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RomanceRe: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(op): 8:32pm On May 11, 2020
STAGE 3 OF 7: THE INQUISITIVE STAGE

Once longing turns to craving, then stage 2 gives birth to inquisitiveness. Son, when you want to know about the lady, what she likes, what she does, while she swirl those hips and when you find yourself enthralled by all of her being then you have harvested the thirst of inquisitiveness.

Muttering something incoherent at this stage, the Sage wandered off into the archives of wisdom from the Dark Ages.

Ustaaz, Ustaaz, Ustaaz I called at him, why are these steps not taught by our parents?

How will they know if they have never truly loved, and how can they truly love if they lack knowledge, for they FALL in love these days and so the steps are broken and without purpose he blurted from the pages of Ashtoreth, The goddess of Lust.
RomanceRe: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(op):
ojun50:
Stage 3: the lie Muhammed stage
Ojun50 I dey tell you....I wish say the Sage tell me the truth quickly.

It almost felt like the definition of sex: One mumu sweating to the voice of the woman crying for the mumu to hit harder.
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RomanceThe 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(op):
As I sat there pondering on why she left, it became clear to me from some 10 years backward what the SAGE told me.

He began by asking me, Son what is love?

Not one to feel stupid, I hurriedly told him, what my version of love was but, he smiled with a mien that bellies knowledge vast in this and several other topics.

He said, Son if this is love to you, then you are in stage 3, and yet may never attained the seventh stage of love.

of course came the learning process, like in so many other cases before now.

This is what the Sage said:

STAGE 1 of 7: THE LIGHT UP STAGE

He explained, that every once in a while comes that one person that lights up your room, your world, your heart with their presence and face.
If you feel the zing, right there, then this is stage 1 of love.

But this stage has to bear a seed.



STAGE 2 of 7: THE LONGING STAGE

The Seed of stage 1, will be cultivated in thought process nurtured by longing.
Son, please hand me the parch on Mesopotamia Wisdom he said gesturing me to reach the top of the archives for knowledge weigh on him heavily now.

Deviating every once in a while, he stated, are you aware that the reason why religion say their prayers eastward?

I gave a slow painful nod, so why do you pray facing the East he asked me.

I told him, I am a Pentecostal Christian and we pray without need for direction.

he muttered something in low tone: another lost cause, I could hear him but I was not interested in the prayer wisdom at this stage as I wanted to know why as an Alpha male, I was still at stage 3 of Love!!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari/Osinbajo’s Whereabouts: Arewa Youths Call For Femi Adesina’s Resignation by isnovic(m): 7:11pm On May 08, 2020
Nigga is about to be dumped, he has been used and credibility value zero, hence he serves no purpose.

The secret has to be protected at all cost.
RomanceRe: She Said She Can't Marry Me Because I Am A Tailor by isnovic(m):
Dude, you ain't the one to be feeling bad, rather rejoice for this one already got her life's clothes sown already.

Every one is a tailor, even God's first job after man's fall from Eden is Tailoring them new clothes to hide their unclothedness.

We are all tailors and it is a honorable job. The one meant to break ancestral curse with will stay; for this one is cursed forever evident in her choice.


Be strong, Cheer up rather, thank God she left for she will be a disaster to you if you had married her.
PoliticsRe: Military: If Shekau Surrenders, We Will Accept Him by isnovic(m):
When he does surrender, please cut his neck on national broadcast just as he has done to countless thousands of Christians around Nigeria and Muslims alike, and make this a deterrence for those fools who think religious crimes will be forgiven on the pretence of surrendering, and/or remorse.

He has to meet his 72 virgins accordingly.
PoliticsRe: Photos: The Grave Of Abba Kyari At Gudu Cemetery by isnovic(m): 6:53pm On Apr 18, 2020
Sad realization for all those who amass stupendous wealth.

In death, you will realize the most your require in this life and not more.

Let the size and depth of this grave remind us daily what we truly deserve and that nothing is worth selling your soul for!!!!

In contrast, the man in green, a peasant stand above him in death.

The peasant was chosen to prepare his real home.

O man, God himself has designed this, that Man may see and understand that all is vanity, so that thou may teach him (Man) to count his days and apply his heart to true wisdom: For this is true wisdom, Fear God and obey his laws !!!!!

