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She said most women have taken their love and care away from their husbands and shifted it to their children: “That greatly contributed in pushing the men away from their wives. These men need time, attention and not verbal attacks and nagging.

This right here is the bane of most marriages and reversing this would keep many men at home.

Especially the underlined, as a man just need only 3 things-ffs-food,Bleep and sleep.

No drama, no nagging.

The solution to all these problems and poverty is simple.

Do a clean up of the national ID card system.
Put Nigerians citizens into families.

Then pay every families registered as Nigerian monthly from the sales of oil and gas, in an approved formulae.
FG for running government and project 30%
State 30%
Niger Delta states development to world class cities 10%
Nigerians citizens by families: 30%

Guys are crystal clear on what they want....the pussy.

The ladies on the other hand do not really know what they want.

First it will be friendly things, if she is catching on some feelings she will move the "situation"to relationship/dating, after which they want possession and marriage, on the other hand, if the lady ain't feeling the guy or herself, she will move the "situation" to maga zone -that is when the guy starts paying for all she wants rewarded with some pity Bleep here and there.

OP na learner, the fact is that a girl may be playing hard to get to you but an easy lay to others.

The skill is to learn when to pitch or play the "two can play the game" card.

The top players know when it is about to rain a pussy and when it ends up in a No, he enjoys the chase and take it in his strides as there is really no "NO" but every "NO" is opportunity to learn and perfect your craft.

In more cases than not, an opportunity to know the girl.

SUPERPACK:
do all the necessary documentation and adopt the child to be your own, you never can tell who she will be in future, don't abandon her, because it might hunt your wife and frustrate your marriage.
May God lead you towards the right path.

Dude this is the best advice by far. Do not just take her in, love her as your own but be sure to complete them papers.

The world is deep.

HeWrites:
A Twitter user took to the micro-blogging platform to share the message her pastor told the church members.

According to the lady, her pastor said God gave Adam a house (Eden) and a job (to tend the garden) before he gave him a woman. Which mean if a man don't have a job or a house, he don't need a woman.


How true is what the pastor said?

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9259/men-dont-need-women-if-they-do-not-have-a-house-or-job-pastor.html

It seems to me God has just endorsed only farmers for all women.


A woman have no business in marriage if she ain't getting married to a farmer.


Touché

Tearing certificate when she is a girlfriend, wonder what she will tear when she becomes wifey. maybe the guy's WMD-weapon of mass destruction.

Guys avoid tigers for babes.

Oya take clay and mold the machine, better still make you give china order make them customize malevibrosis lala aka humanvibrator.

Limitednow:
https://www.headlineng.com/benue-apc-lawmakers-serve-governor-ortom-impeachment-notice/

Mehn, I doff my hat for GEJ.

No matter what your party disposition, all this use of State apparatchik to bully opposition to submission is non-existent.

When you are blessed and decide to throw it all away, what you will get is a PMB government.

Why do we like to tell bare faced lies.

thanks Jonathan for all the infrastructure embarked on.

Thanks for making it difficult to abandon and thanks PMB for keeping fate with the project and seeing it to the present completion state.

wetin she shop?

guywitzerogal:
Jst sayin

Totally in support.

Slayer1914:
Wetin Ambode Don Do Sef! 35 Achievements by Governor Ambode in Lagos!

1. Backlog payment of N11billion as arrears to retirees of Lagos State Government.

2. Built the Safety Arena, in Oshodi, to bring all the Departments and Agencies responsible for safety and emergency management under one roof.

3. Completed or close to completing more than 300 Local Government road projects, since 2015.

4. Repositioned Lagos State Emergency Agency, LASEMA. The Agency now operates via 4 centres, namely Command & Control Centre, Alausa, Ikeja; LASEMA Response Unit (LRU) Cappa Oshodi; LASEMA Response Unit, Lekki (by Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge) and LASEMA Response Unit, Onipanu. Equipped LRU with modern equipment (trucks, power bikes, heavy-duty vehicles and fire trucks, Mobile Intensive Care Ambulances and Light Rescue Equipment, and 14 new BMW Power Bikes for on-spot reconnaissance assessments of emergency incidents.

