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Politics / Re: Kaduna South Attacked By Bandits Since 8pm Last Night by isnovic(m): 2:10pm On Apr 07, 2022
Please do not be beguile by the randomness of the events and do not be a simp either.

These events are well planned and intended.

What if I tell you that the events were intended to cause a declaration of Emergency rule in parts of the North.

To what end, is the question?

The North central is the deciding neutral in this election. Whatever happens here decides where the result swings, if there was an election.

Please get your torch ready, as the stew meat is now on count!
Crime / Re: 'You Fit Do Ritual?' – 15-Year-Old Sakawa Boy Says As He Shows Off Cash by isnovic(m): 12:42am On Feb 06, 2022
browngh:
A 15-year-old boy takes to social media to challenge those who seem to be admiring his status as he outlines some of the conditions that come with it.

In the short video, the boy could be seen randomly spraying his money while bragging and outlining the scary requirements.

A bag filled with hard currency was also spotted in the video.

Voice in the clip proclaimed thus.

"You fit do ritual? You get mind? You fit baf soap dey see spirit for night? You wan die young?”

Watch the video below:


#bambamGeneration.


https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZlruDYAQGp/?utm_medium=copy_link
Politics / Re: 2023: Northerners React To Peter Obi's Ambition (Pictures) by isnovic(m): 12:23am On Feb 06, 2022
Seun360:


Which Obi?
what did he do in Anambra?

Abeg rest or you keep fighting for Biafra cos that the only realistic place Obi can get Presidency. (Only if Nnamdi Kanu go even gree sef)

O boy stop the shaming of a legitimate request of a people to self determination.

That said, Please show me the candidates with better resume and precedence.

Rest your nerve with this Igba narrative.

It is so stall, as the Nnamdi kanu is even fighting for you sadly.
Politics / Re: 2023: Northerners React To Peter Obi's Ambition (Pictures) by isnovic(m): 12:47pm On Feb 04, 2022
Seun360:


I have no problems with that, no igbo man will be President of this great nation called Nigeria.

From what i have read on this platform and what i see from the excerpts, Igbos were and had never been wrong about where their bread is buttered.

Nigeria has nothing for them, Simple.

If on basis of suffering, we are not tired then let us continue on this shameless charade for ethnic bigotry and cluelessness for leaders.

Peter the Rock is a sound material, he can set us on the path to recovery given his austere principle to expenditure. He also an investment guru and sovereign wealth champion.

E go cost us our pride, but we would have set our nation's face on a flint.

If we follow this with a master craftsman/builder like Makinde or Northern Governor in Bornu, forgotten his name.

This will give us a leader with a heart for development, construction and heart for the masses.

Followed this tenure with a Moghalu/Charles Soludo, the solution and begin to see an ascendency.

Cap it with the dexterity of a master class politician and die-hard Nigeria believer, Bukola saraki then you have a country that has turned the page.
Crime / Re: ReportMagoMago: US Government Launches Anti-Corruption Website by isnovic(m): 8:39pm On Jan 28, 2022
Nemere2020:


https://independent.ng/us-government-launches-anti-corruption-website-urges-nigerians-to-report-corrupt-leaders/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

This naturally should be good news but, this is a Troy gift.

The key is the website database, where is it housed.

The back door, feeds what server.

Is it listener?

In any case the poor Nigerians stands to gain, but it will put too much of Nigerian secret in the hands of the US, and in this age where data is the new WEAPON, this may in turn bite the country.

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Politics / Re: Prepare For Uprising If You Hike Fuel Price, Abdulsalam Warns FG by isnovic(m): 2:43pm On Jan 21, 2022
“Young people and women are the demographic groups most affected by the country’s dire economic outlook. For example, estimates by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) shows that while the national unemployment rate stood at 33 per cent by the end of 2020, unemployment for young people between ages 15 and 34 years was 10 per cent higher at 42.5 per cent.

One of every person in Nigeria is unemployed or underemployed.
And one out every youth is unemployed or underemployed.
Phones / Re: Will NCC Block The Lines Of Non Nigerians Without NIN? by isnovic(m): 11:48am On Jan 04, 2021
Charmingrascal:
The Federal Government has threatened to deactivate every sim card that is not linked to NIN at a certain date and just last night my friend who is not a Nigerian asked me if his lines will also be deactivated since he won't be able to get the national ID card because he is not a citizen of this country.

I promised to confirm for him and that's why I created this thread.

