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Health › Re: 18 Million Nigerians Are Mentally Ill - Psychiatrist by ITbomb(m): 2:00pm On Feb 19, 2013

Still on this, 12% of Nairalanders or about 18,000 numbers who post everyday are mentally derailed.
No wonder.

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Technology Market › Re: N/A by ITbomb(m): 8:55pm On Feb 17, 2013

Thank God , I was getting bored

Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Uche Jombo Cruising A Limo by ITbomb(m): 8:38am On Feb 17, 2013

sauer: if this goes front-page. . . . bye to Nairaland

I wish it was tonto in that limo

Romance › Re: Help With This Please, Nairalanders. by ITbomb(m): 8:05am On Feb 17, 2013

So women have run outta milk , they now secrete lime.

Jokes Etc › Ada De Maid by ITbomb(op): 10:52pm On Feb 16, 2013

Ada, a house help in VGC, Lagos asked for a pay increase.
The madam was upset about this and
decided to talk to her about the raise of pay that was requested. She asked: 'Now Ada, why do you feel you deserve an increase?'
Ada: 'Well, ma'am, 3 reasons why I want the increase.' The 1st one, I dey iron beta dan U'!
Madam : Who said u iron beta dan me??'
Ada:Your husband say so!
Madam: 'oh! Ada: The 2nd reason:, I can cook better than you.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said u were a better cook than me??'
Ada: Ur husband again'.
Madam: 'oh!
Ada: The 3rd reasn is that I am beta in bed than u,
Madam: 'Really, (now furious & agitated): ' my husband said dat as well??!
Ada: 'No Madam , your husband best friend, Senator Andrew, told me that I was better in bed than you.
Madam: Ada baby!! How much did you say you wanted again

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Jokes Etc › Re: This Is What Happen When You Ping Sexkillz At Afternoon by ITbomb(m): 10:40pm On Feb 16, 2013

*somewhere in a coven with the sk*
So how many years we suppose ban all the known 2jideofor, 2sexy, 2sexy.com and unknowns with all their lineage and generations

Phones › Re: The Nigerian Blackberry Adventure - An Interesting Phenomenon by ITbomb(m): 9:01am On Feb 16, 2013

KINGwax: OP, I undstnd u, and u're perfect!!!
I hate BB, with passion, bt it hits ppl as a surprised wen I got one jes last saturday!!!
Am a nokia freak, and I alwys go for symbian. Though I'll soon get ma 902 lumia. If I dnt, I ma die!!
But then, while workin, I realised ma bosses use BB. First, I see them as kids, and laugh at them, until I was shocked one of them struck a deal worht millions while pingin!!! So I made an enquiry and I found these:
All my bosses has BB, but biliv me, it's soley for biz. Infact, it was amazin wen two was havin a professional meetin with group chat. Abt 53 ppl havin a general meetin on BB, each in their location!! Dt's one hell of a nice usage!!
So, I dwnlded whatsapp, bt some ppl dnt wanna drop their numbers!!
But I still hate to see me carry this same toy dt evry riff raff carry and evry big girl-wannabe carry wit so much adulation!!!! What an affront in so much oblivion!!! I reject it in Jesus name, I say!!!
Then I wanna start my biznez, and ppl I relate with prefer ma pin!!!
Defeated, I went to the stores and these toys costs too much!!! I jes can't waste money to buy a toy dt costs 60k!!! For wot?
For God's sake I got ma N8!!! Y will I buy another 60k phone?!!!!!
So, hit a frnd, who told me he can sell me a very ceap one with a 'but'. the but is,'it won't giv me a big boy status cos it's old'.
But it pings? Fucck d rest! The world jes wanna see me ping!!!
U wanna knw d model I got?
With pride, am happy be a proud owner of a BLACKBERRY CURVE 2!!!!
heehehhehehehe.... At least, na pingin una wan see.

