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Pets / Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by Isoduwa(m): 1:47pm On Apr 25, 2020
You better chop that dog before the dog chop you

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Properties / Re: Is This The Most Beautiful House You've Seen In Your Life by Isoduwa(m): 12:23pm On Apr 25, 2020
Rubbish �
Sports / Re: Nadine Goncalves Dumps Tiago Ramos Because He Is Gay by Isoduwa(m): 12:06pm On Apr 25, 2020
Stupid family �

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Politics / Re: Taiwo Akerele Resigns A Governor Obaseki’s Chief Of Staff by Isoduwa(m): 12:01pm On Apr 25, 2020
seunmsg:


Really? I always think you are in the US considering how you carry Donald Trump’s matter on your head everywhere. grin grin grin


Check map Edo state dey inside USA MAP


See this One how you be dey look B-Side before?
Health / Re: My Head Is Full, I Think I'm Going Crazy by Isoduwa(m): 11:50am On Apr 25, 2020
Never hold back never fall back fall forward

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Culture / Re: Chanel Chin: Oluwo Used To Beat Me, Cheated With Our Housemaid by Isoduwa(m): 5:18am On Apr 25, 2020
This one pass Toto diken Tiwa savage garden own
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Suggests Injecting People With Disinfectant As Treatment For Coronavirus by Isoduwa(m): 5:58pm On Apr 24, 2020
PresidentAtiku:
Are you a Yoruba muslim?




No, Yemen Muslim
Crime / Re: Edo: Police Officers Fighting Over Bribe Arrested And Detained by Isoduwa(m): 6:57am On Apr 24, 2020
Two little black boys fighting over 10 ₦ one name APC one name PDP
Properties / Re: Noisy Sex: The Notice A Landlord Pasted At His House by Isoduwa(m): 12:18am On Apr 24, 2020
Make the landlord talk truth na he wife dey complain say na he mate dey stay long dey make the woman shout to the right to the left hum ha hum ha

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Education / Re: Angry Zambian Father Slaps His Son Over Poor Result After Paying $21k As Tuition by Isoduwa(m): 8:44am On Apr 23, 2020
Future Drake right there �
Romance / Re: Runs Girls Are Getting Better Husbands Than Church Girls - Lady by Isoduwa(m): 10:27pm On Apr 22, 2020
undecidedBecause runzs girls are used to rich homies while sister Gloria's are used to usher
Crime / Re: Cult Leader, Jboy, Killed In Cross River (Photos) by Isoduwa(m): 10:23pm On Apr 22, 2020
Ok Na stick them boys used kill the ant warlord


Anyway scores?
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Recovers, Tests Negative To Coronavirus by Isoduwa(m): 2:19pm On Apr 22, 2020
wunmi590:
Thank God baba is now back to fully pilot the affair of his state and guard his sons mouth.


We are still in business


08060988683
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Why covering your face ? Do you know what i think? And you want me to tell you?
You are a player but don't have club
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: FG Blocks Five Governors From Flying Out Of Nigeria by Isoduwa(m): 1:23am On Apr 22, 2020
People Wey don reach their final destination what do Buhari and he boys taking us for?


Donald Trump we need your help Nigerian do need your help


Rewrite until Donald Trump see our messages
Autos / Re: Willy Anumudu Is Dead by Isoduwa(m): 9:11pm On Apr 21, 2020
promisedwealth:
Yes it's a confirmed news I got the information from Humphrey the brother it's really sad..


Tell us more about of his death since you are like 5to the family
Travel / Re: Trump To Temporarily Suspend Immigration Into US Amid Coronavirus Pandemic by Isoduwa(m): 2:58pm On Apr 21, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

Have you been there before cheesy


No, but i know where district light dey for there
Travel / Re: Trump To Temporarily Suspend Immigration Into US Amid Coronavirus Pandemic by Isoduwa(m): 2:29pm On Apr 21, 2020
ZINIBANKS:



Go count Bridges grin

Better stay in your country
Career / Re: Lockdown: Salary Earners Will Also Cry by Isoduwa(m): 2:28pm On Apr 21, 2020
Money don finish?
Travel / Re: Trump To Temporarily Suspend Immigration Into US Amid Coronavirus Pandemic by Isoduwa(m): 2:25pm On Apr 21, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
If he like make he ban
I don't give a fúck about his country
Netherlands am coming

Come do wetin?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Shekau Ready To Surrender - Military Says by Isoduwa(m): 2:19pm On Apr 21, 2020
Kriss216:
In Money Heist, Berlin was deceiving the police when he told them they want to surrender. The police foolishly believed them. Berlin was rather buying time to enable them carry out their operation successfully and it worked for them.
Nigeria government shouldn’t be stupid enough to believe these extremists!!


