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Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 2:14pm On Jan 24, 2008
Eldee you are cracking me up, cheesy grin grin, I wish Eldee a great day and success dealing with the retards,
Sports / Re: Razorr On STV? by Islander(f): 2:13pm On Jan 24, 2008
RuuDie:

Smbody haul my butt back to the stone-age!!!

What be DUVET SCUBA MUSTIQUES CAYMAN

C'mon Ruudie, Duvet is another name for a comforter, like a thick Blanket, Mustique and Tobago Cays(pronounced Keys) are just the names of 2 of our dependent Grenadines Islands. Mustique is where the Rich & Famous mingle, People like Mick Jaggar and Jlo have cottages there,

tkb417:


grin grin grin u havent changed one bit. . .by the way, where is moodylady?
or has she dropped that name?


ROFMLSFAO, Change? Am I money grin cheesy cheesy, I will bite your ass for saying that about me, tongue tongue

errrrmmmm Moody is good. She went to Naija for the Christmas. She came back and spent some days with me, but has sinced returned to school,


Mc Omo:

@Ruudie

I was wondering maself

imagine as she come dey take carribean pigin scatter floor for here shocked

@Islander

I am still unsure your invitation to the Islands is not in bad spirit tongue

and yeah . . .I know what herbs do wink

Kit, Caribbean Pigin? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. So wait, you didn't know that we speak our little dialect too. And then remember slaves populated the islands, So I have that Africana thingy in me oo. cheesy cheesy

And naaaaaaaaaaa. My invitation is all sincere, No more bad blood jare wink


UPDATE: Jackal sends his love to all his fans, As much as he would love to come here and play, he is having far much fun right now. cheesy grin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 1:30am On Jan 24, 2008
Baby girl, wat ah gwarn?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, I will o.I will, soonest,

@topic
I wish Uzzy a blessed night and a bright morning, I am so tired, was running up and down doing errands for my mom
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 1:21am On Jan 24, 2008
LOL, very funny, cheesy

I wish God would have invited Infobaba to my creation celebration grin
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 1:13am On Jan 24, 2008
infobaba:

i wish your HATERS sould always hate u till they can't take it no more


[size=22pt]WORD grin grin[/size]


@topic
I wish Infobaba would disclose some of his informatiion to me cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 1:10am On Jan 24, 2008
I wish seun will release Neelsel so that Islander can be Happy sad sad sad sad sad sad
Sports / Re: Razorr On STV? by Islander(f): 1:07am On Jan 24, 2008
tkb417:

@Islander
release my man or you'll see my red eye grin grin




LOL,  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.I will release him when I am done, I told you all Once you go Island you shall NEVER go back,  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy, Don't worry He is in safe hands. We are going scuba diving tomorrow in Mustique, then snorkling in close by Tobago Cays.  But I did tell him he's missed. on Nairaland. grin grin grin. He has assured me that on his return he will make sure each of you receive a souvenirs. cheesy cheesy


@Ruudie
I am sorry you missed my "cat walk" last night. But stay tuned, more to come as soon as Jackal releases me from under his duvet grin grin grin

@Kit, oh so it's like that, eh? I extend an island welcome to you and you declined? LOl, grin, Didn't you know Herb is the healing of the nation, Drugs is its destruction?
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 11:45pm On Jan 23, 2008
@Uzzy darling, sorry was indisposed all day, LOL, Naaaaa. I just love administering medicine to sick souls. On that note be careful with these snakes up in here. They sting from both sides of their mouths.

@Pataki
Kill the bitch, The goat has gone into hibernation,

@All my haters, continue to hate, LOL, It has done nothing but spurs me on,
Sports / Re: Razorr On STV? by Islander(f): 4:49pm On Jan 23, 2008
Kit I see you have been smoking that Garri again cheesy. Didn't I warn you to stay away from such an instead let me ship you some energetic, Volcanic-grown Cali-herb grin.

Ermmmmmm. What is so unholy about me "catering" to my Jackal's needs? wink cheesy.

Don't worry Razor is safe. She's practising to be "God-Mother" to Baby Jackal, coming very soon. LOL.
Sports / Re: Razorr On STV? by Islander(f): 5:14am On Jan 23, 2008
Doyin, you bore me,

poor thing you have no clue about Fashion, No oo, my waist wouldn't hurt, I am not a size 10 forcing into a size 4,

My eyes are tired, Buenos noches muy el feo los gentes,

PS, LOL>> I see you have also drank that "Islander hates black people" propoganda? hmmmmmmm. que las ti ma, LOL,
Sports / Re: Razorr On STV? by Islander(f): 5:03am On Jan 23, 2008
ROFLMSAO, now go and self-service and be back, Yea you see how the "old woman" roll? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Celebrities / Re: Hollywood Star Heath Ledger Found Dead by Islander(f): 4:05am On Jan 23, 2008
Saw the news as soon as it hit he airwaves. Such a lost. I used to see him a lot in Park Slopes where he shared a brownstone with estranged girlfriend, Michelle Williams. He would frequent Prospect Park with little Mathlida hoisted on his neck. He seemed so content.