CrimeRe: Policemen Attacked & Robbed At Checkpoints In Enugu, AK-47 Rifles Snatched by isnovic(m): 9:35am On Apr 11, 2020
Totally planned.
RomanceRe: Dude You Cannot Unhear This After Listening.... by isnovic(op): 8:46pm On Apr 07, 2020
galadima77:
Rubbish
dude na vex be that, rubbish because na gibberish to you.

But a lotta of sense to anyone who understands Igbo.

get a n Igbo translator dude no fight me.
RomanceRe: Dude You Cannot Unhear This After Listening.... by isnovic(op): 5:09am On Apr 07, 2020
Click the link and the picture for the audio. If you do not have a 2 minutes data, sorry.
My God
....any where you see me - any where e fum, I na panic, Amugi na mba ba.
Nsi gi nwokem coolu down.
RomanceDude You Cannot Unhear This After Listening.... by isnovic(op): 4:56am On Apr 07, 2020
So twitter this morning was set ablaze, apparently by this Igbo lady from Umudiaba.

Worth your 2 mins data to the last second. Me I am looking for Umudiaba ladies from now on
https://twitter.com/afamdeluxo/status/1246874941754089475?s=21

Find an Igbo babe or Igbo brother to translate Biko as this na nne nigar raw!!!!

BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Refusal To Devalue Naira Likely To Fail, Again - Bloomberg by isnovic(m): 6:17pm On Mar 21, 2020
iamJ:
china has population and they used it to their advantage, provided cheap labor for the world, when you come to make your product with their cheap labor, they will copy ur products and make cheap versions that's china cheesy

So I no understand wetin concern Nigeria with china progress, that method can only be done once

All those plenty jobs took many Chinese out of poverty and made many rich

Also na communist state so if you do company government will assist you to blow, America do it to they call it bailout cheesy

Nigeria no follow for anything na church we know
Sadly bro you are very correct, but akin to China we have all the proponents that worked in Chinese favour.

First we have the market, the largest in size in all of Africa.

We have the industrial hub, Aba and Nnewi, to replicate any technology to jump start the revolution!!!.

What we lack is the unilateralism of purpose and political will made worse by bad leadership.

If we make it a political will that all consumed product in the country must have a manufacturing plant, make the cost of Labour cheap and ensure a political climate that is predicated on sound economic decisions, security of life and rule of law no matter how highly placed then what we seek will come to us.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Africa Recorded 17 Deaths In 24 Hours – WHO by isnovic(m): 12:37pm On Mar 19, 2020
The figures is driven by the aid offered by WHO for countries affected by COVID19.

Majority of our Government are fucking corrupt and all this figures are cooked.
PoliticsRe: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by isnovic(m): 12:22pm On Mar 19, 2020
kikero:
Actually,crude price has not favoured this government at all

Our Breakeven oil price, the price at which oil needs to be for us to earn a sufficient budget was 120 dollars per barrel in 2012, 122 dollars in 2015 and now 139 dollars in 2017.

Meanwhile oil under Buhari has been below 80 dollars since 2015, 75when he took over, 30 dollars in 2016, 80 dollars in 2018 and 27 dollars now.

We have a very large population above 150million which is why even though we produce as much as the UAE, we are not as rich as they are./(UAE has 12 million people max)

That's why Bubu takes loans by the way. The money we earn from oil is not enough and has never been for a while, even during GEJ time

That's why our future is being an industrial nation, and a nation that does not live by oil alone, and does not run on subsidies.
@Kekori you are actually not correct with the figures you quoted here here.
fact check:

It cost Nigeria approximately 14.10 USD to produce a barrel of crude oil.

see the following link:

https://knoema.com/rqaebad/cost-of-producing-a-barrel-of-crude-oil-by-country

Fig/:1

Additionally, fact check see the link below from OPEC

It cost about 30USD offshores and 15USD onshores.

https://www.opec.org/opec_web/en/data_graphs/40.htm

Quoting the GMD of NNPC
" Speaking at the CBN consultative roundtable forum, NNPC GMD, Abba Kyari had commented on how this could mean a disaster for Nigeria competing with countries which have low costs of production. At $23 per barrel, Nigeria has one of the highest oil production cost in the world."

