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KingAzubuike:
Fake news. No be buhari I dey see for here

Davash222 ITbomb

Dat Xmas garri wey you go drink for village don finish your eyes
Hope you get tp to come back

That will be when we have the stomach to decentralize power transmission.

Like true federalism, generating states should get as much as they can, they send the rest to be shared

How can we progress when 80% of budget is spent on taking power from one place to another "Transmission" while very small is spent on generation itself

At least he didn't turn aggressive, kick the ball into the stands and walk away fuming like some kid goat do

No be even better food, dem drink garri

Problem is, I don't understand 80% of what he says, so I need not bother

Davash222:
Our own footballers gave us Bet9ja, Access bet, Sporty bet and other sports bet.

And Night Club

demoBaba:
Don't say what you don't kwn, those are the new set of NPower they collect 30k every month without doing much.

And they should have been disengaged when their time was up, not extending their time for political reasons knowing fully well that they are not "doing much"

Is that the 3m jobs yearly that they promised?

dukeprince50:
Wait o, but PDP thought Atiku will win PMB?
APC was a bit stronger than PDP and PMB had far much more supporters than Atiku had.

Most of those that voted Atiku were those who hate PMB and those who wants to steal if PMB leaves.

For Buhari to get only 3m votes from south shows that Atiku was stronger.
South is the only place elections take place, in the North, rigging is on religion basis, if you don't do it, you are threatened and even burned with your family

Without Buhari and his fable 12m northern votes, APC is doomed

SMH, something that cannot even enter a pot, you call snake.
We dey catch this one by hand, throw away for Bush
Wake me when you kill something big enough for breakfast

I like how they told the obvious truth
"They were extended because of election, election don finish, they are now on their own"

What happen to the 3m jobs yearly that they promised?

The Boko Haram in the army conspiring to get rid of a Christian commander

lekjons:
I can't use any phone without memory card.

Please upgrade
Newer phones with 32 to 64GB would make your memory card useless

If

Last last, person go price am 200k and you vex go park the car or give am away

jamace:
A cabal is siphoning Nigeria money in the name of subsidy. Buhari needs to personally investigate this subsidy of a thing. I suspect a great fraud going on.

Wake up
Can you investigate yourself and the cronies you positioned to do your dirty deals while you wear the integrity cloak for the camera

Adasun:
To feed three mouths no easy o,just hustle o

Na old school thinking be that, better wife now dey earn money and use it for the family.
Personally, my wife takes care of monthly stocking of house provisions (beverages, toiletries and small food stuff from nearby stores) from her salary while I focus on money for market, school and clothing

Offpoint:
All na format, so useless idiot will dm her and negotiate the price... she'll raise that money in 2 days.



I wouldn't pay 150k to have sex with Rihanna OR Beyonce.

Any guy who paid more than N300 for sex should be castrated and kill.

Guy calm down, e get as the thing sweet, you come add 5h on top

If you have not yet returned back from Xmas in the village pls stay back

Na only talk una sabi, others dey work before talk, una go dey do audio

2019 car no get reverse camera?

The guy get mind to dey challenge useless Nigerian police like this

What if the police wan use am do accidental discharge

WWIII

Hope is not lost, upgrade to Telegram and continue chatting with Telegram Web

Hmm, you can always wear body hugging polo for the pool, if asked, tell them your lungs is not so good with cool water

Marlians in church?

Either you use another browser like puffin or get a laptop
No verification

So if the doctor insisted that you have some seaside air after surgery, would you argue?

These days, when I hear Buhari has made an appointment, I open the post hoping to be disappointed but sadly I just confirmed the name and close it

If the guy has made any small body contact, that means he would be rushing home to his Vaseline

Oma307:
that is why I don't fvck in a relationship until I am married

This guy has passed the audition for Best Lie of 2019