₦airaland Forum

One girl zoom off with a guy with a car, the other with a corper working in Shell and you are the guy who the other girl refer to as "can take all my poo"

The problem with people like you is that you might transform from the soft gentleman to a real aszhole cos of heartbreaks.

The bad guys girls want are not dickheads, they are cool and confident guys who can blast his girl for making him late.
and it seems you are falling in love with girls who are not yet ready to be in a committed relationship, you are drawn towards fair skin beauties.

My advice:
If you just want a gf, be the bad guy they want : Bold, confident, with some dole.
Girls are soft beings, they don't need another softie, they need an Alpha male they can show off to their friends and ex

However, if you are the type that goes for only committed stuff. Get a good job, nice apartment, keep yourself clean and make friends

I don't understand Fayose, so with all the resources at your disposal, you can't mobilize support for your candidate thru a simple election (Primaries) .

After Sheriffgate, PDP was supposed to bounce back with internal democracy as its core value.
The era of imposition and consensus candidate should be over. Why can't we learn?

After that Biafra is next

Enough talk
So how are you going to push for that

The fuel type needed to run this kind of engine efficiently will be very limited
Not suitable for Nigeria petrol type

Everything is about responsibility

If your smartphone is helping you make money, please be addicted to it o.

Imagine Viviangist and her course mate always pressing phone. One is getting alert every month from Google while the other is getting likes from guys

sarrki:
Hatred won't allow them to see thiz

Zombies can never understand
This is what the NBS boss has to say

NBS boss explained that out of the 42 economic activities that were used to measure the GDP growth rate, 21 recorded decline in productivity, while the rest performed better than they did in the first quarter.

He said the 21 of those economic activities that recorded slowdown in performance were those that ordinary Nigerians relate with on daily basis.

Meaning that foodstuffs, cement and transportation are still high
https://www.nairaland.com/4037840/why-nigerians-havent-felt-impact

If Atiku is nominated by PDP, I will campaign with all my resources for him

Welcome to the internet.
We heard this 2 years ago

20,000 eh
Who count am

Typical Nigerians

1. When you call them on phone, if they know you they shout your name first, if they don't know the number, they do 20 questions with you.
You rarely hear a Nigerian answering a call with Good morning or saying his/her name first

2. Normal acceptable greeting: How far
You want to know if there are Nigerians around even outside the country, just say how far and start counting the number of heads turning

3. Starting a conversation
For guys, start with any of these 3
a. Man U fit beat Chelsea
b. Buhari don finish this country
c. Omo, see dat girl yansh




Ever since I got my Gionee M5, na only one phone I dey use. Full charge in the morning takes me all day

Nutase:
Your threads are dumb and always about women. I'm sure you're so heart broken that you have forgotten that its a woman that gave birth to you.

And they rarely show their pix cos of the inferiority complex

Deedeedee4:
Disintegration is better

I prefer restructuring
Even when you disintegrate, you will need to sign lots of bilateral agreements to share some resources and smaller countries would not be as influential as the bigger Nigeria

Where are the flood victims he visited

Depends on what you do.
If you are a government worker and almost stationary ie working in a secretariat, they go for land but for me a car will help me get more money for land so I will go for car first

That's how they reward people for service and it inspires others to join.
For Naija, the mum will be appealing to public for support and police will say that the late officer did not do his last biometric so no gratuity for him

One day I might just wake up and don't recognize some girls again with all these paintings

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Just to add to the number of EXes before marriage
31 so far, 19 to go

Classic and model analysis
I am bookmarking this one

What I understand about Nigerians is that they just need money to spend without planning.

I remember when I was doing full time blogging stuff, I guaranteed myself 8 hours of light everyday. I would buy 10 - 15 ltrs of fuel to use for the week. (I pass my neighbor - high fuel efficiency).
I plan for 4 hrs daytime (2 hrs late morning 10 am to 12 and another 2 hrs 3 to 5pm) and 4 night time (8pm to 12 midnight)
Now, my neighbor would be laughing "why I dey do economy for fuel " for him, just put the fuel and let the gen off by itself but he is the one that complain the loudest that he doesn't have fuel or he is spending too much on fuel.

With a good plan, you can survive happily with family at that but with wife in school, it's going to be challenging unless her family will still support her a bit.

Tomorrow when the recession is back again they won't remember this.

The report we are getting today is actually summary of last month's progress. Now that Buhari is back, I can't wait to see what the report is will say next month

If you are an Android power user you will never be comfortable with iPhone

SuperSuave:
I registered in 2015, haven't gone there to check since then but I'll try this online inquiry

modified***
op, WTF?! the link isn't going through, check again jare

Use this
https://touch.nimc.gov.ng/

You mean to carry GTA V PC version and put it on phone?

Sorry bro but any tech blogger who can post 3-4 quality posts a day, with good knowledge of seo, has a laptop and fairly stable light is better off making at least 20k on his own blog monthly.

Only copy and paste entertainment bloggers can do that on 8k a month

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The guy below me has something to say

Thank gods say dem no collect your camera

But see as one man pursue hundreds of IPOB protesters out of the station

Make that Oyinbo man go ask him mama make him tell am true true, who him papa be.
Something is just not right for here

Just when we have finished eating one.

Will the man sell it for 20k