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Nice to know that you are still alive

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Can the epa ijebu cure corona? Asking for a friend

rilikalid:
I am okay now. someone cut the affected area for me with blade and squeeze blood out of the place after which he applies a local medicine called "epa ijebu" on it. They effect had since totally gone. Thank you. Hard to belief that a human like you exists in Nairaland

Do not put a price tag if you are just starting

With a price tag, someone will just look at the price and move, whereas without the price tag, they will check the quality while dragging the price and it also gives you opportunity to get them have a rethink

However, if your shop is the one shown on the first pic, you may arrange them according to price and just tell them "this line is 4k"

Which photo talks to you more?

For me, one of the photo is screaming instructions to me

DAVE5:
That comes to mind, we can only hope the packages were thoroughly checked and(or) tested for any virus lacing

Tested with which testing kit, the one labeled "Made in China"?

Exactly my point, it is pen and paper
The supervisor stroll in periodically to confirm and sign off the report then use "phone" to update the control center. No central database, no computer

Stephenomozzy:
Unless they're relying on pen-on-paper documentation, it shouldn't take Jack to document a single set of data into a "central system" (Which is obviously non-existen). This patch-patch reporting does not truly help put things in perspective.... it's more or less a report that they've only screened 50+ so far.

I hope it's not the Ransomware I've been hearing about

They just heard the western world talk about Work from home, Lock down, Isolation center etc and they want to copy without understanding

I would disagree with you

Test are done by almost all the personnel all over the country and it would be waste of time to document each of them (considering the inadequate manpower)

However every confirmed case is escalated to the database because that's where action is needed.

They are on your neck but they can't kill you so why kill yourself

Asquare84:
Who is your errand boy

Dey there dey form boss while men dey negotiate price

Do the test again, it is positive and positive

When is Bubu going to UK?

I didn't even know you existed

TUANKU:
Very real because you shared a screenshot from someone you don't even know? Caveman, stop spreading falsehood.

We quote Forbes, Punch, CNN, CNBC, not because we know them but because they have established themselves as authority in their field
The screenshot was made by me from that day's market report. Did you bother to check the source or other sources you know?

The official Isolation Center is Infectious Disease Hospital (IDH), Ikot Ekpene

Right along Ikot Ekpene - Uyo Expressway

It is very neat and fully equipped.

PUBLIC HEALTH INFORMATION
Akwa Ibom contact numbers IF Covid-19 is suspected
State Disease Surveilance and Notification Officer (DSNO) 08028442194
State Epidemiologist 08037934966
Isolation Centre 09023330092

Also,
Wherever you are in Nigeria,
That’s the number to call,
IF you suspect any Coronavirus.
080097000010
080097000010
It is toll-free, no charges.

Vivianagoja:
Admin please help push this to front page.

I have Been sneezing for 2days now am afraid any Corona Virus unit in Akwa Ibom, Uyo

And I have running nose also, Naturally I should take it as normal cold, but because of the times we are in I need to be sure.
Thanks

DaCharis2016:
If the figures here are real, I then believe that it was actually a game plan by China.

Very real
https://www.cnbc.com/markets/

The only prerequisite then was "who can abuse Jonathan more" since Oyegun was a gentleman, Oshiomole met all the criteria

Tribes and different languages (not dialect)?

I give it to Cross River

I stopped reading here

he is also very rich, though his money is not what i was looking for, i was looking for true love and what truly felt them was love.

ITbomb:
Show me a girl confused in relationship and I will show you either a guy with money or a guy with a really good dick

OP, you've got a new phone
Congrats

The guy has a point, serving as a medical grad has more prestige than as an Agric Econs grad.
It can also link you to better opportunities

If you are sure your biometrics were captured, just be careful. Read the NYSC law

Half education is worse than ignorance

Vaccine are weakened viruses made for the body to learn how to fight the main viruses

Sammy beats it with camera only

Kimzo:
She just got the apartment in January

And he knew about it and packed in, who paid for the rent?