Dear Nairalanders kindly help if you have any useful information about this.

Will his lines be deactivated or there is an exception for non Nigerians?

They can work around this.

SIM card of non Nigerians can be tied to expiry of their visa and residency document or based on their visa tenure.
Those SIM cards can be adhoc type or permanent type depending on what GSM operators prefers.

That is, if their work visa/residency document is valid for 3 years, the SIM card will be valid in the registered name for period of documents and will need to present a valid or renewed visa, passport to the GSM companies who will capture the biodata as appropriate.if they intend to renew ownership of the number after expiration.
Travel / Re: FG Bars Air France, Lufthansa, KLM, Others by isnovic(m): 1:46am On Sep 04, 2020
This is commendable from the Hon. Minister.

The balls of steel is required as we have come of age in the country. These countries and airline mentioned here treat Nigerians with disdain and in most cases their flights are over-priced.


Additionally, even when they do finally fly the route the aircraft type is usually not the same as those used for other countries of the same flight time. In most cases than not, you are sure to disembark from the most obscured part of the airport and subjected to extra-scrutiny by the airport managers.

Let them bar them until they show the same reciprocity offered them by our country biko.


dre11:


Details shortly…

SOURCE
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints 4 New Judges For Supreme Court by isnovic(m): 8:37am On Aug 16, 2020
Esseite:
Buhari has set so much bad precedence in respect to federal character that Nigeria would definitely need a National conference to harmonize relationships after him... it would be inevitable if power is to leave the North..

He has set benchmarks that future nepotistic tendencies/leaders would always refer to and may be supported by their section of the populace, same way the northerners are quiet today.

The sad thing is that, the Southern President have a holier than thou attitude.

God will punish any elected Southern President who do not more than return these appointment so far.
Politics / Re: Presidency Summons Matawalle Over Insecurity In Zamfara by isnovic(m): 2:23pm On Jun 24, 2020
....“I was invited here by the Chief of Staff to the President to come and brief him on the issue of insecurity in my state, which I have done, and we have understood where we are going.

Chief of Staff to the President. Kyari Version 2 loading.
Politics / Re: 'Sabiu Yusuf's Fat Bank Accounts: Buhari Is Aware' By Farooq Kperogi by isnovic(m): 1:51pm On Jun 24, 2020
...The stench bomb of fetid corruption that will explode after Buhari leaves office would be so unprecedentedly malodorous it would deaden Nigeria's collective nasal sensibility for a long time.


Farooq has always had a way with his hyperbole. This one got me.
Fetid stench, malodorous to deaden collective nasal sensibility.
Nay, fetid stench, that not only deadens the collective sensibility of Nigeria but send so many to early grave due to heart break of their Mr Integrity and Knight in Shiny Armour.


The incorruptible was a drab worn only to deceive the masses.

2 years and 6 months will reveal if the sepulchral of rot will indeed bring back Lazarus from the dead.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend & I Ended Our Relationship Because Of Reno Omokri's Tweets, Advice by isnovic(m): 7:02pm On Jun 17, 2020
My pussy is this.
My ass is that
My selling point is my boobs, my smile that

Bitch what about your brain?
Politics / Re: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by isnovic(m): 11:32pm On Jun 06, 2020
Arrest this man, as this is seditious.

Southern Pigs are all there acting like this statement and many more rhetoric coming lately from the North is normal.

The game is on as usual, beat the drum of violence, instill fear in voting population and have their way with under age voters.

So the real reasons, for sending the unending hoards of Fulani to the South is to create their own vigilante in other states and still enjoy peace in the own region whilst claiming rights to the Presidency.

If the North Central, Southern states do not come together to fight for themselves, their children and their land, they will all be slaves in their own land.

Plus it will be too late to act then as they would gained the required foothold to cause real damage.


Be ready, as mayhem will be unleashed as the truth starts to unfold after the COVID19 saga by the exported marauding hoards of Fulani in the South.

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Education / Re: Buhari Asked To Sack Godswill Obioma, NECO Registrar, Replace With A Northerner by isnovic(m): 11:14pm On Jun 06, 2020
Who were they last Registrar?

Why now that an Igbo Man is appointed, they are calling for indigenization of the position or appointment of a Northern person.

I wish they do, as it will be one more reason why all positions hereafter, NPA, IMMIGRATION, NNPC, NDDC, FIRS, FRSC, All Military Commands, EFCC, ICPC, CJ and all other federal character commission appointment to be returned to the South.