So you see Nigeria has profited right from when the price crossed $35 per barrels howbeit differently based on the contracts signed with the oil operators viz JV, PSC and others.

And as per an Expat in this field, now working in Gulf, only Saudis breaks even at $10 per barrel cost since its cost of production is around 3-7 USD per barrels.


So let don let Bubu or any other deceive Nigerians, at this price Nigeria still profits from Onshore Fields.

PoliticsRe: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by isnovic(m): 11:01am On Mar 19, 2020
kikero:
The days of plenty were in the previous administration when oil prices were between 91 and 130 dollars.

Since Buhari took over, oil has been between 25 dollars and 80 dollars, and we need it to be at 140 dollars since 2017

Even under the previous administration, the oil price was not high enough for our economic needs. And GEJ did not save because of high spending on subsides and keeping the naira afloat.
@kikero The days of plenty is also in this administration, the crude oil price has out perform future for CO with over $20.

Agreed, not as much as the previous administration, this administration has been blessed with favorable crude oil price for over 2 years running.

So if thou has not been found wanting in little, do not expect to find accountability in the days of plenty!.
PoliticsRe: Oil Price Sinks To Lowest Level In 16 Years by isnovic(m): 10:37am On Mar 19, 2020
…..where is the savings from the days of plenty Buhari?
Crude oil has sold for an average of 20USD above the FG budget cost, where is the savings from this Buhari?

We are back to the days of yore.
PoliticsRe: Amotekun, Shege Ka Fesa And ? by isnovic(op): 1:55pm On Feb 06, 2020
Cavallari:
The East already have IPOB and the ijaws have their Militants so it's the Middle-belt and the Northern Christians that are remaining.
@Cavallari remember the IPOB is a proscribed group and the Ijaw Militant has been disbanded in the Arm Peace deal by Turai's Husband.
PoliticsAmotekun, Shege Ka Fesa And ? by isnovic(op):
Now that the North has revealed its own version of Amotekun, Shege ka Fesa what is the East waiting for?

My thinking is, the North privy to the use of Boko Haram as an instrument to bringing down the GEJ government are scared the SW is playing same card for a chance at 2023.

Not to be left out, they have come up with Shege Ka Fesa.


My question is, since the whole country now know the aggressors, what will be the justifiable reasons why the East, South South and the Middle Belt not come out with their versions of Amotekun not later than this week as the matter is red hot!!!?

Any delay later than this week means they will be termed pussies.

This country is up for the taken, grandstanding and grand posturing is the best play of the North, to never back down will show them no region has monopoly of violence to power.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Leads RCCG Protest Against Insecurity In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by isnovic(m): 8:14pm On Feb 02, 2020
Maximus69:
He is just acting on what people are saying after so much agitation regarding his influence in the political scene.

Most people assumed that since he is respected highly as a man of God, he shouldn't have remain silent all this while.

But the bitter TRUTH is "Adeboye is NOT a Christian at all"

Jesus is the commander in chief of all divinely approved worshipers of God today. The order from this man called Christ to his own followers (Christians) in the face of persecution is

FLEE (RUN AWAY) from the territories of the enemies of TRUTH! Matthew 10:23

So for anyone to PROTEST against the government means he/she is part of the government (part of the world) ruled by Satan the devil! 1John 5:19

Neither Jesus nor his true followers can protest against the authorities because they are NOT OF THE WORLD under Satan's control, so instead of protesting against Satan's agents whose arrangement was to destroy all Christians, true worshippers of God FLEE (RUN AWAY) from were Satan's persecution is intense! smiley
What about John the Baptist and Herold!!!

That Jesus forerunner speaking truth to the "president" of the day...that led to him being imprisoned and beheaded.
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Auwalu: Not Getting National Identity Number To Attract 3-Month Jail Term by isnovic(m): 8:06pm On Feb 02, 2020
…..and any one without the number of the beast will not be allowed to buy, eat or drink. Look for it is the number of a man.

Wow!! Just wow!!! Slowly ebbing ever so closely.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts To US Travel Ban Against Nigeria by isnovic(m): 12:01am On Feb 02, 2020
blacknp:
People like you are the problem, just blabbing with no solution, you bought cars, what kind, 7 Series BMW's, or S- 600 Mercedes? Useless Donald Trump, let those ipob zombies be singing his praises, thinking it affects the President, President Buhari's children will still enter Yankee with private jet, TSA will go and clear them in their aircraft.
Nay, people like you are the real problem of this country. We are no paid to think for the president. He has paid advisers, technical advisers and aides for that.

