!

Chacal:
JACKAL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see that after all that winning we did in the islands, you still had reserved energy to come here and play ,

@kIT I have released Jackal, now you can put that speculation of him being cougar to rest, RIP

Last week even though the GPS told me to turn right, I turned left and ended up at the wrong place


WWTLT you over-ate?

I had a long chat with my love IBLN ,

mohawkchic:
~Thank God That my Son celebrated his 6th B-Day today ama proud maama!

~Thank God for his Mercy,for making me a part of this celebration of life,may He continue to Guide N Protect me N ma family,amen

Thank God that Mohawkchic's son celebrated his 6th, Congrats big man ,

Thank God for being a great mom ( we need more like you)

@topic

Thank God that my sweetheart and I continue to love and cherish each other, I love you baby,

almondjoy:
Wow! Islander.  Don't be shy!  We know you are a loveable babe!  

No secrets on Nairaland remember?

LOL, Almond my therapist, Donde esta usted

I am not shy o, Just that I seem to have a Dreamer on my hand here.  EVeryone knows by now my lips belong to one NLder ONLY, and am pleaing the 5th

How have you been though?

I see, Mr. Dreamer, Keep those eyes shut a wee bit longer, You may just kiss my twin shaddow

In your dreams Thuglife, dream on, no harm there at all


@topic
Slept like a log in bed last night,

If only I knew what 'em em em" meant, then I won't be here wishing

Of course now, George, The Cutest monkey in the entire Universe


@topic
Dreamt about George's father in bed last night, he knows who he is and he better starts paying "child support" before I whack his ass

Dreamt about George, in bed last night,

I wish Thuglife would explain to me what he meant by "em em em"?

LOL, Maye I can

I wish thuglife doesn't do as his username implies,

Cold toes and fingers and missing my bed like crazy,

WDYH?

Yea, If only it wasn't so damn cold

@topic
I wish Eldee a splendid day and hopes he prays for me tomorrow in church

@Ruudie, okay o. I no go sleep no more. Am wide awake. Matter of fact heading to the rooftop in a bit to cool off then to Walliabou ( the same beach Jack Sparrow conquered the duppies for the treasures) for a swim. .

@kit, The offer still stands. Cali-herbs for that garri, because you are hallucinating I see .

@Cougar,
I need you to come here and clasrify this mess. I cannot risk my "baby daddy's" name being dragged through Nl mud. . So yo beta show ur ass now, or else it ginne be blood cloth trouble in ya so,

@Wormedup,
Wat ah gwarn? Long time? Ruth is great. Spoke to her last week, should be seeing her during Spring Break .

Meanwhile Jackal is still under my Umbrella, aye aye aye . I don't think he will be returning to NL in a while. His ass is mesmerized. I warned him about this Island Jazz, he thought I was kidding. NOw I have him speaking in tongues, .

Ohhhhhhhhh. See this one Kit nah . Me bin telling tis buoy Jackal na be Cougar, Him head tough like say ah be rock . Kit you better behave yourself or NO INVITE to the wedding of the Year .

BTW, where is tbk417? I heard he was spotted somewhere downtown Lagos hailing an Okada, .

GTG people. The boss man just holla for his breakfast. I have to feed my tiger. Will check back later. Have fun people, Nuff Luv,

D-reloaded:
calm down with the obnoxious threads.

This is exactly what happens when internet cafe owners allow jobless goats to roam the net for a few nairas, que las ti ma,

Mc Omo:
whats all this thread all about sef ?



@Islander

e get as e dey do me well say what u like, JACKAL HIMSELF CONFIDED IN ME AS TO WHY HE WAS CHANGING HANDLES . . .

let him come and deny it right here before me and I will prove it to the whole world

I see, Well he just rolled out from the duvet to view this and he has some explaining to do . If his story doesn't fit yours, his ass is on the next banana boat back to the UK

LOL, Ok Ruudie,
Let me 'sleep" on that one, ,
Enjoy your day, I am rushing to work now, Will check back later.

ermmm.If you see Kit and that Tbk417, tell them to behave themselves until Mummy returns oo,