An if they complain, take the Army and level them, and claim they are terrorist group, just like their hero is currently doing.

If they cry, give them the precedence of 95/5% rule, that you belong to everyone and directed by no-one.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump: Why I Was Taken To White House Underground Bunker by isnovic(m): 8:28pm On Jun 04, 2020
sesameq:


https://dailypost.ng/2020/06/03/why-i-was-taken-to-white-house-underground-bunker-trump/

A country most often than not will get a President that reflects her larger society.
Politics / Re: 17 Chinese Illegal Miners: FG Mounts Pressure On Osun To Surrender Suspects by isnovic(m): 5:05pm On May 25, 2020
The truth Nigerians do not trust the FG to do the right thing. Keep them locked up in Osun. Osun should insist on custody since the infraction happened in the state. The FG will receive money and soon allow them walk, as they will not go to Osun, a place they do not know anyone without support from some official either in the Ministry, Larger Chinese Community who knows some on that knows some Oga at the top.
Travel / Re: Zimbabweans React To Nigerian High-Speed Train by isnovic(m): 4:48pm On May 25, 2020
Shinzu!!!! How far?
Family / Re: Why Children Of Strict Parents Turn Out To Be Worse by isnovic(m): 4:41pm On May 25, 2020
FeliciaOja:
It is now I understand what being strict does, it makes you live a life of pretence, cos when I got into University I wanted to explore everything  I didn’t have the chance of doing at home.

I drank alcohol like crazy, smoked weed, hung out with rich boys, partying, doing drugs but when I go visit my Parents, I still act like that innocent girl they have always known.

My Dad’s strictness led to my Pretence, if he had drawn me close like my mum did, I would have been a better kid.

When parents use strictness to shut down a kids curiosity instead of guiding them, you are making matters worse for that kid. Because eventually that curiosity will lead them into adventures and exploring all those things you refused them to..

Looking back, al the flogging I received from my dad only made me more stubborn and ruthless.

Nothing really changed? Until my mum made me change for good.

Parents need to use wisdom not force..


You were just bad, many others went through the same training your dad gave you and turned out not to be swayed by those things you mentioned above.
You should do a lot of introspecting rather than put the blame on your father's strictness.

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Politics / Re: Obasa: 64 Bank Accounts Linked To BVN Of Lagos Assembly Speaker- SaharaReporters by isnovic(m): 7:52pm On May 23, 2020
This is the least of the elite, now imagine the scale of those serving as Governor, Senator, National Legislators, Ministers and even the President.

na only me waka come, in Patience voice.

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Politics / Re: Gambari The Slap Next Time: Femi Adesina Article Against Ibrahim Gambari In 2008 by isnovic(m): 11:59am On May 17, 2020
Crownbefitsme:
Records have shown that Special Assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, in 2008, condemned Ibrahim Gambari for his support of dictatorial governments.

Mr Gambari, who was recently appointed as the new Chief of Staff to President Buhari, has come under criticism for his role in bolstering the gag on press freedom. The diplomat served as the Minister for External Affairs between 1984 and 1985 under Mr Buhari who was a military head of state then.

Also, Mr Gambari worked for the late dictator, General Sani Abacha, whose regime saw to the victimisation of journalists and activists. One of the victims of the stifling of press freedom under Abacha was Ken Saro-Wiwa, a Nigerian journalist and environmental activist, who led a nonviolent campaign against environmental degradation of the land and waters of Ogoniland by the operations of the multinational petroleum industries.

Mr Saro-Wiwa was hanged in 1995 by the military dictatorship of General Sani Abacha. However, years after the killing, Mr Gambari defended the actions of late Abacha saying the killing was in the interest of the state.

Nevertheless, in a column published on July 12, 2008, Mr Adesina lampooned Mr Gambari. The article published on page 15 of Saturday Sun was titled “Gambari: the slap next time.”

In one of the paragraphs, Mr Adesina referred to the new Chief of Staff as a man who enslaved himself to please his paymasters.

“Gambari enslaved himself to please his paymasters. Now, 13 years later, the shackles are still tied round his neck. bootlicking grovellers fail to learn.”

Reacting to this, former Presidential spokesperson, Reno Omokri, shared a snippet of the column and criticised Mr Adesina who is now serving in the same administration with Mr Gambari.