Honestly, I think his life began to fall apart after him and Michelle went their separate ways. May his soul rest in peace. Such a lost. He was destined to go great places. I really enjoyed his movies,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 11:22pm On Jan 22, 2008
ROFLMSAO, Vagina, I just knew I would have you sweating like a sow pig, BTW was that your post to me your attempt at convincing us that the rumours about you attending classes during recess false? LOL,

I am still at work and cannot devote too much time, but I soon would be home, Then I would be back,

Hey Arrow, I think it's high time you and yours desist from calling others names, since you like I know how much Europe is becoming frustrated with the number of sick pussies you export yearly, Now bat you wish to fight? If I were you I would be very careful with what I wish for,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Islander(f): 10:39pm On Jan 22, 2008
ROFLMSAO, ermmm. I always knew the ONLY thing a gay man is good at is "shaking what his momma gave him" at the Gay Parade, Wenger I have just pointed you to your destiny, now take a hint gay. You suck,


Where is my "friend" Viera? Come at me now, I am waiting. Your captain is a "batty buoy" He sucks!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Islander(f): 7:58pm On Jan 22, 2008
@Kit, who or what makes you think
Cougar is Jackal? I am an authentic babe and I only roll with authentic guys. So rest assured Jackal is Jackal and Cougar is Cougar,

Contine bashing Kit, and let me get back to bed. I left Jackal recuparating from last night's adventure wink. I am going to feed him now so he regains his strenght. Ta ta, See ya around the Land.

@A-40 yes o. We are too hot to handle,

@tbk417, seems like you have gone MIA on me, Am out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Islander(f): 7:02pm On Jan 22, 2008
@A-40, de nada ( u are welcome) BTW I did make you a Black Cake using the best of the best Sunset 98% overproof rum, but Jackal ate half, I would send the other via DHL. cheesy.

@tkb417, I am here o. Have been busy in the kitchen cooking Jackal's lunch. I am Fattening him up, so when he returns he will be feisty as a Beast. I am making him my home speciality,Callaloo soup with crab and coconut dumplings, peleau with pigtails and pigeon peas, and fish boilin with ockra and green bananas. So watch out! Jackal will be back with a BANG!!! cheesy
Sports / Re: Australian Open 2008 by Islander(f): 3:23pm On Jan 22, 2008
[size=14pt]Cumpleanos Feliz A-40, All the best[b][/b]. grin[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Islander(f): 3:22pm On Jan 22, 2008
@tkb417,
Thanks , Thanks,,I am ok, Have been hiding out under Jackal's Duvet wink wink wink wink wink,

Yea today is A's birthday, I promised him last year I would wish him the best on his big day, I hope he shows up,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Islander(f): 2:13pm On Jan 22, 2008
@tkb417, Happy New Year, have been looking for you since Jan 01. grin

@topic
Anyone sees A-40, Wish him a Happy birthday for me o, cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 1:34am On Jan 22, 2008
I wish you a quiet night and a noisey tomorrow, grin
Forum Games / Re: When I Meet A Nairalander by Islander(f): 1:33am On Jan 22, 2008
Acid, my girlfriend, where have you been? grin kiss

@topic
Not looking forward to meeting any, well, apart from my moody( who practically lives with me, my sweetheart Cute ass and my baby Jackal kiss)
Forum Games / Re: This Or That? by Islander(f): 11:06pm On Jan 20, 2008
I already have me, so I would take Ibkaye, grin grin grin

Infobaba or His twin brother?
Forum Games / Re: This Or That? by Islander(f): 10:58pm On Jan 20, 2008
MONEY


Spain or France?
Forum Games / Re: This Or That? by Islander(f): 10:45pm On Jan 20, 2008
ermmmmmmm. I am supposed to say Ham becaus I am lactose intolerant, however, I love cheese so much, especially Pepperjack and swiss.

Fruit cake or Chocolate cake?
Forum Games / Re: Make A Wish For The Person Above You by Islander(f): 10:40pm On Jan 20, 2008
I wish I had that username cheesy
Forum Games / Re: This Or That? by Islander(f): 6:02pm On Jan 20, 2008
Fish.I am an Islander grin grin


Beef or Pork?
Forum Games / Re: This Or That? by Islander(f): 5:59pm On Jan 20, 2008
ibkaye:

candy




kfc or mcd's

Neither, am a health freak,

@topic

Apples or Oranges?
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by Islander(f): 5:35pm On Jan 20, 2008
@topic
Little Miss. Sunshine grin grin
Forum Games / Re: This Or That? by Islander(f): 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2008
Both, depends on what I am doing, LOL wink cheesy


Pinky or Thumb?
Forum Games / Re: When Was The Last Time You: by Islander(f): 5:08pm On Jan 20, 2008
Tell me if anyone is brave enough to commit such an act?


WWLT you give anything to the less fortunate?
Forum Games / Re: What Do You Have? I Have: by Islander(f): 5:06pm On Jan 20, 2008
ibkaye:

i have to take care of islander sad smiley sorry hun smiley



Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. arent you a darling kiss. Yea I am praying the medications work, as I have to be at work tomorrow. Hopping back into bed, let me get some more rest,

@topic
I have a sweet little sis.Ibkaye who cares grin grin

WDYH?
Forum Games / Re: In Bed Last Night by Islander(f): 5:01pm On Jan 20, 2008
toyinrayo:

LOL. . . .angel for where?


ermmmmmmmmmm. what happened, your "big daddy"not online today, so we are "friends" once more? ROFLMSAO,

@topic
Had an erotic dream in bed last night wink wink wink wink wink

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