The children of the president will enter Yankee but yours and other Nigerians cannot because they do not have private jets or use Nigeria tax payers resources.

Dude this is what we are fighting for?

What makes his children any more privileged than yours!?

Or what makes them more Nigerian than yours.

make the country good so all man children rich or poor do not need visa to enter anywhere, as no one will need to leave this country if all things are okay.
Did you hear Americans, Europeans leaving their countries to Nigeria for immigration purpose except for expatriate jobs?

Don't resign to the fate this country offers you, for then the man in you is dead.

If not for you, at least for the kids you are leaving behind.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts To US Travel Ban Against Nigeria by isnovic(m): 7:39pm On Feb 01, 2020
blacknp:
Charity they say begins at home, what have you done for yourself, which kind of car have you used your own money to buy from your own hustle, even the one you bought before Buhari came into power?, not Federal Government, or Abuja money? None, but it is Buhari that made you poor.
Dude leave the person and face the message.

what I have bought certainly is not your business, but it might interest you to know that I have bought all the cars I desired to drive even before Buhari came to power and after he did as I am not limited by Nigeria economy.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Reacts To US Travel Ban Against Nigeria by isnovic(m): 7:28pm On Feb 01, 2020
jayfolarin:
Some kids here with their tiny brains praising trump for his racist decision to ban Nigerian immigrants.

Nigerians are one of the best educated immigrant groups. 17 percent of Nigerians in the US hold a master's degree while 4 percent have a doctorate. The corresponding numbers for white Americans are 8 percent and 1 percent.

Trump has made disparaging comments about African nations in the past, complaining that Nigerians who entered the United States on visas would never “go back to their huts.”. He is a racist white supremacist asshole whose entire domestic & foreign policy has been based on reversing everything the first black American president did.

Fifteen of the 19 '9/11' plane hijackers were citizens of Saudi Arabia, two were from the United Arab Emirates, one from Lebanon, and one from Egypt. None of their citizens has been placed on a travel ban list but Nigerians that have been a net positive to America gets put on a list. Madness!
What Trump said is it any worse than what your own president said of his people:

Lazy and dishonest at best.

These Arab countries may have been involved in 9/11 incidence, but a look at this country and their economy, security and strategic alliance meant their average citizen enjoy the best life has got to offer.
An average Emirati of 23 walks into a car shop and pick up keys to a Rolls Royce Phantom, same goes for Saudis.

They do not look for work, work looks for them with them making choice.

They do not have to think about providing for themselves Homes, good roads, Electricity as they have a functional Government who provides these basic life needs to the tiniest detail.

There currency is steady and their living standard is high.

Most of these countries do not need visa to go any where, as their passport is very strong.

Their security system ( not the one who currently employed only Muslims from the North) is not biased to other religion or nationals even though they are Islamic countries

This cannot be said of Nigeria and her government ( who feels her people must suffer to taste the good things of life).

Looking for whom to blame? Start at the Presidency first because the bulk stops at his table.
PoliticsRe: Enyinnaya Abaribe: The Igbo Man Doesn't Kneel For Anybody Except His Chi by isnovic(m):
Certainly a lot of ignorance dots the comments here:

A careful research and read of the event preceding this war will make the South West sober.

It is a statement of fact, that the so called Igbo coup was to install a South Westerner-Awolowo (who was still in prison for treasonable offence) as the Prime Minister.

The remorseless waves of killing of the Igbos forced the Eastern Igbo to declare Independent country.

Research the killings of 1945, 1953 and 1966.

Self preservation was what necessitated the Biafran State simple.

A shame Zik and Ironyis were too weak or conservative to act to stop :

1. Invasion of the North on Yorubaland starting with Kwara, and slowly drive it towards Lagos via Ibadan in a Jihad of conquest.
2. The murder and repression of the Yoruba and Middle Belt people for which majority of the armies were used to achieve
3. Stop the senseless election rigging of 1953.
4. Invasion of the Yoruba land planned for 17th January 1966.
5. Corruption, ethnicity and clannish civil services biased to the North

That was why the January 15th 1966 boys had to try, Col nwobosi.

