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If we can just suspend religion for a month in Nigeria, I think Nigerians' reasoning capacity will be boosted by over 250%

I hate seeing cars that I wont buy. I am for high clearance, heavy tires

Today is one of the hardest day for BMC, presented with two of their paymasters and asked to criticized one

mhizesther:
Yup I don't really like them..

You don't like the horses or the dicks

PrecisionFx:
Yes, I luv that..... I don't want to poke any holes in ur prices, let's continue.

35k - 25k = 10k remains.


Pls calculate their monthly transport n house rent m add it to 25k...

I thought the doubt was if at all 35k will be enough for feeding.
Let's not go into others

kuldude29:
ftc...... ahhh finally, my first to comment ever on nairaland wowww.. nw I believe nothing is impossible hahaa...




I dedicated this to my fellow punters who believe this weekend is gonna grt

Any show for weekend? , we will share
ultafuto@yahoo.co.uk

PrecisionFx:
Bros pls explain how he will feed his wife n himself with 35k salary, just feeding.

a half bag of rice which will last min of 3 months (spreading the cost is 3k a month) = 3k
Soup of 3k can last a week (assuming they have fridge and light) 3 x 4 weeks = 12k
In between food (beans or stew = 2k x 4) = 8
Gas 2.5k 7kg

Total = N25k for feeding
Reducing ratio can take it down to 20k

Change remain

bluecircle470:
My dear brother, atiku is deceiving u. He's just too corrupt and he's ready to sell ur future and even ur unborn generation.

Buhari who was an incorruptible Saint has taken everything.
Atiku is the lesser evil among the names I am seeing so far being peddled El Rufai, Kwankasa , etc.
Unless I see a fresh name, I'm for Atiku
I understand your position bro

To call this one thief of the year is an embarrassment to thieves.
He is too slow, steal too little and we didn't see his successful exit from the scene

odehaj:
and who told you you're pretty?..being fair doesn't equal pretty,colour yourself black,you worhworh!

Faints... .

OP, you never know the agony of a girl that dressed up move around and not even a single person is saying "see fine girl"
They can stay all night in bed crying "what is wrong with me"

Maybe you don't belong to where you are right now.

This is the suicide I want you to commit. Remove yourself from your immediate environment right now, take only essentials. Be gone from there as if you no longer exist there.

Start a new life elsewhere, learn a skill or handwork, socialize, preserve your integrity, always look neat and always pray and open yourself and be always alert to new opportunities.

Many people are frustrated cos they are in the wrong position or just where naturally things don't favor them (even though they were born there)

Hope you dey hear about stories of "I came to Lagos with just my slippers", most of them are real.
Not everyone were made to prosper where they were born.

Stand up and move

For those shouting youths, have you witnessed any SUG elections, have you seen how LG Chairmen run their council, have you seen how club and association members fight over money?

It's not about youth being President, any youth that can progress to party primary must be backed by an influential old guard and will such a youth have free hand in governance? No

Atiku is the only one that can break that cycle of Obasanjo and his gang holding Nigerians to ransom. Once that evil grip is lifted, youths can then aspire to the highest position independently.

Give it to Atiku

bluecircle470:
You will suffer more under Atiku

Not my portion

Atiku has demonstrated good managerial skills, very accommodating to all ethnic groups and religion and in tune with modern reality.
He runs investments, foundation and even follows football

Buhari was a failure from Day 1. After being governor of a state, Head of state and Petroleum trust chief, he still borrowed money to buy form.
He shown that he is stuck in the past by that infamous West Germany statement.
I doubt if he knows whether BCC Lions of Gboko are still playing in the Nigeria League

richidinho:
I heard he made his money when he was working with Mobil,

All his properties including the private jet was acquired through his savings, he is a hardworking sombori

Cc:
Omenkalives
Sarrki

Lol
Dem dey pursue daughter of the founding Shell Director in Nigeria, wife of Air chief, former President of OPEC and owner of an oil company (all these before serving in government) .

Make dem tell me who was richer before going into power between Allison and Tinubu and who is richer after power

It is not an alternative, it is just another service

With 500kb I can get answers from Google using opera mini within seconds , can your Askedoo do that?

Anyone except Atiku

South Youth Alliance have spoken

One girl zoom off with a guy with a car, the other with a corper working in Shell and you are the guy who the other girl refer to as "can take all my poo"

The problem with people like you is that you might transform from the soft gentleman to a real aszhole cos of heartbreaks.

The bad guys girls want are not dickheads, they are cool and confident guys who can blast his girl for making him late.
and it seems you are falling in love with girls who are not yet ready to be in a committed relationship, you are drawn towards fair skin beauties.

My advice:
If you just want a gf, be the bad guy they want : Bold, confident, with some dole.
Girls are soft beings, they don't need another softie, they need an Alpha male they can show off to their friends and ex

However, if you are the type that goes for only committed stuff. Get a good job, nice apartment, keep yourself clean and make friends

I don't understand Fayose, so with all the resources at your disposal, you can't mobilize support for your candidate thru a simple election (Primaries) .

After Sheriffgate, PDP was supposed to bounce back with internal democracy as its core value.
The era of imposition and consensus candidate should be over. Why can't we learn?

After that Biafra is next

Enough talk
So how are you going to push for that

The fuel type needed to run this kind of engine efficiently will be very limited
Not suitable for Nigeria petrol type

Everything is about responsibility

If your smartphone is helping you make money, please be addicted to it o.

Imagine Viviangist and her course mate always pressing phone. One is getting alert every month from Google while the other is getting likes from guys

sarrki:
Hatred won't allow them to see thiz

Zombies can never understand
This is what the NBS boss has to say

NBS boss explained that out of the 42 economic activities that were used to measure the GDP growth rate, 21 recorded decline in productivity, while the rest performed better than they did in the first quarter.

He said the 21 of those economic activities that recorded slowdown in performance were those that ordinary Nigerians relate with on daily basis.

Meaning that foodstuffs, cement and transportation are still high
https://www.nairaland.com/4037840/why-nigerians-havent-felt-impact

If Atiku is nominated by PDP, I will campaign with all my resources for him

Welcome to the internet.
We heard this 2 years ago

20,000 eh
Who count am

Typical Nigerians

1. When you call them on phone, if they know you they shout your name first, if they don't know the number, they do 20 questions with you.
You rarely hear a Nigerian answering a call with Good morning or saying his/her name first

2. Normal acceptable greeting: How far
You want to know if there are Nigerians around even outside the country, just say how far and start counting the number of heads turning

3. Starting a conversation
For guys, start with any of these 3
a. Man U fit beat Chelsea
b. Buhari don finish this country
c. Omo, see dat girl yansh




Ever since I got my Gionee M5, na only one phone I dey use. Full charge in the morning takes me all day

Nutase:
Your threads are dumb and always about women. I'm sure you're so heart broken that you have forgotten that its a woman that gave birth to you.

And they rarely show their pix cos of the inferiority complex

Deedeedee4:
Disintegration is better

I prefer restructuring
Even when you disintegrate, you will need to sign lots of bilateral agreements to share some resources and smaller countries would not be as influential as the bigger Nigeria

Where are the flood victims he visited