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Fvrking 3 girls by the "grace of god"?
Come and enter heaven let me see

ifykris22:
There's absolutely no heart to be broken �... Just don't make her fall in love....


I have three girl's (3) I'm hanging out with by the grace of (god) and I try as much as I can to make it mutual....


Don't give them all the attention they need ,cus that's where the trouble starts Head's up...

If you see it, pls quote me

angelEmade:
One nairalander should help me complete this please. "birds of a feather.....!"

fvrk together

kevoh:
Poor Cow! It won't take up to 5k to hire a pickup truck at the abbatoir to transport the animal to your home. Why suffer the poor cow?

Someone is teaching for a full month to get that 5k

So a whole law court can be desecrated like this and no one is punished?

@OP, please let me use this badass phone for today, tomorrow you can come and use me for rituals

Charleys:
How about they start saving lives for free

Yeah, because they feed for free, transport themselves for free, clothe for free and finally, all their family members are dead so they have no one to support

Today is Monday, call me if you need escort services from the bank

Village people are involved

For them to be captured means they are the weakest, the scary and giant sea creatures are still far from human grasp

We Nigerians, because of our insecurities always waste time thinking about why the person asked a question before we answer.
A simple question that would need a frank answer would see us acting suspicious

Most of us are guilty, like it or not
For instance,
"where are you?" (on the phone). I bet you can't answer it right under 5 secs

What is your name? (what does he want with my name), ends up giving a fake name

How old are you? Ah, don't even go there especially the ladies

Who wins Tap in award?

It has really fallen

I will answer only your last question

I need advice from those who had engage in premarital sex before. so far, have you had any regrets? please help a brother.

No regrets at all

Should have killed him when you had the chance. Now we gonna continue with his sh¡t

maynation:
If each Nairalander contributes 1K for me imagine how many of this car i will have ??

So many dear, I like your vision
I will like to start contributing
Come and collect nah

They used photoshop to wipe out the tattoo and the stretch marks

She was once a nairalander
See her throwback pics on the profile

https://www.nairaland.com/daintilicious

isthatso:
If aiurpeace wants to be a big Airline, they must learn how to make public statements without being emotive. just state the facts and move on. which one is all the questions and emotional language? Nigerian businesses do not understand the art of corporate communications.

I'm glad someone pointed this out

The rebuttal is too long and emotion-laden

They are guilty of what they are accusing him of. They had to do a full multi-paragraph article because he's a "government official", Igbo and APC

The girl has been dicknified, all wisdom and opinions are useless to her

Na man na confirmed he-goat

Good governance as in how?
Rwanda that there's no freedom of speech

Front camera sabi make you look like mgbeke

If you don't want to see her sad, do what she wants
I hate nonsense

Wait, is this the Nigerian equivalent of FBI or the comedy department of the Nigeria Police?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

He is a real niggarrr from the ancient city of Benin
Where the king is truely king


Exactly what i thought i would become
That was why i chose computer science
giving GPS coordinates of enemies location.
i be think say Latitude and longitude go suffer for my hand

But Uniben confused me with old programming language
Like Fortran and Pascal

That's the basics bro,
Master that then enter visual basics
C++, Javascript, python etc would be maimai for you, trust me

The girl has already sense your desperation to fvrk her.
Get a girl close to her and shower love, she might or she might not get jealous and try coming close to you

Get a Windows 10 CD and do repair.
Or upgrade if repair doesn't work

You can download the latest creator version and upgrade

Air hostesses should be young, slim and smart.
Not these mothers

Thank God it's not addressed to Buhari, he could never read all of this

Southern land borders