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Attitude
Disrespect
Smells (or general hygiene)
When the hard-to-get was too much and the guy just wanted to get the punny by all means)

Luckybelt:
Village people are my least problem

RPM measures the engine, so if you off the engine and it is still rotating hmmm, what else

Yeah, ever since you left, a lot of things have changed

Those features you mentioned are now premium ie you have to subscribe for them

You can see the example above on how it works

See new format

Jbleenk:
I got a call that broke my heart this morning, 3rd Aug. I wouldn’t say it was a random call.

I actually met this young lady once and we exchanged numbers. I hoped to meet her again so we could have good time. However, on meeting her the second time, I wasn’t particularly impressed so I cunningly discharged her.

About 2 months later, I got a flash from a strange number. Called back but number was busy, tried later again and got through. She reintroduced herself before I remembered who she was.

Then the story began. She came across depressed. 3min into our convo’ I’d started shedding tears. From our convo’ I could tell she’s lonely, very lonely. She wanted to speak with someone but there was nobody. While scrolling through her contact list she came across my number and decided to put a call through.

She poured out her mind sobbing intermittently in between. Her dad hasn’t been helping, her siblings are struggling too and could be of no help and her mum isn’t anymore. She sounded like she would end it all, like she had no hope left. Her sobbing was deep and heartfelt but she managed to say her mind in between it. Her story is a reflection of how cruel life could be to some.

I had to send her something which is quite insignificant in the light of things.

I really wish I could do much more, actually I could do much more that’s why I’m reaching out on this platform. I really hope she gets a lot more than she need at the moment. Guys pls let’s give a helping hand.

Her account details and phone number below:
Ajibade rukayat abiodun
3099340901 first bank

Phone no: 0810 733 0670

Ps: I got her permission to do this. I’m sure something, no matter how small, will go a long way.

That's a President that feels the pulse of the nation not the ones here that is only concern about Ruga and cattle affairs

Lord Lugard and all his British conspirators that did amalgamation may you all rot in hell

Take away the source, especially the mattress (foam itself) then open all vents (windows and doors) for the whole day especially on a sunny day

Explorers don come again o o e o e o

dannyjames:
Thank you guys for your support. We finally did it successfully after 8days

I can't imagine the joy and relief.
Hope it was worth it (down there )

Normal whatsapp now looks like text message for me.
I would use it sha but Telegram would do most work for me

Without the video I can't say the man is guilty

Next Level Tag

Terrorist, Treason, Felony

At least we know two things that can never happen
1. London police will not fire at the protesters
2. UK government will not declare them terrorists

No be too go there be the issue, the crowd there for MTN office na die (Uyo)

I am preparing to change some accounts I attached to the number in case they decide to block me

I nearly laughed

Please work on match analysis, both the quality and setting.
Don't be like HiTV wey carry our parlour cushion chair go use for studio

While doing the above, also look at the "You"

Lagbaja01:
You creativity and writing prowess is crytal clear.....check line 5 and change that 'other' to 'order'.

See correct metal, even under water they are still durable.
Our own, just rain water, the metal don bend

I won't be surprised in 2030, one blogger would dig up the photos and tag it crash site

The boy has a cone head
#OneNigeria

If I were Atiku people, I would have break away from Nigeria since it seems they don't want us

So, so are telling us that you started wearing fine clothes and a secondary school girl opened her legs for you

Ok

ubunja:
My first ever proper job after I left Secondary School was working as a Librarian at a boarding High School for girls from families with money. This school was secluded. Many KMs away from the city.

When I got the job I was broke with no proper clothes and in bad shape. The first school term was pure hell and pure heaven same time. Never before in my life had I seen so many pretty faces in a single place. But never had I felt more invisible. For being new, it really hurt to over-hear the pretty students admire other male teachers who had been there for longer and had better clothes, and were in better shape than me.

But as if by instinct, I did this: by the second school term, I took my salary and improved myself. I cleaned up, got sharp new clothes, ate better. I became the best version of myself. Then I SAT BACK AND CHILLED.

I continued with my Library duties as normal.

Then, sure enough, a few weeks later, a pretty yellow thing started hanging out in the Library far more than was normal. She was very good looking. A solid 9. True many girls were hotter than her, but she was beyond my league out there in the real world.

Eventually this girl asked to enter my office to assist (it was out of bounds for all students except the 3 students who were my assistants whom I had made up my mind not to mess with). After gaining access to the office she would spend the whole afternoon basically doing nothing but laughing at my lame jokes. At last it dawned on me that this girl was throwing green lights! I wasted no time. One fine afternoon I said to her, "You know, I have a crush on you". She giggled.

Long story short, a few days later we were having sex in that same office! And up till she finished Secondary, the following year, we were having regular sex almost every weekend when most teaching staff had gone to the city.

Did I chase the girl? No. I improved myself and she saw, liked and came. It was nice being chosen.

allanphash7:
Have you ever heard of a stadium called San Siro?

Nope, I only know about Giuseppe Meazza

Hmm, two teams, one stadium for Akwa Ibom

One of them should relocate to the township stadium or former Mobil Pegasus stadium in Eket

I now know the cause of his weird attitude ever since he came back
Him don ask Tacha for kpekus, e be like Tacha don promise and fail.
So with great vexation and fury, he made the proclamation "the bytch must go"

A girl falls in love in an instant through right words and attitude, if a girl wants time to know whether she should love you then it's not gonna work.
They worship feelings more than anything, without the initial feelings, you are just another brother.
Men on the other hand likes what he sees, go for it and if it feels right over time, he plans long-term

So from two pics, you have your confirmation and condemnation
That's lazy research

I got curious too and I decided to check it out.
I found out they had interesting task to do which even schools can copy to aid indoors entertainment and education.

Do you know they do debates in there (about Science vs Economics)

PortHardcore:
Eh,did i insult you?

You stated something about accrediting someone,I simply asked for what happens after you accredit them or how you accredit them.
You even mention biometrics.
And your reply is an insult?

Cha! You people are archaic!

And here was I thinking I was exchanging valid argument with a sense person.
Oga, how is calling your attention to a locus point in argument an insult?

PortHardcore:
So you accredit someone and then they use a paper ballot?
Or does the accreditation actually use your biometrics to cast a vote?<-----I think this counts as electronic voting

You asked the question "HOW" to my first post "LET'S START WITH"
I said nothing about electronic voting

PortHardcore:
How does this prevent ballot stealing,ballot stuffing,incorrect counting?

Data from the biometric during accreditation can not be "stuffed".
Once you know that actual humans were accreditated, the result cannot be overbloated, that's the first step in stopping electoral malpractice. No accreditation on the data capture machine , no result

Once people know that actual people are being counted, that will be the first step to involving the people to protect their votes

Let's start with electronic transmission of results from polling units (or wards where there's no internet coverage at the polling units within 24 hours)

Of course, it's natural that they warn

It's not for everyone

I advise you use a sextoy after a good amount of lubrication.
Insert straight and firm, when open you can then get your prick up for duty