Akintola and Awolowo crisis had plunged the Western Region into the Wildwest, to the extent factions from both teams formed alliance Akintola with the North.

It will interest you that Akintola had to create a deep mutual suspicion between the former alliance involving the Igbos and the North in order to undermine his Western Leader Awolowo.

At this time Awolowo AG has entered alliance with Ziks Party, NCNC, for UPGA, whilst Akintola succeeded in alliance with NPC to form NNA.

This was the beginning of the distrust between Igbos and Yorubas. as the Igbo felt Awolow undid their leader Azikiwe.

Azikiwe a pan-Africanist believed in the oneness of the West and the ability of Awo leadership as Western Leader to deliver the West. This was a political gamble as Zik had placed his political survival on the strength of his friend who he knew as a reformist.

The actual result, massive election rigging in the West made sure that the result favored the North and Azikiwe was out.

These and other events led to imprisonment of Awolowo for treasonable offence after Akintola regained the premiership of the Western region and the eventual coup in 1966.

The counter-coup, rancour and deaths of the Igbos in the West (Operations wetie), North and other places lead to the declaration of independent state of Biafra by Ojukwu in May 30th, 1967.
PoliticsRe: Salihu Kadiri: Amotekun Targeted At Fulani Herders — Sarkin Fulani by isnovic(m): 9:42am On Jan 30, 2020
...Accusing the South West governors of being too hasty with the establishment of ‘Operation Amotekun’, the Seriki Fulani of Oyo State said if Fulani vigilante groups were recruited into Amotekun, they would be in the best position to monitor the herders and their activities, as well as assist in curbing crimes in their various localities.

…..As they are helping Boko Haram

tarhhhh!!! God forbid, the day they take in Fulani, then they will understand subterfuge and saboteur.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Kwatas, Bokkos In Plateau, Kill Many (Graphic Photos) by isnovic(m): 2:49pm On Jan 29, 2020
Now they are calling them gun men...instead of Fulanis or Boko Haram.

Nigerians is yet to see the full rot of this government.

I doff my hat for the media team of this present government as they have managed to pull the wool over the eyes of all Nigerians and sold the intolerable to Nigerians as happenstance.

….and there is a one time war MG as President, what a country.
PoliticsRe: APC Takes Over Imo House Of Assembly by isnovic(m): 9:27am On Jan 29, 2020
All defectors should lose their seat and representation. I thought a precedence already establish in this sort of cases.

Cross-carpeting should come with the lose of seat/representation to deter people with no political ideology in politics.
TravelRe: Update On Lagos-ibadan Rail Line Project. by isnovic(m): 9:56am On Jan 28, 2020
This is good project and design is modern.
#upvote
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: Bombing Has Reduced, Nigerians Should Be Thankful by isnovic(m): 2:25pm On Jan 27, 2020
Reference:
After their 8 year tenure they will acknowledge their complete failure but still blame it on the previous goverment. Then we will collectively ask them the reasons for elections in the first place, if not to chamge a bad goverment for a good one.

Nigerians, ask yourself this important question. What if the next goverment elected in 2023 is still blaming the Buhari goverment by 2031 in the midst of a state of the nation far worse that what you experience now..... what will you do?
So true.

This is the real fear, it is palpable and the fact it can set-off a possible chain reaction for excuse of performance for those voted into power to solve certain issues is even more frightening.
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: Bombing Has Reduced, Nigerians Should Be Thankful by isnovic(m):
1 year into a second term, still comparing results with GEJ.

I just weak for this shifty government, for God sake take responsibility.

Acknowledge your failure first, put on your thinking cap and come up with well thought out ideas to defeat this menace.

I am pretty sure this guy masturbates on anything
GEJ.
BusinessRe: Lagos Ranked As First Africa's Best Start Up City (Top 10 Cities) by isnovic(m): 12:44pm On Jan 27, 2020
Spin Media doctor at overdrive.

Me thinking since TI came up with their recent ranking, the need to give the present government a reason to smile is now in an overdrive.


Yesterday was Business destination of some nameless group, now Blink Source-

Unmask all this I wannabe, Phonies.

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