₦airaland Forum

Lenient001:
Everytime dey come choose their "miss" nah ugly bird like hungry bird dey always choose.

Problem be say, the most beautiful ones are empty upstairs so they tend to balance beauty and brains to bring out the best.
Remember, the winner is their Ambassador so you don't give out to any fine face with fishbrain

Remaining Miss Earth

Just walk near turbo fan, let the blade get just one of those danglings

My friend, Udeme is no longer a great man

Is that the Corporate Headquarters?

majormofor:
Nice.. Thanks for this...
How abt where the bill is presented to Nigerians in form of a gathering. Can't remember what it's called nw. I think it was missed

Public Hearing,
It's in Committee level

Maj Gen Buhari doesn't care.

If he sees that the bill will not be entertained, he uses Executive Orders

He feels his bills has to be passed by the parliament without any amendment, any amendment is tagged Padding

When he sees that his dictatorial tendencies is being curtailed by the legislature, he plots and install his rubber stamp parliament

If he knows that an appointment will not be confirmed, he appoints an indefinite Acting

Small small, they are waking up

Maybe there have been a massive renovation

Vanhooijdonk:
A tyrant with one of the worst human rights abuses can not turn to an overnight democrat. The first sign of repentance is restituion, which he never did -by apologizing to all his victims he abused their human rights.

He was also one of Head of State that refused to appear before then Oputa Panel trying to reconcile the country.

Never attended any Council of State meetings to discuss the state of the country

Imagine nuclear go on strike

Summary
Men want fidelity
Women want caring

So
Women shouldn't care much if their men are cheating as long as they are properly taken care of

And
Men are prepared to take good care of his woman as long as she doesn't cheat

Cruel world

Most of these northern politicians are from outside Nigeria

Continue working at least till this regime of Gen Buhari is over.
Save massively
Look for part time programs or
Consider Open University

Fvrking 3 girls by the "grace of god"?
Come and enter heaven let me see

ifykris22:
There's absolutely no heart to be broken �... Just don't make her fall in love....


I have three girl's (3) I'm hanging out with by the grace of (god) and I try as much as I can to make it mutual....


Don't give them all the attention they need ,cus that's where the trouble starts Head's up...

If you see it, pls quote me

angelEmade:
One nairalander should help me complete this please. "birds of a feather.....!"

fvrk together

kevoh:
Poor Cow! It won't take up to 5k to hire a pickup truck at the abbatoir to transport the animal to your home. Why suffer the poor cow?

Someone is teaching for a full month to get that 5k

So a whole law court can be desecrated like this and no one is punished?

@OP, please let me use this badass phone for today, tomorrow you can come and use me for rituals

Charleys:
How about they start saving lives for free

Yeah, because they feed for free, transport themselves for free, clothe for free and finally, all their family members are dead so they have no one to support

Today is Monday, call me if you need escort services from the bank

Village people are involved

For them to be captured means they are the weakest, the scary and giant sea creatures are still far from human grasp

We Nigerians, because of our insecurities always waste time thinking about why the person asked a question before we answer.
A simple question that would need a frank answer would see us acting suspicious

Most of us are guilty, like it or not
For instance,
"where are you?" (on the phone). I bet you can't answer it right under 5 secs

What is your name? (what does he want with my name), ends up giving a fake name

How old are you? Ah, don't even go there especially the ladies

Who wins Tap in award?

It has really fallen

I will answer only your last question

I need advice from those who had engage in premarital sex before. so far, have you had any regrets? please help a brother.

No regrets at all

Should have killed him when you had the chance. Now we gonna continue with his sh¡t

maynation:
If each Nairalander contributes 1K for me imagine how many of this car i will have ??

So many dear, I like your vision
I will like to start contributing
Come and collect nah