Mr Omokri, who wrote on Saturday, said;


https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1261718706905907202

Source: https://politicsnigeria.com/flash-back-ibrahim-gambari-is-a-bootlicker-femi-adesina/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

If Femi Adesina has one iota of shame, if he has as little as a mustard seed of Christianity in him, by now he would have resigned this appointment and regain some credibility by this act citing personal principles.

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Romance / Re: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 11:53am On May 17, 2020
Utaaz was brimming at this stage, and being inquisitive, I enquired from the Teacher what he recalled that brighten the room with the glow in his eyes!

Utaaz, looking straight into my eyes and told me a personal story- that is for another day.

Supper is served and Utaaz do not play with the only meal of the day he takes, but he takes same with some religiosity.
The roti must be broken in the same way as depicted in the Last supper.

The wine served immediately after that followed by meal filled with fruits mix.

Ustaaz was well into his 80s but his minds were as sharp as those of 16!

Sleep now my son. for tomorrow I will teach you the last 2 stages of Love, but I must first know if you are ready to receive these stages as it will make or brake you.
Romance / Re: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 11:46am On May 17, 2020
Sensory Art, make everything speak about you and make every senses tell of your person.

A Lover without an announcement is dead on arrival.

Always make is grand entrance and leave by no less.

Have you not read, the gift of a man, maketh a way for him?

Make thyself larger in presence than real life.

Promise nothing, but make sure the love interest believe you would give the moon for her love.

This is the strongest skill to master as it involve using gifts, social media posts, cryptic memes as well as people close to your love interest to nudge them towards you.

When besties and friendzone is totally eliminated in the course of sail, berth your message through delicate acts of touches, stolen glances and wonderful reassuring smiles.
Romance / Re: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 11:24am On May 17, 2020
STAGE 5 OF 7: 7 STAGES OF LOVE

It was already noon by the sundial, and the janitors were busy on the shelves of the Book of Enoch and the Nephilim. The thought of blue blood or blue lineage sprout from the loins of Angel was not on the tables for me, how on earth did they mate with these earthly ladies as one can imagine their hmm.
Deep in thoughts I slept off on the papyrus laying on the floor.

Awaken from the nudge on my foot, Utaaz was ready and do not like people sleeping off on papyrus as he complains it undermines the worth and years of work put in to preserve these delicate works.

I apologized once again, and steadied myself for stage 5!
Romance / Re: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 11:59pm On May 12, 2020
....now they are sending me private messages. I am not copying from any book. Ustaaz taught me all this asweartoGod.
Romance / Re: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 11:50pm On May 12, 2020
STAGE 4 OF 7: COQUETRY

Ustaaz disentangling himself from the archives of Ashtoreth, mutter in some undiscernable rabble how the parches are getting moist. Beckoning on the cleaners, open the eastward windows and do remember to close them when the sundial is at noon.

Capriciously turning to me, he said everything is judge by its appearance; what is unseen accounts for nothing. When inquisition meets desire, then you must treat your interest with utmost respect as a queen, as a courtier you must never make your intentions so bland.

Son beguile begets seduction and a heightens presence but mystery breathes interest.

You lost me Ustaaz, why hide my intentions, when I want her I burbled.

In the Dance of the Veils, what you reveal creates excitement but what you conceal heightens interest; Ustaaz said finally before wandering off in thoughts again.

The lesson he taught was ever so beguile, for the chase is an art, mastery of it creates seduction, and the game enthralled, as courtiers never reveal true intentions gladly, for what is unknown has value.

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Romance / Re: I'm Dating HIV Positive Lady & She Is Pregnant. Advice Needed by isnovic(m): 7:21pm On May 12, 2020
Dude I would have given you a piece of advice but advice is cheap, as everybody offers it but until you fall into the shoes of this young man, you will never know that coming to terms with Life is difficult, knowing you will die by installment.

You are foremost African, Child birth is a big deal, parents, friends and all that are difficult to ward off during Omugwo, and during times your baby will be colic and family, people asking you to feed the baby.

You can not hide here believe me, except fortuitously she is the type that produce no milk or lactate hardly.

If you ignore both, grow a thick skin to seething eyes, low tone murmurs/gossips and

Secondly, be ready to look over your shoulder concerning your health until you die or at least until there is a cure.

It is so easily explained off when the lady is the victim, but when it is the guy, it is a different story.