5. Launched Amnesty period for land/property owners to obtain/regularise building permits. Between March 1 and August 31, 2018, Lagos State Government will not charge any penalty for those who have erected structures on their land without a building permit. This window offers a 6-month grace period for landowners to obtain their building permit.

6. Commenced construction of 10-lane Oshodi--Murtala Muhammed Int'l Airport Road, scheduled for completion by December 2018.

7. Completed palliative repair work on section of the Lagos-Badagry Expressway between Eric Moore and Okokomaiko. Work ongoing on Okokomaiko to Badagry section.

8. Established Lagos State Consumer Protection Agency, LASCOPA in 2017, for speedy redress of consumers’ complaints.

9. Acquired equipment worth more than 5 billion Naira for the State Police Command and Rapid Response Squad. Equipment donated include 100 4-door salon cars, 55 Ford Ranger pick-ups, 10 Toyota land cruiser pick-ups, 15 BMW power bikes, 100 power bikes, Isuzu trucks, three helicopters, two gun boats, 120 power generating sets, 15 armoured personnel carriers, revolving lights, siren and public address system, vehicular radio communicators, security gadgets including bullet proof vests, helmets, handcuffs, uniforms, kits and improved insurance and death benefit schemes for officers.

10.Launched the Bus Reform Initiative, to bequeath a world class transportation system to the State. It will see the construction of new bus terminals, introduction of 5,000 new buses, and construction of 100 modern Bus Shelters across the State. Already completed Tafawa Balewa Bus Terminus and Ikeja Bus Terminus; Acquired 434 new buses for Ikorodu Bus Rapid Transit (BRT) corridor; and commenced work on Oshodi-Abule Egba BRT corridor along the Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway (13.5 kilometers; 14 bus stations; 14 pedestrian bridges).

11.Launched the Lagos To The World (#L2W) global campaign, to better market and communicate investment opportunities in the State. As part of the launch of L2W, the Ambode Administration has also unveiled a deal book detailing investment opportunities in key sectors including health, transportation, oil and gas, among others.

12.Employed 1300 teachers into primary education system; and Provided free medical services and psychosocial therapy to 700 survivors of domestic and sexual violence.

13.Presented 500 million Naira in Grants to 275 Community Development Associations in July 2018 to enable them complete various self-help projects.

14.Installed Skywalk Bridge to link Terminals 1 and 2 at Oshodi Bus Interchange

15.Upgraded 9,174 square meter Alfred Rewane Garden, Ikoyi and opened it for use by members of the public within and around the Ikoyi axis.

16.Established N25 billion Lagos State Employment Trust Fund. The Fund has provided loans worth more than 5 billion Naira to more than 8,000 persons since inception, and helped create more than 11,000 jobs.

17.Commenced development of N49 billion Public Private Partnership Medical Park in Ikoyi, to be located at the old Nursing School along Awolowo Road, Ikoyi. (Lagos State contributing land; private investors putting up the funding).

18.Redesign of Lekki-Epe Expressway to improve journey times and reduce gridlock by replacing roundabouts with traffic lights

19.Launched Ready-Set-Work, an entrepreneurial and employability training programme aimed at ensuring that every student who graduates from any tertiary institution in Lagos has knowledge, skills, and attitude required to gain employment upon graduation. More than 2,500 final year students trained since 2016.

20.Launched Lagos State Traffic Information System (LATIS), a world-class traffic information and management system comprising hundreds of cameras, road sensors and electronic displays specially designed to collect and deliver real time information to city commuters, and thus help regulate traffic.

21.Launched Code Lagos, an initiative aimed at teaching 1 million Lagos residents to code by 2020. Currently, Code Lagos has trained over 31,000 Lagosians to code while 364 Coding Centres have also been set up in 352 primary and secondary schools as well 12 Out-of-School Centres. http://codelagos.org/

22.Annual hosting of Lagos City Marathon, since 2016. The Marathon has placed Lagos on the global athletics map.