Na where you see light watch money heist Abi person tell you the story story story
Politics / Re: Boss Mustapha, Other Attendees Of Kyari’s Burial Refuse To Self-Isolate by Isoduwa(m): 2:13pm On Apr 21, 2020
[quote author=Righteousness89 post=88681861]I Have put my Trust in You,
I Have put my Faith in your Word,
No Matter what comes my way,
I will never be Afraid,
There is Nothing in this World ,
That will take your place in my life,
And when you are through with me,
All the praise belongs to you..

Thank you JESUS![/quote
Is that all?
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake I Killed At My Sister's Site Today by Isoduwa(m): 2:11pm On Apr 21, 2020
Flexy2vybes:
u kill small earthworm u call lala, if u cum kill wetin go make lala shout UUULAAALAAAAAAA
who u go call. grin grin grin


Where you dey for uuulaaalaaaaa I wan send person come beat you
Travel / Re: Dole-Kaina: The Border Town Where Nigeria, Niger And Benin Republics Meet by Isoduwa(m): 2:06pm On Apr 21, 2020
bishopmc:
Please I need help o, #500
2054747579 UBA Bank



How much you used subscribe for your internet ?
Travel / Re: Dole-Kaina: The Border Town Where Nigeria, Niger And Benin Republics Meet by Isoduwa(m): 2:03pm On Apr 21, 2020
[center][/center][right][/right][left][/left]author=Gucciboss post=88686246]The only thing I can see in that picture is poverty left and right.
Family / Re: She Ran And Left Me With Our 1-Year-Old Child by Isoduwa(m): 1:53pm On Apr 21, 2020

kikero:


If I spoke proper English for him, I would have not spared him.(I might have even gotten very rude, because I am so angry, especially as I have in the course of my job had to deliver pregnant teenagers deceived by the likes of him)

Best to use pidgin so that I can laugh while still scolding him properly.

Anyway, experience is the best teacher. Plus, he should not dump that child he got pregnant. He made make his bed, he lies in it.
Family / Re: She Ran And Left Me With Our 1-Year-Old Child by Isoduwa(m): 1:44pm On Apr 21, 2020
kikero:



Okay, where to start..

1.You come knack one babe like nackson, get am pregnant, when she be pikin. Tiny pikin for that matter (girl wey dey write WAEC self?)

Ok...shey una no know say that when man and woman meet, na pikin dey result.Shey una forget that one pack of 24 gold circle condom dey cost N1500.?

2.You come dey get pikin pregnant, and you think na im go make am woman? Okay now. Let me tell you, as someone who has delivered teenage pregnancy, belle no dey transfrom girl into woman.

3. Why the babe no go complain?? Una don take away the days of her girlhood, when she suppose dey blossom, na now wey she dey carry pikin for back, suffer head. And una think she go dey happy.

Bros, the tin wey you do for that pikin, na the equivalent of giving a primary 6 graduate job as a banker...when him never enter university, talkless secondary school.

4.Infact, bros, the advice wey I go come give una....go and beg that pikin, no sorry that girl wey you come marry,and wey you impregnate for depriving her of her youth so soon, and make una manage am for now. Because if that your one year old pikin come dey hear small disrespect for him mama...him go curse una and your ancestors on top tomorrow, and una no go like am. When she has calmed down, she go come house.

5.Next time, stop nacking puna like nackson. Una don hear?


English kill you there
Family / Re: She Ran And Left Me With Our 1-Year-Old Child by Isoduwa(m): 1:39pm On Apr 21, 2020
Go and look for her ooh since you started the journey to Hell Fire � because your child need his/her mummy

I know you love her pussy and the different types of style she offered you but you don't love � her


Think am well where you dey go now you nor know how the other side be

Anyway bring back our wife aka Mamam Jr
Travel / Re: 16-year-old Student Pilot Flies Medical Supplies To Rural Hospitals In Virginia by Isoduwa(m): 6:39am On Apr 21, 2020
Niyeal:
I too can fly a plane if I have access to one. No big deal. Just to fly a plane


The question is do you a the mind to fly plane ?✈ not with PS4
Romance / Re: Her Mother Said She Can't Marry An Ebonyi Man by Isoduwa(m): 9:26pm On Apr 20, 2020
Forward or for back na your choice
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari And Geoffrey Onyeama In The 70s (Throwback Photo) by Isoduwa(m): 8:24am On Apr 20, 2020
LuQuLuQu:
They look like those papilolo dancers those days..

Padi padi government. We dey here dey write CV upandan...


Na spirit vote them in?
Politics / Re: Obaseki: We Have Spent Over ₦1 Billion In COVID-19 Fight by Isoduwa(m): 7:59am On Apr 20, 2020
How much American don spend?
Sports / Re: David Beckham insists Messi is level above Ronaldo. by Isoduwa(m): 9:37pm On Apr 19, 2020
All this London boys i Nor understand them at all Imagine Wetin David Beckham dey talk bend it like David Beckham kill you there �

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