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Snakes and the Damn Cockroaches.
So disgusting

I would like a ride on that Peugeot.
Looks solid

Excluding you, so u dey vex and u wan do revenge mission.
Abeg free the girl and ur guy joor. Old things ve pass away.
Remember when we go touch girl yansh for corner come tell everybody say we don do am, dey claim big boi , then encourage another to go, whether he do or not he go come back come tell us say he don do to save face.

Your English sucks.
I don't normally like pointing out grammatical errors but urs is so obvious, no wonder u need a ready made CV, but don't forget we still have aptitude test and interviews.
U need to brush up a bit

as in , na 'es' cause all this wahala ?
Me I understand Wetin the man wishes

This may be counter productive as the Eagles may find themselves under pressure.
#WHATAWASTE

Happy Birthday Sweedy ,
Although u still insist we should not exchange contact.

Pls my learned Nairalanders, is there any word there that means ' Currency '?

[quote author=GARRI (x7)][/quote]Following

Obinoscopy: Don't say what you aren't sure of

chronique: Why would you say that?

Sorry for my earlier comment , if he is still alive I pray the God who delivered David from dangers will deliver him and bring him back home safely.

so quiet in here.
I wonder where these dickheads are

Sorry dude, that guy is a goner

This kind thing dey happen when sharp boy meet sharp girl

Ok, we have heard and agree , so now
Give us the list. Who goes first
#TALKISCHEAP

@OP , you should never raise sensitive topics on fone.
A girl needs reassurance when telling something like that and you know girl respond more to touch , you keep stroking and cuddled her while relaying your gory tale.
But on the fone , you just left the feminine mind wander and got lost.
.
Abeg make nobody ban omo_to_dun

Caracta: You must have been very busy in church. Reading inscriptions on laps. Wonderful. ITbomb himself! Not surprised...lol
*winks*

I can see u are already sleep typing.

Caracta: Interesting. The ministry is expanding. Nice. But is it written on their foreheads that they are strippers?

Nah it was written on their laps where the skirt stopped.
I saw it myself. Boldly written ' 5 inch from here is the honeypot'

See Wetin woman do my guy.
Sorry o, I'll always mention you in my prayers

Caracta: As in ehn...sunday things na. Convent is cold o. How are you people in the "world" coping?

The world is getting better.
No need for us to take the gospel to the strippers, the strippers are coming to church.
See wears today for church .

Lagusta: Seen it before...

Really ??
This is my first time

It's increasing looking like one of those games where Nigeria do all the playing but Ivory Coast emerge as winners."

Highbros: you are flogging a dead horse.

Nah, I'm waking a sleeping lion

[quote author=fr_evangel]Iphone is bad but Androids are badder.
Issues with iphone:
1. They are sill selfish with screen space. Everybody is becoming bolder and bigger, the neeed for larger screens.
2. The fact that you still can't just share content with your other devices is a just too behind.
3. No expandable memory.
4. Overpriced!
5. No removable battery!
6. Heard of rooting n overclocking in android?!

Etc, etc[/quote]That is why you should go for Nokia / Window devices.
Your mobile and desktop work seamlessly

Considering the fact that it was a weekend , the guy must have been call up for duty