Guy you too much

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Always Expect Money From Guys? by ITbomb(m): 8:51am On Feb 16, 2013

Playgal: Information, I Am A Single Independent Working Class Lady. I work in an Oil and Gas Coy,

Did you say Oyel Company?
And you are playgal
*grins*

Romance › Re: Two Lovers Drown On Valentine's Day In Asaba by ITbomb(m): 6:21am On Feb 16, 2013

[quote author=da-gentility]Pls am new in dis website hw do i write my own post[/quote]*faint*

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Always Expect Money From Guys? by ITbomb(m): 2:16am On Feb 16, 2013

ekenedegreat: dis is rubbish! is it only d guyz dat luvs or demands 4 sex? So d act of sex is now something dat favours only d guyz. My frnd, wakeup frm dat ur useless sleep.

Noted

Wake me up by 6 Sir.

Phones › Re: I Registered For Etranzact Pocketmoni And I'm Loving It! by ITbomb(m): 2:12am On Feb 16, 2013

speedy4u: Happy Val's day to everyone out thr

Same to you

Two days later

Phones › Re: The Nigerian Blackberry Adventure - An Interesting Phenomenon by ITbomb(m): 11:36pm On Feb 15, 2013

Lagusta: The only reason I can never leave my 9650 (bold3 for the laymen) is because I easily keep in touch with my friends, family and even my grandma!!!!! when ur friends send u a document in pdf what do you do? Forward it to the nokia fone

Imagine my class rep broadcasting: "all students must meet with the provost not later than 10am tomorrow or face sanctions" that's what we call effective communication....
effective communications is when you can reach to many people across platforms. U need a whatsapp
Imagine unlimited downloading and superfast 3G airtel browsing, that's class....
1300 for 3gig on glo for my symbian is equally cool
I love droids and apples too, but I'd rather get a tab or a pad, than to carry another phone again (except my nokia c3 tho...) u see , u still need the nokia for long battery life

I hate to compare a BB with an Android , it is plain silly.
Let the 2009 released Nokia beat it hands down

Romance › Re: I Slept With My Boyfriend's Brother, And His Father Too" by ITbomb(m): 4:35pm On Feb 15, 2013

If I were your bf , I wouldn't trust u alone with my dog either

Politics › Re: Jonathan Can't Sack Maina – Presidency by ITbomb(m): 4:11pm On Feb 15, 2013

Ngwakwe: This our democracy is becoming far more better than Gen. Buhari's military rule.

The era where too much power lies in the hand of one man is over.

Institutionalized rule of Law is the way forward, no matter who is elected President. There must be a laid down procedure for resolving issues in a Constitutional democracy.

Things are getting better in Nigeria.

I believe in Rule of Law , people should stop encouraging a Super powerful President who can appoint and sack anytime he feels like.
HOS < Minister < SSG < President.
The strong man mentality should be stripped off our government

Romance › Re: Two Lovers Drown On Valentine's Day In Asaba by ITbomb(m): 4:05pm On Feb 15, 2013

People dey die for swimming pool?
Lwkmd
Thank God I'm a true Niger Delta , we sleep on waters and play hid and seek in the deepest part of the river. The deeper the better

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Always Expect Money From Guys? by ITbomb(m): 9:28am On Feb 14, 2013

RedBenson: And u think d so called 'Miscellaneous Expenses' shld be on girls whose first mission is to ruin u down financially.

Nah Grandpa, this is not how you do it. First of all be in control in all you do and if you do that effectively , nobody or circumstances can ruin you. They don't take from you , you give to them what you had already budgeted for them
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I can offer a free course for you on how to manage your time and resources effectively. Or are you one of those 6am to 8pm workforce?
Sorry

Politics › Re: History Of Corruption In Nigeria by ITbomb(m): 9:12am On Feb 14, 2013

holyvirgin: The topic should have been
'The reasons Why no sensible nigerian should vote for Apc'
They are still recycling thesame thieves that contributed to the problems of nigeria, the only difference is the new party name attached to it.

@op you have no fact to prove GEJ looted such amount of money, as far as am concern I still have a reason to vote him come 2015
Kill yourselves

I love virgins

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Always Expect Money From Guys? by ITbomb(m): 9:09am On Feb 14, 2013

RedBenson: Stop deceiving urself wit the sex syndrome although i may not blame you if u are still under-20.

