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Have you added weight?

And it didn't stop Chelsea from humiliation
What a waste

Noooo, we are facing Next Level

All the people that are suffering are PDP and IPOB because our presido has blocked all sources of making money in Nigeria except those known personally by.......

When is the class for getting hotter money

It's been long since I fornicate, now I do romance first before making love

Tonymegabush1:
EPL is back what a better way to relax and enjoy but bitter when your team lose ooo

Pray for Man C, if Westham useless dem, I may faint

600

So the Kidnapper that was released, what is the explanation for that?

That's always the problem when you take a non Toyota car to a roadside mechanic

I hope you did collect all the parts that were replaced (especially the battery) because it seems nothing was wrong with them

He is not aware

Our humble president, picking his teeth by himself, something Jonathan would have budgeted billions for

Sometimes I see no point in a startup getting a large beautified office which eventually eat into their initial investment.
Consequently, instead of focusing on innovative ideas they will be worrying about finances and bills and to further make it worse, they transfer these bills to the customer.

Most ideas that stands the test of time are cooked from garage, one room or study.

I had a friend who spent so much pimping his startup office, according to him, he wants people of class to identify with it. At the end of the day he ended up redundant after few politicians turn up

What my mechanic did

Open the top, clean the injector nozzle and plug, seal back the top and everything was okay

Probably water has entered the plugs

Your prick is now the property of your village people
All rights reserved

Attitude
Disrespect
Smells (or general hygiene)
When the hard-to-get was too much and the guy just wanted to get the punny by all means)

Luckybelt:
Village people are my least problem

RPM measures the engine, so if you off the engine and it is still rotating hmmm, what else

Yeah, ever since you left, a lot of things have changed

Those features you mentioned are now premium ie you have to subscribe for them

You can see the example above on how it works

See new format

Jbleenk:
I got a call that broke my heart this morning, 3rd Aug. I wouldn’t say it was a random call.

I actually met this young lady once and we exchanged numbers. I hoped to meet her again so we could have good time. However, on meeting her the second time, I wasn’t particularly impressed so I cunningly discharged her.

About 2 months later, I got a flash from a strange number. Called back but number was busy, tried later again and got through. She reintroduced herself before I remembered who she was.

Then the story began. She came across depressed. 3min into our convo’ I’d started shedding tears. From our convo’ I could tell she’s lonely, very lonely. She wanted to speak with someone but there was nobody. While scrolling through her contact list she came across my number and decided to put a call through.

She poured out her mind sobbing intermittently in between. Her dad hasn’t been helping, her siblings are struggling too and could be of no help and her mum isn’t anymore. She sounded like she would end it all, like she had no hope left. Her sobbing was deep and heartfelt but she managed to say her mind in between it. Her story is a reflection of how cruel life could be to some.

I had to send her something which is quite insignificant in the light of things.

I really wish I could do much more, actually I could do much more that’s why I’m reaching out on this platform. I really hope she gets a lot more than she need at the moment. Guys pls let’s give a helping hand.

Her account details and phone number below:
Ajibade rukayat abiodun
3099340901 first bank

Phone no: 0810 733 0670

Ps: I got her permission to do this. I’m sure something, no matter how small, will go a long way.

That's a President that feels the pulse of the nation not the ones here that is only concern about Ruga and cattle affairs

Lord Lugard and all his British conspirators that did amalgamation may you all rot in hell

Take away the source, especially the mattress (foam itself) then open all vents (windows and doors) for the whole day especially on a sunny day

Explorers don come again o o e o e o

dannyjames:
Thank you guys for your support. We finally did it successfully after 8days

I can't imagine the joy and relief.
Hope it was worth it (down there )

Normal whatsapp now looks like text message for me.
I would use it sha but Telegram would do most work for me

Without the video I can't say the man is guilty

Next Level Tag

Terrorist, Treason, Felony

At least we know two things that can never happen
1. London police will not fire at the protesters
2. UK government will not declare them terrorists

No be too go there be the issue, the crowd there for MTN office na die (Uyo)

I am preparing to change some accounts I attached to the number in case they decide to block me

I nearly laughed