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Eldee you are cracking me up, , I wish Eldee a great day and success dealing with the retards,

RuuDie:
Smbody haul my butt back to the stone-age!!!

What be DUVET SCUBA MUSTIQUES CAYMAN

C'mon Ruudie, Duvet is another name for a comforter, like a thick Blanket, Mustique and Tobago Cays(pronounced Keys) are just the names of 2 of our dependent Grenadines Islands. Mustique is where the Rich & Famous mingle, People like Mick Jaggar and Jlo have cottages there,

tkb417:
u havent changed one bit. . .by the way, where is moodylady?
or has she dropped that name?

ROFMLSFAO, Change? Am I money , I will bite your ass for saying that about me,

errrrmmmm Moody is good. She went to Naija for the Christmas. She came back and spent some days with me, but has sinced returned to school,

Mc Omo:
@Ruudie

I was wondering maself

imagine as she come dey take carribean pigin scatter floor for here

@Islander

I am still unsure your invitation to the Islands is not in bad spirit

and yeah . . .I know what herbs do

Kit, Caribbean Pigin? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So wait, you didn't know that we speak our little dialect too. And then remember slaves populated the islands, So I have that Africana thingy in me oo.

And naaaaaaaaaaa. My invitation is all sincere, No more bad blood jare


UPDATE: Jackal sends his love to all his fans, As much as he would love to come here and play, he is having far much fun right now.

Baby girl, wat ah gwarn?? , I will o.I will, soonest,

@topic
I wish Uzzy a blessed night and a bright morning, I am so tired, was running up and down doing errands for my mom

LOL, very funny,

I wish God would have invited Infobaba to my creation celebration

infobaba:
i wish your HATERS sould always hate u till they can't take it no more

[size=22pt]WORD [/size]


@topic
I wish Infobaba would disclose some of his informatiion to me

I wish seun will release Neelsel so that Islander can be Happy

tkb417:
@Islander
release my man or you'll see my red eye

LOL,  .I will release him when I am done, I told you all Once you go Island you shall NEVER go back,  , Don't worry He is in safe hands. We are going scuba diving tomorrow in Mustique, then snorkling in close by Tobago Cays.  But I did tell him he's missed. on Nairaland. . He has assured me that on his return he will make sure each of you receive a souvenirs.


@Ruudie
I am sorry you missed my "cat walk" last night. But stay tuned, more to come as soon as Jackal releases me from under his duvet

@Kit, oh so it's like that, eh? I extend an island welcome to you and you declined? LOl, , Didn't you know Herb is the healing of the nation, Drugs is its destruction?

@Uzzy darling, sorry was indisposed all day, LOL, Naaaaa. I just love administering medicine to sick souls. On that note be careful with these snakes up in here. They sting from both sides of their mouths.

@Pataki
Kill the bitch, The goat has gone into hibernation,

@All my haters, continue to hate, LOL, It has done nothing but spurs me on,

Kit I see you have been smoking that Garri again . Didn't I warn you to stay away from such an instead let me ship you some energetic, Volcanic-grown Cali-herb .

Ermmmmmm. What is so unholy about me "catering" to my Jackal's needs? .

Don't worry Razor is safe. She's practising to be "God-Mother" to Baby Jackal, coming very soon. LOL.

Doyin, you bore me,

poor thing you have no clue about Fashion, No oo, my waist wouldn't hurt, I am not a size 10 forcing into a size 4,

My eyes are tired, Buenos noches muy el feo los gentes,

PS, LOL>> I see you have also drank that "Islander hates black people" propoganda? hmmmmmmm. que las ti ma, LOL,

ROFLMSAO, now go and self-service and be back, Yea you see how the "old woman" roll? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Saw the news as soon as it hit he airwaves. Such a lost. I used to see him a lot in Park Slopes where he shared a brownstone with estranged girlfriend, Michelle Williams. He would frequent Prospect Park with little Mathlida hoisted on his neck. He seemed so content.

Honestly, I think his life began to fall apart after him and Michelle went their separate ways. May his soul rest in peace. Such a lost. He was destined to go great places. I really enjoyed his movies,

ROFLMSAO, Vagina, I just knew I would have you sweating like a sow pig, BTW was that your post to me your attempt at convincing us that the rumours about you attending classes during recess false? LOL,

I am still at work and cannot devote too much time, but I soon would be home, Then I would be back,

Hey Arrow, I think it's high time you and yours desist from calling others names, since you like I know how much Europe is becoming frustrated with the number of sick pussies you export yearly, Now bat you wish to fight? If I were you I would be very careful with what I wish for,

ROFLMSAO, ermmm. I always knew the ONLY thing a gay man is good at is "shaking what his momma gave him" at the Gay Parade, Wenger I have just pointed you to your destiny, now take a hint gay. You suck,


Where is my "friend" Viera? Come at me now, I am waiting. Your captain is a "batty buoy" He sucks!!!

@Kit, who or what makes you think
Cougar is Jackal? I am an authentic babe and I only roll with authentic guys. So rest assured Jackal is Jackal and Cougar is Cougar,

Contine bashing Kit, and let me get back to bed. I left Jackal recuparating from last night's adventure . I am going to feed him now so he regains his strenght. Ta ta, See ya around the Land.

@A-40 yes o. We are too hot to handle,

@tbk417, seems like you have gone MIA on me, Am out.

@A-40, de nada ( u are welcome) BTW I did make you a Black Cake using the best of the best Sunset 98% overproof rum, but Jackal ate half, I would send the other via DHL. .

@tkb417, I am here o. Have been busy in the kitchen cooking Jackal's lunch. I am Fattening him up, so when he returns he will be feisty as a Beast. I am making him my home speciality,Callaloo soup with crab and coconut dumplings, peleau with pigtails and pigeon peas, and fish boilin with ockra and green bananas. So watch out! Jackal will be back with a BANG!!!

[size=14pt]Cumpleanos Feliz A-40, All the best[b][/b]. [/size]

@tkb417,
Thanks , Thanks,,I am ok, Have been hiding out under Jackal's Duvet ,

Yea today is A's birthday, I promised him last year I would wish him the best on his big day, I hope he shows up,

@tkb417, Happy New Year, have been looking for you since Jan 01.

@topic
Anyone sees A-40, Wish him a Happy birthday for me o,

I wish you a quiet night and a noisey tomorrow,

Acid, my girlfriend, where have you been?

@topic
Not looking forward to meeting any, well, apart from my moody( who practically lives with me, my sweetheart Cute ass and my baby Jackal )

I already have me, so I would take Ibkaye,

Infobaba or His twin brother?

MONEY


Spain or France?

ermmmmmmm. I am supposed to say Ham becaus I am lactose intolerant, however, I love cheese so much, especially Pepperjack and swiss.

Fruit cake or Chocolate cake?

I wish I had that username

Fish.I am an Islander


Beef or Pork?

ibkaye:
candy




kfc or mcd's

Neither, am a health freak,

@topic

Apples or Oranges?

@topic
Little Miss. Sunshine

Both, depends on what I am doing, LOL


Pinky or Thumb?

Tell me if anyone is brave enough to commit such an act?


WWLT you give anything to the less fortunate?

ibkaye:
i have to take care of islander sorry hun

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. arent you a darling . Yea I am praying the medications work, as I have to be at work tomorrow. Hopping back into bed, let me get some more rest,

@topic
I have a sweet little sis.Ibkaye who cares

WDYH?

toyinrayo:
LOL. . . .angel for where?

ermmmmmmmmmm. what happened, your "big daddy"not online today, so we are "friends" once more? ROFLMSAO,

@topic
Had an erotic dream in bed last night