23.Received Presidential approval for handover of National Stadium to Lagos State, to redevelop and transform it into a world-class facility; Rehabilitated Agege Township Stadium to meet Confederation of African Football (CAF) standards; and Mobolaji Johnson Sports Complex, Rowe Park, Yaba

24.Upgraded 14 flagship Primary Healthcare Centres (PHCs); Provided 20 Mobile Care Unit ambulances and 26 Transport Ambulances across the State; Approved the establishment of three new Maternal/ Child Health Care Centres to expand the scope and reach of public health service delivery.

25.Constructed Flyover bridges for Ajah and Abule-Egba areas, and Multiple Lay-by to ease traffic congestion along the Third Mainland-Iyana-Oworo-Toll Gate Road.

26.Established Special Task Force, ‘Operation Restore Sanity On Lagos Roads,’ to clear Apapa-Oshodi Expressway of Trucks, Tankers and Trailers. Between July 20 and 22, 2018, the Task Force successfully cleared more than 2,000 Trucks from section of road between Toyota Bus Stop and Mile 2.

27.Rebranded and expanded the Lagos Countdown, into the One Lagos Fiesta, to boost tourism and entertainment. The fiesta now holds simultaneously at five locations across the state: Ikorodu, Epe, Badagry, Lagos Island and Ikeja

28.Established three new Fire Stations at Bolade-Oshodi, Ejigbo and Abesan, and upgraded facilities at the existing Fire Stations in Alausa, Ikeja, Isolo, Agege, Ilupeju, Badagry-Suru, Ikotun and Agege. Rehabilitated 225 old fire hydrants in Lagos metropolis, and installed 50 new ones connected to the mini/micro water works across the State. Also employed 250 new personnel into the Lagos State Fire Service, and purchased new fire-fighting equipment such as complete sets of Master Breathing Apparatus, Tripod Stand Rescue Equipment, Dragon Max Floodlights, Duraline Hoses, and Power Stream PPU Blower.

29.Completed Ojodu-Berger Flyover Intersection; completed 21 roads and two bridges with a combined stretch of 27.4 kilometers in Alimosho-Agbado-Oke-Odo area.

30.Established Relief Resettlement Camps in Agbowa and Igando to cater for IDPs across the State.

31.Established Office of Overseas Affairs and Investment to promote and coordinate investments in Lagos State, and the Small Claims Court to fast-track justice delivery in commercial disputes involving claims not exceeding N5 million. The entire period of proceedings from filing to judgment will not exceed 60 days.

32.Developed the Strategic Plan for Accelerated Agricultural Growth (SPAAG), and set aside 50,000 acres of land for agriculture in the State. The land will be allocated to farmers and investors for production of tomato, rice, fish, etc.

33.Collaborated with Kebbi State to produce LAKE (Lagos-Kebbi) Rice; and with Kano State to organize the first Lagos-Kano Economic Summit.

34.Launched, in partnership with the private sector, the Cleaner Lagos Initiative (CLI), to improve waste management and processing in the State, by, among other interventions, constructing Transfer Loading Stations, Maintenance Depots, and Engineered Sanitary Landfills.

35.Signed into law the landmark Lagos State Electric Power Sector Reform Law, to guarantee 24-hour power supply in line with Governor Ambode’s vision to attain a 24-hour economy. Also signed into law an Amended Land Use Charge Law.


Compiled by the #ExplainsLagos Initiative

make it compulsory for anyone who will be president of Nigeria to be once a governor in Lagos and 3 other States in Nigeria like Enugu, Port Harcourt and Kano and see Nigeria grow.

Give Lagos and these states a special status, make the election into the governor's position to be eligible to all Nigeria irrespective of your original state of origin once they are born there or have stayed in the state for more than 5 years.


Let the presidential elections be from past and present Governors of these state and have a a more detribalized country with healthy competition for national development.

Well it is 2019 in-view.

So, I know how we say, the voting was rigged in favor of a player, but here is our chance to vote massively for once for one of our own.

No hard work required.

One Click per every Nairalander will go a long way.

Link can be shared on whatsapp and facebook, he deserves it in my opinion for always turning up when the goals are really required.

This is for all the hardwork himself and others in the team who played the heart out for the country and to the shame of those who are too big to risk it all for 200m Nigerians.


https://www.fifa.com/worldcup/videos/goal-of-the-tournament/

The comment alone shows you why Nigeria remains where it is presently.