I make my money and I spend it the way I like , you got any problem with that, Son?
I believe all the money you have right now is tied under the column 'Life Savings'
Never worry , I'll always mention you in my prayers, very soon you will create another column called 'Other Miscellaneous Expenses' .

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Always Expect Money From Guys? by ITbomb(m): 8:31am On Feb 14, 2013

oluwadare26: So its dat the reason u charged 4 money? Fine, so lets do it this way...No Money then u'r saying No Sex...but when do u girls became a LovePeddler dat charges S*x 4 Money?

I be guy abeg.
I luv to spend on my girl , it gives me joy when she says ' thank you , can we go for another round' ?
I dey feel like to run naked

Romance › Re: Happy Valentine's Day Nairalanders by ITbomb(m): 8:27am On Feb 14, 2013

pinky21: Love sucks. Valentine sucks

After years of experience.
No worry God go visit that dude wey do this to you

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC Appointment by ITbomb(m): 7:55am On Feb 14, 2013

As in
Your bf don get INEC job and you wan know how much dem go pay am?
Come plain make we help you

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Sports › Re: Are This Present Super Eagles Team Not Been Over-celebrated/over Honoured? by ITbomb(m): 7:47am On Feb 14, 2013

Yea I'm with you here
PDP must go for dishing out awards to the winners after 19 years of failures.

Sports › Re: My Take On Osaze by ITbomb(m): 7:42am On Feb 14, 2013

Let him first stop using twitter then we will continue the discussions

Romance › Re: Happy Valentine's Day Nairalanders by ITbomb(m): 1:46am On Feb 14, 2013*

^ I can see someone is using his dummy account to collect ban.
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For the val
Special wishes to the guys hornipipe , binger [abi na bingo?] , Emeka [I don forget ur handle], Shopper, Sky [I see u] and Mynd [just to make am 6 names]
And to the lovely ladies Caracta [wey no fit spell her name] , Ishilove [u wan join opposition], Soji [salute] , HBG [d only begotten ex] , HotNaijaBabe n pearl

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Romance › Re: Am More Confuse About These Two Guyz Wot Must I Do by ITbomb(m): 1:31am On Feb 14, 2013

fubbyy: girl I don't even understand your mode of writing, this is not a text message you are sending for God sake, type words in full and use paragraph

It is not a question of shorthand or phone typing m it's plain laziness.
Eg
Mi = me
Woz, waz = was
currentli = currently
Ourz = ours
His = hiz
fause = I'm lost here, but sounds demonic

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Love On Valentines Day by ITbomb(m): 1:10am On Feb 14, 2013

fittty: For 2weeks now these childish moderators no let us hear anything. All we see on the front page is valentine topics like say we dey secondary school ... . **SMDH**

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Always Expect Money From Guys? by ITbomb(m): 1:07am On Feb 14, 2013

and
why must u expect sex from ur gal always as if she is a slut and if such a gal runs away frm u now, u wil be lamenting on why no gal wants to build a steady relationship wit u?
WHY?
SMsmallH

Politics › Re: History Of Corruption In Nigeria by ITbomb(m): 1:03am On Feb 14, 2013

But some of those 'freed' politicians are also in APC .

Romance › Re: Why So Much Hype About February 14th? by ITbomb(m): 1:00am On Feb 14, 2013

fittty: For 2weeks now these childish moderators no let us hear anything. All we see on the front page is valentine topics like say we dey secondary school ... . **SMDH**

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Phones › Re: MTN To Deliver BlackBerry Z10 To Subscribers by ITbomb(m): 12:57am On Feb 14, 2013

Tajsagay: this might help you Understanding the BlackBerry 10 BIS Controversy http://mobility.com.ng/understanding-the-blackberry-10-bis-controversy/

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and this is the summary: - BIS works on BB10 for BBM, but not for web browsing and other apps
- You can run other things via a generic data plan
- You can also use BBM on a generic data plan without BIS.
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I have a question: if indeed I can run BBM chats over a generic data plan, why would I subscribe to BIS in addition to such a plan? Why would I subscribe to two data services at the same time and spend even more? For security of my chats? I doubt that most people would bother.

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