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Remove that Jesus from your siggy, then we can talk about your foolishness and disappointment as a man

So you spend your time and energy to put someone in the mood and she is calling another dude for the D

Just touching him, her thing would be doing like tink tink tink

lonelydora:
Toyota no bi motor. Tufiakwa!

This is what I call motor

Wrong

Toyota na motor, that one wey you show there na AUTOMOBILE

No need to find someone for the next new 5000 Naira note

Cattle ti take over

I don't even know what to say
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bonnyhope:
LIARS EVERYWHERE .....JUST FEW DAYS AGO SENATOR ELISHA WAS GRANTED BAIL ON PAYMENT OF 5MILLION NAIRA

By a court order not after making statement at the police station

lukui:
but I heard that you cannot track or trace a call that is made from a burner phone

please reply

Even with highly encrypted burner phones, when the authorities are on you, you don't make more than 10 secs in call to avoid complete triangulation

Too much American film don finish you.

Burner phones are all these Itel and tecno small phones

What makes it a "burner" is that
1. Internet connection is limited or none at all
2. Cannot run third-party software on the go
3. Easy to dispose

As a man there is no need for such confession if and only if she has repented and is no longer indulging in such and also the other party has no copy to blackmail her.

Let bygone be bygone, there are certain confession that the image can't just get out of the head

kmariko:
For china
Dominant group.... Han
Dominant language... Mandarin
Dominant.. Culture... Chinese..

QED

Who else? Mention India

Arkmanbuddy:
Whether immigrants or indigenous, the fact still remains that they were and are still of different tribes sticking together for the main purpose of developing their country. Let's have a working leadership and all will work out.

Sir, we can never have a working leadership having an ethnic group like Fulani in the same country.

Yoruba and Igbo, no matter their perceived infighting can develop together but never with Fulani.

Fulani mentality is different.

We believe in coexistence, they believe in dominance
We believe in equality, they believe in supremacy
We believe in religious tolerance, they see everyone else as infidels worthy of death
We seek to develop Centres of Excellence in Technology, they want....

Don't ever use USA, US is a country of immigrants.
So the founding fathers had one agenda, stick together and crush the locals. All of them, Irish, Germans, Spainanrds etc ganged up against the locals and overcame them.

Nigeria has indigenous tribes, overly suspicious of each but forming ad-hoc alliance to share the free oil money

Arkmanbuddy:
Let me ask you: how many tribes make up the US, can yi count all of them? US is the biggest economy and is a country of several different people from different ethnic backgrounds. How many tribes make up the Koreas yet they're so divided?

The truth is, to develop a nation requires the joint effort of a people who believe its possible, regardless of tribe and tongue. That we're not developed is not due to the fact that we're made up of many tribes but because we haven't gotten leaders with the right combination of intellectual wherewithal and ownership of this great Nation. When this happens, every other thing will fall into place.

That's just the fact!

Una try

I'm sure the guy is not even wearing a wrist watch to the cocktail

Shameless man

I thought you would be giving good reasons but all I'm hearing is server server server

I think the Osun Supreme Court judgment has given some boost to the complete caging of judiciary, legislature, security, Central Bank and NNPC.

We survived Abacha, who is Buhari that we cannot survive

Must we abuse the constitution because you think you are doing the right thing?

Truth is, after using your car for a year you would not care again if it looks new or not

Reading comments here makes me feel old

Many are commenting as if direct allocation is a new thing.

In case you don't know, direct allocation was replaced by Joint account because LG Chairmen were owing months of teachers' salary around 2003.
Back then it was the best news to happen

The NUT concern is genuine

We spent unnecessarily on transmission, why not build power plants for each zone to cater for the respective zone.

sonnie10:
Assault is a crime and only a Judge can pardon or punish him.
He should go before a judge.

What if the assaultee doesn't bring the matter to the judge and accept out of court settlement

On 3, 2, 1...

HeavenlyBang:
Lol, what is this nonsense? Who forgets to turn off their car?

No be your Toyota Corolla wey the fan alone don wake up the whole compound

I am seeing just two words

One is LOST in reds letters
Second is REBET in green


I think you should just try again, winners don't quit and they definitely don't whine

Esomchi800:
Please Guys I need a loan I want to bury my dad I just need a loan abeg some one should help me after d burial I will pay back

You get mind o, see format. Oh boy

You dey waste your talent for nairaland instead of to go Nollywood

Ijaycool:
After watching the video I drew some conclusions

1. Kemi insulted the Senator. She called him 'drunk, Stupid'
2. Oga Senator was drunk and very stupid.
3. Oga Elisha use to fvck Kemi, very well.
4. Kemi stopped giving it to Oga Elisha.
5. He is a 41 seconds man, so he needs intimacy toys.
6. He came in with 3 girls, without excort because he was coming from a club, drunk and Hot. He chooses 3 cuz he wants to make Kemi jealous.
7. One of the 3 porn-starz vomited because she was drunk too.
8. Kemi was irritated, cuz these porn-starz doesn't know how to give it to Oga, she dey jealous them but she had her head high. So she didn't show any signs of sympathy to the vomiting oloshoo
9. Elijah couldn't get Kemi jealous so he got even more irritated. He couldn't touch Kemi cuz she knows too much about him
10. Kemi friend come put mouth, so he unleashed his anger on the friend.

horlarleecon:
Allahu akbar

Hope say no be to attack Unijos

According to him, the Hausa people would sell portions of lands to the Fulani people only to sell the land again to Hausa people thinking that the Fulani people are fools.

He said even if the Fulani people came back to claim the lands they bought, they would be asked to pay more before they could claim the lands.

And because of that you resort to killing
What are the law courts for?

If we were to kill a whole community because of land matters like this, would any community remain in Lagos alone

We don't care about fine face, all we want is boobs and booty

By 2026, I will get the Toks

As a whole 100 ambulances had fuel and were driven to wait for the plane

For Naija, na only one vehicle has fuel at any time. From police to staff bus