The first Arab spring started in Tunisia on the same account: the reaction was a stone cold protest that took the Arab sub-continent by storm.

It deposed so many sit-tight presidents and ushered a better society for them.

The fact that ANY Nigeria should get to the point of despondency should rally the country around the real issue and make sure his death or attempt of death is not for nought.

Why can’t things get better today, for those who say no condition is permanent.

Why can’t we live decently, assured of the minimum comfort of life like food, health, clothing, basic amenities, infrastructure and a minimum pay cheques.

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A Federal High Court sitting in Osogbo has ordered the National Assembly to immediately commence impeachment process against President Muhammadu Buhari.

Justice Maurine Adaobi Onyetenu gave the order on Wednesday, July 4, 2018, based on the suit filed by two Nigerians – a lawyer, Kanmi Ajibola and a human right activist, Sulaiman Adeniyi urging the court to enforce the National Assembly to impeach President Buhari.

The duo had three months ago written to both the lower and the upper chambers of the National Assembly on the need to impeach President Buhari, citing alleged constitutional breaches by the President and threatened that they will approach the court if they fail to act accordingly.

https://www.channelstv.com/2018/07/04/court-orders-national-assembly-to-begin-impeachment-process-against-buhari/?utm_source=FB&utm_medium=ChannelsTv&utm_campaign=SNAP%2Bfrom%2BChannels+Television

Danladi Ciroma, the Chairman, North Central zone of Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders’ Association of Nigeria (MACBAN), has reacted to the recent attacks on Plateau villages by suspected herdsmen where over 86 persons were hacked to death.

Maybe Human Lives= Cow

Or may be, the Fulanis serve Cow as their god.

This person should be picked up by the DSS for comments capable of causing a breach of peace and knowing more than he is telling.

Buhari scores a big political point with this.
Icing this would have been recognizing him officially as an ex-president with all his entitlement restored.

This is a fly in your face move by Buhari over his political enemies Babangida, Obasanjo and some of the other military leaders who were in on this illegal annulment, this annulment was sanctioned to get one of their own, an ex-general, to protect their investment and interest.

Kudos, good political move.

MartinCorridon:

Smart observation.

So many Anglophone criminals even American fraudsters claim to be Nigerians rather than soil the name of their own country....

Yet we help cement the negative image of Nigeria by claiming every black criminal as Nigerian.

Unfortunately we self don try as per crime



globally.

See their black, craw-craw covered yanshes

Dude you are very correct. It is everywhere here in Europe too, from their accent you can tell they are no Nigerian

Castrate the motherfuckers.

They have ruined that girls life.

Am just lost for words

This is just heartless.

To the kids I say only God can give you guys, the grace to accept this and forgive your mum.

To the man, he will totally be distraught.

Women be ruining men's life since the day of Adam.


Where will they start from.
Plus the national disgrace.

Tales like this, makes you ask the one question begging for answer:

Do we have a government? If we do, do we have the military/police to take care of this menace?

If we do, what is stopping them from acting?

Is all this politically motivated?

To whose benefit are the killings?

Things like this wants to make you weep for your country....indeed there was a country!

Infact, for this in saner climes, the IG will resign.

The Minister of defense will resign

The president will tender unreserved apology, and resign for his inability to nip it in the bud, since it is the umpteenth time this is happening.


No matter your political coloration, we must condemn this in the strongest of term.

The Benue Governor must form alliance with the North Central to raise a para-military to protect their people from the marauding emissaries of death.

They should also reach out to the South East, South South and South West to contribute in this para-military force to help protect native lands.

As they say, a finger stained with leprosy will soon consume the whole arm.

If not treated with the seriousness it deserves, it will spread to other part of the South and this may catch us with our pussy/dick hanging in air.

We must stop gory tales like this as if we are a country without security apparatchik.

ItsMeAboki:
Bloody lying hypocrite bastards; since when did the herdsmen issue become religious?
Are the herdsmen killing only Christians or only a particular tribe or regional residents?
This is akin to the former lie that Boko Haram were only killing Igbos/Christians.