Methink, it's one of these guys that sponsor a girl, provide everything and the girl come get lover boy for school or work place but finds it difficult to break up because of all the investment.

Let her open up to you and you consider it, girl chop you for years, come go do love with another person, how you go feel?

And she keeps running back to him

Why can't she relocate and stay very far away from him

So he should do the job of 2 or 3 people and get paid for 1 person

Or it's good that your VC is being paid 40k from IPSIS
Ok, no more research cos IPSIS doesn't support grants
And you ignored the homegrown system and spent $140m for a system that is still calculating errors in people's salary

My question is, how did they resolve whose name should be written first on the wedding card

erico2k2:
FYI I'm a fluid mechanic, so that will tell you I know all there is to know when it comes to Petroleum product plus I work globally the cheapest PP is in South America and they are on subsidy,The problem with youths or rather most youths in Nigeria is they fail to think outside the box hence they are being cheated day in day out by not so smart people.The govt can never ever take away subsidy if not pump price will be minimum N400, can you pay that the Uk without subsidy at the moment is £1.16 minimum, in teh EU its slightly cheaper arround £1, the USA is slightly cheaper almost £1, these are all above N450 however in Asia its cheaper but not below £0.50 so not les than N200, so if U add all the cost and taxt to bring it to Nigeria that will go up at least N250 to N300, the difference is the subsidy however b4 the scam in progress was delivering empty figurs and inflating product volume.

Ok

That "scam of an organization" are the ones doing the importation and they have the figures. Until that time you start importing petroleum products, maybe I will listen to you.
For now, shed a little of your pride and update your knowledge

erico2k2:
I'm nit as naive as most people in 9ja are who ain't privy to information. So U are telling me you believe in what tha scam of an organization called NNPC says.I believe U are wise si ask urself this
1 if landing cost is93 why pay subsidy?
2 from what country in this world can U import petrol lower than N150.name the country try do a lil bit of research.

1. There's no payment of subsidy with the new oil prices. When pms landing price was N141.07 per litre as at January 31, 2020 and market adjusted price was N156, subsidy payments were necessary

2.

The drop in the price of crude oil forced down the Cost plus Freight of the commodity to Nigeria by 35.81 per cent, from $575.81 per metric tonne, an equivalent of N131.82 per litre as at the close of trading, January 31, 2020 to $369.62 per metric tonne, an equivalent of N84.60 per litre.


Giving a breakdown of the PMS pricing template, the PPPRA disclosed that cost plus freight of PMS to Nigeria stood at $369.62 per metric tonne, an equivalent of N84.60 per litre; while lightering expenses stood at N2.75 per litre and Nigerian Ports Authority charges stood at N0.84 per litre.

Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, NIMASA, charges stood at N0.22 per litre; jetty throughput charge N0.60; storage charge N2; and financing cost N1.92; putting the landing cost of PMS at N92.89 per litre.

Adding the total distribution margins of N19.37 per litre to the Landing Cost of N92.89 per litre, the PPPRA put the Expected Open Market Price, EOMP, of the commodity at N112.26 per litre.

However, the PPPRA template revealed that the ex-depot price of the commodity, which is the price at which the NNPC sells to oil marketers, currently stands at N125.63 per litre; while the Ex-depot price for collection stood at N133.28 per litre.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/oil-crash-pms-landing-cost-drops-34-2-from-january/amp/

erico2k2:
Where did you get 92 from and tell what country of this earth you plan to buy and land in nigeria @92
Sometimes people just talk as if they ain't humans

Let me assume that you are not using free mode, you should have seen my source from the news of yesterday - Vanguard
Landing price is N92.89 and Open Market adjusted recommended price is N112

Without subsidy, market price is N92, I just hope they won't use this scam to increase the price beyond N145 later

sotall:
The person who did the mathematics is mad!

Crude oil price crashed from $70 to $30.


That's more than 50% reduction.

Price of fuel was 145 naira....now it should be about 70 naira.



This government is scam

He is not aware

Get her a recording device (pen or button) and let her play along.
Your case would be better with strong evidence not word of mouth