I will apprise you of the far reaching implication of some the decision you intend to take:

1. You will not be able to accept any job offer in some companies based on your status if positive.
2. You and your wife will be separated if you happen to get any job in the Gulf and other countries as she will not be given permanent residence due to her health status and if they come to know, you will loose your job due to high health risk classification.
3. Your kids are not safe, as you will worry over their status too and would worry sick every time they are sick whether cleared or not.
4. Be ready to invest emotionally with her status
5. Be prepared financially for health, treatment and other opportunistic treatment

If after all these, you decide to wife her, remember you get her to admit in official document that she was positive, and when you did contract the disease, that she also confirm she infected you with you.

Future is blurred in many words, and your sacrifice is easily misconstrued for wickedness when push comes to shove.

make sure she takes her drugs, keep her viral load low, check often as you could afford it and reduce the chances of you getting infected. Do not have sex when you are sore or she is sore down there, God help you, you will be fine.
Romance / Re: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 10:34pm On May 11, 2020
Nairalanders what stage of love are you? The Seventh stage will blow you away.
Travel / Re: Abike Dabiri-Erewa: Chinese Don’t Want Africans In China by isnovic(m): 8:44pm On May 11, 2020
LibertyRep:
Then Nigeria Government and indeed Africa should return the favor
Leave the mumu wey dey speak English.

Start by playing import tax on all Chinese product such that it becomes too expensive to buy goods from them as a first step.

First, this will hurt them as they may have to export to neighbouring countries to export to Nigeria.

After they continue their hostilities, cherry pick all Chinese Businesses and close them for flimsy reasons.

Let see if after these, they remain defiant, then stop all Chinese from entering Nigeria and nationalize all Chinese Asset.

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Romance / Re: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 8:32pm On May 11, 2020
STAGE 3 OF 7: THE INQUISITIVE STAGE

Once longing turns to craving, then stage 2 gives birth to inquisitiveness. Son, when you want to know about the lady, what she likes, what she does, while she swirl those hips and when you find yourself enthralled by all of her being then you have harvested the thirst of inquisitiveness.

Muttering something incoherent at this stage, the Sage wandered off into the archives of wisdom from the Dark Ages.

Ustaaz, Ustaaz, Ustaaz I called at him, why are these steps not taught by our parents?

How will they know if they have never truly loved, and how can they truly love if they lack knowledge, for they FALL in love these days and so the steps are broken and without purpose he blurted from the pages of Ashtoreth, The goddess of Lust.
Romance / Re: The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 7:57pm On May 11, 2020
ojun50:
Stage 3: the lie Muhammed stage

Ojun50 I dey tell you....I wish say the Sage tell me the truth quickly.

It almost felt like the definition of sex: One mumu sweating to the voice of the woman crying for the mumu to hit harder.
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Romance / The 7 Stages Of Love by isnovic(m): 6:57pm On May 11, 2020
As I sat there pondering on why she left, it became clear to me from some 10 years backward what the SAGE told me.

He began by asking me, Son what is love?

Not one to feel stupid, I hurriedly told him, what my version of love was but, he smiled with a mien that bellies knowledge vast in this and several other topics.

He said, Son if this is love to you, then you are in stage 3, and yet may never attained the seventh stage of love.

of course came the learning process, like in so many other cases before now.

This is what the Sage said:

STAGE 1 of 7: THE LIGHT UP STAGE

He explained, that every once in a while comes that one person that lights up your room, your world, your heart with their presence and face.
If you feel the zing, right there, then this is stage 1 of love.

But this stage has to bear a seed.



STAGE 2 of 7: THE LONGING STAGE

The Seed of stage 1, will be cultivated in thought process nurtured by longing.
Son, please hand me the parch on Mesopotamia Wisdom he said gesturing me to reach the top of the archives for knowledge weigh on him heavily now.

Deviating every once in a while, he stated, are you aware that the reason why religion say their prayers eastward?

I gave a slow painful nod, so why do you pray facing the East he asked me.

I told him, I am a Pentecostal Christian and we pray without need for direction.

he muttered something in low tone: another lost cause, I could hear him but I was not interested in the prayer wisdom at this stage as I wanted to know why as an Alpha male, I was still at stage 3 of Love!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari/Osinbajo’s Whereabouts: Arewa Youths Call For Femi Adesina’s Resignation by isnovic(m): 7:11pm On May 08, 2020
Nigga is about to be dumped, he has been used and credibility value zero, hence he serves no purpose.

The secret has to be protected at all cost.

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