They two ppl are unfortunately exporting a malicious propaganda against Nigeria and its ppl which they wish to divide along ethnic and religious lines for their own selfish short sighted interests.

T. Y Danjuma's obvious problem with Buhari is because the president refused to renew oil bloc licenses - he does not care about the ppl but his cash cow- oil bloc; otherwise if he did he wouldn't have been complicit with the wiping out of whole communities of Odi and Zaki Biam as the then minister of defence under OBJ.

As for the Taraba State Governor, just click on Youtube and watch a 7 part documentary titled 'Mambila Genocide' in which his government was indicted for killing 728 Fulanis in cold blood, mainly women and children, in June 2017.

Furthermore, some of the culprits responsible for the killings were caught and detained by the police but later ordered to be set free by the State Attorney General - they had subsequently remained free till date to the surprise of their surviving victims.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nnorth-east/256318-mambila-attacks-taraba-govt-ordered-police-free-suspects.html
https://dailynigerian.com/leaked-letter-taraba-govt-caught-directing-police-commissioner-to-release-members-of-militia-that-killed-800-fulani-leaked-letter-taraba-attorney-general-directs-police-commissioner-release-members-mi/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpfcJSNywZQ

This rebuttal is akin to most I have seen, attack the credibility of the persons involved to invalidate their outburst or criticism.

If this fails, rope them in on some far fetched corruption case.

T.Y Danjuma should watch his back as corruption case is just at the corner.

To say, the Fulanis Herdsmen are targeting Muslims is to tell a lie.

Thou some Muslims are killed, they were all collateral damage. Victims of the war.

Thou all death are sacred, their targets are non-Muslims simple.

the motive is clear.

STOP THE KILLING OF ANY LIFE-Christians especially and Muslims alike.

Track down all this Fulani Herdsmen, prosecute them plus their sponsors and outlaw all open grazing anywhere in Nigeria.

Build the Borders in the Far North and maintain our National Security from Marauders and Blood-letting race like the Fulanis Herdsmen.

Kupaskeybaba:
I won't b surprise if my danjuma is link with corruption case in coming weeks mk una jst dy watch o

Epic touché

CilicMarin:
This is to show you that the late icon, saw tomorrow.

He did not only endorse Buhari in 2003 but went ahead to crown him Champion of Anti Corruption.

May God Bless President Buhari.

Sai Baba till 2023.

Can we all dedicate today to the Late ICON.

At least Gani, we will not have the pleasure of saying: the best President we never had!!!!

Because we seen him become presidenet, howbeit after your demise, but the result is presidency is left for the jury because am totally disappointed Gani.

No matter the politics involved. It is still a good move.
His sacrifice should not be forgotten in a hurry and so is the sacrifice of the whole country that stood with him.

Good move.

Now May 29 should known as Democracy Handover Day
June 12 Democracy Day
May 30 Biafra Day

STOP RAPING THE UNEMPLOYED

STOP THE EXPLOITATION OF CASUAL WORKFORCE

STOP THE ILL-EDUCATED INDIANS

In fact there is a lot to stop.

But first, we must do the following quickly, reverse the salary structures for the foreigners especially expats who come to Nigeria and become rich overnight due to crazy pay package for persons half educated, half composed, half knowledgeable but better exposed job wise.

Yes better exposed job wise because all the jobs are awarded to them and their brothers, with the rules bent to favor them plus provide them with samples of the question before the interview.

And these Interviews worst still are done in India and conducted in Hindi.

We need to pay all expats especially Indians, Chinese lower than the salary of their equivalent Nigerian workers.

This is norm the world over except in our third world countries like Nigeria, even in the gulf countries their local earn far better than any expat, and all expat report to them even if they don't know jack shit.

All Indian certification are fake ( their certificates/degree are all bought and paid for- a graduate with the medium of instruction in their universities being English Language that cannot write a report or string a complete sentence without grammatical flaws) except a few. We need to put them through the rigorous written Job test in the same conditions as Nigerians and see who among them passes.

Enough of all this half baked expat.

Even the Americans, French, Brits and other foreign nationals to be tested NIGERIA style and paid in Naira.

If they do not like it, stay the Bleep out.